Ron Stoppable: Eraser for the NSA p 9

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Arrival in Portland and Ahmad Kidnaps Ronnie

The next morning, the Dirty 3/4 Dozen arrives in Portland and head for a hotel in a two vehicle convoy, Ron's Humvee in the lead. They flew overnight from Denver on the same MAC flight that flew Ron to Colorado from California. During the flight, Shego was restless and was walking around when she saw Kim and Ron looking at pictures together and laughing. She then learned what the funny thing was.

She asked, "You guys have a little boy? How old is he?"

Ron replied, "He's turning ten years old soon. KP was all alone because I had to leave to improve myself. Matter of fact, there's something I wanna ask you, KP." He got down on his knee and asked, "Kim Possible, will you marry me?"

Kim blushed, smiled and said, "Yes, I will." Shego's eyes teared up at the sight and she gave them both a warm hug. She congratulated them and turned in for the night. As she slept, she had the feeling that she should go after Ahmad herself, even if it meant her dying.

In the hotel room, Shego's eyes snap open and she nods at her decision. She looks over at Kim, smiles and says, "Kimmy, you'll be able to marry Ron and raise your son. Because I'm going to go after that Jihadi freakshow." She then sits down at a table and starts writing a letter of good-bye. When she's done, she gets up, looks back at Kim and smiles, confident she's doing the right thing. She then quietly slips out the door and walks down the road, intent on finding Ahmad's hideout, with or without intelligence about the area.

In another room, Ron is roused awake by an air guitar solo by Duff Killigan. Seems Motor Ed had been teaching Killigan and Monkey Fist to do air guitars. Ron can only sigh and hope that Drakken's not doing any pointers for Monkey Fist, seeing as he's improved his weak air guitar sounds. Ron gets up, dressed and steps outside. He then hears Kim scream.

"Shego!" Ron draws his Desert Eagle and smashes in the door. He searches the room and finds it clear. He holsters his gun and goes to his Fiancee's side.

"What is it, KP?" Kim sniffs as she hands him a piece of paper and he reads it.

'Kimmy, Ron. Don't consider this to be a double cross. Think of it as a wedding present from me to you, as penance for all the times I tried to kill you guys. Ron, you may be 'Eraser', but you're still a human being. Me, I was a heroine once. Time for me to face facts. Once a hero, always a hero. I guess that's why you guys always won against us. I so missed hero work. So this is my first, in a long time, heroic act. I'm going after Abu Ahmad. Don't weep for me and don't forget me, please. If I don't make it, please tell my husband and kids I love them very much. Raise your son well and have a daughter. Name her Sheila, after my real name. Your former enemy and new friend (hopefully), Shego.'

Ron snarls and says, "She's going kamikaze. It's a suicide mission for her. We better get the others and find Ahmad before she does." Kim nods at that and they go to the rooms and assemble the ragtag army. When they're all assembled, Ron tells them about Shego and her decision to go on a suicide mission.

Monkey Fist starts off after getting a sat-phone from the supply trunk. Motor Ed starts arming the vehicles and bulking up their body metals with Drakken's help. Killigan starts getting his explosive surprises ready while Kim and Ron draw up their war plans, not knowing the fight's going to take an interesting turn.

In Middleton, Nana Possible is watching over Ronnie when she hears a helicopter flying overhead. She goes to investigate when a blast knocks her backwards, sending her sliding across the floor, dead, her body broken from the impact of the blast.

Ronnie goes to her side, hoping to help her. But then, he sees her open, still eyes. He realizes that she is dead and covers her face. He hears footsteps behind him and he angrily turns around. He then sees a man he had never seen before.

He realizes who it is and yells, "You killed my Great-Nana, you Arabic jerk! Who gives you the right to do this?"

Abu Ahmad chuckles and says, "Allah gives me the right, you infidel half-breed. The only reason you're still alive is so I can kill you in front of your Capitalist Mother and her Jew. Then I can kill them."

Ronnie says, "As long as your brain-dead sleepers bought the farm, that's main thing, you psycho. My Daddy may be Jewish, but he has more honor than you do."

Ahmad, confused, kneels down and asks, "Bought the farm? I do not recall telling Fatima and Saddam to buy a farm."

Ronnie rolls his eyes and says, "Daddy was right. You terrorists are imbeciles. That means you are frickin' brain-dead. The phrase 'bought the farm' means they frickin' died, you camel-humping moron!" He then laughs at Ahmad's face before he feels a slap.

Ahmad then says, "You will learn your place, half-breed. I am not a terrorist, I am a freedom fighter. And I do not hump camels."

Ronnie chuckles and says, "That's right. Since you fight freedom, you are a terrorist. You bozos really are dumb. And, yes you do. After all, why would a woman want you when a camel will accept you no matter what?" He then lets him have another laugh in his face before Ahmad lifts him, roughly by his arms, and carries him out to the helicopter.

Ahmad opens the door, throws Ronnie in there, ties him down and gets into the pilot's seat. As he starts up the helicopter, he looks over at his young captive and gives him a malicious smile, hoping he'll shrink away in fear. To his surprise, Ronnie doesn't.

He then asks, "Don't I scare you one bit, half-breed?"

Ronnie snorts and says, "I hate that label. I do have a name after all, you camel-humping, Satan worshiping mook. It's Ronnie Possible and my parents are going to kill your butt good."

Ahmad angrily says, "I do not worship Satan, infidel child. It is the will of Allah that I do this. It is a Jihad and there is a fatwa that says I can kill Americans wherever and whenever I find them."

Ronnie snorts again and asks, "Dude, don't you know anything about good and evil? My Mommy says that there is two Gods. One good, one bad. Every religion has it. It's almost like it's required. The one you're worshiping is Satan. Would the good God actually permit the destruction of a country and mass murder on a massive scale? I don't think so, you Satan worshiping mook."

He laughs again as Ahmad strains to keep himself from crashing the helicopter prematurely, just to get away from that disrespectful laughter the little whelp is inflicting upon him.