9:20 PM 4/20/2005
E-mail: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep 14 "Sweet Seduction! The Snake Princess's Hospitality!"
(Goku:) That's okay. Lord Kaio? Will you teach me some martial arts?
(Snake Princess:) (Confused) Martial arts? Let's dance the tango instead.
Goku and the Snake Princess dance the tango (and music is playing in the background), but Goku is confused the whole time
(Snake Princess:) This is so romantic. Fate must have brought us together.
(Goku:) (Thinking) Tango? This is like the dancing I had to do at my wedding. This must be Lord Kaio's technique...
(Goku:) I've got it! This is a technique to throw the enemy off guard before you throw them!
Goku throws the Snake Princess over his head and on to the floor
Snake Princess is crying in pain
(Goku:) Lord Kaio is weaker than I thought she'd be.

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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Kakarrotto you are so easily confused.
Goku: (happily) So's Veggie!
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: (grins) I'd luv to have seen Goku use that "technique" on Veggie in their first battle.
Vegeta: (flatly) Oh yes, I'm sure that would've been LOTS of fun.
Goku: (standing in tango formation with rose in his mouth and pleading eyes)
Vegeta: GAH? NO!
Goku: (pouts sadly and sits back down in his seat) (takes rose out and puts it in a vase that's suddenly appeared) ▫Sad little sigh▫...
Vegeta: (feels guilty) Ohhhh. (slaps himself on the forehead)
Chuquita: Anyways, welcome to Part 3!
Goku: Hooray!
Chuquita: (to audiance) I did get up to the mall and Suncoast today, but the only copy they had of "Uncut" had been pre-ordered by somebody, and since that somebody wasn't me...
Goku: (sadly) No uncut dbz epi-sodes and VA interviews for Chu.
Chuquita: (sniffle) Hai.
Vegeta: Baka Suncoast...
Chuquita: They did have a copy of the 2nd Brolli movie, but...eh. (whips out dvd) (grins) I got the dvd where Gohan first goes ssj2! I hear the japanese version of it is amazing and has this really cool background music and such, so...
Vegeta: They'll get in more copies of Movie 10, but probably not of the Cell games.
Chuquita: (grins) EXACTLY!
Goku: Hee-
Chuquita: (pouts) However if I had been there 2 weeks ago I could've gotten one of those "fully
posable" Goku 'n Veggie
dbz figurines who's-for-some-mysterious-reason-can-take-their-shirts-off.
Goku: (takes his shirt off in an effort to cheer her up)
Chuquita: (flushes and sweatdrops) Umm...thank you?
Vegeta: (folds his arm) My figurine could only take off the armor!
Chuquita: That's what I found so funny about yours. Everyone else; Goku, Gohan, ssj3 Goku, and Goggie could all take their shirts off, but you only lose the armor.
Vegeta: It's not funny! It's embarassing! It makes me look uke-ish in comparison if Kakarrotto's figurine is allowed to expose his upper body and mine is not!
Goku: (pats him on the back) There there Veggie.
Vegeta: In protest I have decided to remain shirtless for the rest of the story! (whips off his tank-top and hands it to Goku) Here.
Goku: (sniffs) (sweatdrops) Veggie needs de-odor-ent.
Vegeta: ACK! Don't sniff it I have germs on that!
Chuquita: (now has a large fan behind them) It is hot outside, I give you that.
Vegeta: 81'F hot.
Chuquita: Well, tommorow its supposed to rain and drop back down to the 50's, so...
Goku: (sadly) Ohhhh.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You actually enjoy this heat!
Goku: I en-joy being able to walk around the house without any clothes on and not have Chi-chan question me be-cause I have a reasonable excuse.
Vegeta: ... (blinks) :Note to self, avoid showing up at Kakarrotto's house at random times in the summer: (gulp)
Chuquita: And now on with Part 3!

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Summary: It's Valentine's day again and this time Veggie's going all out to celebrate by taking his favorite peasant to his favorite place, Bejito-sei! But with how unusually suspicious everyone's been of him lately will Veggie and Goku even get to their homeplanet intime for the Belatedly-scheduled holiday? And what sort of strange plot is Turles up to concerning this trip to Bejito-sei?

Part 3 Chapter Titles: Future-Veggie VS the Type-3 saiyajins l He's GONE! Again? l Semi-alliance? l Just a little bit closer l Veggie's Reasoning l Backfire l Free! l I'm on EARTH! l Where's Vegeta-san? Turles Suspisions l Veggie's Map l Video l Fusion-Help l Inactive? l Panic l Where is he? l Landing l Liftoff l


:Oh-kay Vegeta, just keep your cool. They're no more afraid of you than you are of them: Future-Vegeta thought to

himself as he sat there tied to the chair while a group of type-3 saiyajin guarded the room, :Hmm..you know, none of them

have any evil radiating from their ki the way Turles does; nor do their eyes sparkle with malicious, conniving intent:

The ouji grinned sneakily, " Hey there! " he said to one of the smaller, more compactly-built type-3 saiyajin. It

seemed the type-3's from Turles's village came in at least two, if only slightly, different body types. About half were a

little bit shorter than Goku with less muscle mass while the other half were easily Goku's height if several inches taller

and matched the aforementioned saiyajin's body type perfectly.

The saiyajin looked left, then right, then shyly waddled up to Future-Vegeta, " H..hello? " he smiled.

" Well, aren't you the polite one. " Future-Vegeta smirked.

" Thank you. " he smiled and flushed.

" Say, since you're such a good peasant, how about you let me go and I'll go make you and all of your friends

something delicious to eat; like say, a fully-loaded ice-cream sundae? " the ouji smoothly offered.

" ICE-CREAM? " the peasant's eyes lit up along with half the room including the female type-3 saiyajins. The larger

male type-3 saiyajins stared on in suspicion.

:Well I've singled out the ukes of the crowd: he silently counted the numbers, ratioing it out, :KUSO! 3 to 1:

" You're going to untie me now I gather? "

" Oh-kay! " the peasant chirped and did so.

Vegeta nervously stood up, " Now, just follow me and..OOF! " he walked right into something large. He looked up and

let out a cry of horror to see a smiling, semeish type-3 saiyajin who was easily nearly Brolli-sized.

" You wouldn't be trying to trick us, would you Vegeta-san? " the huge type-3 saiyajin tilted his head, smirking.

Vegeta smirked back, " Maybe I AM! " he landed a hit across the larger saiyajin across the head.

" ? " the huge peasant cocked an eyebrow, unfazed.

The ouji looked around, keeping his cool. He walked up to one of the more uke-ish type-3 saiyajin, " Maybe I AM! "

he landed a hit across the peasant's head, knocking him unconsious.

The remaining peasants sweatdropped at him.

" Or, maybe I'm not. AH haha.. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " So? Who wants a special treat personally made by yours

truely? "

One of the semeish type-3's picked up the unconsious peasant.

