Disclaimer: I do not own any Tenchi characters, but I can torture them to my will.

Enjoy : )

Masaki House

Kiyone and Aeka were watching TV in the living room when unexpectedly Sasami came into the living room and sat next to them. This was something that Sasami just wouldnt normally do. Kiyone decided to pry into the subject to see what was going on.

Kiyone: "Hey Sasami. What made you come out of the kitchen at lunch time?"

Sasami: "oh I just needed a few things from the market."

Kiyone: "So why are you here? wouldnt you be gettin the groceries?"

Sasami: "I sent Mihoshi to the store to pick up a few things for me."

Kiyone: " Are you sure that was such a good idea?" Kiyone now looks very concerned.

Sasami: " Oh dont worry about her Kiyone, she will be back in no time."

Kiyone gets off the couch and heads out of the house.

Kiyone: " I'll be back later." Under her breath, "Why do I always have to keep her out of trouble?"

The Store

Mihoshi walks into the store, list in hand. She looks around and realizes she has no clue what she is doing. She walks up to the counter where a clurk was standing.

Mihoshi: "Hello! Could you get these things for me?"

She hands him the list.

Store Clerk: "Yeah, hold on a minute."

He goes around the store to get the items on the list. A man walks through the door.

Store Clerk: "I'll be with you in just a minute."

Guy: "No, you will deal with me now."

He pulls out a gun.

Guy: "Now you can make this easy or you can make this hard. Either way, I will win."

In the background Mihoshi is pulling out her gun ready to fire. The clerk taps a button with his foot. (Wonder what that does)

Store Clerk: "what do you want?"

Guy: "All your money." He walks closer to the counter. Mihoshi aims her gun at him.

Mihoshi: "Drop your weapon! I am a Galaxy police officer!"

Guy: "A what?" he looks confused and lets his guard down.

Mihoshi fires off a shot hitting the ground next to him

Mihoshi: "drop your weapon!"

He responds this time, putting down his weapon. Just then the police arrive on the scene. (Doesn't look good, does it?)

Police man: "Put down your weapon or we will shoot!"

Mihoshi: "He already dropped his weapon."

Police man: I repeat, drop you weapon or we'll open fire."

Mihoshi: "I'm confused. You said to 'drop your weapon', but it is already on the ground! What more do you w-"

A gunshot is heard and Mihoshi falls to the ground.

I hope you guys don't think me evil for doing that. My friend and I came up with this story a long time ago. Please forgive me if this offended you in any way. There will be a part two! See what happens when I decide to fininsh.Please R&R. Peace out