Lara Croft's Journey: AOD
Chapter Three: That Apartment place
Okay so um...I just noticed that I have been spelling apartment wrong :D ah well. Thanks for the reviews, I didn't think I'd get any...lol :D
Here it goes:
Lara woke up after falling to her half demise thing. The next level was loading, but before that could happen, there was a cut-scene.
The Lights dimmed and then everything went green.
Lara-what the hell? Neon?
CVLara-No, its not neon, ...summer green?
Lara-I dunno, who cares, ooh look, another apartment place to break into! yay....:: cough :: well yeah -_-....hmm...what is that.
Lara suddenly hears a helicopter, and looks up, then everything is back in its original color...then green again. Then she hears people running, just around a corner, that's just around another corner, that's just behind the "Adult Film" store, then around another corner.
Lara-my spider senses are tingling...
CVLara-:: slaps self ::
Lara-ahhh, people! gotta get in! :: opens apartment complex door :: :: puff :: :: puff :: :: locks door, then just stands there ::
Another big picture comes up, and shows a guy and other stuff with the words "Derelict Apartment Block" ...I think I'm not sure.
CVLara-Get your facts straight....um...okay
Lara-Gotta move quick? :: stares at lockers next to door :: If I move it in front of the door, I might have more time to escape or something.
CVLara-Well do it then.
Lara-but I dunno if I should....:: thinks :: :: camera moves closer onto her face ::
CVLara-this was never in the game.
Lara-:: camera continues moving closer :: :: sweat drops roll down her face :: :: she starts heavily breathing :: ACK! I dunno! Run away!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!! :: runs to stairs ::
Then all of a sudden, the people slam open the door, and two guys throw in some kinda can o' gas in there, while another guy runs in. Now what is about to happen, was caused by sheer mistake, Lara was not thinking clearly. Some say it was her diet that caused such an outbreak, lets show a flash back.
:: wavy screen ::
Lara one hour before she went to Von Croy's apartment, at some restaurant named "Buffalo Smithers old town cooking style of the 1920's"
Lara-Yes I would like "buffalo supreme"
Waiter guy-Now will that be full of half?
Lara-Make that a full buffalo, heh heh, Von Croy's gonna be felling some heat tonight!
************ Some say it was the fact that she forgot to take her memory-1-a-day-pal pills.
Or perhaps she was just angry at the fact that she didn't know how to shampoo her hair. Lets have another flash back.
:: wavy screen ::
Lara-:: in shower :: Rinse and repeat?....but how many times?! and when the hell am I supposed to take off my clothes?
************
Some even say that it wasn't her, but some geeky dude writing about her, making her to do such a thing.
But whatever the reason, it was just....not in level.
Lara stopped running up the stairs, took out her two guns, turned around, and ran back down the stairs, seizing the three guys, she killed them all.
Lara-:: stares down at one of the guys dead bodies :: I swear I didn't kill Von Croy!!!!!!!!! Im Innocent :: keeps smaking guy with guns ::, INNOCENT.
But then she just realized that she could step outside, and she might not have to go through the horrible level that just wastes more of your life. She walked outside...and....well it was outside, nothing special really. So she went back inside, completed the level, then the next Level started.
But before she plays the next level, she would like to talk to you, yes you, the reader, its about senseless killing.
Lara-:: sits on special chair, with her other self, CVLara :: Hello out there. I'm Lara Croft, and I just wanted to talk to you about hair reproduction.
CVLara-senseless killing lara.
Lara-Oh yeah, senseless killing. Its wrong and shouldn't be done.
CVLara-Yes, if you want to be a good person, be the opposite of Lara, she's a real hag.
Lara-Take a look at this video, ...now!
:: video starts ::
Lara is underground and there is a guy there, a rat and a bag of pig skins. Now she gets the pig skins and looks directly to the guy.
Guy-You took my pig skins.
Lara-No I didn't.
Guy-...um yes...yes you did.
Lara-Quite you! :: takes out guns and shoots guy ::
Peirre-Awwww
CVLara-You're not supposed to be here.
Lara-Well at least I didn't shoot that damned rat, right?
****End of Video****
Lara-See, that's not the right thing to do.
CVLara-:: shakes head :: no, no it isn't.
They look at each other, and Lara takes out her guns.
CVLara-omg, Lara NO!
:: screen goes blank ::
Lara-And we're back!
Camera moves to CVLara, who is on the floor with a huge cast on her hip.
CVLara-someone please hel--:: Lara kicks her ::
Lara-Do I need to bring back "Mr. numchuckies" back into the room?
CVLara-oh god no....
Lara-And this has been a infomercial on hair reproduction.
CVLara-senseless killin--:: Lara again kicks her ::
Okay so now we're back in the game.
Lara just finished the Derelict Apartment Block Level, and is now ready for the next, but that's in the next chapter, so um...bye.
End of Chapter.