The remaining peasants contently raised their hands.

Vegeta chuckled wickedly, " Excellent. "

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" Oh Vegeta? Time to wake up and greet the day, sleepyhead! " Bulma said cheerfully as she opened the door to his

room only to let out a shriek of horror. Her coffee mug hit the ground and spilled all over the floor, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

HESNOTINHISROOM! " she freaked out.

" Kaasan? " Mirai sleepily poked his head out of his nearby bedroom.

" MIRAI YOUR TOUSSAN'S GONE! "

" What! " the demi-saiyajin nearly choked, " W..where is he! "

" I don't know! OH GOD WHAT IF SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED TO...hey, waitaminute! " Bulma gasped, then got an

annoyed and determined expression on her face. She stomped over to the next flight of stairs and headed up two more floors,

" I can't believe him! Pulling this sort of thing on us so soon after his kidnapping! Makes me worry about him thinking he's

been kidnapped by some evil villian all over again I SWEAR! " Bulma ranted as she grabbed the door to the upper-lab and flung

it open to reveal...the Capsule 3 gone as well.

" HEY! KAASAN! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! " Mirai called out to her as he caught up to her only to see the inside of

the room, " ...oh. " he said flatly.

" Yeah. " Bulma said in the same deflated tone. She sighed, " You know I don't mind Vegeta keeping Chi-Chi and Turles

in the dark but he could at least warn ME that he's going to take Son-kun away with him before the rest of us wake up! "

" It would be nice. " Mirai nodded.

" Hey there-! "

" EEP! " Bulma froze and quickly whipped around, shutting the door to the lab with her back, " Turles. Hello. How are

you this fine day. " she said woodenly.

" ... " Turles stared at her and Mirai suspiciously.

The mother and son-from-the-alternate-future grinned back cheesily.

" Umm, yeaaahh. " the evil type-3 saiyajin just decided to let this one go, " Anyways! " he perked up, " Have either

of you seen Kakarrotto and Vegeta-san? I'd like to take their picture! " Turles held up a camera.

" Where did you get that and how could you possibly afford it? " Mirai sweatdropped, pointing to the rather

expensive-looking digital camera in the saiyajin's posession.

" Oh, this? " he grinned while pointing to it, " Well you remember that rather delightful magazine featuring those

underwear shots of Vegeta-san and the interview with Kakarrotto? "

" Vaguely, yes. " Bulma said.

" Well say hello to its newest and soon-to-be-contributing member! " Turles said boldly, giving them a thumbs-up.

Bulma and Mirai instantly paled.

" Oh no. " Mirai went green.

" BWAHAHAHA! " Turles laughed maniacally, then regained his cool, " The camera was actually donated to me from the

magazine company. Apparently my evil deeds are well known upon the internet. "

" You've used the INTERNET? " Bulma gawked.

" Well its kind of hard to avoid it you have so many computers around here with online capabilities. "

" Yeah I kind of do... " she trailed off.

" Well, I'm off to Vegeta-san's room; maybe they're both still asleep. Vegeta-san's such a heavy sleeper that I could

literally position him against Kakarrotto in just about any position I see fit! " Turles snickered, then bounded down the

stairs with his digital camera in tow.

" On second thought, I'm glad Vegeta left early. " Bulma said, staring blankly off into space.

" You know, we'll need to find some way to get that thing away from him. " Mirai glanced over at her, " Turles with

a digital camera is a dangerous thing. "

" Oh yeah. "

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" Wow. The guards sure did a good job of watching this place while we were gone. " Bardock said as the group ate a

cold breakfast in the kitchen.

Bejito stirred his spoon around in his bowl of cereal; he sulked, " I miss my pancakes. "

" Shush. " Ruby sweatdropped. The oven sat a few feet away from them and was still giving off a light smoky-colored

mist.

" Is it safe to eat in here with it like that? " Cally motioned to the oven. Nappa, facing said oven, watched it

warily.

" It's FINE. " Bejito muttered, eating another spoonful of cereal.

" ▫DING▫DONG▫! "

" Who could THAT be? " Celipa cocked an eyebrow.

" If we're lucky an oven-repairman. " Bardock chuckled.

" ▫SWISH▫! " Bejito was suddenly gone from the table in a gust of wind.

" I was joking! " he exclaimed, sweatdropping.

" Hello? " Bejito opened the door only to come face to neck with, " Piccolo Daimou Sr? "

" Bejito. " Piccolo Sr nodded.

" I don't suppose you know how to fix culinary hardware? "

" Not really. "

" Bejito I overheard from a reliable source that you've found a way out of here. " he whispered.

" GASP! " the ou let out a mighty gasp. The rest of the group inside sweatdropped. Bejito whipped around to face

them, " Alright! Who tattled! "

" No one. I'm my own reliable source. "

The ou turned back to face Piccolo Sr who was motioning to his ears, " Ah. Super-namekian-hearing. No wonder. " he

said, then looked around suspiciously for any sign of Freeza or Cell, " It would be best if you came inside. "

Piccolo Sr shrugged, " Alright. " he said, entering. Bejito closed the door behind him and the older namekian

followed him to the kitchen and sat down with the others.

" So, Piccolo Sr? You want to escape too, huh? " Nappa said.

" Who in this dull realm doesn't? " he cocked an eyebrow, " I'm sick of being confined to the mere petty victories

of defeating Freeza at poker or Cell at pool. " Piccolo Sr sat back in his chair and smirked, " I'd like to resume my

conquering of Planet Earth. "

" Isn't that what your son's in the middle of trying to do right now? " Celipa raised her hand.

" ... " Sr was silent for a moment, " Well, yes. However I think I could be of great assistance to him. "

" You also know that the guy letting us pass through is Son Gohan Sr, right? "

" ...Son Gohan Sr? The student of the man who was the student of the man who originally trapped me inside that rice

pot? "

" Yes. "

" This could be tricky. "

" Maybe you should try to escape a few days after we're let free so it doesn't look like we're the ones you heard

about the passageway from. " Bardock suggested.

" Yes, no offense, but I don't think any of us want to be punished and set to DEEPER HFIL. " Bejito's voice gave off

an echo on the last two words as lightning and thunder crashed temporarily behind him upon a dark backdrop.

" Fine. It's best to avoid any suspicion even of your own trip to the living world. " Piccolo Sr. deduced, " The

last thing we need is FREEZA learning of such a passageway. "

Bejito shuddered at the ice-jin's name, " Agreed. "

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" Ohhhh. " Vegeta groaned, pulling the covers back up over him, " Stupid ship. It's too cold in here. " he mumbled.

" Zzzz...ZZzzzz... " Goku snored softly just a foot away from him.

" ... " Vegeta watched him, then looked suspiciously to his left and edged a little closer.

" zzzZZzzz... "

The ouji glanced to his right with the same suspicious expression, then edged a few more inches in.

