Metal Gear Solid 4: United They Fall

BONUS CHAPTER: LIEK OMG!

Solid Snake was so totally preparing to have Otacon and Raiden over for a totally awesome party. They were all going to so play MGS2 and then a game of Halo. It was going to be a total blast!

"OMG! Someone's at the door!1" Snake like totally said to himself.

He like, went to see who was at the door, and it was like Otacon and Raiden!

"Snake! What's up?" Otacon was all happy and junk.

"Nothin'! Hey, you bring over your 2nd controller dude?"

Otacon did because he was like a really good friend of Snake. Raiden like brought the punch. He's too uncool to bring over anything else, ya know!

"Raiden! Don't touch the snacks, dude! You n00b!" Snake was all like yelling at Raiden.

"i wuz liek totally not going to!1!1!" Raiden said like some newb.

"Dude! Snake! Hook up the PS2 already!" Otacon was getting all crazy.

"Calm down d00d, don't act like that poser over there!" Snake like said to shut him up.

"d00ds, im liek so totally 1337 at dis game!" Raiden said, acting like a n00b again.

"Raiden! Go put the stupid punch on the table and pour us a glass!" Snake like told Raiden, who was still like holding the punch bowl (what a n00b!).

Otacon and Snake like hooked up the PS2 while Raiden had to like find a glass. Snake heard some loud crashing thing and had to go look.

"D00d, Raiden, WTF did you just do, man? Damn, someone like totally needs to cap your ass!" Snake said all like angry and stuff.

"sorRy man! i wuz doin what u told me to lol and i broke everything!" Raiden was all acting dumb.

"D00d, just stop already! We're busy!"

Snake like went back into the living room where Otacon was all wrapped around the Xbox cords.

"Snake! I think I'm stuck, man!"

"Here! Let me try!" Snake like took out his gun and like shot the stupid Xbox!

"Thx man! That suked!"

"but nw we cant play halo!" Raiden was all sad and junk.

"Yeah, whatever! We still got the PS2, yeah?" Snake was like trying to cheer everyone up.

So like Snake turned on the PS2 and put MGS2 in.

"d00d! i luv tis intro its the coolest!" Raiden was like blabbing in stupid n00b language.

"Raiden! Like get me a drink! I'm totally thirsty!" Otacon like ordered Raiden.

"but i liek totally brok all t3h glasses!" Raiden was like becoming more of a stupid n00b by the minute!

"I'll get it you pansy!" Snake said like getting mad and everything.

"i wanna play!" Raiden said like jumping at the controller.

"No way! You'll screw it up you n00b! Snake's the only guy who can play this right!" Otacon like grabbed Raiden and like threw him on the couch.

"dooshbag!" Raiden said, all mispelled (oops!) and junk.

"Whatever! Hey! My drink!" Otacon grabbed the drink.

Otacon like swallowed the thing whole before putting down the cup.

"D00d! That Olga chick is hot!" Otacon said.

"Yeah, I know! Ain't it awesome!"

"shes n0t so gret! u guyz are l0sers!" Raiden like tried to say.

"Shut up man! I don't know why I invite you over so damn much!" Snake said.

"i dunt no either! i hat u anyways! " Raiden like said.

Like, 4 hours later!

"do0d, this is my part!1!one+shift!" Raiden said when they like reached the Big Shell place. "its my turn!"

"STFU, lamer!" Snake like snapped back. "My game, house, and rules!" He like slapped a high-five to Otacon.

"Yeah man! Snake's like way better than you. He'd pwn your ass at Halo if he didn't shoot the Xbox!" Otacon like threw his cup at Raiden.

"stop it man! you suk jakass!" Raiden said, like trying to act cool for a change.

"Whatever!" Snake was all in the zone.

"Dude! Kill the fat guy with the bombs! I hate his ass!" Otacon like screamed at Snake.

"Shut up! And like stop staring at his ass!" Snake said with a big-ass laugh.

"forget u lamer! im going home and liek playing barbies explorer! its liek a totally better game than tis st00pid thing! st00pid!" Raiden like got mad and stuff.

Raiden like went to the kitchen and like took his punch bowl and threw it all on Snake and Otacon!

"D00d! Why'd you do that you tard!" Snake was all up and mad.

"D00d! Let's like just beat his n00b ass for a change!" Otacon was all agreeing with Snake.

"uh liek do a barral r0ll fox!" Raiden like shouted before running his ass out the door.

"ROFLMAO!" Snake said.

"Well, g2g!" Otacon like said. "My mom's totally going to kill me if I don't get home soon!"

"Whatever, cya later man!"

"TTYL!"

T3H EN!

(A/N: Dumbest thing ever? I think so. I had this in mind for some time but it kept changing. Since it took me so damn long to write it, this is just my best guess on where I was actually going with it. Whatever, just leave your comments. I don't care how nasty you want to be because this is a joke chapter anyway. I don't hate Raiden and this was just more something random that played on everyone's ill sentiments and otherwise, just some out-of-character b/s I threw together. The real Chatper 2 is in progress.)