9:31 PM 4/13/2005
By - Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DuBGT
Narrator: Can Goku destroy his parasitic foe without destroying the bodies of the ones he loves?
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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: ..platonically.
Chuquita: (happily) Welcome to Part 2, everyone!
Goku: (blinks) (points to quote) I thought we beat Bebi already?
Vegeta: We did.
Chuquita: (to audiance) For anyone who doesn't already know, the first re-dub of dbz is out in stores!
Goku: HOORAY!
Chuquita: I myself have yet to get one because I keep getting scheduled to work on Saturdays. (the day I usually go to the mall) But when I do get up there, I'm definately buying a copy!
Goku: (grins) It has a special interview w/me 'n Veggie's dub VA's!
Chuquita: (happily) And from what I heard its very funny. They use their characters to answer questions about each other's characters and such. OH! And also that Movie 12 is being dubbed as we speak!
Goku: YAY! (excitedly) I luv Movie 12! That's where GOGGIE a-ppears!
Vegeta: I like most of Movie 12 aside from the luv-taps on my rear end and the mushy scene in the latter half of the film.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You can blame Toei for that.
Vegeta: Hai...(grumbles something)
Chuquita: You know I really didn't think I was ready to start today, I was going to start this chapter tommorow, but...
Vegeta: Meh, it's good you started today, get yourself back into the swing of things.
Chuquita: True. (nods) After I hit the 100kb mark on Part 10 I lost count of how many kb's I was writing each day, so I just gotta get back into that 10kb a day routine.
Goku: (happily) You can do it!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Kakarrotto you're optimistic about everything.
Goku: (blinks) (grins) I know :)
Chuquita: Also, next week is supposed to be WARM, and by next Friday we'll hit 70'F!
Vegeta: (whips out his sunglasses from gt and puts them on) Heh.
Chuquita: However the day after it's supposed to rain.
Vegeta: ... (takes sunglasses off and grumbles)
Goku: (pats Veggie on the back) There there Veggie.
Vegeta: (SIGH)
Chuquita: Oh! One more bit of important news before we go straight to the fic! In June, CN's going to start showing dbz on weekdays again!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: (clasps her hands together) It's been a whole two years since CN took it off the air! I can't wait!
Vegeta: Did it say which saga it is?
Chuquita: Well...no, but I'm guessing either the Saiyajin saga (since that's what the redub's of) or the Cell saga (since that's the one they haven't aired the longest). The Cell saga would be weird to watch now, since it was the saga that got me hooked and I'd probably be noticing a lot of different stuff now than when I first watched it...
Vegeta: (sighs musingly) Like how TALL I used to be...
Chuquita: But I like your Buu saga form. I think its the most fun of all four..well, your Saiyajin saga self did have that cool tail...but still, I like how you're designed best during the Buu eps.
Vegeta: I'd still like them to show the Cell ones. (beams) Kakarrotto stricken with illness unable to barely move and me, the newest and most powerful ssj as the only one who could defeat the evil androids and save my peasant's life! Such delightful semetasticness...
Goku: (pouts) But Veggie I didn't like being sick.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I wouldn't let you stay sick, Kakarrotto. I'd use that medicine from the future to save you.
Goku: (perks up) :)
Chuquita: And now on with the chapter!
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Summary: It's Valentine's day again and this time Veggie's going all out to celebrate by taking his favorite peasant to his favorite place, Bejito-sei! But with how unusually suspicious everyone's been of him lately will Veggie and Goku even get to their homeplanet intime for the Belatedly-scheduled holiday? And what sort of strange plot is Turles up to concerning this trip to Bejito-sei?
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Part 2 Chapter Titles: How to Cook a Fish l The Plan! Let's go to Bejito-sei! l What Mountain? l Filled-in Plothole l Goku's Toothache l The Remains of the Capsule 3 l That's it l Future Veggie VS Future Turles l Clothes-Thief l What Could it Be? l Raditsu Knows l Fusion Help l The 3rd oneshot mini-insert l Captured l Veggie and Goku's Early Morning Escape! l
" Mmmmmm... " Goku smiled, dreaming of all the fun things he would do on Bejito-sei with the smaller saiyajin once
they got there. He lazily opened his eyes to see the ouji on the other end of the bed only to find Vegeta gone, " AHHHH! "
Goku shrieked. He practically lept out of bed and stumbled into the kitchen, " VEGGIE VEGGIE CHI-CHAN VEGGIESGO.. "
" Yes? " Vegeta was standing there in the kitchen with a huge fish over his shoulder while Chi-Chi stared at him
lamely and Goten watched the fish with excitement.
" EEEE! VEGGIE! " Goku gushed with relief, bouncing over to him, " WOW, Veggie caught a fish all by himself! I'm
very proud of you. "
" Why thank you, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked.
" The ouji's decided to cook breakfast this morning. " Chi-Chi muttered.
" I like the food Veggie-san makes! " Goten chirped.
" How thoughtful of Veggie! " Goku said in awe, " Can I, help Veggie make breakfast? " he asked, watching the little
ouji warmly.
" Of course you may! " Vegeta replied, giving the larger saiyajin a light hug and heading for the stove.
Chi-Chi stared at him in shock, " Wait, you're, REALLY going to let GOKU-SAN help you COOK? "
" There's nothing wrong with teaching my favorite peasant a new skill or two. " Vegeta smirked, " Besides, learning
how to cook may come in handy for Kakarrotto one day, you never know. "
:There is something seriously wrong here: Chi-Chi thought to herself, worried, :I know the Ouji likes to be
extra-nice to Goku-san when I'm around to try to make me look bad by comparison, but not even then has he ever acted THIS
sweet towards him: she narrowed her eyes in suspicion.
" Now Kakay, I want you to turn the knob on the oven up to 450'F and get out a large pan while I take the fish
outside and cut it up into reasonably-cookable pieces. If we try to cook it while its in this form it'll take all day. "
Vegeta instructed.
Goku nodded politely and did so.
" Wow, I haven't seen Toussan use the oven before since he tried to make those brownies and they came out all hard
and blocky. " Goten tilted his head.
" And you're not going to see Toussan use the oven again for a long time. " Chi-Chi said as she nervously ushered
Goten out of the room, " Now stay here in the living room where its safe. I'm going to go make sure Goku-sa only turned the
oven up to 450, not 4500, alright? "
" Oh-kay Kaasan! " Goten smiled.
Chi-Chi ducked back into the kitchen, then walked up to Goku and inspected the oven, " Right tempeture, nothing out
of place, hmm, wow, you've got it. " she said, surprised.
" Hee- " Goku grinned, " Hey Chi-chan? Did you know Bulma re-scheduled Veggietine's Day? "
" Did she? " Chi-Chi paled, uneasy at whatever was coming.
" Uh-huh! It's gonna be the 14th of this VERY MONTH! " Goku gushed, clasping his hands together, " Me 'n Veggie are
gonna do something really special together to celebrate! Just the two of us! "
" ... " several frightening R-rated images floated through Chi-Chi's imagination. Her bottom left eyelid twitched,
" P..PLATONIC things, hai Goku-san? " she checked.
" Haha, yeah Chi-chan of course! I wouldn't do naughty things to my Veggie. Veggie wouldn't like that. " Goku shook
his head no.
" Yeah...:I wouldn't either: "
" I'm baaaack! " Vegeta said in a cheerful sing-song voice as he re-entered the house with a huge plateful of chopped
up fish chunks, " Kakarrotto do you have the frying pan? "
Goku held out a gigantic pan, " Yup! "
" Wonderful! Now hold still while I dump the pieces of fish onto it. " Vegeta said, then did so.
" Now what Veggie? "
" Now we add some delicious spices for flavor and place it over the oven to cook! " he replied. Vegeta opened several
bottles he'd hand-picked to go with this particular type of fish and sprinkled them in the exact amounts over the dish,
" Place the pan down, Kakarrotto. "
Goku smiled at him and did so.