" ..Zzzzz..Zzzz... "

:What are you looking for there aren't any other people around for lightyears: Nango exclaimed, causing Vegeta to

sweatdrop.

" I'm just double-checking, that's all. " he mumbled quietly under his breath.

Nango lay there, then tilted his tip, :Double-checking for what:

:You..you know if you move in any closer you'll be touching, right:

" I'm not getting any closer, thank you. " Vegeta muttered, a flushline over the bridge of his nose, " I just wanted

a little extra warmth, is that a crime? "

:Umm, well, no, it's just that..: Nango started out, then sighed when he noticed the ouji had closed his eyes and

gone back to sleep. He shook his tip, then did the same.

Goku slowly opened his eyes and smiled, then reached over and pulled the sleeping little ouji into a hug and let out

a long rippling purr. The smaller saiyajin echoed a slightly smaller sound back at him, " Awww Veggie.. "

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3 Hours Later...

" Hey guys! " Bulma popped up on the password-protected monitor in the main room only to sweatdrop when she saw Goku

and Vegeta asleep on the ground in a sleeping bag; Goku hugging the smaller saiyajin and both of them purring, " ...yah. "

" Hmm? " Goku smiled, tilting his head to look up at her, " Oh Bulma, goodmorning. I had the most wonderful dreams

last night.. "

" That's great Son-kun, and I'd luv to hear all about them if you'd just perhaps let go of Vegeta before he wakes up

and sees exactly what position he's in. "

Goku looked over at Vegeta and pouted, " But I like it here with Veggie, its so nice 'n warm 'n toasty inside. " he

sighed contently only to have his stomach argue otherwise with a loud growl, " Although I am kinda hungry...I think I'll have

a pre-breakfast snack! " he got out of the sleepingbag and headed towards the kitchen in his boxers.

" You know, there is a bedroom in the ship. "

" Veggie wanted to be safe and nap in here for now. Something about liftoffs. " Goku thought outloud, entering the

kitchen.

" Right. Good. " she said to herself, nodding nervously. Bulma glanced over at the still-sleeping ouji, " Vegeta? "

Bulma whispered to him, " Vegeta? "

The ouji shifted around in his sleep, then reached over to where the larger saiyajin would've been and grabbed Goku's

pillow instead.

Goku returned to the main room holding a microwaved breakfast sandwich, " VeggieVeggie time to wake up! " he said

contently, plopping down at the spot where his pillow had been only to hit the sleepingbag with surprise insted, " Oof! "

Goku looked around, bewildered, then sweatdropped when he saw Vegeta with it, " Aw, Veggie likes my pillow! "

" Hm? " Vegeta opened his eyes slightly, sniffing the air.

" Look Veggie I brought you a snack! And I micro-waved it all by myself! " Goku held out the dish.

Vegeta sat up, " Kakarrotto! I'm so very proud of you! " he beamed, taking the sandwich off the plate, " And you

heated it up just right; how wonderful! " the ouji gave his peasant a hug. Goku purred back.

" Umm, Vegeta? "

" Eh? " he froze in place and promptly pushed Goku off, " Oh! Bulma hi..what are you doing here on the monitor

screen so early in the morning? " he gave a cheesy grin.

She watched him awkwardly, " Vegeta it's 2pm. "

" ... " the ouji looked at his watch, " Oh, so it is! "

The larger saiyajin just sat there wagging his tail.

Vegeta shifted around uneasily, " Bulma? I was wondering..would you mind if I shut the communications off? "

" What! WHY! " she looked worried.

" Well because I don't want Onna or Turles to find out about it and try to spy on us. " he folded his arms.

" Are they the reason you didn't leave a message with me so I knew you were leaving early too? "

" Of course! Can you imagine if one of them got to it first before you! " Vegeta exclaimed.

Bulma froze, " ... "

:" Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmm. " Turles hummed, entering Vegeta's room with his camera. He gasped when he saw a little

note on the pillow, " A note huh? " he smirked and picked it up, " "Dear Bulma, I've decided to take Kakarrotto to

Bejito-sei early. Contact you when I get there. -Vegeta. P.S. Please make sure Turles and Onna never see this note"

Turles grinned evilly, " Well! Guess I'm taking a little roadtrip today! BWAHAHAHAHA! " he laughed as he put the note

in his pocket and headed out the door:

:" Oh Goku-san? Time to get up and out of the Ouji's bed. " Chi-Chi said as she entered the room, " ...Goku-san? "

she paled, then quickly noticed the note on the pillow, " No... " she said shakily as she grabbed the note. Her eyes scanned

the small paper in horror, " NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU OUJI I'LL TEAR YOU APART! ":

" ...both options leave much to be desired. " Vegeta said flatly as both he and Bulma sweatdropped.

" Good point. " she nodded.

" Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmm. " Goku hummed happily as he placed a short, small table on Vegeta's lap along with the plate,

sandwich, napkins, and put a napkin around the ouji's neck like a bib. Goku plopped down on the opposite side of the table

and wagged his tail.

" ... " the ouji's face flushed red, " Are the tall lighted candles really necessary? "

" Happy post-breakfast pre-lunch snack, Veggie! " Goku cheered, throwing confetti into the air.

" ... " Vegeta was silent. He started to shift uncomfortably.

" I can cut Veggie's sandwich for him if he likes. " the larger saiyajin smiled.

Bulma stare at the scene with an eerie twilight-zoneish feeling hanging over her, " What in the.. "

" I may have been teaching Kakarrotto a few skills during our now-extended time together. " Vegeta smirked, then

broke into a grin, " He's such a fast learner when you give him his space and don't threaten him like Onna does! "

" VeggieVeggie? " Goku held out a cut piece of the sandwich on a fork for him.

" You, taught him how to feed you? " Bulma laughed nervously while covering it up with a smile.

" Actually no Bulma, I didn't teach him that. " Vegeta said, uneasy.

" I just wanna be really nice to my Veggie since we're going to have the best week-long Veggietine's Day ever! " Goku

said happily.

Vegeta nodded thoughtfully, then turned to Bulma, " I think I'm going to have to cut you off now. "

" And leave my imagination with the final thoughts of Son-kun feeding you? " Bulma gawked.

" ... " Vegeta sat there quietly, looking confused.

" You know this is going to give me some awkward dreams tonight. " she sighed, " But I trust your judgement. "

" And, you're not going to spy on us like you did last Veggietine's Day? " Vegeta asked, making sure.

" No Vegeta. " Bulma sweatdropped.

" Oh-kay then! Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said. Goku got up and walked over to a plug, " See you in a week, Bulma! Wish me

luck! " he waved to her.

" Nani! A WEEK! You mean you're not going to contact me until you're ready to come ho...▫bzzt▫ "

" Hahaha- " Goku spun the cord around while holding it in his hand, " See you in a week Bulma! Thank you for the

help! " he said cheerfully.

