Disclaimer: I don't own Hagane no Renkinjutsushi. Period. And besides, if you sued me, you wouldn't get very much...maybe a cat...o.x;

Flames will be thrown back at you by Roy, constructive criticism appreciated! n.n

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Title: And Then The Author's Brain Went Splodey (For izuro)
Rating: PG-13/R (For language, sexual implications, and utter brain breakage)
Genre: CRACK. PERIOD.
Word Count: (I have no more MS Word. There is no word count. I am NOT counting the words myself thank you.)
Challenge: DorochetxBlack Hayate (OH MY GOD XD)

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And so I bring to you the long awaited(yeah right!) lovely(brain sploding) little(microscopic) sequel to "And Then The World Went Splodey!" Enjoy!(Don't sue, the title should be enough of a warning!)

Riza tried just not to stare at first, hoping the man's odd behavior was just some strange form of shell shock. She was later informed that he always acted like that, and just tried to get used to it. Dorochet was a dog chimera after all, such things should have been expected.

What was NOT expected, however, was the day she found him sniffing the ass of Black Hayate. And if that wasn't bad enough, it was less than a week later she found the dog man thoroughly enjoying her dog, HER WELL-TRAINED BLACK HAYATE, HUMPING HIS LEG. The look on Dorochet's face was enough to give her chills. That man was creepy. What's more, he was creepy WITH HER DOG.

As if that all was not quite enough, Dorochet would send flowers to her house! Flowers that smelled like kibble, with little boxes of dog treats. It was quite obvious they were not for her, even without the giant ribbon that said "To: B.H. From: Pooky-bear."

It was not until she finally caught them in the act that things got very, very dirty. In more than one way, too. It was the epitome of guilty, the picture of murderous rage, the panorama of impending DOOM, with Dorochet still on his hands and knees with Black Hayate stopped in mid-action and clinging like a...well, like a horny dog to the chimera's hips...

Riza clicked off the safety, finger squeezing the trigger lightly...and pointed it at the author's head.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BANG!

Written this time on the author's grave was a simple set of phrases. "Beasiality is wrong!" and "Why am I dead AGAIN! I will return! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"