Vegeta walked over to the microwave and hit 10 minutes on the timer, then pressed start, " And now we wait. In 10
minutes we'll have a delicious fish-flavored feast! "
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered.
:Not a single explosion: Chi-Chi thought in shock, " Must be a fluke. " she brushed it off.
" Oh, its' no "fluke", Onna. " Vegeta snickered, " Ever since our understanding, Kakarrotto and I have been perfectly
insync with one another. "
" Marvelous. " she said sarcastically.
" Isn't it just! " the ouji grinned, " Oh by the way Onna you can call the kaka-spawn back into the room, nothing's
going to explode and cause him any serious injury. "
" Hn... " Chi-Chi snorted, then sighed, " You can come back in, Goten. " she called to the chibi, who happily came
back into the kitchen holding a fork and knife; grinning.
Goten sniffed the air, " Mmmmm, FISH! "
" Not just fish, fish pre-pared by Veggie and me! " Goku said with pride.
" Really? " the chibi said with surprise, then paused, " It's, not like the brownies, is it Toussan? "
" It's DEFINATELY not like the brownies, kaka-spawned chibi. " Vegeta patted Goku on the shoulder, " Kakarrotto's
quite the cook's assistant. Infact I can't wait to see how this will plot out when I'm making regular meals for the rest of
my own family. With Kakarrotto helping I'd be done in half the time! "
" I will aid you to best of my a-bilties, Veggie! " Goku saluted him.
" Heh-heh-heh.. " Vegeta chuckled, content, " I'm sure you will, Kakay. "
" And what's with you calling him those little pet-names again? " Chi-Chi said suddenly.
" Hm? "
" You stopped all that "Kakay, Kaka-chan, Kaka-muffin" stuff a while ago...I think back around when Turles showed
up... " she trailed off, then let out a frighted gasp, " OH GOD! YOU'VE GOTTEN YOUR EGO BACK! "
" BWAHAHAHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed evilly, " Something like that. "
" But...but... " Chi-Chi sputtered, then quickly grabbed the phone off the kitchen wall.
" You're not seriously going to call that kaka-esque nut and have him ruin me and Kakay's breakfast, are you? " the
ouji narrowed his eyes.
" Please let Veggie eat his yummy breakfast in peace, Chi-chan. " Goku pleaded, his eyes wide and watery.
Chi-Chi sighed, defeated and hung up the phone, " Fine. " she sat back down in her seat, " I'll let the Ouji eat
without any forced paranoia. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " THANK YOU, Chi-chan. "
She let out a snort and glared over at Vegeta, " Just to let you know, you're not winning. I'm only not calling
Turles because of you saving my life back there. "
" I hear ya Onna. " Vegeta smiled wryly.
" ... "
" ... "
" So, what exactly ARE you planning on doing with Goku-san for "Veggietine's Day" this year? "
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" YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM TO BEJITO-SEI? " Bulma gawked as Vegeta and Goku stood before her in her lab.
The Veggie-ghosts were carrying beakers over from one table to the other while whistling to themselves.
" What's wrong with that? " the ouji blinked.
" Well, first of all, the Capsule 3's totalled.. "
" ..we know that, Kakarrotto and I were wondering if you could get some of your workers to fix it for us. "
" And then there's the way you've been acting with each other lately.. "
" ..no more platonic than usual. "
" ... " Bulma raised an eyebrow at the smiling ouji, then let out a groan, " Man, it's so hard to say no to you when
you're in such a good mood. "
" Heh-heh. " Vegeta chuckled.
" Does that mean you'll help my Veggie 'n me, Bulma? " Goku gushed.
" Yeah, I'll get some people to work on it. " she rubbed the back of her head.
" ▫Beep▫beep▫Beep▫beep▫ " a nearby monitor beeped.
" Huh? Incoming message. " Bulma walked up to it, then pressed the green-lited button on the monitor, " Hello? You've
reached Capsule Corp; Bulma Briefs speaking how may I help you? " she said in her professional voice.
" Bulma how wonderful to hear your voice again. " a very familiar voice said happily; infact the same voice she'd
just talked to a few seconds ago.
" GASP! " Goku gasped, " Possible-future Veggie! "
" Hello Kakarrotto, how are you. " Possible-future Vegeta smirked, then turned to Bulma, " You tried to contact us a
little while ago, Bulma? I'm so sorry, you see Kakay and I were in the middle of upgrading a portion of the ship and we had
to take the communications systems offline for a little while. "
" Oh, it's alright Vegeta. " Bulma brushed it off.
" You contacted THEM to help find me TOO? " the present Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Well, yeah. " she grinned cheesily, " We contacted just about everybody looking for you you know. " Bulma got a
concerned expression on her face.
" So, how's things going? " Future-Vegeta asked curiously.
" Oh good. Good and platonic I'll have you know. " the ouji boasted, then glanced over at Goku and Bulma, " At this
point I'm shooting for his future without the non-platonicness. "
" Changed your mind? " Future-Vegeta grinned, amused.
" Turles. " Vegeta spat the name sickeningly.
" Oh. Yes. HIM. " Future-Vegeta shuddered.
" ... " the current ouji's eyes went wide, " Wait, YOU know about Turles! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME AHEAD OF TIME SO I
COULD'VE PREVENTED HIM FROM DOING..WHAT HE'S CURRENTLY DOING! "
" Don't worry, he'll get his due. " Future-Vegeta snickered, " You see a while ago I had him banished back to his
homevillage. Haven't seen him since. "
" REALLY? " Vegeta gasped, intergued.
" Really? Isn't that a little harsh? " Goku sweatdropped.
" Hey, I have to protect my semedom you know. And with Onna...no longer in the land of the living, Turles is the
only one left wanting to force me into becoming uke to Kakarrotto. " he explained.
" But, isn't Turles's village the one your Toussan used to send prisoners to until he found out the peasants were
turning them into type-3 saiyajin as well? " Veggie-ghost 2 floated by.
" Yup! " the future-ouji rubbed his hands together.
" Oi! V-sama who are you talking to? " Possible-future Goku walked on-camera holding a chocolate ice-cream cone.
Goku's face flushed with embarassment when he saw the oujo uniform. He looked away and started to twiddle his thumbs.
" Bulma and ourselves. " Future-Vegeta warmly replied.
" OH! Bulma, past V-sama and past me, hello! " Future-Goku waved excitedly to them.
" Hello. " Goku mumbled, avoiding eye-contact.
Future-Goku took a nice long lick of his ice-cream-cone while staring at Vegeta, " ▫Prrrrrrrrrrr...▫ "
Vegeta's face went red, " Ah...that's uh, nice, possible-future-Kakarrotto. "
" ▫POW▫! " the entire ship suddenly rattled. Red lights went off on the ceiling.
" AHH! V-sama what was that? " Future-Goku cried out in panic.
" We've been hit! " Future-Vegeta ran across the room and hit a button that turned all the ship's outside monitors,
" It came from the side. I'm placing a quarantine over that entire area. "
" Who would hit us? " Future-Goku gasped.
" I don't know, but whoever it was obviously isn't intent on killing us. They hit one of our strongest areas.
Probably just wanted to rattle us. " Future-Vegeta narrowed his eyes.
" Congradulations Vegeta-san! You win the prize! "
The future-ouji's face went white to see a grinning Turles on his monitor, " YOU! "
" Eeep! " Future-Goku nearly dropped his ice-cream cone in fright.
Future-Vegeta regained his calm, " You've escaped. " he said mock-wisely.
" Actually Vegeta-san it's never really considered banishment if you simply send someone back home; more like
"house-arrest" really. But I digress. " Future-Turles brushed it off, " Upon being dropped off back home I explained my
situation to my fellow villagers who've collectively agreed on your intense denial of your natural ukedom and your paranoia
of being semed by Kakarrotto. So they've decided to help me on my quest to correct your roles. " the screen switched to a
far away view. Turles's newest ship was followed by at least 6 dozen other ships as well; all stuffed full of type-3 saiyajin
peasants. The dark blue ships all had large logos reading "LEVEL 3" in big red letters with a semeish-looking type-3
saiyajin head above the font and a Vegeta head below encircled by a large, thick red circle.
