Disclaimer: Don't own Star Wars. Nope, George Lucas does.

A/N: Okay, this is my first humor/song fic, so be nice.

Guide: NAME OF PERSON WHO'S TALKING

SINGING

TALKING

ACTIONS

ALL

It's the hard knock fight!

It's the hard knock fight!

Got no Jedi to speak of so,

It's to the hard knock battle we go!

HAN

Crappy blasters

ALL

'Stead of high quality!

LEIA

Not-so-secret-bases

ALL

'Stead of hidden!

It's the hard knock fight!

HAN

Don't it feel like Chewbacca's always howlin'?

LUKE

Don't it feel like the force ain't on your side?

LEIA

Once a day don't you wanna join the Republic?

LANDO

It's easier than keepin' up this fight!

RANDOM REBEL 1

No one's there when your leader gets taken!

LEIA

No one cares if you got a secret twin!

LUKE

No one knows when your father is Darth Vader!

HAN

From all the dead guys you would think this place's a morgue!

LUKE

Master Yoda we never see!

RANDOM REBEL 2

Yoda, what's that?

Who's he?

ALL

No one cares for you a smidge

When you're the rebel army!

It's the hark knock life!

RANDOM REBEL 3

And yet we will still kick the Republic's butt!

DARTH VADER

comes out of nowhere and starts strangling Random Rebel 3 with the force

RANDOM REBEL 3

Cough…cough…die

ALL

burst into applause

LUKE

Thanks Daddy!

VADER

sweat drop