Momiji is head of the family
There are piles of sugar. EVERYWHERE. The hours 5 A.M. through 7 A.M. are hug-time. Yay. Akito is dead. Also yay. This should be interesting….
(Early in the Morning at Shigure's House, Main or Living room)
Momiji: (On the phone) Wake up everyone! Its hugging hour!
Kyo: Dammit….Kagura is hell….
Yuki: (in a bad mood, given the time) You think Kagura is bad? How do you think the fangirls would react if they were in the Sohma family? (in an undertone) stupid cat….
Shigure: (waking up) Speak for yourself, Yuki-kun.
Yuki: (stressed) At least he's better than Akito….
Kyo: Dear Jesus… here she comes…
Kagura: (tearful) Kyo… I missed you (Goes into that 'special' personality) SO MUCH!
Shigure: Ah. Poor Kyo…
Yuki: You were the one who let Kagura spend the night here, weren't you?
Shigure ignores the question. Kyo is being pushed against the table.
Shigure: (Wincing) Ouch.
Yuki: (as Kagura is 'expressing her love' to Kyo) Don't feel too sorry for him… I have it worse, you know…. Those damned Yuki Fan-Clubs are going to mob me, if Momiji talks…
Shigure: (in undertone) I wish I were you….
Kyo: (While being beaten by Kagura) Dammit! You are going down!
Yuki: I wonder where Tohru is….
Shigure: Think. Momiji+Tohru+Hugtime?
Yuki: Oh, god….
Yuki walks into his room. Above his door is a certain someone's head. (any guesses?)
Yuki picks up a book (Shigure's) and throws it at the head.
Yuki: Take that, bitch.
Yuki walks back downstairs, and turns on the TV. Kagura and Kyo have taken it outside, through the paper door.
Newsman: In local news, multiple sightings of a rabbit chasing a high school girl have been confirmed.
Yuki turns the TV off and goes to get the Tums.
Yuki: Argh…
Shigure: Isn't time for you to go to school.
Yuki: (evil glint in his eye think when Shigure tells him that Kyo is going to the same school)…
Shigure: Don't seem so sad! I wish I could go!
Kyo: (Running from Kagura) I'll get the dye… You get the scissors…
Yuki: Don't trust me with scissors in "Hug Time"… Have a nice PEACEFUL day, Shigure….
Shigure: Peaceful? Maybe, but not nice! The editor doesn't come till-
Yuki: Let's GO Kyo….
Kyo: I really hope Kagura hasn't bribed the administrators this time…
Yuki: It's a good thing Momiji doesn't have as perverted as a mind as Shigure…
Yuki and Kyo walk, or in Kyo's case, run, from the house, toward school.
Shigure: Yuki-kun! I think you've forgotten something!
Kyo: Hehehehehehe, this should make my day more interesting….
Yuki walks toward the house.
Shigure: You too, Kyo!
Kyo: Dammit, Shigure!
A few minutes later we see Kyo and Yuki dressed in the girl's uniform, Momiji's orders.
Yuki and Kyo: We'll get you, Shigure. While you're sleeping…
Shigure: Have fun at school!
Kyo: Why are we leaving so early?
Yuki: You tell me you'd rather be stuck with Kagura?
Kyo:……………..
Yuki: That's what I thought…
Yuki and Kyo walk off to school in silence for about 20 minutes. Kyo is the first to break the silence.
Kyo: I wonder what Haru will look like.
Yuki: I wonder if Haru will even come to school.
Kyo: It's too bad Ritsu doesn't come to our school….
Yuki: I think the idea of Hatori in the female uniform is more interesting.
Kyo looks at Yuki strangely…
Yuki: Yes?…
Kyo: … um… what?
Yuki slaps Kyo in the face.
Kyo: Ouch! This is supposed to be hug-time, not slap time!
Yuki: I'm sure you'd rather be slapped than hugged… but I'm sure we can arrange a slap-time…
Kyo: Grrrrrrrrrrrr…
When Kyo and Yuki arrive at Kaibura the teachers haven't even arrived.
At the Main House
Momiji: Come on Hatori! You haven't had even one hug!
Hatori: Didn't I already test you last week for a chemical unbalance?
Momiji: Wha?
Have you seen Tohru anywhere?
Hatori: No. Won't you see her at school anyway?
Momiji: Yeah…. But school isn't for an hour!
Hatori: What am I going to do with this kid till then? Give him some anesthesia? Yes, that sounds good. Hey Momiji…. I think I see a bump on your forehead…
Momiji: Really? How should I get it off?
Hatori: Just lay down on this mat right here….
Momiji lays down.
Hatori: Now stay there, I'll be right back….
Hatori goes into the backroom, and gets a needle.
Momiji: No! No thank you Ha'ari! Nein Danke!
Hatori: This will only hurt for a minute… If I'm feeling nice…
Momiji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hatori sticks Momiji with the needle. Within seconds Momiji's eyes glaze over. Tohru comes up. She sees Hatori, with a needle, crouching over Momiji, who is unconscious.
Tohru: Um, perhaps I should make breakfast?
Hatori: You do that. I'm going to call Yuki…
Tohru goes downstairs to make breakfast. Hatori walks into his room to use the telephone. He calls Shigure's house.
Shigure: (in a sweet voice) Hello? Sohma residence!
Hatori: It just had to be him, didn't it? …
Shigure: Hello? Is anyone there? No? 'Kay then, bye!
Shigure hangs up the phone, so does Hatori.
Hatori: I need to borrow Yuki's head of Akito….
In the next room we see Momiji waking up…
Hatori: Why the hell is he waking up? That anesthesia usually lasts for about 3 hours unless…
Hatori goes into Momiji bedroom. There are chocolate candy wrappers and chip bags everywhere.
Hatori: Oh, shit…. How is this kid so small?
Hatori peers over the bed and sees several soda cans.
Hatori: Of course. Caffeine stunts growth…