" Kakarrotto she can't hear you now that you pulled the plug out. " Vegeta sweatdropped.

" Oh. " Goku looked down at the cord.

Vegeta picked up his sandwich and took a bite.

" Veggie does not want me to help him enjoy his snack afterall? " the larger saiyajin frowned sadly.

" H..hey, don't feel bad about that Kakarrotto besides if we did it that way I'd feel like an uke..something which

is not applicable to my personality. " the ouji said proudly.

" Ap-pli-ca.. " Goku started out, confused.

" Exactly! " Vegeta nodded, then finished off his sandwich, " Mmm- delicious! "

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" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " Future-Vegeta snickered menacingly as he doused the final cup of ice-cream with

flavorless cough syrup, :They'll all be fast asleep in no time: " Alright! Everybody line up for your snacks! " he said in

a false-cheery voice.

" ▫FWOOSH▫! " a line instantly formed infront of him. The uke-ish type 3's with eager excitable looks on their faces

while the females and semes stared at Vegeta suspiciously from the back of the line.

" I think its a trap. " a female type-3 saiyajin whispered to one of the uke-ish males.

" Now how could me giving all of you free delicious snacks possibly be a trap? " the ouji said sweetly.

She pointed to the uke-ish type-3 he'd hit earlier who was now sobbing in one of the seme-ish type 3's arms.

" Aw geez.. " a heavy cloud of guilt hung over his head. Vegeta walked over to the peasant and cleared his throat.

" ...▫Sniffle▫? " the peasant looked over at him, " Vegeta-san? "

" I'm sorry. It was wrong of me to hit you. After seeing how strong your friend here was I sort of panicked and hit

you instead. " the ouji said sadly, " But hey, I have lots of ice-cream. How 'bout it, huh? Would you like some ice cream? "

he held out a bowl.

" Oh Vegeta-san I forgive you.. " the ukeish type-3 smiled, " ...you try it first. "

" Eh? " Vegeta froze.

The rest of the room suddenly closed in on him.

" Yes Vegeta-san. A good cook likes to make sure his dishes are fit for those he serves them to, hai? " another

seme-ish type-3 said innocently enough.

" But..you see..it's fine I don't even really need to.. "

" ..unless, you didn't put anything BAD in the ice-cream, did you Vegeta-san? " the ukeish type-3 said with sad

watery eyes.

" NO! No never! I would...I...:one spoonful, even with my small stature I can take one spoonful: " he nervously

opened his mouth and ate a small bite. Vegeta swallowed, " ▫Gulp▫. "

" See! " the ouji smiled brightly, " Not a thing to worry abou...▫THUMP▫! " he hit the floor unconsious and snoring.

The rest of the peasants promptly sweatdropped.

One of the semeish type-3's walked forward and picked Vegeta up, " What do you say we have a little revenge upon

Vegeta-san and help Turles all at once, hm? " he smirked.

The others nodded in agreement while Vegeta continued to snore, " Zzzz... "

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" ▫FWOOOOSH▫! " Anine stood before the now open doorway. Gohan stood off to the side, unusually calm considering

60mph winds were gusting past him just 2 inches away. The saiyajins stood there in awe. She turned around to face them,

" Alright, its safe to enter now. "

" Through all that wind? " Cally gasped, surprised.

" The undercurrent is keeping the lava temporarily at bay. " she explained.

Piccolo Daimao Sr hovered out of their visual range making mental notes off the entire process of opening the

doorway; a stoic expression on his face.

" As long as the wind flows though here its safe to pass through. I can't keep this up for more than an hour at a

time so I suggest you hurry. "

" ALRIGHT! " Bejito made a determined fist, " Let's go! "

Bardock smiled.

" HOORAY! " Celipa glomped onto him, " We're finally going to get out of here! "

Piccolo Sr smirked as he watched the exact arm movements Anine made to keep the wind going, " Yes, we're ALL going to

get out of here. "

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" YAAAAAH! " Brolli dove his hand into the saltwater and pulled out a fish. He sniffed said fish, inspecting it, then

tossed it into the net he was carrying over his shoulder. The fishermen at the nearby dock stared at him in envy, " Ya know

Kyohaku, this is a nice place but I say once this week's up we move on. Find a nice city or something. I've always wanted to

try living in a city. "

:Hai! I bet we could even get a car: his tail beamed.

The densetsu snatched a larger fish out of the water, " Yeah! I'd like a blue one of those topless cars. "

" ...or red. Red's a good color too. " Brolli laughed nervously.

" ▫SNAP!▫ "

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! " a dozen screams cried out from behind them.

Brolli whipped around to see one of the thick wooden boardwalk beams had split in half, " Err... " he tied the net

over the top of his chest and went running for the beam, grabbing it and pushing it back the other way. The wood made a

shifting sound as it was snapped back into place, " Ah, ▫whew▫. " he wiped his forehead, " Baka thing. " he muttered.

" ▫Clap▫ ▫clap▫ ▫clap▫ ▫clap▫ "

" ▫CLAP▫CLAP▫CLAP▫CLAP▫CLAP▫! "

The large saiyajin looked up to see the shaky near-victims now applauding him along with the rest of the passersby

on the boardwalk above. Brolli hovered upward and landed infront of them.

" Oh WOW! " one woman walked up to him in total shock, " You must be the strongest man on Earth! "

" Earth? " Brolli froze.

She took his hands " It's so amazing to meet someone like you. "

" Hey mister are you a superhero? " one of three little kids tugged on Brolli's wet, sand-splattered lower pant-leg.

" EARTH? "

" Umm, yes? " the woman sweatdropped, still smiling.

:Oh CRUEL FATE! Allowing me to survive my battle with HIM only to land me on the very same planet as Vejita-chan,

the sole person I'm trying to avoid and rid myself of addiction from: he exclaimed overdramatically in his head.

:Actually the ship probably landed here because Vejita programed it to back when he tried to escape: Kyohaku

pointed out.

" Oh. " Brolli blinked. He looked over at his tail and smiled, " Thanks for putting things back in perspective,

Kyohaku! " the densetsu turned back to the crowd, " And now I must get going! Goodluck with your wooden structure! " he waved

, flying off and feeling slightly ill, " EARTH? "

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" ▫Flip▫, ▫Flip▫, ▫Flip▫, "

" ▫SNAP▫ "

Raditsu froze in the middle of changing the channels on the tv in the Capsule Corp living room. He looked down at his

remote control, perturbed, " "Snap"? "

" Why hello there my dear lackey! "

" ... " Raditsu went pale. He looked up to see, nothing.

" You know its not that very interesting for a ceiling, you know. "

He looked over to see Turles sitting beside him with a camera around his neck, :Oh yeah, a digital camera, Turles

really needs THAT.: he sarcastically remarked to himself in his head, " Listen, here's the remote, have a blast, I'm outta

here. " Raditsu got up and tossed him the remote. Turles caught it.