Present-Vegeta stood there in shock, " He has his own ARMY! "
Present-Turles popped up from behind him, delighted, " I have my own army? "
Future-Vegeta grabbed two nearby joysticks, " OH YEAH! WELL IF ITS A FIGHT YOU WANT.. "
" ..I don't want a fight. "
" ...huh? " the future-ouji blinked.
" I just want to have a little chat, with Kakarrotto. " Future-Turles grinned wickedly, " Infact, all of us do. "
The rest of the type-3 saiyajin nodded contently in agreement.
" Me? " Future-Goku blinked, confused.
Future-Vegeta struck his arm out between Future-Goku and the monitor, " You won't lay a single manipulative word on
him! "
" Oh V-sama... " Future-Goku sniffled with hope, " You're so wonderful! "
" Heh, why thank you, my dear Oujo. Now, would you like to aid me in battle? " the future-ouji offered.
" Oh YES V-sama! I'd luv to help you beat him! "
Future-Vegeta smirked, " Then let's get to it. " he sat down, then paused and turned to Bulma, " I'm going to have
to cut you short for now Bulma. I can't have any distractions while in battle, you know. I promise I'll contact you as soon
as I've defeated this minor intrusion. "
" Heeheehee, intrusion. " Future-Goku giggled, then hopped into the seat beside the smaller saiyajin and took his own
set of controls.
" READY KAKARROTTO? "
" READY V-SAMA! "
The sound of the engine reving up could be heard just as the screen went black.
" ... " the group stared blankly at the now-blank screen.
" I really, really want that future. " Vegeta murmured, " Only without the non-platonic-kakaness and Turles having a
large group of followers with super-powered spaceships. "
" Wow, my village is actually behind me on the whole "Vegeta-san is an uke" opinion? " Turles said, impressed,
" Very interesting... "
" I'll let you know right now that whenever I wish the rest of our species back to life I'm not banishing you back
to your village. " Vegeta said bluntly.
" Uh-huh. " the evil type-3 saiyajin only smirked.
" I wanted to see the battle. " Goku sulked.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Don't worry Son-kun, I'm sure your side'll win. " she patted him on the back.
" And if not, future-Vegeta-san can learn about all the wonders of ukefication and the many benefits he'll gain from
becoming your future-self's uke! " Turles grinned wickedly.
" That's NOT going to happen. " Vegeta snorted, then folded his arms, " Aside from crowning Kakarrotto his oujo;
possible-future-me is teeming with supersized piles of semeness. He'd never surrender it! Not even to a village full of
kaka-like saiyajins who believe otherwise! "
" But you would? " Turles tilted his head, intregued.
" GAH! " Vegeta was taken aback, " NO I WOULDN'T EITHER! " he snapped up at him.
" It's just, the way you implied it it almost sounded like your future-self is much farther along the road to
Permanent Semedom than you are. Meaning present Vegeta-san hasn't made up his mind completely yet? "
" I HAVE SO! "
" It can be changed. "
" NO IT CAN'T! "
" Actually, that future only has a 50 percent chance of happening. " Bulma spoke up.
" DON'T TELL HIM THAT! " Vegeta shrieked.
" What's the other 50 percent then? Kakarrotto gaining control and living in a cozy little house ontop of Mt Paozu
with Vegeta-san as his gi-wearing little uke? " Turles guessed.
Vegeta shuddered at the thought.
Bulma sweatdropped, " We don't KNOW what happens 108 years into the 2nd version of the alternate future. "
" Wow, that was over a century into the future we saw just now? " Turles said, impressed, " I looked good for over
100. "
" Yah...well, all we know is that the major split happens sometime within the next 50 years. " she started out,
" In the future you just saw, the Kaka-war continues until Chi-Chi's death and then some. In the 2nd version..which Vejitto
and Gogeta discovered almost a year ago today..Vegeta and Chi-Chi come to some sort of peace agreement and the Kaka-war ends
sometime later in Chi-Chi's life. "
" So if Vegeta-san and Chi-Chi agree that Kakarrotto needs to be let free of those inane "Rules", he will become
seme to Vegeta-san in the future once Chi-Chi passes away? " Turles smiled, amused.
" No! I mean, we don't know. " Bulma sputtered.
" Of course...it makes perfect sense if you think it out. If this "Kaka-war" continues until Chi-Chi dies, Kakarrotto
will most likely feel a terrible confusion at his suddenly regained freedom. Frightened and with no one to turn to over what
he should do with this situation, he most likely turns to Vegeta-san who, with his own fear of Kakarrotto's natural..yet
surpressed due to Chi-Chi..semeness, gladly takes Kakarrotto under his wing and fills the leadership void Kakarrotto never
even had until Chi-Chi to begin with. "
" He's making logical SENSE! Kakarrotto cover your ears! " Vegeta cried out in shock.
Goku promptly did so.
" However, if the Kaka-war comes to a peaceful end with an understanding between the two parties, "The Rules" will
most likely be lifted and Kakarrotto will slowly be weaned off them, allowing his semeness to finally resurface and with it
Vegeta-san's fate as his uke. " Turles rubbed his hands together deviously.
Vegeta's hands now covered Goku's hands which were covering Goku's ears, " Did you hear any of that? " Vegeta
squeaked out.
" WHAT? " Goku asked, confused.
" Good. "
" ...? " the larger saiyajin blinked.
" I'll be taking my leave now. " the evil type-3 saiyajin snickered, heading up the stairs.
" Yes, please leave. " Vegeta motioned him off with his tail.
Turles finished climbing the stairs and closed the door behind him.
" ▫WHEW▫! " the ouji sighed in relief and let go.
Goku took his hands off his ears, " Veggie what was that a-bout? "
" Nothing. Nothing happened. Everything's fine. " Vegeta said tiredly, then turned to Bulma, " So? Think we could
get the ship fixed and running in 5 days? "
Bulma watched them uneasily, " Umm, sure. "
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" Now let's see, the mountain we're looking for is on the polar opposite of Mount Frying Pan and its obviously
enormous and active. " Bejitto said as he looked down at the map in his hands.
" Umm, Bejito can I see the map? " Bardock asked, :I could've sworn this is the 3rd time we've passed Needle
Mountain:
Bejito stopped and turned to face them with a mock-wise expression on his face and the map rolled up and behind his
back, " Do you doubt your King, Bardock? "
Bardock sweatdropped, " No, I'm just saying that maybe we'd get there faster if you at least let the rest of us look
at the map. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Here. " Ruby plucked the map from out of Bejito's hands.
" HEY! " the ou exclaimed.
Ruby unrolled the map and held one side while Nappa held the other.
" Now let's see... " Bardock looked over at the map, " Here's Needle Mountain, and back there is around where the
temporary castle is... "
" I don't see any super-huge mountain anywhere, Bejito. " Celipa pointed out.
" Of course its there! " Bejito pushed his way between them, " It's just...not on the map because the hfil security
obviously wants to keep the mountain's location a secret so that people like Freeza and Paragus don't find it. What we
SHOULD be looking for is a part of the map that doesn't make sense or seems out of place. THAT'S where I'm trying to lead us
because THAT'S the most likely spot for them to keep such a mountain. " the ou explained.
" Wow...you really thought this out didn't you! " Ruby said, impressed.
Bejito sweatdropped.
" Yeah, I mean, usually he just rushes into things without a second thought and ends up landing us all in serious
physical danger. " Cally added, surprised.
An even larger sweatdrop appeared on the side of Bejito's head.
" Not to mention indirectly getting some of us killed. " Bardock spoke up.
" That's enough already... " the ou twitched in Veggie-like frustration. He reclaimed the map and pointed forward,
" Let's continue on, shall we? "
The others sweatdropped, then shrugged and followed.
" Fine but you at least should let us see the map so we know where you're taking us. " Ruby said.
