Disclaimer: (Glances over at big, evil, lawsuit people) Ok, so I don't own Inuyasha, but I will. You just watch. SOMEDAY!!!
Ok, so lazy me has been going around reading other fics instead of updating my own. So I deiced to not be lazy and get to work on my own hehe, this one will have more humor, trust me. I put them in a hotel. You can have a lot of fun at hotels-I would know. Hotel people fear me. MWAHAHA!
Chapter 12- Checking In
Kagome and Sango woke up before the sun rose. The two girls got dressed quickly, and somehow managed to walk up the hall to the kitchen. They dragged their feet through the door, only to be greeted by an impatient hanyou.
"It's about time you two got up! Really, I was about to send Miroku in after you guys!" Inuyasha yelled. Unfortunately, the young servant girls didn't take in a word.
Kagome lifted her head to her master. "Huh? D'ja say som'n?" She yawned and picked up the cup of hot chocolate that was sitting on the table for her. Need I mention again-HOT-chocolate. She lifted the steaming milky liquid to her lips to drink some. Boy, did that wake her up. Kagome's eyes jerked wide open. "HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! OMIGOSH, MY TONGUE!" The young servant girl slammed the drink down and ran to the refrigerator. Assorted items fell out of the door when it flew open, and she rampaged through it looking for a drink.
"My gosh, Miroku, don't you have any water in here?" She yelled, fanning her mouth as well.
The frazzled cook pointed to the sink. Kagome stomped over to it and turned it on, grabbing a cup sitting near by to fill it up. She gulped down the cool water gratefully.
Sango looked at her younger friend then turned her gaze to her mug. "I take it that's hot?" She said; quite awake after the commotion Kagome had caused.
"We don't have time for this. Grab your bags, Hojou's waiting for us." Inuyasha growled before stomping out of the kitchen. The three that were left looked around at each other. Miroku shrugged and they followed after him as he left the room as well.
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Sango and Kagome had their faces plastered to the window of the car. They had never seen the city before. Well, not counting when they had been purchased. The city buzzed by and lights were still burning in the early morning's darkness. People wandered around the streets; some were going to and from work with the early shifts, others were the partygoers who were wandering around from club to club until the doors closed.
The car finally pulled into a parking lot. They all stepped out and the girls looked up at the huge building that stood before them. Their jaws dropped at the size of it. The place was amazing. It had fountains with purple lights shining in the water along the side of the stairs leading to the entrance. Huge violet lights crowned the enormous building. 'Shikon Suites' was the name of the place.
The girls snapped out of their daze when they finally reached the entrance.
"Hello?" An irritated voice asked. "Are you coming or not? We gotta put our junk in our rooms, then we'll eat. By that time it'll be light enough to go looking for people." Kagome and Sango followed their master inside.
They walked up to a desk where an old demon sat. "Eh? Inuyasha! It seems you have come for a visit my lord!" The man said enthusiastically.
"Shut-up geezer! I want the best room you got Totosai, understand?" Inuyasha responded.
The man nodded. "Of course. How's the top suite?"
"Yea, whatever. It'll do fine." The hanyou waved his hand absently.
"And what about your companions? Ah, I'll just give them the room next to yours. It's about the same size and meant for the same thing." Totosai muttered.
"Just get on with it old man, I don't got all day!" Inuyasha growled.
"Patience, we lack patience young man." Totosai led the four up to the top floor, which was where the two rooms were.
'This is strange,' Kagome thought, 'I wonder why there're only two rooms up here. This is a nice hotel with a great view! Something about it's so...romantic. I bet a lot of couples come here.' Her face dropped as they stepped out of the elevator in front of the rooms. "Uhh...Totosai" The girl said with uneasiness sewn in the words.
"Yes, young lady?" The old man said turning to her.
"If there's four of us, why do we need to rooms? Aren't the rooms large enough for all of us to just stay in one?" She asked.
The old man looked at her strangely. "Well, the lord asked for the best suite. Seeing as the best suite would be the honeymoon suite-"
"WHAT?" The four teens yelled in unison.
Inuyasha clenched his fist. "Idiot. Do any of us look like we need to be in a honeymoon suite?"
"Well there's two of you men and two young women! What else was I to think?" The older man retaliated.
"They're my slaves you dumb-ass! They're humans, can't you tell?" The irritated hanyou spat in Totosai's face.
"Oh? just servants?" He said. "I thought maybe one of the young women was your concubine or something."
Inuyasha's eye twitched. "Excuse me?" Anger flared around him. "Do you actually think I'd stoop that low!"
Totosai sighed heavily and shook his head. "You know you're going to have to share a room with one of them."
"Why is that?" A hanyou and two confused servant girls asked, all at the same time.
"Because, fool! If you and Miroku were parading in and out of the same room, what would people think? All the maids and butlers would think you're gay. Would you prefer them think THAT, or would you rather them think you have a servant girl with you?" Totosai said rather smugly for a man his age. The four standing there looked around at each other. 'Oh boy.' Was the common thought spread among them.
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A familiar slap was heard echoing through the smaller of the two suites.
"Oh, come on Sango. We're in here, we might as well act the part!" Miroku said with a slight laugh.
