Ok, I made this a bit easier to read, not that you read it anyway, Please R&R. Also added a new chapter, but Chances are you didn't read it anyway, and won't. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

CircleHard presents:

Final Idiotsy 7

By Dark Shadow Raider

Air: What's an Idiotsy?

Tarot: Shut up.

Our story begins as an idiot with a board sits in a train next to an obese Freak.

Tarot: Hey!!! I'm not obese! It's all muscle.

Air: Right.

Tarot: Remember, once we enter the Playdoh Reactor, Air will place the bomb, Jenny and Big will decipher the codes, and the rest of will get paid even though we just run around.

Big: Fwoggy, Fwoggy whewe are you?

Jenny: Why did you team me up with a moronic cat with a big verbal problem?!? I want answers now!

Tarot: He offered to work in exchange for a frog. I would have to spend about 5,000 more krill normally.

Jenny: How did he get here anyway? We're CircleHard, he's Sega.

Big: Big looked for Fwoggy all awound; I found a big hole in twee. In Fowest. Hole got me hewe, then hole got gone. Fwoggy, whewe are you?

Air: I have a board! *

*Not what you think, you are disgusting.

Tarot: This is dumb, man! All you guys buck up or I'll deduct your pay! I do have feelings man! I'm all flesh and blood, 'cept for this arm here.

Air: How did that happen?

Tarot: The guys at GOOD GUY shot my arm off! I was gonna' have a prosthetic arm, but I got this!

The camera shows that Tarot has one normal arm on his left and his right being a tennis racket joined to the elbow.

Tarot: The worst thing is I'm right handed! $%*&! GOOD GUY Corporation! Just a ton o' $%*& @#%&%! Guys in $#%&^$# costumes!

Jenny: You know; Air used to be in GOOD GUY.

Tarot: I know.

Jenny: Well I-

Suddenly the train stops and the guys jump out.

Tarot: Assault on Playdoh reactor 1 commences.....Now!

The guys run to the Playdoh reactor and enter it.

Tarot: Remember, we must stop GOOD GUY!

Air: Why is GOOD GUY the name of an evil corporation?

Tarot: I dunno, you were in GOOD GUY, don't you know?

Air: No.

Big: Code desiphewed!

Jenny: You deciphered the code on your own! Whoa!

Big: Yep, the code was 197097496593696596983-9648!

Jenny: The code is 22980, it says right here.

Big: No, the code is 197097496593696596983-9646

Jenny: Right.

They go to the next room.

Big: The code is 197097496593696596983-9648

Jenny: No it ain't.

Meanwhile.

Tarot: I think you should show me some respect here.

Air: No

Tarot: Well you know wha-

Air: What's this group called anyway?

Tarot: Well,

Air: How bout' The Super Dudes?

Tarot: No. We're called-

Air: Or how about The Death Squad?

Tarot: No. We're-

Air: Or maybe-

Tarot: WE'RE CALLIN OURSELVES-

Big: Code is 197097496593696596983-9648

Jenny: Will you shut up?!?

Tarot: Yeah, let's call our group 197097496593696596983-9648

Air: Fine.

The team goes deeper into the reactor, and they soon find an elevator. They get to a tall room with many ladders leading down.

Jenny: Big, I'll bet you fifty krill that I can jump off and survive!

Big: OK.

Jenny jumps and lands with her foot stuck in a hole on a catwalk.

Jenny: #@%$

Meanwhile.

Tarot: Here's where to plant the bomb, Air. **Laughs**

Air: What's so funny?

Tarot: Air! *laughter* what kind of a name is **Laughs** Air?!

Air: Don't blame me; RPG heroes always have stupid names.

Tarot: Cloud, Squall, Sora, Dart. You have a point.

Air: Yes.

Tarot: Just plant the bomb **Laughs** AIR!!!

Air: What bomb?

Tarot: The Bomb.

Air: Oh Yeah, the bomb. I left it on the train.

Tarot: You IDIOT!!

Suddenly Air falls down and has a flashback:

???: This isn't just a reactor!!!

Air: Who are you, what are you doing here?

???: I make suffering on a deserted mountain, FUN!!!

Air: I'm gonna' go now.

Air: Sorry, look it says here that you can enter the self- destruct code as a substitute for a bomb.

Tarot: Why did you have a flashback and who was that? Oh, forget it, we don't know the freakin' code!!!

Big: Code is 197097496593696596983-9648

Air: Ummmmm.

Big runs to the control panel to enter 197097496593696596983- 9648, to everyone's surprise, it works.

Woman's voice: Self-destruct online. 13 minutes until your doom.

Suddenly, a robot comes; Air whacks it with his board.

Meanwhile, in the board.

Chairman: So it's agreed, the top-secret code will be 197097496593696596983-9648

Treasurer: OK.

Director: I think that that guy is about to use us to whack that giant robot.

Treasurer: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Chairman: Quiet you.

Back to our heroes.

Air: It's not that kind of Board! It's a wooden board that I smack stuff with.

Tarot: That was even dumber then the 197097496593696596983-9648 joke.

Big: Code is 197097496593-

Tarot: WE KNOW!!!

Air: I like stuff.

Jenny: Aren't you forgetting about the giant robot in front of you?!

Air: Aren't you forgetting that you're stuck in a catwalk?

Jenny: Oh yeah.

Air pushes the robot off the edge into a pool of Sulfuric acid.

Air: Cool.

Tarot: Let's leave.

The team runs up the stairs and Air bumps into Jenny

Jenny: @$%^! Air you ^#%@&, I'll Kill You!

Air: For 100 krill I'll save you.

Jenny: @%$# NO!!!

Woman's voice: 4 minutes until self-destruct.

Jenny: Here's 1,000 krill! Save me!!!

Air pulls Jenny up.

Jenny: Here's you're $@%& krill.

Air: You're welcome.

They run out and get into the control room

Big: Code is 197097496593696596983-9648

Jenny: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!!??!?!

The team leaves the reactor just as it explodes.

Air: Why did the reactor blow up even though there were 3 minutes left?

Dark Shadow Raider: Well we need drama.

Air: I'll give you drama.

Air jumps off the bridge and into some sulfuric acid.

Dark Shadow Raider: I've lost way too many stunt men this way.

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So, that's it. Read Chapter 2 if you want. PLEASE REVIEW!! Flame me if you like, who cares, I just want SOMEONE to show me that they read this.