Ron Stoppable: Eraser for the NSA p 11
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The Call and a Cursing Ronnie
Ron's sat-phone beeps and Kim picks it up. "Possible here. Repeat your last, please. Oh, no. Oh, God, please, no! Yes, we'll pick up the pace. Thanks, Monkey Fist." She ends the call, looks at Ron with tear-filled eyes and says, "That monster has our baby, Ron. He's got our little boy as a hostage."
Ron growls and says, "He's going to get a first-class 'erasing'. I promise that. If Ronnie has just one bruise, I will go ape nuts. If he thought what happened to his buddies was bad, he should just wait until he sees what we have in store for him." Kim nods, seconding that emotion.
Inside the cabin, Ahmad is trying to get information from Ronnie. Information that the boy says he doesn't have. "Talk, infidel child, talk!"
Ronnie weakly says, "Go hump a camel, you crazy camel-jockey." He gets another slap, much harder than the last one.
Ahmad says, "I want to know who 'Eraser' is. Do you know him personally?"
"Go to Hell, you Satan worshiping mook." Another slap. As Ronnie's head lolls to the side, he catches a faint glimpse of two people getting close to the cabin. One a woman dressed in green and black spandex and a man that looks like a monkey. Both gasp when they see that he sees them.
The lady mouths, 'We're here with your parents. They're on their way. Just hang in there, little guy.' He's pretty sure he sees a tear coming from her eye, the man with her putting a hand on her shoulder.
Ahmad slaps him again and yells, "No one is coming for you, insolent whelp! Now talk, you infidel child!"
Ronnie sees her growling, her hands glowing green, gathers his courage and says something his Mother told him not to say until he's much older. "Go fuck yourself, camel-fucker! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA!" He looks back out the window and sees the two of them in shock, their mouths wide open.
The man then grins and mouths, 'You are so much like Ron Stoppable, Ronnie. You would make a fine crime-fighter. Just like your parents. Keep your defiant spirit and it will serve you well. Here comes the cavalry. Talk to you later, little buddy.'
The woman then mouths, 'I'm glad I got to see you in action. It's just like your Mother's style. Only she didn't swear. It was a good one though. Just don't swear in front of her and you won't get a spanking for it.'
Ronnie turns, smiles at Ahmad and says, "My parents and their friends are going to kill you, camel-fucker. On that note, do your worst, fat-head! Anyone that would issue and listen to a fatwa like that is a fat-head! Once and for all, my answer is go fuck a camel, you retarded, camel-fucking, Satan worshipingmook!"
Kim hears the obscenity come from Ronnie's mouth and grins, knowing he said that to keep his strength and resolving not to spank him. Just wash his mouth out with soap.
