Lara Croft Journeys: AOD
Chatper Five: Parisan Ghetto P.I
OKay before you read on, I had a much better chapter than what you're about to read, but my computer messed up on me, and i had to reformat my hard drive, but before i did that I forgot to save the fifth chapter on a disk, and well you know everything went away. Please dont flame me if you do not like this chapter...im very sorry.
now on with the fic!
Both Laras awoke to a sudden feeling of nausia, not knowing what to do, they ran outside, ran over to some hobos pitch, and--
Lara- :: burps :: Oh wow, okay.
CVLara-:: burps ::
Both- Oh, I thought i was sick, but I just had to burp, :D
Hobo1(well call him Amelio)- ?
Hobo2-(lets call him....something to go with the other one's name...ooh i know, Skyler :: wink ::) ?
Both laras look up at Amelio and Skyler.
Lara-Hi...im looking for a man,
Amelio-Well then look no futher my petite.
CVLara-Not just any man, a peticular man, name of Bouchard, know him?
Amelio-No, never heard of him.
Lara-What about you, over there, standing up.
Amelio-Mlle, he doesnt speak. :: gets up ::
CVLara-what is he a mute? :: laughs and gives lara a high five ::
Amelio-.....yes.
CVLara-oh...
Lara continues laughing.
Lara-So he never speaks?
Amelio-um...No, hey you, with the braid, got any spare change, for a coffee?
CVLara-Do you know where I can find bouchard?
Amelio-Go away, I've never heard of him.
Lara-:: pokes Skyler with a stick :: Wow he really doesnt say anything.....hmm....What is your name sir? :: pokes him again ::
CVLara-stop it.
Skyler-......
Lara-:: looks up strangley :: I could use a coffee how about you? ....:: shakes head::....aww dammit! :: looks away and continues to talk to Skyler ::
CVLara-..well yeah, what she said.
Amelio-Well yeah I could use one, you know, um...yeah
CVLara-well tell me where bouchard is.
Amelio-Thats it lady, :: looses french accent :: :: does weird hip movement ::
Lara-GASP!
Amelio-uh huh, oh yeah, you've been surved! yeah S-U-R-V-E-D!
Both Laras-SUPER GASP!!!
Lara-well whatever, handle it CVLara, im gonna try to pry some words out of this guys mouth.
CVLara walks up to Amelio, and falls on floor, shes does "the worm" but makes it look more like some weird movement to pop your back.
CVLara-oh yeah.....im bringing it.
Meanwhile....
Lara-Well...um....do you think im pretty?
Skyler-.....
Lara-...um...Would you like some coffee?
Skyler-......
Lara-OKAY, thats it! Wheres your nearest porn shop?!
Skyler-Right around the corner Mlle.
suddenly all of them are in a porn shop, and CVLara is still doing the move on the floor which now does not look right at all
Amelio-Lady, you are sexy, but that move could not get any grosser.
CVLara-:: slowly makes frowny face :: :: gets up off of floor ::
Skyler-Here at the Pleasure Chest, we have all kinds of fun stuff here! We have everything, anything from bondage to--
Lara-STOP!!! Now I can see why you dont talk...
CVLara-No you dont.
Writers block hit here and I continue in a dorky way.....
Both Lara eventually get out of the porn shop, get back to where they were before, and climp up the pipe, jump to where that guy by the dumpster is and.....
Both Laras walk by the guy.
Guy-Looking for anything spec--
CVLara-Dont even try, just ge-get- out of my face, out of my face. :: takes out gun and shoots they guy ::
Walks through the door and talks to the hooker at the street corner.
CVLara-Not a lot of passing trade at this hour.
Ho-Its early yet, move along ma cher, you make the place look crowded....but come back on thursday, maybe I can help you out :: winks ::
CVLara-...eww no, but um...yeah anyway I wouldnt worry were not in the same...."class"
Ho-Oh that attitude wont get you far 'round here sweet thing.
Lara-this girls freaking me out.
Well both Laras talk to ho, who turns out to be their nanny from long ago, her name is Janice, and they set up a date for next friday....no not for that, they want to have tea and go watch barney.
Anyway Janice told them to go see Peirre, at the café metro, and talk to him because hes a loser and they could easily make fun of him.
yes that is why.
