Ron Stoppable: Eraser for the NSA p 8

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Briefing the Army and Abu Ahmad's Fury

The villains listen intently to what Ron has to say. They seem to take it well.

Dr. Drakken says, "Think I'm gonna throw up. Islamic Militant lunatics wanting to nuke the U.S. into nothing but atoms, you being a killer. I'm sorry, but I don't buy the latter portion of it. Militants, yes. You, a killer, no." The others nod their agreement and Ron holds up his hand for Kim to speak.

She says, "It's all true. Yesterday, he eliminated two sleeper agents for the Black Jihad. Two people I knew in school were the sleeper agents. For how long, I don't know. Who else, I don't know either. But it's important we not allow this thing to happen. Millions of lives depend on the success of this mission."

Shego mulls this over and asks, "Who was in Houston, Texas the other night?"

Ron grins and replies, "I was, Shego. Let me tell you, that night was cold, believe you andme."

Shego grins and says, "So you're the one that got the jerk responsible for my brothers' deaths six years ago. I'm in, so I can return the favor." Ron nods in approval and Kim is aghast.

Kim asks, "What happened, Shego? If it's not too painful for you."

Shego sighs and says, "It was a beautiful day outside. I was tending to the Prison garden when I suddenly felt a chill, in ideal 89-F weather. A Guard then came up, tapped me on my shoulder and told me the Warden had some bad news for me." She gulps and sniffles some before she goes on. "My brothers were assisting at an accident scene in Go City when some crazy man drove a car into pile-up and detonated it by remote control. The Officers on scene, my brothers and everyone else were killed in the blast. I would have collapsed right there if it wasn't for that Guard. He held me as I cried and walked me back to my cell and kept me sane and alive."

She looks over at Ron and says, "Because of that jerk, Mohammed, I came close to killing myself because my family was the only thing I had going for me. Even though I was evil, they never stopped caring about me. You and that Guard did me a real favor. I repaid him by marrying him and bearing him twins, a son and a daughter, five years ago." She chuckles and brings out a picture, saying, "I felt I should name them after two people responsible for my finding happiness most directly. Named them after you two. Hope you don't mind, Kimmy, Ron."

Kim smiles warmly and says, "I certainly don't, Shego. How about you, Ron?"

Ron grins and says, "I don't mind either, Shego. Anyone else wanna vent some rage at a terrorist imbecile?"

Dr. Drakken sniffs and says, "Someone killed my Mother during a cruise three years ago, as well as Motor Ed's crew. They were in the work release program, working in the engine room when it blew. 500 people lost their lives that day, very much like 9/11." He looks at Ron and says, "I don't know if you found the one responsible, but if you do, I want five minutes with the guy. Just five frickin' minutes. I'm in." He slams his fist into his palm, a sinister gleam in his eye.

Motor Ed says, "I'm upset about my crew dying. But, several months ago, someone attacked the school I teach Auto Mechanics at and killed five of my brightest students, seriously! He even wounded me, seriously! I want to shave the turkey bald and smash a guitar over their heads, seriously! I'm in, seriously!"

Monkey Fist says, "Even though I didn't suffer a tragedy as bad as my colleagues, I cannot in good conscience allow you to face this nutjob solo. After all, you still owe me a rematch, Ron Stoppable. I'm in." Ron nods in approval and gives him a thumbs up.

Duff Killigan chimes in, "I heard about the events of 9/11 and was the first to donate blood. Those nuts ruined a fine field that could have used to make a fine golf course. I'm in, if not only to protect other beautiful fields." Kim chuckles at that and looks at Ron.

Ron's face goes serious and he says, "You'll get your mission profiles and duties back in your cells. You have one hour to prepare for transport. Make no mistake about it, these Black Jihad bozos play for keeps. I don't expect a lot of survivors to come back, but know this. If I so much as smell a double cross, the offender gets a slug in the head." The others gulp and nod as Kim and Ron get up from their seats.

As Kim and Ron walk out the door, Shego looks at Dr. Drakken and the others and says, "He's right about that double cross idea. I've heard about his handiwork against the various terrorist groups on the planet. Suffice it to say, if he doesn't feel bad about ending terrorists' careers, he won't feel anything about ours." At that, she leads the new recruits back to their cells and sure enough, their mission profiles are in their cells.

Monkey Fist is Intelligence Gathering, due to his ninja skills. Killigan is Munitions and Demolitions, due to his love of big bangs. Drakken is Creative Science. Motor Ed is Engineering while Shego is Protection and Backup. They spend the next hour going over the details of the mission profiles and preparing.

In Portland, OR, Abu Ahmad is steamed. He could not raise Fatima or Saddam on the wireless, not knowing they're already dead. He had heard about Aziz Muhammed being blown to bits on his luxury yacht. When he learned it was the same guy that 'nailed' Osama Mohammed, he posted a reward for the Jihadi that would bring him the head of 'Eraser' on a silver platter.

He had heard from other groups that lost their leaders and were in severe disarray. Al-Qaida lost their founder, Osama bin-Laden, to a missile sent up into his rear end. Mullah Omar was caught in the blast and was obliterated as well. Several other higher ups had anvils dropped on them. When the foot soldiers of Al-Qaida reached the death scenes each time, they found erasers that said, 'Up yours, bozos'. They were then summarily executed, no trials, lawyers or appeals.

Ahmad shakes in anger as he recalls hearing about Osama Mohammed getting literally nailed in Houston before Aziz Muhammed was blown to smithereens. The Police found an eraser on an opposite dock at the Harbor and realized it was 'Eraser' that did the blast and took out the terrorist leader's right hand man. They closed the investigation, knowing it's just another dead terrorist imbecile that got what was coming to him. The same thing happened in Houston. Osama had returned to the U.S. six years after killing Team Go's remaining members.

Osama carried out the murder with precision, ramming the explosives laden car into a convenient accident scene, killing Team Go, Police Officers and other people that were caught up in the blast. Two years later, he attacked a cruise ship and killed 500 people on board. Two and half years later, he attacked a high school in Houston, Texas. He killed five pupils and wounded their teacher. He reported that the guy said 'seriously' quite a good bit and did air guitar solos just about all the time. Several months later, he was literally 'nailed' in a construction site.

Ahmad slams his fist down on the table. He then wonders how the death of Kim Possible went. Adding to his fury, he learns she didn't die in the explosion and that the Jew saved her life and a child's life. There were no fatalities the previous night.

He then screams, "How many times must that Capitalist whore survive before she finally dies? She must have some kind of weakness, somewhere." He looks at the picture on the television and sees an interesting sight. Kim holding the child protectively along with the Jew, shielding them both with his body. He gets closer to the picture and sees the child looks like both Kim and the Jew.

He smiles evilly and heads out to the helicopter he has on hand. Intent, kidnapping the child on the television. He gets in and lifts off, heading for Middleton, Colorado, laughing evilly as he flies.