Disclaimer: I do not own anything for the Harry Potter universe belongs to JK Rowling and all I own are the characters you don't recognize and probably the plot which may I add I did not get from the Vision of Escaflowne or something because 1.) I have not watched it. 2.) We do not have Animax therefore I can't watch it… The plot of this story strolled in my head while I was drawing so let's leave it there. I am not gaining money from this whatsoever just reviews…

A/N: Ha! I'm ALIVE! Will The Weird is alive! My sincerest apologies for making you wait but my brain isn't working and here I am eating piaya (Filipino delicacy read as "Piyaya") and drinking Fun Chum, orange flavor, of course, while squeezing my brain for it's remaining knowledge, Oh well just TO CLEAR THINGS UP to the query of where the others are, I have created this explanation:

The necklace is sort of a portal activated by the line: Love Lasts Forever yada yada yada, and it was given especially to Lily by Dumbledore which means only Lily needs to go to the past but I'm not done yet… Let me ask you guys a question, do you believe in reincarnation? (I obviously believe it) Along the story you may find people that looks identical to some people in Lily's timeline, take the thief and David for example so unless your brain is the size of a pigs then you can say that James is probably the reincarnation of David and both are really one person but I'm not saying they are it could be the thief- but I'm not telling anyway everyone in Lily's timeline was probably the reincarnate of those people in the past but I'll let you in on this- Lily is not a reincarnation of anyone in that past and it's possible that the green light did start to suck everyone in but since the necklace was given solely to Lily then she was the only one the green light accepted, the rest were probably spitted out. The others are there-as their past lives, I know it's a bit vague but I can't give away that much but by the end of the story I think you'll have a clear image.

Chapter 4- Meeting Pao Pao Siopao

"Umm… So what do we do now?" Lily asked.

David's smile widened and began dragging Lily inside the castle.

"Hey-What-Hey, Watch it! Where are we going?" Lily demanded.

"To the kitchens!" David replied.

That's when Lily heard a low rumbling from her stomach. "Well, lead on then,"

Lily had been dragged into corners, staircases, mysterious doors and now, into a small hole in the wall which was covered by a painting.

"Here we are!" David exclaimed.

Lily stared at the small hole blankly, "What's that supposed to be?"

"It's the entrance to the castle's kitchen"

"Uh huh… And how were they able to fit a toaster in there let alone a person?" Lily asked.

David chuckled and replied, "This is just the entrance to the kitchens, were supposed to slide down this hole,"

"Are you sure about that?" Lily asked hesitantly.

"Of course, I've been sliding down here ever since I was five," David assured.

"I think you've hit your head to many times while sliding down here,"

"You're the one that's hungry here and need food, it's okay if you don't want to eat, you'll just have to bear it until dinner which is five hours from now," David said innocently.

"Maybe I will what makes you think I'm hungry anyway?" Lily said surely.

Ha! I'm not that desperate for food to slide down that tunnel, Lily thought.

Admit it, you're scared. A voice from Lily's head taunted.

I am not, I'm not that hungry anyway, he's the one who assumed and literally dragged me down here.

Then all of a sudden a loud rumble emitted from Lily's stomach causing Lily to flush embarrassedly.

Three guesses on how he knew you were hungry. The voice commented.

Ah Shut Up.

Lily looked up only to see David's knowing grin as if to urge her to admitting.

Okay, I may have lost that argument but I'm not losing my pride on admitting I have lost.

"Ah quit grinning; let's just get this over with!" Lily grumbled and hesitantly entered the hole.

"Don't worry, I assure you, you won't get hurt," David said and then gave Lily a slight push and Lily began sliding down.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLP! I'M FALLING!" Lily shrieked.

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO!" David yelled with an amused smirk on his face.

"DAVID YOU'RE A BASTARD!" Lily screamed.

"I'M LEGITIMATE-I THINK" David called.

"IF I EVER GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"WE'RE ALMOST THERE!" David yelled ignoring Lily's further screams.

"WE BETTER BE, I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE"

Then as Lily was almost entering the end of the tunnel-tube thingy where she could almost see light, she got stuck inside a very large cobweb blocking the whole entrance. David, who was right behind her, also got stuck.

Lily sighed dramatically and began her speech,"Well, Goodbye worldn and all who inhabit it, It was a very fulfilling experience having my hair turned neon pink, green and yellow, seeing Snape's underwear hung in the Great Hall, having my sister hit by an owl, having seen James Potter and Sirius Black tap dance, accidentally falling into the lake, having the chance to transfigure my desk into a peacock but doing it to Bella Black instead, flying a broomstick three feet from the ground and falling the next, seeing Dumbledore trip on his beard, being stuck in the past and now here, stuck inhaling dust and stuck in a huge cobweb and with a maniac prince raving on how disgusting the cobweb is and claiming there's a kitchen at the end of this tunnel-tube thingy, but all of this may end and I think it is coming soon.

