At First Sight
Chapter 13- 1-800-I-HEAVE-TO-PEE-REALLY-REALLY-BAD
A/N: Ugghhh, be glad I'm updating for you guys because I have no inspiration WHAT SO EVER for any of my stories anymore! I'm really really trying to get the finally of House Cleaning up because I don't feel like making a Pt. 2 like I had origonally planned... so yeah, I'm trying to nip my stories in the bud because NO OFFENCE TO ALL OF YOU I love my reviewers but it's getting annoying to have to try to update at request when I'm searching for inspiration to hit... try throwing something at me, maybe that will work.
(( OH! And I have to tell you guys, there is a girl sitting at the end of her lawn like a dog and howling into space lol!))
"Oh just brilliant, Mel!" I said for the umpteenth time. I put on a high pitched girly voice to mimic her, "Oh! I'll just go hid in a guys dorm! Hmm, I wonder if he has roommates that could find out I was hiding out there? Why, Golly gee, I'll just go break into the dorm anyways! Lil' ol Hiten will protect me!" I paused and put on a low Jim Carey like voice "WAIT! THAT'S NOT HITEN!"
She hit my arm again. "Oh just shut up already! I forgot the roommate part!" She said. "And it's not like you absolutely HAD to leave the dorm!" she rolled her eyes and popped her bazooka gum again.
"Well what did you expect me to do? Point to you and go, 'Oh my goodness! How did that girl into the ALL GUYS DORM!'" I snapped. "Or better yet, 'so THAT'S where I missed placed her! Been looking for this girl for months!'"
"Okay just stop talking! I don't want to fight!" She cried and crossed her arms, sitting back into her seat. She pulled at the seat belt angrily and slammed it into the buckle, pinching her finger. "Ah!" she winced and started to suck on her finger. "Damn seat belts…" she murmured.
I sighed angrily and leaned back in my seat to, pulling over to the girls dorm parking lot. I put the car in park and looked at her.
She looked from me to the dorm in disbelief. "What? No.. No Inuyasha, you can't make me stay here!" she pleaded. "What if that guy finds me?" she asked.
"I didn't say I was making you stay there!" I snapped. "Now go get your stuff ready and I'll be back in a half hour." I said.
She unbuckled her seatbelt. "Why? Where are you going to take me?" she asked.
"We're going on a trip." I sighed. "Now go, we're wasting road time."
She climbed out of the car but paused before closing the door. "Half hour." she said. "Please please don't leave me here, Inuyasha."
"I'm not going to leave, okay? If I wanted to do that I could have giving up searching for you a long time ago!" I said.
She smiled at me. "How much do I pack?" she asked.
"Enough for Thanksgiving Break." I said.
She smiled at me again and closed the door then ran to her dorm. Once I saw she was inside, I pulled out of the parking lot and drove to the store.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"How about now?
"No."
"Are we close?"
"No."
"How much longer?"
"An hour."
"AN HOUR?"
"Okay, then, 60 minutes."
"AN HOUR?"
"59 minutes."
"How far away is this place?"
"Not near campus."
"Well I know that! I got that from the 59 time limit!"
"58."
"So is this place like a camp ground or something?"
"NO! NOW SHUT UP! Dang, you're getting annoying!"
Melody huffed and sat back into her seat, fumbling angrily with her seat belt. She opened her mouth to say something then shut it and looked out the window, glaring at a hitch hiker on the road.
"Reach under your seat and pull out that CD case." I told her.
She pulled out the CD case and flipped through the CD's. Once she saw a CD she liked she pulled it out and put it into the CD payer in my car like she's done it a million times before. She turned to the track she wanted to hear than began to sing to it.
"I was knee deep in a sick love
I was cross eyed under your drug
Schizo savior, mad messiah
Fatal worship you inspired" she looked at me and started playing a invisible guitar as she sang, it was pretty funny, I started to sing with her.
