Lara Croft's Journey

Chapter One: Getting to the Parisian Back Streets

Hello people out there. Here is yet another story that I feel like writing about. My other stories (well some) aren't even finished, but oh well, I'm the writer!!! :: coughs :: um well anyway Its first period at my high school thingy, and today's a testing day! Yay tests.........anyway I feel like writing, so um...here it goes.

This is a re-make of the Angel of darkness mixed in with some stuff that I'm just gonna randomly make, hee hee, why, because I can.........okay not really I'd get sued, but not if I put a disclaimer!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Lara Croft or anything that is related and or situated with Lara Croft. I am merely a fan writing a story.

Now here it goes!

Lara had just been at Von Croys apartment in Paris, they had an argument, he pulled out a gun, and she blacked out. When she woke up Von Croy was dead, on the floor, with the most horrible Parisian scent on him!

Lara- :: slowly walks up to Von Croy :: :: sniff :: :: sniff :: oh gawd!!! Parisian cologne! :: faints::

A little while later, after "raiding" his fridge, and robbing him of his money in his wallet, with a little picture in it with some old lady, it was sick, Lara escapes from the apartment, her backpack bouncing within every single step she took. Money in one hand and a banana in the other.

Lara- Hope no one sees me, I mean gosh look at my clothes, they reek of bodily sweat! oh yeah and theres some of that mofos blood on it. Anywhoo just gotta get to.........um wait don't know. :: continues walking down street ::

AND THEN just out of nowhere a van with two people that look like they came out of a Tom Clancy book/game thingy emerged from a corner and two dogs jumped out. Lara ran with all her might, broke into another apartment complex, the dogs were getting closer, she ran down a hall, and with her bad sight she couldn't see that there was only a window at the end. She stopped, the dogs rammed into her, and she fell out of the complex. The dogs had her back pack, but she couldn't go back, she needed to take a shower and take one fast.........oh and um...look for that lady that mofo was talking about.........Caravan.........Carivie.........oh no wait, Carvier, heh I remembered, hee hee. She continued running, and since this is a game, she didnt get tired, I believe they called them megahoohoos or something like that, some kinda pill she takes when you don't see her or something, I'm not sure, its hard to explain. Anyway she finally finds some door, opens it, continues running, sees a rail, and since shes too cool to use the other door she saw, she just vaulted over the rail, landed on the floor and looked up with the look in her eyes like "jabona!". Suddenly the whole place goes black, then theres this picture of the place shes at, and it says "Parisian Back Streets", shes confused, but hears music starting to play and is comforted. The screen lights up again, and Lara takes a look at herself.

Lara-Oh gawd, look at me, what does this guy have his resolution on?? (if you played the AOD game for the PC you'd understand) Well whatever, :: looks at camera :: oh.........this looks like a safe area.........blah blah blah, gotta find a way out.

She looks to her right and sees another hall way, runs over, and nearly trips at some stupid dogs barking. She kicked the dog, and with some cheat, she miraculously gets her two guns that shes doesn't get all at in the game.........erm story. Anyway she kills the dog, stares at it.

Lara- omg omg omg omg! Look the dog's blinking to its death! how funny! :: laughs like evil little cheer leader :: uh huh!

anyhoo she continues walking to the little hall way, finds a door walks real close to it then

Lara-omg omg omg omg omg omg, look my hand!!! Its like so totally next to me, hmm.........can I touch it?? :: pokes hand and gets shocked :: um.........never mind. Well maybe if I just did what I heard me tell myself a while ago "press the action button" but I wonder where that is..........:: touches self :: ahh nope, what the hell ill just open the door. :: controlled voice :: The door is locked. :: regular voice :: what the hell......... ohhh yeah this is the unfinished level, well they had it done a while back, but you know they decided on changing it, well whatever.

Lara walks back over to where she started at and just stands.

Lara-Well might as well get started.........who knows whats gonna happen from here on out.........heh maybe a masked guy named Charlie is gonna do a dance for me at some club with a gun in his hand, and some hooker outside is gonna tell me to move.........:: thinks for a while :: nah that'll never happen! hee hee.

End of Chapter

Okay so that was the first part. Ima try to make a chapter for every level or just make one up for me and cover an real level with it, like instead of "the lost domain" how about "the lost domino" or something, ah well I'm sure Ill think of something. Please R&R thanks in advance!!!!

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