Ron Stoppable: Eraser for the NSA p 12

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible. Wish I did though.

Extracting Ronnie and Erasing Abu Ahmad

Kim and Ron arm up with H&K MP5's, two M-500 12 gauge shotguns and .357 Desert Eagles. Dr. Drakken smiles at the item they had secured from the courier that was heading this way. Motor Ed gets a rope ready and Duff sets out his bombs. Shego and Monkey Fist get to their position and brief them on the sitch.

Shego says, "Ahmad's slapping Ronnie around, trying to get information about Ron. Ronnie's bleeding from his lips, but he's still holding just fine. He's gonna need some surgery and stitches for his wounds. They're pretty deep, but not fatal." She shudders and says, "I'm sorry, you guys. I just wanted to do something nice for you."

Ron smiles and says, "Appreciate the thought. But, you're a parent as well. Kamikaze is last resort only." He then nods and says, "Let's go get our son, KP. He's waiting for us."

Kim nods and smiles savagely, nodding at Duff to start swinging. Duff nods right back and chuckles. He then says something he hasn't said in years.

"Fore!" He swings and hits an exploding golf ball toward the cabin.

Inside, Ahmad hears someone shout, "Fore!" and looks around. Next thing he knows, a blast knocks him silly and Ronnie is laughing his head off like it's the funniest thing he has ever seen.

Ronnie then sees Kim and Ron coming at him, half-smiling and half-frowning. Smiling because their little boy's still alive and frowning because he's bleeding. The woman in spandex comes in behind them and unties him. He weakly gets up from the chair and falls onto the floor. The woman lifts him up and carries him outside.

She then says, "I'm Shego, Ronnie. You're the spitting image of your Daddy, you know that, right?"

Ronnie says, "Hi Shego. As for the spitting image thing, that's sick and wrong!" Shego gives him a soft, gentle squeeze and a laugh as she carries him over to a man with blue skin and a blue lab coat.

The man smiles pleasantly and says, "Hello, Ronnie Possible. I'm Dr. Drakken. Your parents and I go way back. Your Mother is all that and then some. Now, let's see about getting these wounds closed up. Now, this'll probably sting quite a bit, so don't be afraid to scream." He puts a peroxide patch on each wound and Ronnie holds it in check, wondering how much fun he's missing inside.

Ronnie sighs and says, "If only Great-Nana Possible was still alive."

Shego asks, "What do you mean, Ronnie-kins?"

Ronnie tells them about what had happened at the Possible's house and Nana's death. Dr. Drakken shakes in anger and says, "That tears it! Abu Ahmad dies right now!" He gets out a radio and says, "Kim, I have some news for you regarding a member of your family. It's Nana. Ahmad killed her when he grabbed Ronnie. She died in a blast at your parent's house. Yes, I'll tell the others to prepare." He ends communication.

He then turns to Ronnie and asks, "How'd you like to participate in 'erasing' a homicidal maniac?"

Ronnie grins and replies, "Boo-yah!" Shego and Dr. Drakken both start laughing in agreement with that reply, not having heard it in years. Ronnie tries not to join in, but does so anyway, his ribs hurting as he laughs.

He falls over and Shego catches him,saying, "Easy there, slugger. Wait till your ribs are fully healed before you laugh hard again. Okay?" Ronnie nods in reply and Shego adds, "Besides, we haven't heard your Dad's favorite word in a long time. You even sound like him when you're hurt. Which means we may be looking at an 'Eraser' Jr. before ten years go by."

Ronnie chuckles at that and looks back at the cabin and see Ahmad being dragged out of the cabin and brought to their position. Kim and Ron hold their guns on him while Motor Ed and Monkey Fist tie ropes to his wrists and ankles. Duff then gets into the pick-up and drives it forward, taking up the slack in the rope. Ron goes to the back of the Humvee and brings out a steel baseball bat. Ahmad sees this and starts squirming.

Ignoring him, Ron says, "I'm 'Eraser', and I say it's time to start erasing." He first goes to Kim and says, "Do it for Nana, KP." Kim nods as she accepts the bat and walks over to Ahmad.

She looks down at him, frowns and says, "I owe you two slugs. One for Nana and one for my little boy!" She then swings the bat into his chest, breaking two ribs. She swings again, hitting him in the stomach, knocking his wind out. She turns and hands it to Shego.

Shego grins and says, "This is for my brothers, you sack of camel-dump. Five slugs, one for each of my brothers and one for all of Go City. You ordered their deaths." She then swings the bat rapidly, breaking multiple ribs in quick succession. She then hands the bat to Dr. Drakken, who is wearing a sadistic smile.

He says, "This is for my Mother and the cruise ship she was on. 'Eraser' learned that Mohammed was your favorite killer and that he loved to do things to impress you. Since Mohammed has been 'nailed', I think it's fitting I do this to you. One for my Mother and one for the whole ship." He swings the bat, striking Ahmad's legs both times, Ahmad screaming in pain. He turns and hands the bat to Motor Ed, the strongest one in the bunch.

He says, "Dude, your buddy Mohammed killed my crew on that cruise ship and five of my best students in school, seriously! Now I get to clobber you, seriously!" He does a wild air guitar before he starts swinging the bat, ten times, very hard, breaking Ahmad's remaining ribs. Ahmad starts coughing up blood, his lungs punctured. Motor Ed hands the bat to Duff after doing an encore air guitar.

Duff says, "I was the first to donate blood in Scotland that horrible day. But I owe you at least one swing. For the field in Pennsylvania." He swings and smashes his face, slightly. He turns in disgust and hands the blood covered bat to Monkey Fist.

He chimes in, "I may not have lost important people in my life, but you desired to deny me a rematch against Ron. I owe you a massive slug." He swings the bat and hits Ahmad's chest. He hands it to Ron and he hands it to Ronnie.

Ron says, "Go whack that nutty pinata, son." Ronnie nods, goes over there and sees an ideal spot. Borrowing a stance from Duff, he swings the bat and sends it into his back, cracking his spine. He does it several more times for all the times he was slapped by Ahmad. When he's done, Ahmad's back is completely broken.

Ronnie says, "From me to you, you crazy camel-jockey. For all the slaps you gave me, I figured you could stand a few back whacks. I was right." He walks away and heads for his parents. Ahmad hangs there, hoping he'll survive this.

He then yells, "Allah, come save me!"

Ron comes over and says, "No one's coming to save you, Abu Ahmad. Now it's time to finish your evil career." He flips him over and brings a shotgun around to his rear end. Ron then chuckles and asks, "Have you ever had a 12 gauge enema? If not, you're about to get one. Maybe you won't be so anal." He looks at Kim and nods for her to cover Ronnie's eyes. She nods right back and does so.

She and the others turn around, knowing what he's doing is sick, but also how he does things. He primes the shotgun, aims at Ahmad's rear end and administers the enema, Ahmad screaming in pain. Before he dies, Ahmad sees an eraser being on the ground and hears, "You've just been 'erased', Abu Ahmad."

Ron goes to the Humvee, gets the sat-phone and presses the programmed number. He then says, "This is Eraser. Crisis over, terrorist is dead. I say again, Abu Ahmad is dead. Plutonium is secured. Eraser out."