Thayvian Technique
De'Arnise Diversions
A local noble, Nalia de'Arnise, hired Thima and her crew to clear her home of an invasion of monsters. Thima didn't mind the fighting but she was sorry she had let Nalia tag along. Nalia was currently whining because Thima was taking whatever treasure she could find.
"But that's a family heirloom!"
"We're riskin' our butts ta save your home an' family. Ye canna even promise us a decent amount of money. Of course we're gonna take whatever we can get our hands on."
"Damn right!" Korgan said from deep within a chest he was rooting through. "Course if ya gots a problem wi' that we could just leave ya for the hungry critters I hear rootin' around next door."
"No, no that's all right. Just save my father."
"Whiny brat," Edwin muttered under his breath. "Your father have red hair?"
"Yes! Do you see him?"
"There's a head in the corner of the dungeon over there, that him?"
Nalia looked downcast until Thima patted her on the head and pointed out that she was now the ruler of the de'Arnise lands. She brightened a little and offered to let the group stay a few days. They eagerly took advantage of the comforts the castle afforded. Thima was currently enjoying herself going through the de'Arnise library. She particularly liked the series titled "Obscure and Previously Unknown Mating Rituals of the Lesser Known Races of the Realms", the pictures were very informative. Edwin was in another corner of the library flipping through magic lore books and muttering about Nether Scrolls.
Korgan came trotting through the library. "Probably headin' ta Jaheira's room," Thima remarked.
"I wager he'll be limping back in less than five minutes. (Fool dwarf, so many willing concubines and he wastes his time with a frigid bitch.)" Edwin said, barely taking his nose out of his book.
"Here he comes already." Thima said as a frantically scratching Korgan came running into the library.
"The damn druid cast 'flea plague' on me."
"Ha! Be glad it wasna' 'decay'. Ye know where Jaheira would target that one." Thima was chuckling to herself as Korgan headed off for the bathhouse. She didn't notice Edwin come up behind her and see the book she was reading.
"You know," he remarked, almost making Thima jump in surprise. "If you're interested in such things you could ask for none better than myself to initiate you into the ways of men and women. I've left many a concubine gasping after my erotic onslaught."
"Get over yerself Eddie." Thima said, then her eyes widened as she realized something. "Initiate! Eddie ye don' think I'm a virgin do ya?"
He looked puzzled, "you did grow up in an isolated library filled with old men."
Thima started laughing, "I grew up in an isolated library filled with horny old men and a scarcity of women. They was all over me as soon as I was old enough." She laughed so hard her eyes started to water. "Virgin! Heh, heh, heh."
His eyes widened, "you and the pink one?"
"Imoen? Nah, she overdosed on those silly romance books. She thinks th' ultimate sexual experience is ta have a knight kneel at her feet reciting stupid verses about her beauty." Thima moved closer to Edwin and put her hands on his chest. "Me on th' other hand, I know better."
She reached up and pulled his head down and kissed him hungrily. So much for makin' him wait she thought. He brought his hands down to her hips and thrust his tongue into her mouth. Thima met his tongue with hers and her breathing quickened. She could feel his arousal through their clothes and moved her mouth to nibble on his ear. Then she saw him open his robes. Oh no, what is he doing? Silly twit, what do ya think. "Eddie wait a minute. I don' have a potion of prevent pregnancy. Ye don' have one do ya?"
"Mmmphf, fuck," he mumbled.
"Awww, don' worry Eddie, I won' leave ya in that state." Thima got up and kneeled in front of the trembling wizard. He leaned back against the table as his hands gripped the edge.
"Feelin' better Eddie?" She asked a moment later, smiling. The wizard was panting and didn't answer.
"Guess th' maids will have ta clean that up. Oh well, guess they're used to it judgin' by th' type of books those lordly people keep in this library." Thima remarked, looking at the wet spots on the floor.
