At First Sight

Chapter 12- Jasmine Vanilla

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Ha ha Wolf Earstail (Does her first sentence look familiar to you?)

She stared at me and placed a finger to her lip. "What? I didn't mention that?" she looked to the side and hit her forehead with her palm. "I could have sworn I mentioned that!" she sighed and rolled her eyes. "Stupid, girl stupid!" she whispered to herself.

"You're getting MARRIED?" I said again. I was in complete shock. And the questions keep coming…

"It's not like I want to!" She said quickly, waving her hands in the air. "It's a pre-arranged marriage!"

"You're getting MARRIED?" I said again, the seemed to be the only thing my lips wanted to say.

"For the millionth time YES I'M GETTING MARRIED AND NO I DON'T WANT TO!" she rolled her eyes and fell back on the bed. She handed me the pillow. "Just suffocate me now!" she groaned.

"Wait wait," I started, finally saying a new sentence. "So let me get this strait. You have a pre-arranged marriage against your will with… whom?" I asked. She sighed heavily and pulled the pillow over her head then mumbled something. "What was that?" I asked her.

"NOBUNAGA!" she yelled from under the pillow.

"Nobunaga!" I tried not to shout. "And Ssshhh, we don't want the other guys in our dorm to hear you!"

She pulled the pillow away from her face and hit it on her lap, propping her self up on her elbows. "Yes! Nobunaga!" she sighed. "I'm doomed to a life of chastity, huh?"

I blushed and scooted back from her. "Huh?" I asked. I hadn't expected her to say that.

"Yeah! He's all, 'Oh my darling, sweetie, lovely, beautiful, song bird! Let's just hug you into my side and give a peck on the check! We can adopt!' Geese! What a put off! He ACTUALLY said that once! You can quote me on that!" She said, sitting up all the way and against my wall again.

"Okay, so why are we talking about your non-existent sex life?" I asked, trying to calm my blush.

"To break the ice and to get you to blush!" she grinned.

"Okay, there wasn't any ice before, now you just like, made an igloo barrier!" I said rubbing my cheeks slightly to try to get the blush off.

She leaned foreword and crossed her legs. "Oops! Oh well! Soooo…" she started. "What do you guys do for fun around here? And don't say pictionary, that's my uncles idea of fun." she stuck her tongue out and pretended to gag.

I shrugged. "Well, normally by now, I'm really bored and I wait for the guys to burst through the door with something." Just then, we heard Miroku's laughter outside in the hallway. I gasped, "Oh crap! You have to hide! They can't see you!" I said quickly.

She got up and sprinted around the dorm trying to find a place to hide. I heard the key slip into the doorknob and the door unlocked. I dove at the door and locked it again. Someone jiggled the doorknob. "What the…?" they started. "I thought I unlocked it." It was Kouga.

"Maybe it was unlocked and you really locked it." Miroku suggested.

"Nah, I remember locking it." Kouga said. He slipped the key into the hole again and unlocked it. I locked it again.

Melody ran over to me. "Where do I hide?" she whispered into my ear.

I pointed to the closet then paused. "No! No!" I mouthed. She ran back over and leaned towards me. "They'll put their coats in there!" I whispered into her ear.

"Where do I go then?" She asked. The door unlocked, I locked it.

"Hey! Stop locking this Inuyasha! I know you're in there!" Kouga said.

Melody stared at me. "Inuyasha?" she whispered.

"Yeah, I thought you knew that was my name!" I whispered back.

"No!" she whispered. "I thought your name was Hiten!"

"No!" I snapped. "He's a bigger ass than me!"

She pulled my black hair. "Well, with the hair color and all!" she whispered.

I pushed her hand away. "Just hide!" I whispered.

"It sounds like someone's in there with him." Miroku said.

Kouga snorted. "Yeah right. Everyone's with their families for Thanksgiving."

Melody looked around then pointed to the bed. I nodded and waved her off with my hand then locked the door again. "Come on, Inuyasha!" Kouga yelled. "The Turkey's getting cold!"

Melody pulled herself under my bed and pushed some boxes in front of her. Once she was hidden behind boxes and things, I stood away from the door. "Okay look." Miroku said. "When you unlock it, turn the knob and press against the door with all your weight. He won't be able to lock it again." he said.

That was a disaster waiting to happen so I sat on my bed and crossed my legs watching the door. "Ready?" Kouga asked. "1... 2... 3!" Kouga yelled and suddenly crashed to the floor with Miroku. I heard Melody try not to laugh as she heard the thud. I bursted out laughing so they wouldn't hear.

"Oww…" Miroku groaned.

Kouga stood up and walked over to me. "Ass!" he hissed as he punched my arm then walked into the hallway to grab the turkey. I stood up, walked over to the door and grabbed the turkey from him as he turned around then closed the door and locked it on him.

I walked through the doorway to the mini kitchen as Miroku let Kouga in. "What the…?" I started, looking at the small package in my hands. "This isn't a turkey!" I said.

Miroku grabbed the 'Turkey' from me. "Yes it is! It's turkey meat. See, it's in a zip-lock baggy and everything! So technically, it is a turkey, it's just all we can afford right now since you're not helping with money."

I sighed heavily. "I guess I'm going to have to visit the parents for Thanksgiving then…"

Suddenly, there was a gasp from under my bed. "Did you hear that?" Miroku asked.

"Hear what?" I asked. "If you meant my angry thoughts of seeing my brother then yes, I did hear that and I would have to kill you because you heard my murder plan."

Kouga shook his head slowly. "You are the weirdest person on earth."

"No I'm not; I'm not the guy who gets Zip-Lock turkey for Thanksgiving." I said. "And anyways, it's all yours. A friend and I are going to be on my little ranch in the wilderness with a huge turkey and cranberries and everything."

Kouga snorted. "Ranch? Try a freaking mansion…," he mumbled under his breath.

"A friend?" Miroku asked. "A lady friend?"

"Why do you care? I thought all my friends were gone for Thanksgiving." I said.

Kouga held up a silencing hand. "Ssshhh!" he said quickly then sniffed the air. "Do you smell something?"

"In the immortal words of Cesar, He who smells it has dealt it." I snickered.

Miroku sniffed the air. "Jasmine Vanilla…" he said slowly then leaned over to me. "Are you," he started then paused. "Are you wearing Jasmine Vanilla body spray?"

I blinked for a moment. "I think you're delusional." I said.

"No… no I know this smell." he said. "It's a body spray I'm sure of it. I've hit on enough women to know what types of body spray there is." Then his eyes widened. "Hey! You've been with a girl!"

I blinked. "What?" I asked flatly.

Kouga walked into the bedroom. "Hey! It's stronger in here!" He walked over to my bed. "Hmm…" he started. "Maybe there's a reason why he didn't want us to come in here." he almost laughed.

"Ow! Leggo of me you prat!" Melody hissed.

"Yeap," Kouga laughed. "He's hiding a girl."