" Awwwwww... "
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" -Player 2 Wins!- "
" YES! "
" Wow, you're getting really good at this, Uncle Ditsu! " Vejitto gasped as they sat on the floor of the fusions'
room with either controller in hand.
" ▫Knock▫Knock▫Knock▫ "
" Hello? " Gogeta opened the door to see Vegeta standing there, " TOUSSAN! " he grinned.
" Hey Toussan wanna come play videogames with us? Uncle Ditsu has the winning score! " Vejitto pointed to him.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Ah, I'm not sure I wanna play against Vegeta he gets a little...umm...competitive sometimes."
" I'll probably come back to play later, but what I have to tell you now is serious and important business. " he
closed the door behind him.
" Oh boy. " Raditsu groaned.
The ouji looked around uneasily to make sure there were no hidden planted cameras or mics that none of them knew
about, " Alright. I'm going to take Kakarrotto to Bejito-sei with me for "Veggietine's Day". I want to keep it so that
neither Onna nor Turles find out about this. "
" What about Bura? " Gogeta raised his hand.
" Bura's oh-kay. She's on my side of the seme-uke debate. " Vegeta responded, " Anyway, Bulma's bringing in some of
her specialists to fix the Capsule 3, hopefully it'll be ready to sometime around the 12th since it takes about two days to
get from here to Bejito-sei using that ship. "
" Or you could just take Turles's ship... " Raditsu trailed off.
" Yeah, but it's TURLES's ship. " Vegeta physically recoiled, " Who KNOWS what kind of strange and unusual artifacts
are hidden within the bowels of that thing! "
" ...bowels? " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Indeed. " the ouji looked around suspiciously, " Now, I'm going to go pack. I think if I do a little each day it'll
seem much less suspicious than if I were to pack all at once. "
" Goodluck Mommy! I hope you and Toussan have fun! " Vejitto shook his hands.
" I hope so as well. " Vegeta nodded, smirking as he left the room only to bump into someone even shorter than
himself.
Bura stared up at Vegeta with excited sparkily eyes, " YOU'RE TAKING KAKARROUJO T..-mmph! "
Vegeta panically covered her mouth with his hands, " SHHH! " he made a shhing sound, sweatdropping. He removed his
hand.
" OH! Sorry. " Bura laughed nervously.
" Come, I'll speak with you in my room. It's not safe to chat in this open area. "
Bura blinked, " Is, Onna wire-tapping you or something? "
" No wire-tap and not her, Turles. " Vegeta said curtly, heading down the hallway to his room. The two of them went
inside.
" Where's Kakarroujo? "
" Bathroom. I think something was bothering him. " the little ouji looked worried, then paused all of a sudden,
" Waitaminute, did you get taller? "
" Oh, that. Chuquita just realized she left a huge plothole open by forgetting to gradually age Goten, Trunks, and I
over the past 5 years she's been writing us...so now suddenly all 3 of us are 5 years older! " Bura chirped.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Oh. And that would make you... "
" No idea. She stinks at math. "
" ... " an even larger sweatdrop appeared on Vegeta's head.
" You know Toussan, you could go check on Kakarroujo while I get your clothes together for you. At least some of
them, I don't know if its spring or winter or what the seasons on Bejito-sei are like. "
" You mean my armor and boots and such. Sure Bura that would be nice of you. " Vegeta smiled. The demi-saiyajin
grinned.
Bura watched as Vegeta left the room, then opened the drawer containing his gloves and boots. She took out a pair of
Vegeta's newer gloves and put them on the edge of the bed, then picked up his suitcase and opened it.
A shadow suddenly appeared from behind her. Bura narrowed her eyes, recognizing the ki. She spun around and struck a
defensive position.
" Need any help packing for Vegeta-san? " Turles grinned evilly, also in a defensive position.
" No. Thank you. " she bluntly replied.
" ... "
" ... "
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" ▫SIGH▫... " Goku sighed stood in the the bathroom. The larger saiyajin was staring at himself in the mirror with
his mouth open while looking at one of his incisors.
" Kakarrotto? " Vegeta opened the door while keeping his head looking away. He paused, " You're, not using the
toilet, are you? "
" Huh? No Veggie. "
The ouji sighed in relief and turned to see what Goku was doing, " ...what ARE you doing? "
" Veggie have you ever felt your teeth ITCH before? " Goku asked, concerned.
" Itch? " the ouji cocked an eyebrow.
" Yeah, like, my incisors feel really itchy and... " the larger saiyajin suddenly froze, " OHMYGOD! OH VEGGIE WHAT IF
I HAVE A, A.. "
Vegeta flushed red, nervous, " Y..yes? "
" ..A CAVITY! "
" WAHHH! " Vegeta fell over.
" Oh Veggie I could not deal with a cavity! When you get them, Bulma says the dentists have to stick NEEDLES into
your MOUTH! " Goku panicked, " She had cavities twice you know. "
The ouji lept to his feet, laughing nervously, " Kakarrotto I'm sure your teeth are fine...and.. " he got a good
look at Goku's incisors, " ...pointy. " Vegeta squeaked out.
Goku closed his mouth and rubbed the sides of his cheeks, " They've been tingling lately...but I have been
brushing my teeth and using mouth-wash Veggie I have! "
" Well then you're fine. It was probably just something you ate. "
" Or something you have yet to take a nibble of! "
The two saiyajin turned to see Turles standing there infront of the shower.
" AAUGH? " Vegeta screamed, waving his arms about in frustration.
Goku sweatdropped at this.
" Hello there Kakarrotto! " Turles waved.
" GET OUT! " Vegeta grabbed Turles by the collar and started towards the entrance to the bathroom, " You've had MORE
than enough airtime this chapter! "
" You sure about that? " he grinned slyly.
" YES! " Vegeta promptly pushed him out the door and slammed it shut behind him. The ouji took a deep breath, " Yet
another reason, Kakarrotto, why we need to get out of here. " he groaned.
" Maybe if I eat a mint or something. "
" Hm? "
" My teeth Veggie. "
" Oh, yes, I suppose you could try that. " the ouji thought to himself outloud, " Why don't we go check out the
shape the ship is in, hm? You know, get our minds off of...teeth-related issues. "
Goku paled, " Ooh, Veggie does not know the kind of shape the ship is in, does he? "
" Come on Kakarrotto, " Vegeta chuckled, amused, " It can't be THAT bad... "
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" SWEET CHOCOLATE ON A STICK? " Vegeta gawked at the heaping mass of metal infront of them on the floor of one of
the upper labs.
" I tried to warn Veggie. " Goku laughed nervously as they stared along with Bulma and Mirai, at the remains of the
Capsule 3.
" Yeah, it's pretty bad alright. " Mirai said, lightly poking part of it.
" How are we EVER going to get it fixed in 5 days! It's IMPOSSIBLE! " the ouji sulked.
" Vegeta the crew coming to fix it will be here in just a few hours, don't worry. " Bulma said, patting him on the
shoulders.
" FIX? LOOK AT IT BULMA! LOOK AT THE DOOR! " Vegeta swung it open only to have the door crumble into pieces,
leaving only the knob in his hand.
" ... " the others stared at him blankly.
" ...SEE! It's HOPELESS! "
" You could always borrow Turles ship.. " Mirai started out.
" ..NOTHING is ever hopeless my son! This ship SHALL fly again! "
The demi-saiyajin sweatdropped.
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" WOW... " Celipa gasped in awe as she and the other saiyajin stared at the sight before her, " You think that's it?"
The humongous mountain extended all the way up past hfil and into otherworld.
" That's it. " Bardock mumbled in disbelief.
" BWAHAHAHAHA! NOW do you believe your ruler? " Bejito laughed as they stood before the huge mountain. Bejito pointed
to it, " This is the first step to us reviving our species and kingdom! "
" May I help you? " an elderly voice said from below them.
Bejito looked down to see Son Gohan Sr standing infront of the large door, " Oh, why yes you can my elderly fellow.
