Lara Croft's Journey: AOD
Chapter Four: Industrial Roof Tops
Hello and um...hi. lol well i dont know what else to say so um here's the chapter:
Lara walked up to the little ladder thingy, climbed it and walked under a wire thingy.
CVLara-That wire looks like it will take my weight.
Lara-wire? isnt that a bit thin, how about cable?
CVLara-for like a t.v.?
Lara-no, like a cable cable. you know the cable kind of cables.
CVLara looks at lara
CVLara-um...no...well whatever, lets climb it!
As they are shimmying or whatever across the cable thingy, CVLara and Lara talk to eachother.
Lara-...CVLara...i have something to tell you...
CVLara-What is that?
Lara-Im afraid of heights.
CVLara- ---- please, like im about to believe that, you've gone up on so many high ledges that you could brag about it!
Lara-I know I know, but
CVLara- press duck to pull my legs up!
Lara-gawd...:: mentaly presses duck button ::
Then out of nowhere, this helicopter comes up, which is strange because you know they are so noisy that they should've heard it a mile away...yet there it was, and it surprised them.
Helicopter-Get off of the cable!
Lara-what?
Helicopter-Get off of the cable!
Lara-Eh?
Helicopter-Get off of the cable!!
Lara-im sorry, my hearings a bit down, what was that again?
Helicopter-YEEEEARGH!!! :: starts shooting lara ::
CVLara & Lara-quit it will you!
Once they get to the end of the cable, they run off the top of the building, run down, then jump to another roof top.
CVLara-And you said you're afraid of heights!
Lara-Omg! I am! AHHHHHHH!!!
The helicopter continued to shoot them, so they jumped onto another building, slid across on the inclined roof, and broke into a building by falling through a window.
Lara-:: looks around :: oooooh a chocolate bar!! :: runs to bar ::
CVLara-We need to get out of here!
Lara- yeah whatever...mmmmmmm good chocolate bar...:: looks directly at screen :: Good Chocolate Bar, brought to by MeatCo, they've got the best in meat! :: smiles at screen :: :: teeth show huge bits of chocolate everywhere :: arent i sexy!
Later Lara found herself at the last building top that she new she was gonna encounter. Reaching the edge, she looked down and took a few steps back.
Then all of a sudden the screen went blue again
CVLara-Green
Oh yeah green, the screen went green again :: wink ::
Lara-Im telling you its neon!
CVLara-and IM telling you that its summer green!
Lara-If we're gonna keep arguing over this, we might as well finish this off...once and for good!
Both stare at eachother, and out of nowhere a western movie-theme-song plays.
dun dun dun dun...mwa mwa mwa....doo doo doo doo doo...mmwwa mmwwa mmwwa!...anyway
Both suddenly turn around, and stare directly at the helicopter
CVLara & Lara-So which is it??
Helicopter-huh?
Lara-is that color of green...um...uh is it neon or summer?
CVLara-yeah! :: sticks tongue out :: wait...gah...---- (you can tell that my mind went blank here :D)
Helicopter-...its neither of those.
Both Laras-What?!
Helicopter-Look, i wasnt programmed to do this, Im just supposed to try to kill you but dont. Now why dont you just do what you have to do, so I can just be put to rest already.
Both Laras stare at eachother
Both Laras-Um...well okay. But hey Enrique, what are you doing this friday night?
Helicopter(Enrique)-Oh, nothing, Im gonna go to Megahoohoos for a burger with my daughter.
Lara-Aww, how sweet, what was her name again?
Enrique-Daisy, so yeah, okay just go along now, do what you have to do.
Cut scence (should've put that before huh?) continues and Lara does a daring jump across to another building, she grabs onto a pipe but it bust and she falls luckily into a dumpster.
Both Laras get out of the dumpster and Lara decides to take a look at it.
Lara-:: looks at parisian graffitti :: hmm..."your mum aint no taquito"....."2-40 baby"...and whats this? "Martha Stewart wuz here 5- 706589856, word to ya muther!"
Both Laras look at eachother, and Lara takes out a paper.
CVLara-Its time I visited prague...wait...no, silly me.
Lara-hah you messed up! :: singing in little kid taunting melody :: you messed up! hah hah hah hah ha!
They both walk towards the screen then away, and the next level picture pops up:
Carvi...Caravans....Cardios...:: cough :: Carviers Apartment
(since this chapter is kinda short, Im mixing in this level with the Carvier one)
Both Laras walk up to apartment, camera zooms in on little box with numbers
Box-shhhhkkkkkkkshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Who is it?
