'we could make them run around nude,' suggested Jamie.
the three girls were sitting in their dormitory on Friday night, discussing dares for James and Sirius.
'Maybe we could make them do a dance in front of the entire school,' piped up Ellie.
'No,' said Lily 'I have the best dare. Humiliating and hilarious'
five minutes later, Lily, Ellie and Jamie were walking down the stairs to see if the marauders were still up. They were.
'We have a dare for you.' Announced Jamie. 'Lily, tell them.'
Lily smiled. 'Tomorrow is the big quiditch game against Slytherin!' she said, 'And you boys are going to play the entire game nude.' Sirius and James both started to interrupt but lily hadn't finished. 'After the game, you are going to dance on the quidditch pitch a 3 minute routine of your own devising and then you are going to moon Dumbledore.' She smiled at them sweetly. Jamie and Ellie were laughing, openly, behind her. James and Sirius looked horrified.
'Naked?' Sirius asked in a whisper.
'Alright, I will let you wear you cloaks, but that is all.' Lily replied.
'you know we will get detention for the next month don't you?' james asked.
'probably longer,' replied Lily, 'You are, after all, nude, dancing and mooning Dumbledore all in one afternoon. I just hope you will try harder in school after this.' Lily smiled again and turned to walk back up the stairs with Ellie and Jamie right behind her.
'you know, lily,' James called up to her, 'if you want to see me naked this bad all you have to do is ask.'
Lily froze in her tracks. James smiled. He had hit a nerve. Lily turned around. She pulled out her wand and sent a curse straight at him.
James keeled over on the ground and held his male pride and joy. It felt like someone with steel shoes had just kicked him, hard in his manhood. Lily turned and walked up the stairs.
Saturday morning was cold but clear. Sirius was sitting up in bed staring out the window. James was sitting on his bed.
'How could you have lost?' he asked. 'I will never forgive you after this.' He said
James just stared at Sirius whos face was white.
'I'm going to breakfast,' he announced. 'coming?'
