Pairing: MomoKai
Disclaimer: I'm writing a PoT fic, not PoY fic
Warning: This is a gag fic.. it's supposed to be stupid and idiotic. Shounen-ai/Yaoi coming soon.
Props to Ryom and Ashimello for beta reading this chapter, very helpful indeed.
Chapter 2: The Proposal"Ah, well…" Fuji started explaining his idea.
"It's a love contest." Fuji paused waiting to see the expressions on everyone's face. All the regulars were listening carefully, nodding. "Hai.. Hai" Fuji's idea hadn't registered yet…
"NANI!" All of the regulars, with the exception of Inui, yelled out in shock a moment later, their jaws falling to the floor. Inui tried to keep his usual expression on, but Fuji could tell that he too was surprised. Fuji chuckled a bit due to their reactions.
"Fuji-senpai?" Momoshiro and Kaidoh asked simultaneously. "What is the meaning of this?"
"Let me explain," Though Fuji was amused by everyone's reactions, he had no trouble keeping himself from bursting out in laughter. He definitely deserved the title ofSeigaku's tensai-- anyone else in that circumstance would have already fallen to the ground laughing. "This contest is to see who can win someone else's love the quickest."
"Ah, well I think it should be okay to go through with this contest. It doesn't seem like it can cause any injuries to either side." Oishi sighed in relief. Even though it was a strange idea, it would not involve any fighting or anything like that. 'I hope..'
"Raksho, raksho. Going up against Mamushi in this kind of contest, I've got it in the bag." Momoshiro picked up his bag and turned towards the door. "With these looks, who can turn me down? No one can resist my sexyness."
"What did you say, sa--" Kaidoh was turning around to grab Momoshiro, but he turned back around upon hearing another voice.
"Ah wait Momo, Kaidoh, I haven't stated the rules yet." Fuji chuckled lightly.
"What? Rules?" Momoshiro turned to face Fuji, quizzically.
"Baka, of course there are rules! It is a contest after all." Kaidoh hissed and pulled on the corners of his bandanna. Momoshiro was about to try to pummel Kaidoh for that comment, but stopped since Fuji was starting to explain the rules.
"There aren't a lot of rules, but make sure you follow them precisely. If either of you do not follow the rules, it will result in a default loss, so listen carefully." Fuji opened his eyes and looked straight at Kaidoh and Momo, and in a flash, his eyes were shut, and he was his usual cheery self. "First, you cannot have someone pretend to be in love with you. This rules out any kind of threatening, blackmailing, or bribing. Second, you can't use anyone that idolizes or likes you already. This contest will last for one week. The one who brings me the person who fell in love with them first is the winner. If both of you return to me at the end of the week "empty-handed," then there will be no winner. I'm guessing that there will be a surprise for the loser----. What do you think Inui?"
Inui pulled out a giant pitcher of Aozu. "Hai. The loser will have to drink this whole pitcher of Aozu." He grinned, and there was a glint in his glasses. "Ah yeah, if there is no winner, both of you will have to drink it."
"Uwahhhh!" Both the boys inched back from Inui. 'I can't lose to Mamushi, not only will I be able to finally defeat him, but I'll also be able to see him pass out due to Inui-senpai's drink,' Momo thought, and started grinning, only to have the pitcher of Aozu shoved into his face by Inui. "Agggh"
'I can't lose, not only would I have the humiliation of being defeated by that baka, but I'd also have to drink Inui-senpai's gulp horrible drink.' Kaidoh's face turned a couple shades darker at the memory of the last time he had to drink that…. thing.
"Mm. Delicious." Fuji smiled.
Will be continued
Yes, another delightfully short chapter for you guys. I hope you like it... Sorry for the delay, I wrote this quite a while ago actually, but I needed a beta reader, and I found them now :).
Thanks to those who updated (both on their own, and from my request...:P)