CVLara-Mlle Carv...um..Cuver...ack Carvier, its me Lara Croft.
Box-shhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkshhhhhkkk!! Talk to the mail
CVLara-What?
Box-shhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkksssshk!!! Talk to the mail!
Lara-i think she means through the little mail hole.
Both Laras bend down, to little mail slot and Carvier lifts up mail slot thingy.
Carvier-Ms Croft, I regonize you from phottos and werners description.
Lara-oh...okay.
Carvier-:: puts down slot thingy :: :: breathes heavy :: :: lifts up slot thingy :: so do you want to come in?
CVLara-um...yes yes, I think we do.
You can hear on the other side of the door banging and explosion noises, and Mlle Carvier screaming "Aye Way!!" Then she slowly opens the door.
Suddenly the Camera is on Carviers face.
Carvier-An evil night to be out alone Ms Croft, out streets are no safe anymore.
Lara-how the hell did we get here--oh...um well actually they have been much safter than the roof tops, Ill tell you that :: sighs :: :: chuckles :: mm...yeah....oh yeah, Mlle Carvier I have just arrived from Werner's apartment.
Carvier-Oh and how is Werner?
Lara-Im afriad Werner is--
Carvier-Dead?
Lara-um...yes.
Carvier-:: sigh :: this always happens, i ask out a guy on a date, and they always die, every single one of them. :: shakes head in depression ::
...oh wait...thats not it is it?
Lara-actually...
Carvier-Dead?!
CVLara- Now Lara pick which you'd like to choose.
Little sentence choices pop up (and in future refernce ill call em LSCPU, k?)
1. Yes, and I dont have time to waste, Im being chased all over paris.
2.Okay so i dont remember this one.
3. Would you like me to get you anything?
4. The dingo ate my baby :: in astraillan accent ::
Lara-:: thinks about it ::....um..Ill go with number 1. number 4 brings back bad memories.
Lara-Yes, and I dont have time to waste, Im being chased all over paris.
Carvier-blah blah blah, listen I have a raiders game to play :: out of nowhere people jump out with Raider foam gloves :: :: then go back :: so why dont we just cut this to the end of the conversation. :: scratches butt ::
Lara-...um okay..you said he left something behind, porn perhaps?
Carvier-No, his field notebook
Lara-Like i said, porn perhaps.
Lara thinks back to when she and Werner first met, and were at Cambodia
:: flash back ::
Lara-Werner! What do we do now
Werner-this is amazing! wait lara, you go along, i need to write some "notes" down in my notebook.
Lara-um..okay.
Werner-oh yeah baby...give it to me :: stares into notebook ::
:: end of flash back ::
Carvier-well whatever, it was addressed to you, if something were to happen to him.
Lara-well then give it to me.
Carvier-You say you didnt kill Werner, you say you dont remember clearly what happened to Werner, maybe the police are right in suspecting you.
Lara-:: Another LSCPU pops up and shows different sentences, Lara picks the most likely to not get her the notebook in the future :: If I wanted to kill Werner, I could've dont that in Egypt...or in Cambodia. I mean comeon he was like 60 years old! his leg got caught in that thing anyway so it doesnt matter.
Carvier-I think you better leave Ms croft. My Miniraiders dont like guest...:: in the background you can hear a lot of hissing ::
Lara-what about the notebook Madame?
Carvier-I have it, it is in safe keeping.
Lara-Then I suggest that you give it to me now!
Carvier-um...wait wasnt this supposed to happen a while ago...well whatever, um..Im not gonna give it to you, yadda yadda yadda...now leave cuz im gonna call the cops.
Lara-gah!
Carvier goes into another room and lara decides to find the book herself.
Lara-:: looks around :: :: goes to kitchen :: ah ha! I found it!! :: raises six-pack of corona beer...wait...:: goes to drawer :: :: looks through it :: okay now i actually found it.
CVLara-well it took you long enough, the police men are already here.
They both run off, and another cutscence starts, Lara walks up to a window, vaults over/out of the window, and lands on the floor. She looks up and runs away.
The next level picture pops up and shows "Paraisian Ghetto"
The next level loads and lara is in a bus.