You see, my friends and I would like to enter this mountain and proceed to the living world where we can collect the
dragonballs and wish the rest of our species back to life and live peacefully upon our newly restored homeplanet of
Bejito-sei. "
Gohan Sr sighed, " I'm afraid you can't do that.. "
" ..WHAAAT? "
" ..for at least another week. " the old man finished, " You see this mountain only opens up to allow those passed on
to pass through only once a month. If you come back next week.. "
" ..no way! It took us forever to find this place! We'll just have to campout here! " Bejito said stubbornly.
" Bejito won't it look suspicious if we're seen staying here instead of at our house? " Ruby sweatdropped.
" Yeah, I mean, what if Freeza sees us camping out and plots something. " Nappa added.
" Hn...good point. " the ou folded his arms, " Very well then. " he turned back to Gohan Sr, " We shall return to
this spot next week, Mr... "
" Son. Son Gohan. " he smiled.
" GOHAN! " Nappa gawked, " You mean just like Kakarrotto's oldest kid? "
" Of course, afterall he was named after me. " the old man smiled.
" So, you're the one who raised Kakarrotto when he landed on Earth? " Bardock said in surprise.
" Mmm-hmm. " Gohan Sr. nodded.
" Well thank you so very much for taking care of our son for us Mr..umm, Son. " Celipa said cheerfully, shaking his
hands.
" Oh don't mention it. He's a good kid. " Gohan said. He let one arm hang at his side while he rubbed his forehead,
" I worry about him sometimes though..you see Baba lets me check on him from time to time..he seems to be so frustrated with
himself lately. It's not like him. "
" How could you be frustrated when you have magical type-3 saiyajin peasant powers? " Bejito blinked, confused.
Bardock sweatdropped, " It's surprisingly easy. "
" It was nice meeting you all. I'll be sure to contact Anine and have her come in next week to open the mountain's
portal for you. "
" Portal? " Cally said, surprised.
" Mmm-hmm. If it was just a regular door it would be a lot more dangerous to guard you know. " Gohan Sr. nodded in
thought.
" Yeah I guess it wouldn't be very smart. " she sweatdropped, " Just about anyone could break though if that were
the case. "
" True, true. "
" So, how exactly are we going to find our way back here intime for your friend? " Bejito cocked an eyebrow.
" Oh, I'll come get you, don't worry. " the old man responded, " I'm sure Goku will be happy to see his parents
again. " he nodded to Bardock and Celipa.
" Aw, thanks. " Bardock said. He turned to the others, " I guess we should get going then. "
" Hai, I still can't believe it took 4 hours to get here. " Ruby sighed tiredly.
" Yeah, well, if we hurry we can get back before nightfall. " Bejito said, hurrying ahead, " I don't like being
outside in hfil at night. It gets creepy out here. "
" I agree. My home is in otherworld and yet I find hfil at night to an infinately more dangerous place than during
the day. " Gohan Sr. agreed as he watched the saiyajin walk off. He looked up at the blood red sky, " Infact it's almost
getting towards evening. They should hurry. "
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" AAAAAAAAAAAAH! " Future-Goku cried out as he gripped his joysticks tighter while the ship continued to quake,
" V-sama I'm scared! "
Future-Vegeta hit several buttons on the control panel, " His own army I can't believe this. " he muttered in angry
frustration, " If it were just Turles sure we could take him down...but 72 SHIPS! I didn't even design this thing to be
battle-ready. It's like fighting a bunch of military battleships with an exotic ocean cruise-liner! "
" What are we going to do? " Future-Goku asked, frightened.
" As much as I hate doing it we're going to have to retreat, or at least get close enough to Bejito-sei to contact
my parents and have them send out some reinforcements for us. We're outnumbered and outgunned far too heavily for my liking,
Kakarrotto. "
" Maybe we could reason with them..? "
" You can't reason with TURLES, Kakarrotto! He's evil! Evil doesn't reason! Trust me, I know! I was evil! " the ouji
exclaimed.
" Then, in that case, " Future-Goku turned back to his controls, " I am going to help you get us out of here as best
I can, V-sama! " he said determindly.
Future-Vegeta smiled at him, taking his own controls, " That's my Oujo. "
The larger saiyajin flushed shyly.
" ALRIGHT! Reverse thrusters and set course for "HOME". he announced as he input that data into the computer. The
ship backed up and turned around, then blasted off through they dimly-lit sky with dozens of ships on its tail.
" They're gaining! " Future-Goku started to nervously sweat.
" Not for long. " Vegeta pressed a nearby button. Seatbelts came out from behind the two saiyajin and strapped them
in tightly. A second later the engine let out the mechanical counterpart to a battle cry and the ship blasted off at a
super-speed, leaving Turles and his army of ships in the dust.
" We're safe. " future-Goku sat back in his seat, relief washing over him. He sighed and leaned sideways against
Vegeta's arm in mental exhaustion.
" There there, Kakay. Everything's going to be alright. " the ouji reassured him, then saw something in his rearview
mirror; Turles's ship heading for them at hyperspeed. The middle of the ship opened up like a huge mouth as it leaned forward
to swallow the ouji's ship whole like some twisted version of Pac-Man. Vegeta gasped, " Oh...crap. "
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" Waaaaaaaaaaaah- " Bura twitched, just now regaining consiousness. The demi-saiyajin sat up and rubbed the back of
her head, " Ohh, what happene..GASP! TURLES! " she looked to her left to see the drawers of Vegeta's clothing cabinet
missing, " TOUSSAN'S CLOTHES! " Bura spun her head to the other side, something else was missing as well, " THE SUITCASE! "
she narrowed her eyes, " How dare he... "
" Hey Toussan..? " Mirai stuck his head in the doorway.
" MIRAI! " Bura said suddenly.
" Uh... " the demi-saiyajin was stuck between confusion at seeing Bura and stupor from the cabinet's sudden lack of
drawers.
" Turles stole Toussan's clothes Mirai! Where is he? " she demanded.
" Umm, I don't know. Infact I'm glad I don't know, he's been a lot more active around here lately since we rescued
Toussan. " Mirai looked around uneasily, " I just wanted to ask Toussan a question about the gravity room. You see I've been
thinking of training in there lately with out windy it's been outside the past couple days. The wind throws my timing off. "
" Ah, well, I'm sure Toussan'll be back soon. He was just going to check on poor Kakarroujo who's so very distraught
over something. " Bura said, concerned, " I hope Kakarroujo's alright.. "
" I'm sure he's fine. Son-san can handle a lot. " Mirai replied, " You know, the possible-future versions of Toussan
and Son-san contacted Kaasan a while ago. "
Bura gasped, excited, " They DID? Oh I luv the possible-future! Where are they can I go talk to them? "
" Actually they're kind of busy right now... " Mirai trailed off, recalling what happened and deciding on not
informing Bura about possible-future-Turles and his possible-future-army, " But they said they'd call back. "
" GREAT! I'm going to find Toussan, tell me if they call! " she said brightly, heading past him and out of the room.
Mirai sighed, then glanced over at the cabinet, " I can understand the clothes...but did he have to take the drawers
they were in too? "
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" A toothache, huh? " Chi-Chi said as she leaned over Goku staring into his open mouth with a flashlight. The large
saiyajin had come home to brush his teeth and Chi-Chi had walked in on him.
" It's not so much of an ache as it is an itch. " Goku said, his voice kind of muffled with his mouth wide open.
" Well, I don't see anything out of the usual. " Chi-Chi tilted the flashlight around the inside of his mouth.
" Chi-chan its not back there. It's the pointy ones. " he sweatdropped.
" "The pointy"..your incisors? " Chi-Chi turned the flashlight to face them.
" Kaasan Toussan whatcha doing? " Goten asked, confused.
Goku and Chi-Chi glanced over at the chibi.
" Oh your Toussan's teeth are bothering him, that's all. " Chi-Chi smiled, " He probably just needs to watch himself
when he eats harder foods. " she shut the flashlight off and hovered back down onto the ground, " You know Goku-san if it's
really bothering you that much I could make an appointment for you at the.. "
" ..NO! NODENTISTNONEEDLESNONONO! " Goku panicked, waving his hands rapidly in the air.