Well since its late im gonna end this here. Sorry, please read the next chapter whenever that is,
Parisian Ghetto P.II
Chatper Five: Parisan Ghetto P.I
OKay before you read on, I had a much better chapter than what you're about to read, but my computer messed up on me, and i had to reformat my hard drive, but before i did that I forgot to save the fifth chapter on a disk, and well you know everything went away. Please dont flame me if you do not like this chapter...im very sorry.
now on with the fic!
Both Laras awoke to a sudden feeling of nausia, not knowing what to do, they ran outside, ran over to some hobos pitch, and--
Lara- :: burps :: Oh wow, okay.
CVLara-:: burps ::
Both- Oh, I thought i was sick, but I just had to burp, :D
Hobo1(well call him Amelio)- ?
Hobo2-(lets call him....something to go with the other one's name...ooh i know, Skyler :: wink ::) ?
Both laras look up at Amelio and Skyler.
Lara-Hi...im looking for a man,
Amelio-Well then look no futher my petite.
CVLara-Not just any man, a peticular man, name of Bouchard, know him?
Amelio-No, never heard of him.
Lara-What about you, over there, standing up.
Amelio-Mlle, he doesnt speak. :: gets up ::
CVLara-what is he a mute? :: laughs and gives lara a high five ::
Amelio-.....yes.
CVLara-oh...
Lara continues laughing.
Lara-So he never speaks?
Amelio-um...No, hey you, with the braid, got any spare change, for a coffee?
CVLara-Do you know where I can find bouchard?
Amelio-Go away, I've never heard of him.
Lara-:: pokes Skyler with a stick :: Wow he really doesnt say anything.....hmm....What is your name sir? :: pokes him again ::
CVLara-stop it.
Skyler-......
Lara-:: looks up strangley :: I could use a coffee how about you? ....:: shakes head::....aww dammit! :: looks away and continues to talk to Skyler ::
CVLara-..well yeah, what she said.
Amelio-Well yeah I could use one, you know, um...yeah
CVLara-well tell me where bouchard is.
Amelio-Thats it lady, :: looses french accent :: :: does weird hip movement ::
Lara-GASP!
Amelio-uh huh, oh yeah, you've been surved! yeah S-U-R-V-E-D!
Both Laras-SUPER GASP!!!
Lara-well whatever, handle it CVLara, im gonna try to pry some words out of this guys mouth.
CVLara walks up to Amelio, and falls on floor, shes does "the worm" but makes it look more like some weird movement to pop your back.
CVLara-oh yeah.....im bringing it.
Meanwhile....
Lara-Well...um....do you think im pretty?
Skyler-.....
Lara-...um...Would you like some coffee?
Skyler-......
Lara-OKAY, thats it! Wheres your nearest porn shop?!
Skyler-Right around the corner Mlle.
suddenly all of them are in a porn shop, and CVLara is still doing the move on the floor which now does not look right at all
Amelio-Lady, you are sexy, but that move could not get any grosser.
CVLara-:: slowly makes frowny face :: :: gets up off of floor ::
Skyler-Here at the Pleasure Chest, we have all kinds of fun stuff here! We have everything, anything from bondage to--
Lara-STOP!!! Now I can see why you dont talk...
CVLara-No you dont.
Writers block hit here and I continue in a dorky way.....
Both Lara eventually get out of the porn shop, get back to where they were before, and climp up the pipe, jump to where that guy by the dumpster is and.....
Both Laras walk by the guy.
Guy-Looking for anything spec--
CVLara-Dont even try, just ge-get- out of my face, out of my face. :: takes out gun and shoots they guy ::
Walks through the door and talks to the hooker at the street corner.
CVLara-Not a lot of passing trade at this hour.
Ho-Its early yet, move along ma cher, you make the place look crowded....but come back on thursday, maybe I can help you out :: winks ::
CVLara-...eww no, but um...yeah anyway I wouldnt worry were not in the same...."class"
Ho-Oh that attitude wont get you far 'round here sweet thing.
Lara-this girls freaking me out.
Well both Laras talk to ho, who turns out to be their nanny from long ago, her name is Janice, and they set up a date for next friday....no not for that, they want to have tea and go watch barney.
Anyway Janice told them to go see Peirre, at the café metro, and talk to him because hes a loser and they could easily make fun of him.
yes that is why.
Well since its late im gonna end this here. Sorry, please read the next chapter whenever that is,
Parisian Ghetto P.II