" Aw, come on, you don't need to leave so soon do you? " Turles smirked, amused.

" Yes actually, I do. "

" Where are you going in such a hurry? "

" To train. "

" Because you feel like it or because I make you so delightfully uncomfortable. " he grinned.

" ... " Raditsu was silent for a moment, twitching, " If you know you make me uncomfortable then why do you do it? "

" Cuz I like ya! "

Raditsu slapped himself on the forehead, " I'm so lucky. " he said flatly.

" Aren't you just? " Turles held up his camera, " I'm on a hunt to try and find out where Kakarrotto and Vegeta-san

went. Care to join me? "

" No. "

" I bet you know where they are. Vegeta-san trusts you like a brother; he'd tell you. " Turles smirked, " So why

don't you tell me? "

" Because I promised Vegeta that I wouldn't tell you. " he said simply, then headed out the front door.

" Aw, come on! Raditsu? " Turles protested, heading after him only to be met with the front door slammed in his face.

A vein bulged on his forehead.

" Man he drives me nuts! " the large saiyajin groaned as he turned the corner.

" Indeed. He's a sneaky and formidable foe. " Bejito nodded.

" You said it. "

" AHH..mmph! " Bejito slapped his gloved hand over Raditsu's mouth, " Quiet. As a type-3 saiyajin his hearing is

excellent. And as an EVIL type-3 saiyajin, his hearing is deadly. " he motioned to the inside of the house where Turles

currently was, then removed his hand.

Raditsu looked in shock at the group hiding on the side of the building and some in the bushes; Bejito, Ruby,

Bardock, Celipa, Nappa, and Cally, " Well this day's gotten off to a fun start. " he sweatdropped, " How did you get here? "

" Well apparently there's a mountain in otherworld that leads to Earth and it happens to be guarded by Kakarrotto's

adoptive grandfather. " Bardock explained, " And since we're Kakarrotto's biological family and Gohan Sr has such fond

memories of Kakarrotto he decided to let us through. "

" And that's where you come in, Raditsu-kun! " Celipa gave him a quick hug.

" Me? "

" Well actually it was going to be the first non-Turles person who walked out of that building, but it just so

happens that's you, so, congradulations! You're part of the plan now! " Bejito grinned.

" Lucky me. " Raditsu sweatdropped, already uneasy.

" Raditsu we'd like you to get the Dragon Radar from Bulma. " Ruby instructed.

" The radar, what for? "

" Heh-heh-heh-heh, BWAHAHAHAHA! " Bejito laughed maniacally, then paused, " We're going to wish all saiyajin killed

by Freeza back to life! "

" REALLY? " Raditsu grinned in surprise.

" Ah, you like that idea, huh? " the ou smirked, " I suppose I can see why, afterall you're a grown saiyajin now;

and by bringing back all those Freeza killed, you'll actually have the ability to seek out a mate and have your own family

the way...ah, no Kakarrotto's not that good of an example... "

" Hey! " Bardock exclaimed, annoyed.

Bejito snapped his fingers, " Gohan! Like Gohan for example. "

" I have been kinda lonely lately... " Raditsu trailed off, " I mean, Vegeta's always with Kakarrotto and the fusions

are always hanging out together and Turles just creeps me out, so.. "

" See? That's why we need you to get that radar for us! " the ou piped up.

" But, if you're here, why can't one of you get it. "

" Do you really think Vegeta's girlfriend needs to see his dead parents walking around her house looking through

things in search of the radar? " Bejito said flatly.

" Good point. " Raditsu replied, " I'll get it for you, but you have to remain quiet. Not only is Turles hanging

around here, he's also for some unknown reason now in the possession of a digital camera. "

" ... " Bejito stared at him blankly.

" He can take pictures of you. "

" NO! " Bejito gasped, then whipped out a tape-recorder, " Not to self, destroy Turles's digital camera to keep him

from taking any embarassing photos of Vegeta. Also, destroy any and all rolls of film Turles has already taken. " he put the

recorder back in his pocket.

Raditsu pointed to it, " Where did you..? "

" We hit a couple stores on the way here. " Ruby laughed nervously, embarassed.

" Ah. " he nodded, " Well, I'm going back in now. " Raditsu said, heading back to the front door.

Bejito gave him a thumbs-up. Bardock make an "ok" sign.

Raditsu waved slightly, then sweatdropped when the door didn't open, " Ugh... " he started to jiggle the doorhandle

only to have the door swing open.

" Aww, didja miss me, lackey! " Turles stood there grinning with arms outstretched.

" ... " Raditsu closed the door again, " The back. I'm going in through, the back door. " he walked past the other

saiyajins, who sweatdropped.

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" And, there! " Vegeta put down the pencil as he sat at a nearby desk.

" What's Veggie doing? " Goku floated by.

" "Veggie" is drawing up a map of the inside of his home so he can better navigate his favorite peasant around it. "

he held up the partially-finished layout.

Goku gasped, " Wow! So many rooms.. "

" I was thinking once we get there we can sleepover in my REAL room. AND I can get you some authentic saiyajin armor

as opposed to the kind Bulma made; I bet you'd like it its very comfortable. " he nodded, grinning.

" As comfortable as Veggiesgi? "

" Well...oh-kay its not as comfortable as the gi, but I feel more in-control when I'm in the armor. " he sputtered,

embarassed.

" Soda for Veggie? " the larger saiyajin opened a can and held it out.

" Thank you Kakarrotto. " Vegeta took it from him and sipped from it.

" You know what we should do after you finish your map, Veggie? We should spar! " Goku said excitedly.

" That's an excellent idea, Kakarrotto. I'm almost done anyway. Once I complete my layout we can have a nice long

sparring session. Maybe I'll even get back up to 550x before we reach Bejito-sei! "

" YEAH! "

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" Ohhhhh.. " Future-Goku sat there uncomfortably in his oujo uniform. He tugged nervously at his collar. The room was

dimmed, though he could recognize it was the room where he and Vegeta would sometimes relax and watch tv. The couches were

large, heated, and plush and the tv itself was an 80 inch wide-screen with surround-sound. The remote to said tv was covered

near-completely with buttons, so Goku usually let Vegeta work it.

Future-Turles had brought the rest of the seme type-3 saiyajin from his village along with them as positive

reinforcement to whatever video Turles was about to show him.

Goku looked over at the other peasants. They reminded him of someone the way they sat there happily trading

small-talk with each other, :They look so independent: Goku tilted his head. One of the saiyajin pulled a fish out of

nowhere and ravenously ate it, nearly swallowing the fish whole, " ...I used to eat like that. "

The saiyajin who'd just eaten looked over at him, " ALL type-3 saiyajin eat like this. The faster you eat the more of

an energy boost you get at once. Plus we get so hungry its easier this way to satisfy that hunger. "

" I bet Vegeta-san cuts Kakarrotto's food into little bites so he eats slower. " one of the other type-3's whispered.

