Lara Croft Journeys: AOD

Chapter Six: Parisian Ghetto P.II/ Entrance to Le Serpent Rouge

Well, it sure has been a long time since I've updated. . .so yeah here it is!

Both Laras walk into the Café Metro, they slowly made their way to the counter where they saw the obvious owner talking on the phone.

Lara- Gawd, you think that we'd get some better service around here.

CVLara- Lara, you're such a retard : presses action button :

Pierre- I forgot my line.

CVLara- Dear lord, could this game get anymore glitches?

Pierre- This—only—paying—customers—253-5356…

Lara- Whats up with the number?

Pierre- It's mine, my petite: winks :

CVLara- I'm a dangerous girl. . . um. . . yeah, give me the key to Le Serpent Rouge.

Pierre- Um alright here?

Lara- Come on lets go! Wait. . . what are we getting?

Pierre- It's something I left behind. . .

CVLara- Where can we find this?. . .

Pierre- In a stage light, the one that doesn't work. . . erk. . . erk. . . erk. . .

Lara- : singing : The freaks come out at night! The freak comes out at niiight!

Both Laras- Okay, I can work with that.

CVLara- dear lord this segment couldn't get anyworse! Let's go.

Both Laras leave and jog to Le Serpent Rouge.

As soon as they get there, they are seen by this young looking lad.

Lara- Don't forget the motorcycle.

Ah, yes, a young lad with a motorcycle.

CVLara- And a nice bod

Um. . . Okay. . . and A nice bod?

Lara- And a rugged face. . . : drools :

Dear lord. . . And a rugged face

CVLara- And eyes that glisten in the moonlight where he will take me one night and we will sing and talk and dance and have candles, and talk to that famous talking bear, and we'll kiss and and—

ENOUGH! A guy saw them, got on—

Lara- His motorcycle

YES! His motorcycle and scurried off.

Both Lara's made their way into Le Serpent Rouge.

As they walked in, they notice that the camera that had been following them the whole time, flew off into a nearby room and they saw a security-guard-type person.

CVLara- We need to be extra quiet. . . quick! Go over to that switch : points at switch, and in doing so knocks Lara on the floor with, yes, her one finger :

BAM (that'd be sad if I got attacked by like emril fans cause I used his "catch phrase" even though its only one word. . . ah well)

Security Guard- Huh? What. . . what else is in the teaches of peaches. . .

Both Laras- Huh. . . What?. . .

(it's a song, now on with the fic!)

The security guard decided that he should go check out what was going on and as soon as he got out, Both Lara's did a "stealthy" move/attack type thing and they killed him.

Security Guard- I'll never forget this! I'll never. . . : blinks to death :

Both Laras walk into the room that the security guard was in and take all the things that were in there. Quite literally.

Lara- Where do I put this filing cabinet?

Yes, disturbing, I know. What was more disturbing was what would happen next.

Lara- And what is that?

You'll find out in the next chapter.

CVLara- Oh, because we ARENT programmed in the game and we definitely WONT find out what happens. Stupid fu--.

Lara- It's a beautiful day, so why don't you smile?

Fin

So this wasn't as funny as the other chapters, but I'm working on it.

See ya at the next chapter:

Chapter Seven: Le Serpent Rouge