End of chapter
okay so what do ya think? i hope yall enjoyed it lol
stay tunned or something for the next chapter:
Paraisian Ghetto
tomby
Chapter Four: Industrial Roof Tops
Hello and um...hi. lol well i dont know what else to say so um here's the chapter:
Lara walked up to the little ladder thingy, climbed it and walked under a wire thingy.
CVLara-That wire looks like it will take my weight.
Lara-wire? isnt that a bit thin, how about cable?
CVLara-for like a t.v.?
Lara-no, like a cable cable. you know the cable kind of cables.
CVLara looks at lara
CVLara-um...no...well whatever, lets climb it!
As they are shimmying or whatever across the cable thingy, CVLara and Lara talk to eachother.
Lara-...CVLara...i have something to tell you...
CVLara-What is that?
Lara-Im afraid of heights.
CVLara- ---- please, like im about to believe that, you've gone up on so many high ledges that you could brag about it!
Lara-I know I know, but
CVLara- press duck to pull my legs up!
Lara-gawd...:: mentaly presses duck button ::
Then out of nowhere, this helicopter comes up, which is strange because you know they are so noisy that they should've heard it a mile away...yet there it was, and it surprised them.
Helicopter-Get off of the cable!
Lara-what?
Helicopter-Get off of the cable!
Lara-Eh?
Helicopter-Get off of the cable!!
Lara-im sorry, my hearings a bit down, what was that again?
Helicopter-YEEEEARGH!!! :: starts shooting lara ::
CVLara & Lara-quit it will you!
Once they get to the end of the cable, they run off the top of the building, run down, then jump to another roof top.
CVLara-And you said you're afraid of heights!
Lara-Omg! I am! AHHHHHHH!!!
The helicopter continued to shoot them, so they jumped onto another building, slid across on the inclined roof, and broke into a building by falling through a window.
Lara-:: looks around :: oooooh a chocolate bar!! :: runs to bar ::
CVLara-We need to get out of here!
Lara- yeah whatever...mmmmmmm good chocolate bar...:: looks directly at screen :: Good Chocolate Bar, brought to by MeatCo, they've got the best in meat! :: smiles at screen :: :: teeth show huge bits of chocolate everywhere :: arent i sexy!
Later Lara found herself at the last building top that she new she was gonna encounter. Reaching the edge, she looked down and took a few steps back.
Then all of a sudden the screen went blue again
CVLara-Green
Oh yeah green, the screen went green again :: wink ::
Lara-Im telling you its neon!
CVLara-and IM telling you that its summer green!
Lara-If we're gonna keep arguing over this, we might as well finish this off...once and for good!
Both stare at eachother, and out of nowhere a western movie-theme-song plays.
dun dun dun dun...mwa mwa mwa....doo doo doo doo doo...mmwwa mmwwa mmwwa!...anyway
Both suddenly turn around, and stare directly at the helicopter
CVLara & Lara-So which is it??
Helicopter-huh?
Lara-is that color of green...um...uh is it neon or summer?
CVLara-yeah! :: sticks tongue out :: wait...gah...---- (you can tell that my mind went blank here :D)
Helicopter-...its neither of those.
Both Laras-What?!
Helicopter-Look, i wasnt programmed to do this, Im just supposed to try to kill you but dont. Now why dont you just do what you have to do, so I can just be put to rest already.
Both Laras stare at eachother
Both Laras-Um...well okay. But hey Enrique, what are you doing this friday night?
Helicopter(Enrique)-Oh, nothing, Im gonna go to Megahoohoos for a burger with my daughter.
Lara-Aww, how sweet, what was her name again?
Enrique-Daisy, so yeah, okay just go along now, do what you have to do.
Cut scence (should've put that before huh?) continues and Lara does a daring jump across to another building, she grabs onto a pipe but it bust and she falls luckily into a dumpster.
Both Laras get out of the dumpster and Lara decides to take a look at it.
Lara-:: looks at parisian graffitti :: hmm..."your mum aint no taquito"....."2-40 baby"...and whats this? "Martha Stewart wuz here 5- 706589856, word to ya muther!"
Both Laras look at eachother, and Lara takes out a paper.
CVLara-Its time I visited prague...wait...no, silly me.
Lara-hah you messed up! :: singing in little kid taunting melody :: you messed up! hah hah hah hah ha!
They both walk towards the screen then away, and the next level picture pops up:
Carvi...Caravans....Cardios...:: cough :: Carviers Apartment
(since this chapter is kinda short, Im mixing in this level with the Carvier one)
Both Laras walk up to apartment, camera zooms in on little box with numbers
Box-shhhhkkkkkkkshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Who is it?