" That's not true! " Goku protested, " It's so I don't acci-dentally choke! "

" "CHOKE"! With YOUR digestive system? " the third type-3 gawked.

The door to the room swung open and a Turles entered, grinning. He was followed by another type-3 who was holding a

dvd case with pride, " Hello my fellow villagers. Kakarrotto. " he nodded to Goku, " Allow me to introduce you to one of our

own villagers and talented artist, Kearticho! "

Goku blinked, :Kearticho...artichoke! Haha: he mentally giggled.

" Kearticho here is the one responsible for the brilliant peace of animation you're about to witness. Hopefully if it

succeeds it should transfer over into its own little live-action scene within this very week! " Turles chuckled wickedly,

then hit a random button on the remote. The dvd player opened up as if Turles had done this countless times before. He took

the dvd case and cracked it open, then placed the dvd inside the dvd player and hit the close button, " Now, let's all give

Kakarrotto some space, and enjoy. " he smirked, sitting down while the dvd loaded. Suddenly the blue screen disappeared and

a basketful of lemons appeared in the middle of the screen with a "WARNING" sign above them written in saiyago.

" MaybeIshouldbegoing. " Goku said quickly, looking away with flush already over his nose.

" Sit down. " Turles gently pushed on Goku's shoulder so he sat back in his seat, " It hasn't even started it. "

" I do not think V-sama would like me watching this. He has told me of the other meaning of "lemons" and "limes". The

one that doesn't have to do with your grocer's freezer. " Goku gulped.

" Well then you're all set. I don't have to explain a single word. " Turles grinned, sitting back, " Complimentary

popsicle for the show? " he held out a long blue popsicle.

" I'm scared. "

" Don't worry, you won't be for long. Infact you'll be eager and ready to go once you've seen this! " Turles patted

him on the back, " And you should really lose the oujo uniform. Pink looks really bad on type-3 saiyajin. " he grimaced, then

broke into a grin, " Orange is better! "

" Orange..? " Goku trailed off.

" Oh! Look the show is starting! "

Goku glanced up and nervously watched as the opening title came up.

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" ▫Creak▫Creak▫Creak▫Creak▫ " Raditsu made his way down the hallway.

" Uncle Ditsu! "

" ACK! " he froze an whipped around only to see Vejitto and Gogeta standing there. Raditsu smiled with relief,

" Oh man, am I glad you guys aren't Turles. " he laughed.

" I'm glad we aren't either! " Gogeta chirped.

" With Kakarrotto and Vegeta gone he's been following ME around all day. " the largest saiyajin muttered, creeped

out and frustrated.

" Sorry. " Vejitto sweatdropped.

" Anyway, do either of you know where the Dragon Radar is? "

" Here you go! " Vejitto whipped out said radar.

" Bulma keeps it in her room now. " Gogeta explained.

" Wow! Thanks guys! " Raditsu took the radar.

" You are welcome! " Vejitto grinned, " Gonna make a wish? "

" You should wait. " the dance fusion added.

" ... " Raditsu paused, " Why should I wait? "

Vejitto turned the radar on, " Because the Dragon Balls are inactive! "

" ? " the larger saiyajin froze and a heavy raincloud hung overtop him, " In..active! "

" Yeah, don't you remember Uncle Ditsu? Kaasan used them to wish Bejito-sei back in December. " Gogeta pointed out.

Raditsu sulked, " Aw man.. "

" What wish were you planning to make? " Vejitto asked.

" Actually, your ojichan was going to make it. " he sighed.

" Ojichan? But he's.. "

" ..outside Capsule Corp with the rest of our dead, immediate relatives. Oh, and Nappa. " Raditsu pointed over his

shoulder, " I'm not completely sure how they got here, but they want the radar so they can wish all the saiyajin killed by

Freeza back to life. "

" Wow...but, can Shenlong really do that? " Gogeta asked.

Raditsu shrugged, confused, " I dunno. I hope he can though. " he said, then grinned, " It'd be really great if that

was possible cuz then I could possibly, well, find someone. "

" Ah. " Gogeta said.

" Alterior motive. " Vejitto nodded.

Raditsu sweatdropped.

" Can we at least come out to meet Ojichan and Obaasan. I don't think they've ever met Goggie. " Vejitto said.

" Alright. " Raditsu said, turning around, " I feel bad disappointing everybody when they came out all this way, at

least you guys can say hello. "

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" WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE INACTIVE! " Bejito exclaimed in utter shock.

" We mean they're inactive. " Vejitto sweatdropped, " You can only make 2 wishes a year. Then the dragon balls

become inactive and start to recharge. "

Bardock groaned, " I knew it was too good to be true. "

" And we came all this way... " Celipa sulked.

" It can't be! There MUST be another way! " Bejito made a determined fist.

Gogeta thought for a moment, " OH! " he said suddenly, " Dende! "

" Ah, of course, Dende. " Bejito smiled, " ...who's Dende? "

The dance fusion sweatdropped, " The guardian of Earth. "

The other saiyajin stared at him blankly.

" He's the one who created the dragonballs; well, actually that Kami, but he's now the one incharge of them. AND he

was able to recharge them once before as a gift for Gohan and Videl, so technically if he did it once he should be able to

do it again. " Gogeta grinned, then turned to the portara fusion, " Right Jitto? "

" Right! " Vejitto agreed.

" It's settled then. We're off to Dende's! " Bejito nodded thoughtfully.

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" ▫SIGH▫... " Vegeta sighed as he stared out the window of the ship's bedroom, :We're almost there...I can

practically see the solar system Bejito-sei's in from here: " And with the speed this ship is moving at we might even

get there early. " he said to himself as he clasped his hands together.

" Early sounds GREAT, Veggie. "

The ouji's face flushed as he looked to see Goku sitting to his left. He quickly unclasped his hands and folded them

in a more semeish position, " Kakarrotto, I didn't hear you come in. "

" It's so nice 'n quiet here Veggie. I really like it. My brain doesn't feel crowded when its just me 'n Veggie. "

he smiled.

" Crowded? " Vegeta looked over at him, confused.

" Yeah it kinda makes my head hurt trying to keep everybody happy all at once. " the larger saiyajin grinned

sheepishly, then patted Vegeta on the back, " But when it's just you 'n me I can be myself and do and say whatever I want

with-out fearing the consequences! " he pumped his fists in the air.

The ouji froze, suddenly nervous, " R..really? "

Goku turned to him and smiled, " I don't want to follow most of the rules anymore, Veggie. " he said happily.

Vegeta's eyes suddenly widened to 10 times their normal size.