Gone, I don't believe in you now
I've seen too much
I don't believe in you now
My Goddess
You were counting on a freefall
You laid your bet I would lose all
Chalk up one less crucifixion
I kicked that sick, old addiction
Down, I don't believe in you now
I've seen too much
I don't believe in you now
My Goddess
Now you see what you get when you lose yourself
What you get when you don't know who you are
when you don't know who you are
My Goddess
Gone I don't believe in you now
I've seen to much
I don't believe in you now
My goddess
I don't believe in you
I don't believe in you
I don't believe in you
My goddess
I don't believe in you
I don't believe in you
I don't believe in you
My goddess
My goddess
My goddess
My goddess
My goddess
My goddess
My goddess!" She started bursting out laughing and leaned foreword in her chair shaking her head slowly. "The Exies are AWESOME!" she said. "That's my favorite song from them."
"What's your favorite group?" I asked her, making small talk, it was MUCH better than her asking if we were closer to our destination.
She put a finger to her bottom lip. "Mmmm…… Showbread! Favorite song from them… Mouth Is Like A Magazine, hands down seriously there is no competition for them!"
"No competition for them? Then why'd it take you so long to decide?" I asked her.
She ignored me and flipped through the CD's. "SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!" she grinned. "You've got them right here!" she turned the CD page over. "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! HOLY CRAP! I CAN'T FIND THIS CD ANYWHERE!" she cried and pulled The Exies out of the CD player to put in My Chemical Romance and began to sing to them too once she got the track to 'You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison' .
"In the middle of a gun fight
In the center of a restaurant
They say come with your arms raised high
Well their never gonna get me
Like a bullet through a flock of doves
To wage this war against your faith
In me
Your life will never be the same
On your mothers I say a prayer
Say a prayer" Soon she got me singing too, and bobbing up and down in my seat, I got so distracted actually, I almost caused us to get ran into by a truck!
Two hours and 18 artists later she had out a pen and pencil and was writing down all the songs she thought would make an awesome mix Cd that I 'Absolutely HAD to burn for her'. "Do you think it's possible to get Fiona Apple off the internet onto here without it being illegal?" she asked me once I told her I've never heard of Fiona Apple (that made her practically claw my eyes out, so she sang a couple of her songs to try and jog my memory but all I saw was her singing with me in the band).
"Possibly." I said, this seemed to be my answer to everything she'd asked me over time lately,
EXAMPLE:
'Do you think we could ever live on mars?'
'Possibly'
'Do you think someone could ACTUALLY bring dinosaurs back to life like in Jurassic Park?'
'Possibly'
'Do you think someone could run us off the road and mug us then steal your car and drive off?'
'Possibly'
'Do you think someone could have 8 twins?'
'Possibly'
'Do you think a dog could hatch an egg?'
'Possibly'
'Do you think I'm fat?'
'Possibly'
SMACK!
I haven't answered 'Possibly' to a question unless I listened to the question first since then.
She wrote something down on the paper then stared out of the window for a little bit, crossed and uncrossed her legs occasionally, and bit her lip some. After a long silence only filled by the song Fractions by Emery she finally spoke up. "I have to pee." she said.
"Okay, there's a rest stop coming up." I said.
"No, I really really have to pee." She said crossing her legs tighter again.
I snorted and held back a laugh. "You want me to pull over?" I asked.
Her eyes widened. "For what?" she asked.
"So you can pee in the woods." I laughed.
"Eww! You mean like the guys? No!"
"Then what do you want me to do about your bladder problem?" I asked.
"Well… I thought there was like a 1-800 number or something…" She trailed off.
I bursted out laughing. "You thought there was a 1-800 number for when you have to pee really bad and the rest stop is miles away?" I laughed. "Holy crap…"
Once my laughing had settled she huffed. "Well there's a 1-800 number for EVERYTHING I thought maybe there'd be one for if you had to pee really really bad!"
I bursted out laughing again. "Fine! I'll wait!" she huffed.
A couple minutes later I had pulled into the rest stop and was waiting for her to come out when something rustled behind me in the back seat where her luggage was. I turned my head to looked back and heard a low growl coming from the inside of a bag. "What the hell…" I started then something pounced at me and latched onto my face.
