Disclaimer: I have no ownership over Invader Zim, I don't even have ownership over myself, so pitiful is the life of me L
Notes: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huh ummmmmmm yeah ok maybe, nope wait YES YES! No hold on, ok I got it. No Johnson! AHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait, no, no NO! BOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Anyway this is the last installment of my story (crowd cheers) hey shut up! You butts. Anyways, this time I tried to make the characters less ooc so Zim has many many outbursts and such, and half the time he doesn't make sense. Its probably short I have no idea. Ok on with the show! (it's a story) I said shut up! ZZZZAP
Notes 2: aren't pixie stix fun?
When the lunch bell rang the door to the classroom opened and the students flooded by. The last one out was a little green Irken, and he reached down and grabbed my arm.
Zim lifted me up and snickered.
"What's so funny?"
I asked staring at his face intently.
"You look like I just killed your father in front of you, stink beast. I find it very amusing."
Zim started walking towards the entrance of the school, dragging me with him.
"Where are we going?"
I managed to snarl at him. But I made no effort to break free of his grasp. Zim stopped and turned his head to look at me. He sighed deeply and rolled his eyes.
"We are going to my base. I am sick of listening to the book slave, and YOU have already skipped the entire day of school."
"o.k., I guess we could hang out."
Zim smiled and continued walking out of school still gripping my arm. I slid my hand into his and leaned against his arm. Zim appeared startled and looked down at our hands with a puzzled look on his face. He then shrugged and looked up as he shouted,
"ONTO THE BASE OF MIGHT!"
Zim stuck his arm into the air and pointed to the sky dramatically. He stood there for about 30 seconds before he started walking again. I laughed under my breath and thought of how insanely stupid he was.
When we got to his door the robo-parents greeted us.
"Welcome home son!"
The mom robot pulled out a toothbrush and put her face close to mine.
"BRUSH YOUR TEETH!"
She shouted at me. I kicked her in the chest, causing her to fly across the house and slam into the wall. Zim grinned maniacally.
"Yessss"
He marched into the room, still holding my hand, kicking each leg in front of him as he walked. He was humming to himself, what it was I don't know.
"MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
A metallic scream came from the kitchen. Both Zim and I turned our heads around quickly just in time to see Gir run into the living room and hop onto Zim's head.
"Why you insufferable little…"
Zim began muttering at Gir. I groaned and reached up and pulled Gir off of Zim's head. I had to let go of Zim's hand as I did so. Zim looked at me strangely as I placed the robot onto the couch.
"Why did you not violently thrust him out of your way as you did my ingenious robot parents?"
I looked at Zim and then back at Gir, who was now dancing on the couch. I flicked him on the head and he immediately fell onto his side, laughing hysterically.
"He's too stupid…"
I looked over at Zim.
"He can't help being annoying, it is just not worth my energy to hurt him."
I slipped my hand back into Zim's and he grinned widely.
"COMPUTER!"
He screamed causing me to flinch.
"yess, errrrrr, what'd'ya want now master?"
Zim stared at the ceiling angrily.
"Bring me to Gir's TV game thingy room."
"which one…"
"The BIG ONE!"
Zim screamed again and again I flinched. If I wanted to stand next to him I would have to get used to the screaming.
The floor started lowering and we started going down some weird elevator under his house.
"Gaz, I am about to ask you something."
Zim's voice had its soft tone again, one that I wasn't used to.
"I need to know if you will help me destroy the earth and enslave all humans!"
The elevator stopped and I let go of Zim's hand and walked into the room. There was only one way to describe it, beautiful. There was a screen the size of my bedroom and it was all connected to a GS2. I stared at the screen and saw out of the corner of my eye Zim looking at me.
He took off his contacts and wig and cleared his throat.
"Gaz, will you rule the earth with me as a team? I being the superior one of course…"
"Sounds like too much work."
I turned and looked at Zim. He was truly gorgeous without his disguise on. I loved the way his green skin and red eyes matched so perfectly.
Zim moved closer to me and started questioning me.
"But don't you hate the humans?"
"Yeah, so? They piss me off so much."
"And wouldn't you like to crush each of their tiny little heads and hear them scream in pain?"
"It would be fun, I'll admit that. But Zim, if I was to take over the world I wouldn't have enough time to go to Bloaty's or play vampire piggies."
Zim stared at me for awhile then ran up to me. He stood before me then looked down at my hand. He slipped his hand into mine, looked at my eyes, and moved it back out. He did this about 3 times and then asked,
"What does this mean to you?"
"It means,"
I struggled for the words to describe the simple action, and Zim grabbed my hand again.
"It means that we are together. That I chose you and you chose me."
"So it means you belong to me! You MUST rule by my side!"
I sighed deeply and rolled my eyes.
"I wouldn't go as far as to say I BELONG to you, its not like I am desperately in love with you or anything. I like you Zim, I don't want to surrender myself to you."
Zim glared at me and let go of my hand and backed away from me.
"There! I have severed your hand-togetherness. I will not tolerate your insolence do as I say!"
I grew extremely angry. Noone has the right to command me to do anything!
"Rule the pitiful humans alongside my Irken might, and you shall be able to hold my hand."
He reached his arm out and wiggled his fingers before me. I couldn't stay angry at him, he was so stupid. And like Gir, I guess he couldn't help it. He was a little arrogant but I found it cute, if only slightly annoying.
I grabbed his hand and smirked.
"Fine."
I said to him and Zim smiled widely. He pulled me close to him and looked at my face.
"If you ever manage to take over the world I'll rule alongside you."
"Even squishing the human's heads?"
Zim asked cutely. His voice softening again. He grabbed my other hand and stood before me.
"Especially squishing their heads."
I smiled at him and he smiled back. He leaned his face in close to mine. He kissed my lips softly. Then he slowly reached his hand behind my head and placed the other on the small of my back. I looped my arms around his shoulders. I opened my mouth and welcomed his tongue as he welcomed mine. I surrendered myself to him for a minute.
As we pulled apart we stared into each other's eyes. His hand slid from my head to my back. I knew he would never manage to take over the world and I liked things the way they were.
I let Zim kiss me again, no longer were we just friends.