" Oh-kay, no appointment at the dentist's. " she sweatdropped.
Goten hopped up onto the sink and grinned to look at his own teeth.
" It could be an allergy. Have you eaten anything out of the ordinary over at the Ouji's house lately? "
" Hmm... " Goku folded his arms in thought, " Not that I know of... "
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" No, no, no, have it, used it twice nothing happened to him, no, no, no, no, no, " Chi-Chi said to herself as they
stood in Bulma's kitchen, or rather, Goku sat at the kitchen table rubbing one of his cheeks while Chi-Chi went through the
various cabinets and drawers looking for any foods that Goku didn't eat on a regular basis.
" Chi-Chi's going to cook something here? " Raditsu asked, sitting down next to Goku.
" Hm? Oh hi niichan! " Goku chirped, " No, Chi-chan's looking for whatever I ate that I'm a-llergic to. "
" Allergic? "
" Yeah, ever since I started sharing beds with Veggie and doing so many more things with Veggie than I used to before
we rescued him, my incisor teeth have been itching. " Goku said sadly, " And its not like I don't brush and floss and use
mouthwash on my teeth everyday! "
" Itching huh? " Raditsu sweatdropped, :Most of the time when a saiyajin's teeth start itching it means...:
" Ehhhh... " he twitched, turning a pale green.
" You know something that could help us Raditsu? " Chi-Chi asked.
" Not really. " he lamented, folding his arms on the table and leaning the side of his head against them sleepily,
:Crazy racing video-game wore me out: Raditsu closed his eyes.
" Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmmhmmhmm! " Vejitto hummed happily as he and Gogeta dashed past the group, each of
them carrying a box full of tools above their heads.
" Where are you going? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" To help Bulma fix one of her inventions! " Gogeta chirped, for the most part telling the truth. They were actually
going to help her and the workers on the destroyed Capsule 3.
" Be careful Ji-chan and Goggie. It's dangerous down there. " Goku carefully pointed out.
" Don't worry Toussan! " Vejitto grinned.
" We will be! " Gogeta added, also grinning.
The two fusions reached the stairs that to the upper labs and Vejitto headed up, followed by Gogeta.
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" Oh-kay, now here's the basic layout of the Capsule 3. " Bulma instructed as she stood before the large
group of people, " We have layouts of all of the rooms and instructions on how to construct the basic parts. " she paused
when she suddenly noticed Vejitto and Gogeta, " What are you two doing here? " Bulma sweatdropped.
" We're helping Toussan, Bulma! " Vejitto pumped his fist in the air.
" YEAH! "
" Well, umm, oh-kay. Good. That's very nice of you. " she said, " Do either of you know anything about fixing
machinery? "
" ... "
" ... "
The fusions were silent.
Gogeta raised his hand, " We're really fast learners! "
" Oh. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" I too, am helping in the effort to get Toussan the "Veggietine's Day" he and Kakarroujo deserve! " Bura cheerfully
pumped her fist in the air.
Vejitto and Gogeta looked over at her.
" Well, since I obviously failed at the help-Toussan-pack-his-clothes part of this mission I might as well help out
somewhere else. " she nodded confidently.
" Welcome a-board, Bura! " Gogeta shook her hand.
" Thank you! "
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And so, the days passed.
" Ah, what a beautiful day! " Vegeta stretched as he walked down the hallway on the upper level. The ouji knocked on
the door to the lab.
" Yes? " Bulma poked her head out of the doorway, wearing goggles.
" I was wondering if I could perhaps come inside and see how the ship's coming along. " Vegeta said cooly.
Bulma sweatdropped, then looked over her shoulder, " Sure Vegeta, just be careful. "
The ouji walked past her and stepped inside only to let out a shocked gasp. There were at least 100 people working on
the Capsule 3, the ship itself already halfway rebuilt, " Ah...a... "
" Who says I ignore you? " Bulma grinned patting him on the shoulder.
" Toussan! " Gogeta happily called out, waving to him from where and Vejitto were putting the landing deck in place.
The ouji squinted, then flew over to the fusions.
" Hi Toussan! " Bura shouted as she stepped down off a ladder; the demi-saiyajin was helping repaint the huge letters
C a p s u l e 3 in dark blue paint across the white part of the ship, and thus held a paintbrush in her hand, " How's it
look? "
" It looks, really good. " Vegeta said, impressed at the progress the ship had made in only a few short days. He
paused, " Where did you two get those shirts? "
Gogeta and Bura each wore black t-shirts reading "Vegeta is a Seme" on them. Gogeta's shirt read it in bright yellow
lettering and Bura's in aqua. Vejitto sweatdropped at the two of them, just wearing his usual gi.
" And can I get one for Kakarrotto? "
" Way ahead of you! "
Vegeta turned around to see a girl holding out an orange-lettered "Veggie's a Seme" black t-shirt Goku's size,
" Why thank you! " the ouji said, delighted, " And you would be..? " he asked.
" Vegeta-holic. I requested a cameo here back in November. " she said happily, " And now that I'm here I'm helping
fix your ship! I'm with the team working on your gravity machine inside. I also support your semedom! "
The ouji puffed his chest out with pride and put his hands on her shoulders, " Glad to have you aboard for the cameo
then! " he grinned, then let go. He turned to his left, " Hey Bulma? Can I help our guest out with the gravity room? "
" You'll need thicker gloves! " Bulma called back, then took a pair out of a box and tossed them to him.
Vegeta put the shirt under his arm while changing his gloves for the thicker ones, :I can barely move my fingers in
these..: he sweatdropped. The ouji pulled Goku's shirt over his head for the time being.
Bura laughed nervously, " I'm not even used to wearing regular gloves so I didn't even try the gravity room. "
" They stretch out more as you move your hands around. " Vegeta-holic held her own hands up.
" Ah. " the ouji replied, " I suppose. "
" You don't want to get electrocuted, Mommy. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
Vegeta paled, " Oh...yeah. "
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" Ohhhhhh boy. " Future-Vegeta sweatdropped as he and Goku sat back to back, each on their control-room chairs,
tied together with ki rings. Type-3 saiyajin guarded the room and nearly every entrance and exit within the ship.
" So many me's... " Goku murmured as he shifted around in his seat. All the type-3 saiyajin of this village were now
wearing saiyajin armor instead of their usual pelt-like village garb.
The door to the control room opened and in stepped Turles. In ssj2.
Vegeta's face went stark white.
" Vegeta-san. " he nodded to him, " Kakarrotto. "
" Turles why are you doing this V-sama and I were just minding our own business! " Future-Goku cried out.
" Well I didn't want to take your ship hostage, or tie you up; that is merely a result of Vegeta-san simply being too
stubborn to allow my fellow villagers and I to have a nice type-3 saiyajins to type-3 saiyajin chat with you, Kakarrotto. "
Turles explained, " Infact, once we've finished talking to you, Kakarrotto, we plan to let you, Vegeta-san, and all of your
ship go free. I promise not a single thing will be missing from it; well, except maybe your ill-placed ukedom. "
" Kakarrotto is HAPPY in his position, thanks. " Future-Vegeta spat.
" Yeah! I like being Veggiesoujo! " Future-Goku added.
" That's my favorite peasant. " the ouji grinned. Future-Goku wagged his tail.
" Ah, but Kakarrotto, you've been uked for so very long; both by Vegeta-san and your departed wife Chi-Chi. Wouldn't
you like to see what semehood has to offer? " Future-Turles smirked.
" No be-cause if I were a seme then V-sama'd be uke and V-sama is afraid of all things having to do him in uke-like
sit-uations. Hmmph! " Future-Goku nodded.
