Loamhedge Abridged... Fanfiction dot net approved version!

Once upon a time, there was a book called Loamhedge. I wrote a parody of it, but it was in script format. And as everyone knows, since the Great Story Vs. Script Format Wars of the 12th century, in which the Story format fics invaded fanfictionland and overthrew the benevolent Script format monarch in a bloody revolt, all script format stories have been banned on this site. At least, that's the most likely explanation I could come up with.

Anyway, if you want to read it, you might want to check the reviews. :cough: (I didn't post it there, by the way, but it's pretty close to what was originally here, with maybe 1 or 2 errors.)