Disclaimer: Don't own Star Wars. Nope, George Lucas does.
A/N: Okay, this is my first humor/song fic, so be nice.
Guide: NAME OF PERSON WHO'S TALKING
SINGING
TALKING
ACTIONS
ALL
It's the hard knock fight!
It's the hard knock fight!
Got no Jedi to speak of so,
It's to the hard knock battle we go!
HAN
Crappy blasters
ALL
'Stead of high quality!
LEIA
Not-so-secret-bases
ALL
'Stead of hidden!
It's the hard knock fight!
HAN
Don't it feel like Chewbacca's always howlin'?
LUKE
Don't it feel like the force ain't on your side?
LEIA
Once a day don't you wanna join the Republic?
LANDO
It's easier than keepin' up this fight!
RANDOM REBEL 1
No one's there when your leader gets taken!
LEIA
No one cares if you got a secret twin!
LUKE
No one knows when your father is Darth Vader!
HAN
From all the dead guys you would think this place's a morgue!
LUKE
Master Yoda we never see!
RANDOM REBEL 2
Yoda, what's that?
Who's he?
ALL
No one cares for you a smidge
When you're the rebel army!
It's the hark knock life!
RANDOM REBEL 3
And yet we will still kick the Republic's butt!
DARTH VADER
comes out of nowhere and starts strangling Random Rebel 3 with the force
RANDOM REBEL 3
Cough…cough…die
ALL
burst into applause
LUKE
Thanks Daddy!
VADER
sweat drop