" Go Kakarrotto-chan! " Future-Vegeta would've pumped his fist in the in victory had it not been tied to his side,
" Heh, take that Turles! Kakarrotto enjoys his uke-like position and has no reason to think otherwise. "
Future-Turles snickered easily, then snapped his fingers and two of the other type-3 saiyajin untied only Future-Goku
, " Perhaps a little videoclip animated by some of my fellow villagers can change Kakarrotto's mind, hm? "
" HAH! Not a snowball's chance in hfil! " Future-Vegeta laughed, " Isn't that right Kakay? "
" I will close my eyes shut tightly and block out all sound a-round me, V-sama! " Future-Goku smiled warmly at him.
" See? " Future-Vegeta grinned proudly at Future-Turles
Future-Turles folded his arms and smirked, " We'll see... "
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And thus, the 12th of April arrived...
" Heeheehee.. " Goku giggled to himself as he lay on his side of Vegeta's bed, staring with excitement at the
calender on the wall, " Today's the day! " he practically gushed, flipping over to face Vegeta, " Hey little Veggie? Guess
what to-day is? " he said in a sing-song voice.
Vegeta slowly opened his eyes, still heavy into his sleep, " Tuesday? "
" ... " Goku blinked. He glanced over at the calender and sweatdropped, " Ac-tually, yes. "
The ouji closed his eyes again.
Goku grinned, " It's also the day Veggie gets to take me to Bejito-sei! It's Liftoff Day! " he cheered.
Vegeta's eyes popped open, and he dizzily sat up in bed, " It IS! "
" Mmm-hmm- " Goku beamed.
The smaller saiyajin stumbled out of bed. All their luggage and food had been moved inside the Capsule 3 the night
before. The two of them had slept in the clothes they'd planned on wearing on liftoff. Vegeta in his saiyajin armor and Goku
in his armor as well as the nice t-shirt Veggie had given him about a week ago. They dashed out of the room and up two floors
to the upper lab that held the Capsule 3.
Vegeta burst into the room. The finished, re-completed Capsule 3 stood before them, " We made it! "
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, then paused, " But Veggie, shouldn't we at least tell the others we're a-bout to leave
before we actually do? "
" Nonsense. Bulma knows we're going today, and even so we could always contact her using the communications system on
the ship. In addition to that previous statement, if we were to make a big to-do about all this Onna and Turles might get
suspicous. AND going off in the wee hours of the morning like this makes it seem all that much more like an adventure. "
" Hahaha, on Veggie it feels so naughty to do it like this. " Goku laughed, heading for the front door.
" Kakarrotto, it's not "naughty". It's breaking free of Onna's oppression upon your delightful Kaka-self. " the ouji
happily exclaimed, bounding in ahead of Goku and making a proud stance, " On Bejito-sei it'll be just me and you! We'll get
to do anything we want! Not a single intrusive annoyance to interupt us or make us paranoid about anything we had planned on
doing on the trip. And the FOOD! " he grabbed Goku's wrists with an excited expression on his face, " Oh Kakarrotto wait'll
you taste the food on Bejito-sei! The fish alone is so delicious it puts your earth-fishes to shame! "
Goku smiled down at the little ouji, thrilled and doing mental somersaults at how happy the smaller saiyajin looked,
" Aww Veggie! " he reached over and glomped Vegeta, who's cheeks went red.
Vegeta held his pointer-finger up, " Kakarrotto? "
" Yes Veggie? " the larger saiyajin sighed contently.
" Could you hug me AFTER we've left Earth's orbit? I'd like to leave before you-know-who wakes up; what with your
simliar sleep-clocks. " he pointed out.
" OH! Right! " Goku let go and Vegeta closed the door behind them.
The ouji headed to computer and typed in the key that unlocked their set course to Bejito-sei. A signal was sent to
the machinery in the lab around them and a large hole opened up in the roof capable of allowing the Capsule 3 to pass out of
it. Vegeta tried to keep himself from letting out any super-huge excitable noise as he bounced over into his seat, :HOME!
I'm going HOME! And its not going to be in a thousand little pieces this time: " NANBA TE ZOHHH! "
Goku looked over at him, " Heeheehee. "
Vegeta paused, his fists pumped up into the air, " That wasn't a girlish uke squeal, it was a semeish howl of
victory. " he said bluntly.
" Whatever you say, Veggie... " Goku trailed off, grinning.
" THAT'S the spirit Kakarrotto! " the ouji beamed as he and Goku held on tightly to their seats while the Capsule 3
launched up into the air and out through the atmosphere.
" -Program Sequence Initiated: Planet Bejito-sei. Estimated time of arrival; April 14th, 6:47am.- " the computer
relayed to its crew.
Vegeta grinned.
12:32 AM 4/18/2005
END OF PART TWO!
Chuquita: YAY!
Goku: Heeheehee, interplanetary space-travel with my VEGGIE! (clasps hands together) Sounds like so much fun..
Vegeta: (to Chu) You really did forget to age the demi-saiyajins, didn't you?
Chuquita: (cheesy grin) Well I go so focused on the Kaka-war while the demi-saiyajins have always been only
semi-main-characters so...yah.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Hey it's not as bad as Pan. She was actually around a long while ago but dropped through a plothole completely...
...and I least I remembered that DA reviewer-request of Vegeta-holic's about the cameo from November!
Vegeta: (thinking) What is that, the 3rd reviewer who's gotten a cameo somewhere in one of the fics at some place in the
file?
Chuquita: (nods) Yup! Ouji Chan was in the End Corner of the 10th chapter of "Fic 100", and almost 3 years ago Nekoni had a
cameo in "Veggie-wear". (to audiance) No cameo requests though right now, oh-kay? I don't do them that often and I only
really break the 4th wall when I have to...or a gag having to do with it sounds too much fun to pass up.
Vegeta: Hn...you know it could be a good thing that Bura's now older, it means she'll be able to help me battle Turles more
efficiently.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) ...
Goku: I can't wait to get to Bejito-sei:D
Chuquita: Mmm-hmm. (nods) Most of the story takes place on Bejito-sei which is why I kinda rushed through some things in this
chapter. (points to many short scenes as opposed to a smaller amount of long scenes)
Vegeta: I blame the jumblement on the ridiculous length of "Fic 100".
Chuquita: (sweatdrops even more) ... (perks up) And now onto the Replies!
To Hakura0: Heh, ironically I still have more stuff related to "Fic 100" left over. The Piccolo oneshot which ends during the
middle of that fic, and the 4 scenes I forgot to include that I'll be writing and posting on DA soon. (sweatdrops). Bejito
figures that Bulma automatically has a spaceship somewhere. He hasn't really planned that far ahead. There are 2 wishes at
the moment, but the DB's are inactive. (Goku wished back Bejito-sei in December, so...) Sorry about your tests. I also have
some big ones coming up (Science on Wednesday and a big Sociology one in early May). Haha, jellybeans :D
Goku: (takes some) :)
Veggie: (eats a jellybean as well)
To tea: Thanks! They'll have all of Part 3 and most of Part 4 actually. Turles finds out in the next chapter. Hai, Raditsu's
in this chapter. Yup! Even though they were minor rules, it's progress for him.
To x The Chichi Slaughter House x: Thanks! Aw, its oh-kay (also had school today).
To Albino Black Sheep: Glad you like it! You'll find out in Part 3!
To ShiningMoon: Hai, it's a little of both; but I'm happy to get back to normal-sized chapters. :) Glad you liked the quote.
Lol! Mooing chair. :D I think I'm going to eventually wish the saiyajin back, but wait a few fics or so to do it. As for
the length of time the dragon balls are inactive, Dende can recharge them on his own if it was necessary (like he did for
Gohan and Videl's wedding) but it just takes a lot out of him. Veggie needed his confidence boosted back to normal. He's so
depressing when he's sad. You'll find out in Part 3! Aw, happy you liked the chapter! Bye!
To Vegeta-Holic: Don't worry, infact they'll reach their home by the next chapter. :)
To Callimogua: Yup, they have. Veggie's more comfortable being around Goku and not nearly as paranoid as before, and Goku
isn't as trapped by the Rules as he'd been. Hee, the comic sounds fun! Is it going to be on your DA page?