CVLara-Mlle Carv...um..Cuver...ack Carvier, its me Lara Croft.
Box-shhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkshhhhhkkk!! Talk to the mail
CVLara-What?
Box-shhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkksssshk!!! Talk to the mail!
Lara-i think she means through the little mail hole.
Both Laras bend down, to little mail slot and Carvier lifts up mail slot thingy.
Carvier-Ms Croft, I regonize you from phottos and werners description.
Lara-oh...okay.
Carvier-:: puts down slot thingy :: :: breathes heavy :: :: lifts up slot thingy :: so do you want to come in?
CVLara-um...yes yes, I think we do.
You can hear on the other side of the door banging and explosion noises, and Mlle Carvier screaming "Aye Way!!" Then she slowly opens the door.
Suddenly the Camera is on Carviers face.
Carvier-An evil night to be out alone Ms Croft, out streets are no safe anymore.
Lara-how the hell did we get here--oh...um well actually they have been much safter than the roof tops, Ill tell you that :: sighs :: :: chuckles :: mm...yeah....oh yeah, Mlle Carvier I have just arrived from Werner's apartment.
Carvier-Oh and how is Werner?
Lara-Im afriad Werner is--
Carvier-Dead?
Lara-um...yes.
Carvier-:: sigh :: this always happens, i ask out a guy on a date, and they always die, every single one of them. :: shakes head in depression ::
...oh wait...thats not it is it?
Lara-actually...
Carvier-Dead?!
CVLara- Now Lara pick which you'd like to choose.
Little sentence choices pop up (and in future refernce ill call em LSCPU, k?)
1. Yes, and I dont have time to waste, Im being chased all over paris.
2.Okay so i dont remember this one.
3. Would you like me to get you anything?
4. The dingo ate my baby :: in astraillan accent ::
Lara-:: thinks about it ::....um..Ill go with number 1. number 4 brings back bad memories.
Lara-Yes, and I dont have time to waste, Im being chased all over paris.
Carvier-blah blah blah, listen I have a raiders game to play :: out of nowhere people jump out with Raider foam gloves :: :: then go back :: so why dont we just cut this to the end of the conversation. :: scratches butt ::
Lara-...um okay..you said he left something behind, porn perhaps?
Carvier-No, his field notebook
Lara-Like i said, porn perhaps.
Lara thinks back to when she and Werner first met, and were at Cambodia
:: flash back ::
Lara-Werner! What do we do now
Werner-this is amazing! wait lara, you go along, i need to write some "notes" down in my notebook.
Lara-um..okay.
Werner-oh yeah baby...give it to me :: stares into notebook ::
:: end of flash back ::
Carvier-well whatever, it was addressed to you, if something were to happen to him.
Lara-well then give it to me.
Carvier-You say you didnt kill Werner, you say you dont remember clearly what happened to Werner, maybe the police are right in suspecting you.
Lara-:: Another LSCPU pops up and shows different sentences, Lara picks the most likely to not get her the notebook in the future :: If I wanted to kill Werner, I could've dont that in Egypt...or in Cambodia. I mean comeon he was like 60 years old! his leg got caught in that thing anyway so it doesnt matter.
Carvier-I think you better leave Ms croft. My Miniraiders dont like guest...:: in the background you can hear a lot of hissing ::
Lara-what about the notebook Madame?
Carvier-I have it, it is in safe keeping.
Lara-Then I suggest that you give it to me now!
Carvier-um...wait wasnt this supposed to happen a while ago...well whatever, um..Im not gonna give it to you, yadda yadda yadda...now leave cuz im gonna call the cops.
Lara-gah!
Carvier goes into another room and lara decides to find the book herself.
Lara-:: looks around :: :: goes to kitchen :: ah ha! I found it!! :: raises six-pack of corona beer...wait...:: goes to drawer :: :: looks through it :: okay now i actually found it.
CVLara-well it took you long enough, the police men are already here.
They both run off, and another cutscence starts, Lara walks up to a window, vaults over/out of the window, and lands on the floor. She looks up and runs away.
The next level picture pops up and shows "Paraisian Ghetto"
The next level loads and lara is in a bus.
End of chapter
okay so what do ya think? i hope yall enjoyed it lol
stay tunned or something for the next chapter:
Paraisian Ghetto
tomby