I would just like to thank Alexa and Gary-my best mates even though Gary is a bit of an idiot, for sticking with me when I nearly died, choking on chicken, to Dumbledore, for trusting me and giving me a wonderful chance by introducing Hogwarts to me, to my teachers except for the idiot Divinations professor for showing me what I'm capable of, my family-except for the horse turned sister, Petunia- for helping me get to where I am now and especially Madame Malkins for my school robes, Gladrags for my wardrobe, Honeydukes for the toothdecay and that doctor for the nose job-Oh wait I didn't have a nose job---

"Stop! Stop! What are you doing?" David asked as he finished removing the cobwebs from his hair.

"Saying goodbye of course," Lily then started rambling again. "Well, I just want to say that I love you all and goodbye…"

"Were not dead yet, were not even dying!" David said exasperatedly.

Lily tsked and patted his shoulder comfortingly, "Denial, I know it's hard but life goes on-wait, were dead so there's no life, let me rephrase that-

Lily was interrupted when David shook her madly, "We are not dead yet! Let me prove it to you,"

David made to pinch Lily on her shoulder and Lily yelled and jumped banging her head on the tunnel-tube thingy.

"What was that for?" Lily complained.

"That was to prove that were not dead-yet," David replied.

"What do we do then? The cobwebs are sticky,"

"Were going to ask for help," David ignored Lily's weird look and started whistling a very off key tune.

Lily raised an eyebrow and said albeit reluctantly, "How-entertaining,"

David rolled his eyes and whistled again this time a loud banging sound as if pots were falling could be heard from beyond the tunnel-tube thingy.

"See what you did? You whistling already caused chaos," Lily said.

"Just wait, you are so annoying," David said irritably.

At those words Lily had a quick flashback.

"Potter, you are such an annoying git!"

"Ah but a handsome one at that," James replied cheekily.

"You are so annoying,"

Dearie, remembering James Potter like this, this could only mean one thing, a voice from Lily's head said.

Yeah, oh this is bad, I'm turning into him! Lily said to herself.

That's not what I meant!

But the poor voice went unnoticed when David said something.

"What's wrong?" He said worriedly.

"Nothing, it's just you reminded me of something I said to someone," Lily replied.

"Oh, you mean someone is more annoying and dramatic than you?" David teased.

Lily laughed. "Oh you have no idea,"

Lily was about to launch into a rant about how annoying James Potter was when a small figure appeared at the end of the tunnel-tube thingy.

"David? Are you there?" it was a feminine voice.

"No it's Lily but if you want to contact Mr. David just dial-hmph!

"I'm here, Pao!" David called glaring at Lily.

"Oh so that was why you whistled, you were calling your girlfriend!" Lily exclaimed. "Ooohh…you have ha girl-Ow!"

Lily rubbed her shoulder where David pinched her again.

"Pao, were stuck in here, there's cobwebs and stuff-a really large and sticky one," David called.

"Coming, what did you get yourself into?" the mysterious girl called "Pao" started rambling as she entered the tunnel-tube thingy. As she reached the place they were located she shrieked in surprise when she saw Lily and Lily in return shrieked too and David began yelling for them to shut up. In the chaos, Pao dropped her knife which she was supposed to use to cut the free from the cob webs and now rolled back to the end of the tunnel-tube thingy.

In mid-shriek Lily stopped and Pao stopped but David was still yelling.

"Why did you shriek?" Lily asked.

"I was surprised, I haven't seen you before," Pao replied.

"I doubt you can see anything here at all," Lily said and she let out her hand. "I'm Lily Evans,"

"I really don't know my real name but people here call me Pao-Pao Siopao," (It's read as Shopaw, people and its Chinese food-I think- I'm really hungry now where are my piaya's?) Pao Pao (snickers) Siopao shook Lily's hand and then both turned to David who was still ranting and hit his head at the same time.

"Ouch, that hurt," David muttered.

"Why don't you know your real name?" Lily asked.

"Well my real parents left me on the castle grounds when I was just two or something and when the workers found me the only thing I said was (snicker) siopao," Pao replied sullenly. "But that's okay; I have my own family here,"

"Okay, now that were finished with the sad tale of Pao's life can we focus on escaping now?" David announced irritably.

"Oh yeah about that, the knife I was about to use to cut you free-um-it fell," Pao said weakly.

"WHAT?" David bellowed.

"Geez… It's not like it's the end of the world- Unless of course there'd be a monster that will eat us here," Lily then began laughing but when she noticed that no one was laughing with her she stopped. "What? There are no monsters here, right?" Lily asked cautiously.