To SupersayiankingTommy: Glad you liked it. The saiyajins will be brought back in a future fic, just not this one because
they're unaware that the dragon balls are inactive since Goku used them this past December. I have lots of ideas for the
Super 17 parody. Yes Veggie gets to be the one to battle and defeat Freeza.
To Eot: Oh man, it REALLY tired me out. According to Word, Part 10 was 38 pages. Lots of stuff to come yet once Goku and
Veggie get to Bejito-sei. :) Actually, a reviewer 2 reviews up from you explained that it would be possible, but it would
only bring back all the saiyajins that died within a year of each other. (Meaning those blown up in Freeza's blast and any
who've died up to a year prior). Also, none of the saiyajin that died of natural causes could be brought back. I'm going to
have to look up more stuff on the differences between what Shenlong can do and what Porunga can do though, just to be
sure. :)
To Wolfcrysta: (waves to Clucky) Glad you're staying! Yup, Goku's much more intelligent than he lets on. He should end up
breaking a few more rules before the fic is over. At least there's still the oneshot of Piccolo's actual 2 month Rule to
look forward to :) Bejito uses his actual castle guards to guard the temporary castle in his absence. I think links work in
the review box, but not in the actual fic itself. I'll check out that site tommorow when I post this. :) I'm not bored.
Turles: (grins) Why thank you.
To Wolfcrysta: Aw, long reviews are oh-kay. Bye:)
To anonymous: Ah, thank you. Wow, a bunch of the current rules written out. Cool:D Tell me if you do write "The Vegeta
Logs". Turles is very sneaky. I don't know if they'll get to Bejito-sei, but I do plan on having them talk to Goku and Veggie
at one point. Thanks for the help with the db's.
To mkh2: Thank you:D
To The Big Boss: Glad you liked it. Yeah, Movie 3 (Turles's movie) is hard to find since it was dubbed back when Funi was
using Ocean's voices. I got my copy from a box set of Movies 1, 2, and 3. In japanese, Turles sounds exactly like Goku only
with his voice a little deeper and he has this sneaky menacing tone to it, the same kind of evil tone that Veggie's japanese
VA uses. Yup! Brolli's moving on with his life.
To RyukoVulpix: Hai, I do plan to wait a little while before wishing them back. Besides Goku and Veggie's
friendship-development might get stunted if I were to wish the other saiyajin back now since Veggie would get paranoid about
his family seeing him do certain things with Goku and mistake them for being in a non-platonic relationship together. Yup!
Turles plot starts in the next chapter. Normal-sized chapters are good :)
To hieilover135: Oh-kay! "Super-Summary-of-Veggietine's 1 through 3"
Veggietine's Day 1: Veggie's first Valentine's Day. He immediately dislikes the holiday and Goku tries to get Veggie into the
spirit by having Cupid (who's called "Cu" for short in the fic and owes Goku a favor for something) shoot Veggie with one of
his arrows (the strongest one, 11). The plan backfires and Veggie gets a little TOO into the spirit, labeling a confused and
nervous Goku as his valentine. Now Goku and the others have to find a way to un-shoot Veggie. One of the pre-cursors to the
Kaka-War.
Veggietine's Day 2: Goku and Veggie are visited by their possible-future selves. Possible-future Goku, becoming instantly
homesick upon seeing all his friends again after so many years, (The possible-future is currently 108 years in the future),
decides to sneakily invite present-Goku onto their ship, then knock him out and swap clothes and lives with him. The Veggies
eventually figure out the switch and they get swapped back.
Veggietine's Day 3: Determined to avoid anything bizarre from happening, Veggie decides to take Veggietine's Day out of
Capsule Corp (since the last two incidents happened there) by inviting Goku to a platonic-scheduled-meeting. Goku agrees and
goes with Veggie to a resturant..wearing his oujo uniform. Goku and Veggie find out both their families have followed them
and have been spying to make sure it really is platonic..Bulma through use of planting a microphone on Veggie. Veggie is
upset that they didn't trust him and takes off for Bejito-sei's remains with Goku. Raditsu goes after them and they loot part
of Veggie's house before coming home.
To hieilover135: Yup! Brolli's going to do non-Veggie-related things now. I'll show a little more of it in either Part 3 or 4
It's always a possiblity. Thanks!
To GokuGirl: Thanks! Goku and Veggie are much closer now because of "Fic 100". Yeah, I am going to wish them back sometime
this year, since I do have quite a few ideas related to what happens after the fact.
Goku: Ooh- CANDY:D
Vegeta: (wags tail) I like this crown. (taps it)
To GokuGirl: Thanks! Heh, there's a few female type-3 saiyajin shown in a saiyajin village from the comic I'm drawing. (holds
up notebook) It's about halfway done and'll be on DA when I finish.
Vegeta: (grins) Heh...
To Kat-YaOi MaNiAc: Yup! I missed normal mode. The sheer size of Part 10 was almost enough to make my imagination pass out.
Things fic-wise are officially back to normal now. Glad you like Turles!
To Kahlan Nightwing: Yup! The majority of both those things are gone. Goku and Veggie are perfectly insync now that they had
that talk with one another.
To JustSomeGuy: Probably until she finds out Veggie took Goku off to Bejito-sei without either of them telling her; but
really Veggie saved her life so now she's sort of begrudgingly letting him hang around as long as he doesn't do anything too
suspicious with Goku. Heh, Brolli doesn't even know he's on Earth yet. Turles's plan is revealed in Part 3. I'm going to wait
a while and then eventually bring them back. Not right away though since things are still settling down from "Fic 100".
To Queen Phoenix: I'm going to wait a while on the saiyajin, but I will bring them back. When they are brought back they'll
pop up on Bejito-sei so they shouldn't interfere with Earth. Veggie's life however will be turned a little upside-down
because he'll suddenly have an actual people to eventually lead once he becomes king. (Points to her semi-old "King Me!" fic)
And dragging Goku around with him everywhere is bound to make people suspicious on why. Goku's parents shouldn't affect him
too much, he'll be happy to have all his family alive again. Veggie will be worried that his parents think he's doing
non-platonic things with Goku, which he's not.
To Vegeta Prince of Pineapples: Happy you liked that part! Yup! 200 total. Turles is fun. :)
To Dakarne: True, I hadn't thought of that. If Bejito could get Goku to teleport them to Namek-sei then they could easily
wish the saiyajin back with those wishes since the Namekian DB's are active. Freeza will make an appearance, Cell probably
won't.
To Jenna & Vash: OH! I have the book that's in! (Holds up Son Goku Densetsu japanese book) It's really interesting how much
Bardock's team members changed in apperance. Celipa and Toma don't look a thing like they originally did. (And Celipa had a
different name). Heh, not only does Chi-Chi's VA voice Botan, she's also Winry in FMA. I actually think I have the episode
where that mountain's named. I just have to find it. It's oh-kay.
To GogetaJr: Glad you like Goku's wishful thinking. Veggie's very excited about this Veggietine's Day. Aw, hope you get the
net back at your house soon. I had to use a public computer to upload Part 10 since it was too big for my home computer's
modem to take. (sweatdrops). Cya!
To mkh2: Aww, so glad you liked the opening line. Actually all four Veggietine's Days open with that phrase :) Veggie first
said it in horror, then in determination, then brushing it off, and now contently. :D Ah, I remember that site! I haven't
been there in forever though. (Is happy to hear its still up). Wow...Kaio-samas have been around a LONG time. Roshi's nearly
300 years old! That is strange how they can be siblings with such a big age difference. Lol, "Video". Whoa, that means
Gohan Sr was in his late 70's or early 80's when he found toddler Goku! Japan has only a week-long summer vacation? O.O
That's short. Veggie is still planning on teaching Goku saiyago, so it should pop up again soon.
Chuquita: (grins) And that wraps up Part 2!
Goku: Hee-! We will see you sometime next week with Part 3!
Vegeta: (rubs his hands together with delight) I finally get to see Bejito-sei in one piece again! I can't wait!