The larger saiyajin turned his attention back to the window, " And I really wanna learn saiyago. I know its gonna be

hard; Gohan says that learning a second language as an adult is a lot harder than if you learn it when you're still a kid;

but I know I can do it! "

" Whaaa? "

Goku sweatdropped to see Vegeta still staring off into space with his cheeks flushed, " Veggie... " he reached over

and flicked his left earlobe.

" YEOW! " the ouji grabbed his right ear, snapping out of it.

" Is Veggie oh-kay? "

" Huh? How did you... " Vegeta looked bewildered.

" How did I what, Veggie? "

The baffled expression disappeared off the ouji's face, replaced by one of embarassment, " I was daydreaming just now

, wasn't I? "

" Veggie was certainly doing something. " Goku nodded, then grinned with curiousity, " What was Veggie daydreaming

about? "

Vegeta looked around nervously, then let out a small frantic laugh, " Ah ha, haha, ha...SAY! " he got up,

" Kakarrotto how about we see if we can get this ship to go any faster. The faster we make it to Bejito-sei the more time

we'll have to spend there. "

Goku followed him out into the main room, " And if the food and water's back to normal there, we could practically

stay there for months, huh Veggie? "

" Months? " this time all of Vegeta's face went red.

" Why not? I like hanging out with Veggie and I am sure that a single week isn't e-nough time to catch up on all the

wonderful things to do on our homeplanet. "

" It would be nice...a week is too short and I've waited so long to do this.. " Vegeta thought it out.

" Then Veggiesaysyes? " Goku beamed excitedly.

" Uh..I'll, I'll see what condition the food on Bejito-sei is in once we land. If we do stay longer than a week I'm

going to have to talk to Bulma about the repercussions of doing so. "

" Repro-cussions..? " Goku blinked.

" I just don't want...I mean, being alone with you on Bejito-sei without any outside influence from any other sides

of the "Kaka-war"...and with the moons..AARG I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEASON IT IS ON BEJITO-SEI RIGHT NOW! " Vegeta exclaimed

in frustration.

" What does the season have to do with it..GASP! " Goku suddenly let out a gasp.

Vegeta watched him nervously, wondering what revelation he'd just revelated.

" What if its winter! We didn't bring any cold-weather clothing! "

" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Haha..ha...that too. "

" Oh? What season was Veggie thinking of? "

" Haha, oh nothing! :Just the two-month-long type-3 saiyajin mating season that occurs every spring: " his bottom

left eyelid twitched, " We'll be fine Kakarrotto, it's probably summer or fall there by now. Besides, winter doesn't last

very long on Bejito-sei. It's more like 2 and a half months instead of 4. "

" What about spring? "

" ITSNOTSPRINGTHERERIGHTNOWOHKAY! " Vegeta frantically spat out, sweating bullets.

" ... " Goku stared at him with intense worry, " Veggie? "

:I'm such a baka! Why didn't I think things out as to what season it is on Bejito-sei before we left! Ohhh!

I haven't been home in so long that I can't even begin to imagine what time of year it is there! BAKA BAKA BAKA: he snapped

at himself, sulking.

" Aww, don't beat yourself up about it. " Goku said sadly, giving the little ouji a hug, " I am sure everything will

turn out alright! " he let go.

" Hai. " Vegeta nodded tiredly. He waited for the data to load on the screen, then lit up, " OHHH! Kakarrotto! If we

bring the power up to level 5..which is in no way associated with the Fic 100 "levels"..we could get there by this

afternoon! " he said in awe.

" YEAH! LET'S DO IT VEGGIE! "

Vegeta pulled the power up 2 levels and grinned, " BWAHAHA! OFF WE GO! "

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" ▫DING▫DONG▫ "

" Hello? " Turles opened the door.

" Where. Are they. " Chi-Chi said flatly, standing there.

" I honestly don't know. " the evil type-3 saiyajin folded his arms, " And if I did I certainly wouldn't be here but

there taking some wonderfully lemon-scented pictures with my brand new digital-camera. " he let out a sigh.

" Heh, I'm sure that wherever Goku-san has dragged the Ouji off to, they're NOT in the middle of any rule-breaking

behaviors, not to even mention Rule number 2 in particular. " Chi-Chi said confidentally.

" But ah, what a sweet say it'll be when that rule is broken. " Turles mused.

" Hn.. " a vein bulged on Chi-Chi's forehead.

" BWAHAHAHAHA! " a voice laughed from behind them in a manner only capable of those containing some of Vegeta's dna,

" Even it does get broken it'll be Toussan who wins. "

Turles and Chi-Chi turned to see Bura standing there wearing the black and aqua-lettered "Vegeta is a Seme" t-shirt

she'd gotten.

" Hey, you got older. " Chi-Chi blinked.

" Ho ho ho! I know! " Bura grinned.

" And why are you wearing that insidious lying shirt! " she twitched.

" It's the truth, that's why. " the demi-saiyajin nodded and folded her arms with pride.

" No its not. " Chi-Chi spat.

" It was obviously manufactured. Even if she's half a decade older she's still Bura. The shirt would've been pink. "

Turles noted.

" True. True. " Bura agreed.

" Oooh! Enough about her shirt! " Chi-Chi twitched, annoyed, " If you're acting so smug that means you know where

Goku-san and the Ouji went. And that it's the Ouji who took Goku-san, not the other way around. "

" Perhaps I do. "

" Well then, " Chi-Chi suddenly loomed over her, cracking her knuckles, " Why don't you tell me then? "

" What about Turles? " she pointed to him.

Turles waved.

" He doesn't need to know. He'll only try to trick my Goku-san into taking advantage of the Ouji in a non-platonic

manner. " she snorted.

" Well I'm not telling you. Besides even if I did Toussan and Kakarroujo are probably almost there by now and there's

no way you could get there. " Bura boasted.

Turles lit up, " BEJITO-SEI! "

Bura slapped her hands over her mouth, " N..Nani! I NEVER SAID IT WAS BEJITO-SEI! "

" Of course! It all makes sense now. " he nodded thoughtfully, then put his camera back in its case, " Well, I'm off

to the ship, see ya! " and with that Turles blasted off down the hall.

" WAAAAH! OH NO! In all the excitement of boasting Toussan's victory I forgot Turles's spaceship still working! "

Bura wailed in shock.

" DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! " Chi-Chi hollered, racing down the hall after Turles and soon followed a few seconds later

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" -The ship will be landing in 5 minutes. Please fasten your seatbelts and remain in an upright position- " the

computer announced.

Vegeta was doing his best to hold back his grin as he sat in the captain's chair with Goku in the chair beside him.

The sheer euphoria of finally returning home eclipsing his fear of Goku entering "psychological warmth" at nightfall.

Goku watched the happy little ouji, then reached over and lightly grabbed Vegeta's hand, pleased that the smaller

saiyajin hadn't pulled away or freaked out at him doing so, " Oh Veggie... "

The Capsule 3 breeched Bejito-sei's atmosphere and headed downward for its landing. Goku noticed in surprise that

Bejito-sei had two moons. Luckily for him the new glass in the ship was thick enough to keep any zeno rays from passing

through and causing oozaru transformations.