"Well, there is this enormous cobweb," David said quietly.

"So there has to be a spider," Pao squeaked.

Then Lily, just realizing the situation spoke up, "A really huge spider,"

"But if there was it would have killed us already," David added.

"Yeah, maybe the spider abandoned this place already," Lily added feeling better.

But the light mood was quickly destroyed when eerie, red eyes suddenly appeared behind them.

"Or maybe it was just looking for dinner-RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Pao screamed and the three scrambled, rolled, crawled, jumped, ran, slithered, jogged, jumbled, rushed, scuttled and did whatever they could think of just to run away and finally managed to reach the end only to be stuck at the exit.

"Ow…" they chorused.

"Now what happened here?" a huge black woman demanded. She was holding a huge frying pan and her hair was in a turban.

"Umm… cause you see, we were about to go here-

cause I was really hungry,"

"But they got stuck in this huge, sticky cobweb-

so we needed to ask for Pao's help,"

"But when I finally came there, the knife I was about to use to free them fell-

So we were stuck-again,"

"Then suddenly a huge spider came-

he was really pissed because we destroyed its stupid cobweb,"

"But between you and me, the cobweb was really ugly-

anyway he got mad and ran after us so we ran away well since were still covered in cobwebs all we managed to do was roll,"

"And here we are!" the three ended together.

"Stuck again!" Lily added in fake cheer.

The woman let out an exasperated sigh and said albeit motherly, "Well then go get cleaned up- Pao clean them up,"

"Of Course but-umm-were kind of stuck… David quit elbowing me!" Lily complained. They were stuck-again in the exit because all of them entered the exit at the exact same time.

"Well if you'd quit rubbing my leg by your hairy knees," David started.

"Umm…Those aren't mine," Lily said.

"Pao?" David asked rather weakly.

"T-That's not mine either," Pao said.

"SPIDER!" The three yelled and squeezed themselves out of the exit of the tunnel-tube thingy and landing on the ground with a loud thud.

"Well there you go!" the woman said cheerfully. "Pao clean them up!"

"Aye, Aye," then Pao pushed them into a small basin, "That was fun,"

"Yeah let's do it again!" Lily exclaimed.

The other two looked at her like she was insane.

"Well it was fun," Lily defended.

"Hey you're kind of pretty, who are you anyway?" Pao said.

Lily laughed and replied, "Well you're," that was when Lily looked at her. She had long brown hair and dark brown eyes that had that glint of mischief which went along nicely with her innocent face but it wasn't that, that stopped Lily.

Could it be? I can't be mistaken but no she's Pao… Lily thought and observed her again, No that glint cannot be replicated… Is it…

"A-Alexa?"

"No, its Pao," Pao corrected and laughed.

"No, Alexa,"

………..

A/N: Yay! I'm alive and I'm done! This took me about 3 hours but I couldn't stop laughing… I really enjoyed writing this chapter and I hope you did too and I hope my explanation in the top page answered your query… I swear I was really hungry when I wrote this… Now I'd like to give my sincerest thank you's to my dear reviewers…

WriterMoony: I knew it! Hannah ikaw ba yan? Duh, Of course… Anyway thank you sa reviews… grabeh may fantastic ka pang nalalaman… sana dinagdagan mo na lang ng bombastic-deh joke! Anyway yung gift ni Mary ha? Anyway kita kits tayo sa pasukan! Hoy-pero ang daya mo alam mo na ang mangyayari!

Pau-Pau: Muchi? Is that you? Hindi ako sure… because your e-mail is such a give away… Mooch ikaw na? And just to let you know I didn't get the idea from the anime' okay? Okay? Because if were not okay then you cannot be happy and jollibee wants us to bee happy (personal joke) okay? Okay! Basta, moochi ikaw gid na ya, promise well please review! Ahh the prince and the thief looks alike for a very vital reason…

(To the people who did not understand a single thing that was written you don't have to, it's Filipino)

Good Girl13: Thanks for telling me, I forgot well thanks for the review, what do you think of this chapter?

Eimme: You are one of my favorite and most loyal reviewers and I appreciate people like you, hey I'm not hearing from you in my other fic well I miss your reviews, thanks!

Punkette-Witch: Thanks… and tell me what you think of this chapter, it's my favorite, so far

NCbeachgurl: yeah, the duke's supposed to be a bit mental and I'm sorry but the others won't show up in the past, just read the explanation above but I pretty much know the story line… please review!

Well that's all… I guess you may be disappointed to hear that the others will not be here but if you really want them to be they are-in their past lives, but if you insist I think I can find my way around it… the thief and the prince looks alike for a vital reason and James looks like both of them because I have a plan, I pretty much know what will happen, the hard part is writing it so wish me luck and REVIEW EVERYBODY!