Okay so yeah short. But I wanna start on the Industrial Rooftops level already...LOL im such a dork. :D
Next Chapter: Industrial Rooftops
Chapter Three: That Apartment place
Okay so um...I just noticed that I have been spelling apartment wrong :D ah well. Thanks for the reviews, I didn't think I'd get any...lol :D
Here it goes:
Lara woke up after falling to her half demise thing. The next level was loading, but before that could happen, there was a cut-scene.
The Lights dimmed and then everything went green.
Lara-what the hell? Neon?
CVLara-No, its not neon, ...summer green?
Lara-I dunno, who cares, ooh look, another apartment place to break into! yay....:: cough :: well yeah -_-....hmm...what is that.
Lara suddenly hears a helicopter, and looks up, then everything is back in its original color...then green again. Then she hears people running, just around a corner, that's just around another corner, that's just behind the "Adult Film" store, then around another corner.
Lara-my spider senses are tingling...
CVLara-:: slaps self ::
Lara-ahhh, people! gotta get in! :: opens apartment complex door :: :: puff :: :: puff :: :: locks door, then just stands there ::
Another big picture comes up, and shows a guy and other stuff with the words "Derelict Apartment Block" ...I think I'm not sure.
CVLara-Get your facts straight....um...okay
Lara-Gotta move quick? :: stares at lockers next to door :: If I move it in front of the door, I might have more time to escape or something.
CVLara-Well do it then.
Lara-but I dunno if I should....:: thinks :: :: camera moves closer onto her face ::
CVLara-this was never in the game.
Lara-:: camera continues moving closer :: :: sweat drops roll down her face :: :: she starts heavily breathing :: ACK! I dunno! Run away!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!! :: runs to stairs ::
Then all of a sudden, the people slam open the door, and two guys throw in some kinda can o' gas in there, while another guy runs in. Now what is about to happen, was caused by sheer mistake, Lara was not thinking clearly. Some say it was her diet that caused such an outbreak, lets show a flash back.
:: wavy screen ::
Lara one hour before she went to Von Croy's apartment, at some restaurant named "Buffalo Smithers old town cooking style of the 1920's"
Lara-Yes I would like "buffalo supreme"
Waiter guy-Now will that be full of half?
Lara-Make that a full buffalo, heh heh, Von Croy's gonna be felling some heat tonight!
************ Some say it was the fact that she forgot to take her memory-1-a-day-pal pills.
Or perhaps she was just angry at the fact that she didn't know how to shampoo her hair. Lets have another flash back.
:: wavy screen ::
Lara-:: in shower :: Rinse and repeat?....but how many times?! and when the hell am I supposed to take off my clothes?
************
Some even say that it wasn't her, but some geeky dude writing about her, making her to do such a thing.
But whatever the reason, it was just....not in level.
Lara stopped running up the stairs, took out her two guns, turned around, and ran back down the stairs, seizing the three guys, she killed them all.
Lara-:: stares down at one of the guys dead bodies :: I swear I didn't kill Von Croy!!!!!!!!! Im Innocent :: keeps smaking guy with guns ::, INNOCENT.
But then she just realized that she could step outside, and she might not have to go through the horrible level that just wastes more of your life. She walked outside...and....well it was outside, nothing special really. So she went back inside, completed the level, then the next Level started.
But before she plays the next level, she would like to talk to you, yes you, the reader, its about senseless killing.
Lara-:: sits on special chair, with her other self, CVLara :: Hello out there. I'm Lara Croft, and I just wanted to talk to you about hair reproduction.
CVLara-senseless killing lara.
Lara-Oh yeah, senseless killing. Its wrong and shouldn't be done.
CVLara-Yes, if you want to be a good person, be the opposite of Lara, she's a real hag.
Lara-Take a look at this video, ...now!
:: video starts ::
Lara is underground and there is a guy there, a rat and a bag of pig skins. Now she gets the pig skins and looks directly to the guy.
Guy-You took my pig skins.
Lara-No I didn't.
Guy-...um yes...yes you did.
Lara-Quite you! :: takes out guns and shoots guy ::
Peirre-Awwww
CVLara-You're not supposed to be here.
Lara-Well at least I didn't shoot that damned rat, right?
****End of Video****
Lara-See, that's not the right thing to do.
CVLara-:: shakes head :: no, no it isn't.
They look at each other, and Lara takes out her guns.
CVLara-omg, Lara NO!
:: screen goes blank ::
Lara-And we're back!
Camera moves to CVLara, who is on the floor with a huge cast on her hip.
CVLara-someone please hel--:: Lara kicks her ::
Lara-Do I need to bring back "Mr. numchuckies" back into the room?
CVLara-oh god no....
Lara-And this has been a infomercial on hair reproduction.
CVLara-senseless killin--:: Lara again kicks her ::
Okay so now we're back in the game.
Lara just finished the Derelict Apartment Block Level, and is now ready for the next, but that's in the next chapter, so um...bye.
End of Chapter.
Okay so yeah short. But I wanna start on the Industrial Rooftops level already...LOL im such a dork. :D
Next Chapter: Industrial Rooftops
