Title: Ice Cream Headache
Fandom: Angel
Rating: G
Words: 100
Disclaimer: Not mine, they're Whedon's. sob
Written for: LJ Community Open On Sunday's "Ice Cream" challenge.
"You silly bint, what are you eating now?"

"Do not question me, half-breed. In my day, I would have pulled your intestines out through your ears for your insolence."

"That may be, Highness, but your day's past. Try this instead." Spike handed her a carton of Neapolitan ice cream from his freezer.

She took a small bite, and she smiled with pleasure. Her next spoonful was huge, and the headache immediately hit her right between the eyes. "This substance...is delicious, but its effects are deleterious. What an exquisite pain."

"Just like you, pet." He grinned. "But don't ever change."