Sango was blushing madly. "We do not! Let's get one thing straight here, chef. Don't touch me. You can sleep on the couch. We'll alternate every night as long as we're here, got it?"
The young man sighed. "Oh, my dear Sango." He slowly crept near her sitting on a couch in the center of the living space of the room. "Why must you be so cruel? I was merely showing my affection."
Sango's eyes were closed in frustration. She turned to him and said, "Well do me a favor and stop. You're methods of showing affection are very-"She opened her eyes, only to be staring into sparking violet orbs. She gasped quickly and held her breath.
"Very what?" Miroku said. His warm breath played on her lips and a grin danced on his.
"Very...very...uh, very...EEP!" As she stuttered, his hand crept up behind her.
"YOU PERV!" Another slap echoed through the room.
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"Wow, this room's got a great view!" Kagome said opening the curtain that covered the window, which happened to take up one entire wall. "I think Sango and Miroku's room has the view with the sunrise. Which means our room is the one with the sunset!" She squealed happily. (Ah, yes, the sunset will come into play later on. I think in the next chapter though.)
"Why did Sango offer to stay in the room with Miroku anyway?" Inuyasha questioned as he opened the drawers to fill them with his clothes.
"She said something about not trusting him with me because he's such a pervert. But I really think it's because she likes him."
Inuyasha smirked. "Yea, well, he certainly likes her...or her butt's more like it."
His servant girl scowled at him. "Get off it!"
"What? It's true. He's always groping the poor girl."
"Do you think he actually likes her? Or just...likes her...body?" Kagome asked.
"I don't know. You know guys live off of hormones. He's just being a guy. But I think he might like her. He gropes her more than any other girl I've seen. And he hasn't asked his infamous question yet." Inuyasha said the last part as if it was some miracle.
"What infamous question?" Kagome asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
"He almost always asked any young women he comes upon to 'bear his child.' I think it's another hormone thing."
Kagome cocked her head to the side. "How come you don't do things like that?"
The expression that crossed her master's face was clearly one of confusion. "Things like what?" He eyed her suspiciously and inched towards her cautiously.
"Things like touching girls. If you guys live off of hormones so much, why don't you do stuff like Miroku does?"
"Because I'm way more mature than that lecher."
Kagome raised an eyebrow at the obviously humorous remark. "Mature?" She spat out. "You, more mature? You act like a child sometimes. How can you say you're more mature than Miroku is?" The girl was rolling on the bed laughing.
"I am more mature than that idiot! At least I don't go around grabbing girls every chance I get!" The hanyou barked in aggravation.
Kagome tried to hold back her laugh. "Oh? Then maybe Totosai had a point, maybe you are gay!" Tears of laughter streamed down the girl's face as she held her side.
Inuyasha jumped at her and grabbed her wrists, pinning her to the bed beneath him. She stopped laughing immediately and jerked her attention to him.
He leaned down close to her, his nose inches from hers. "Now that I finally got you to shut-up, I am not gay."
"Uh-huh." Was all that she could make come out of her mouth, but she still was able to make it sarcastic.
"What? You still don't believe me?" Inuyasha's scowl turned to a devious smirk. "Do you want me to prove it to you then lil' missy?" He leaned in further, and the space between them was getting dangerously thin. She closed her eyes, waiting to see..or rather feel what he'd do next.
'Yes! Yes I want you to prove it to me! No, no I don't.' Her mind couldn't decide what she wanted to happen. Was he going to kiss her? Would that be his 'proof?' If that was the case, then she did want him to prove it. 'Wait? Am I actually thinking like this? Do I really like him enough to where I'm hoping he'll kiss me?' Something in her clicked and she opened her eyes. His eyes were still looking into hers. She couldn't help but drown in the golden pools.
"Yes." She said, not completely sure if she was answering the question in her head, or answering his question. But did it really matter? Not really, because both would, in the long run, lead to the same thing.
Her master's eyebrow raised. "Yes, what?" He asked, almost as unsure as she was. 'Is she saying yes to what I asked?'
"Prove it." She said boldly, answering both their questions. A playful smiled crossed her lips. "I want you to prove to me that you're not gay."
Inuyasha leaned closer, now to the point that their noses were touching. "I can do that." He said with a grin on his face that somewhat resembled that of a certain chef's.
"Eww! You guys are worse than Miroku and Sango!" A familiar kitsune's voice ruined the moment.
The two lying on the bed shot up faster than a...fast moving thing.
"What are you two doing here!?" Inuyasha growled angrily.
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Ha Ha! You thought it was going to happen, didn't you? You thought I was gonna make 'em kiss, huh? Sorry folks, not till next chapter. Trust me, I have a good moment all planned out. Now I have a thank you to get to.
DramaQueenABZ: I'm glad that you liked the last chapter, yes, Hojou is funny (in many, many ways). But I really want to thank you for the tip! I can use them anytime, and am grateful for it! I'm sure I repeat things sometimes, more so than I realize probably. I'll try to keep an eye out for that. I tried to be more careful this chapter (did I do ok?). And don't worry about vagueness...I am a very vague person, so I think I understand! LoL!Ok people, here's where Kae-sama needs you (points finger at everyone reading). Please review!