The ship landed just outside the main city, safely avoiding crushing anything on landing.

Vegeta stood up, his hand pulling away from Goku's loose grip as he stared out the window. In the distance he could

see the outskirts of the capital and even further past that, the royal castle.

Goku slowly got up out of his seat and started to approach him, " ...Veggie? "

The ouji gently spun to face him, smiling with glazed-over eyes " ... "

What felt like an eternity passed.

" KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta ran and glomped him tightly. Goku flushed all over. He reached to hug the smaller saiyajin

back, " Thank you. " Vegeta said quietly, unaware he'd interupted him. The ouji let go, then let out several awkward coughs,

" Well then! " he assumed a more seme-esque pose, " Let's get going. It's a semi-long flight to my house from here. "

" Aww Veggie.. " Goku reached out to him warmly.

Vegeta's face went bright red, " WAHH! NONONO! I was just caught up in the moment back there! I didn't mean to

initiate the start of any borderline-tender embraces! " he panicked, waving his arms in the air.

" ... " Goku looked down at his arms, then pulled them back to his sides and smiled friendily at the ouji instead.

" ▫WHEW▫. " Vegeta wiped the sweat off his brow. He took the box of capsulized supplies off the ground and headed

for the door, " Come Kakarrotto. I think its best if we get settled first and then take a look around. " he said, opening the

door to the ship and heading out. Goku happily followed him.

Vegeta felt the slightly heavy gravity surround him as he landed on the surface of the planet. He took a deep breath

of the air around him, " Summer. " he contently decided, walking towards the outskirts of the nearest city.

Goku took a deep breath, " Veggie's right. It's so nice and warm here. I should've brought my summer stuff. "

" ▫FWOOOOSH▫! "

Vegeta froze. Goku looked upward and beamed as a flock of birds flew across the reddish-orange sky.

" Kakarrotto, " Vegeta said bluntly with shock all over his face at the sight of the birds, " Do you know what this

means? "

" It means the birds on Bejito-sei must be super-strong to fly under 10x Earth's gravity! " Goku said, impressed.

The ouji sweatdropped, " Ah, hai, there's that. " he put on a smirk, " But what I really meant was, if the birds are

back then that means by wishing back Bejito-sei you've wished back all the animals that live here as well. " Vegeta broke

into a excited and slightly malicious grin, " And if all the animals have been wished back.. "

" ...? " Goku leaned down closer.

Vegeta grabbed Goku by the collar of his gi, " It means we can HUNT! "

" Haha, oh Veggie I hunt all the time back on Mount Paozu. "

" This is different! Much much different, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta smirked, letting him go, " You know how large some of

the fish on that little mountain of yours are? How full a single one makes you feel? "

" Not very full at all, Veggie. "

" Kakarrotto there are fish on this planet that can stuff 5 saiyajin with a single serving. " he boasted, holding up

all five fingers.

Goku's eyes widened and saliva built up in his mouth, " That's a BIG FISH... "

" Mmm-hmm! And just wait'll you see all the other kinds of wild animals we have around here. And the "fruit" and

"vegetables" are sized just for the saiyajin appetite as well. "

A thought-bubble appeared over Goku's head of an apple tree with ridiculously huge apples hanging from it, " WOW... "

" "Wow" indeed. " Vegeta nodded thoughtfully, " However, " he reached to lightly pop Goku's thought-bubble only to

see a plushie-like versions of themselves now in the thought-bubble as well, happily eating one of the fallen giganto apples

together. Vegeta sweatdropped and popped the thought-bubble, " we should get settled in first before seeking out any

additional food to what we've already brought with us. "

" Oh-kay Veggie. " Goku said cheerfully, following him into the city.

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" BWAHAHAHAHAHA! "

" DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING ON THAT SPACESHIP YOU TWISTED FIEND! " Chi-Chi raced after Turles, Bura

not far behind them.

" "Fiend", huh? BWAHAHAHA! " Turles laughed at them, momentarily glancing over his shoulder.

" Errr..he's too fast. " Chi-Chi muttered angrily to herself as they reached the backyard where Turles had been

keeping his ship since they'd rescued Vegeta.

" Sorry 'bout this, Onna. " Bura smirked, then did a running leap and bounced off of Chi-Chi's head, knocking her

backwards and sending the demi-saiyajin flying past Turles and ontop of the ship. She slid off and stood between the two,

" You're not going anywhere, you Toussan-ukefying.., you! "

" YOU OUJI-SPAWNED BRAT HOW DARE YOU USE MY HEAD AS A LAUNCHING PAD! " Chi-Chi fumed, waving her arms in the air.

" HEY I'M HELPING YOU KEEP HIM FROM LEAVING, AREN'T I? " Bura snapped back, then turned to Turles, " Listen you,

Toussan wants to spend a nice week on his homeplanet wowing Kakarroujo with the sights and sounds of it all while retaining

his natural and should-be unquestioned semehood. "

" Heh, I'm afraid you've got it all wrong. If Vegeta-san's a true seme like you say then he wouldn't be so paranoid

about his "title" being threatened. A real seme knows what he is and doesn't freak out at the sight of a little pink. "

" Like you? " Bura glowered.

" Bingo. " Turles smirked back at her.

" Toussan WAS like you! He didn't have any paranoia or question himself like this until YOU showed up! It's all your

fault he's so afraid of anything that looks even remotely uke-ish! " Bura clenched her fists.

" You're just upset because you don't like the idea of your Toussan being an uke. " he chuckled.

" OOH! " Bura twitched, " HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " she rushed at him, throwing at least a dozen punches which Turles easily

dodged. Bura threw one more only to have Turles do a flip upwards and cause her fist to hit the ship, leaving a small dent.

Turles somersaulted in the air and fell through the open doorway in the ceiling and landing in the captain's chair.

" NO! " Chi-Chi cried as Bura paled at what had just happened. Chi-Chi grabbed a nearby pole and catapaulted herself

onto the roof. She rushed for the hole only to have it close up just as she reached it, " AARGH! TURLES YOU OPEN THIS DOOR

AND GET OUT OF THAT SHIP RIGHT NOW! "

" Sorry Chi-Chi! Can't do that! It's MY ship! " Turles shouted back all while grinning ear-to-ear. His grin turned

into a smirk as the ship started to lift off.

" WAAaaah-! " she yelped, clutching onto part of the roof only to feel herself start to fall off the side of the

ship, " OHHH! NO NO NO! I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GO OFF AND FURTHER MANIPULATE GOKU-SAN'S MIND! THE OUJI'S ENOUGH! "

Turles tilted the ship suddenly, tossing Chi-Chi to the floor.

" OOF! " she hit the grass next to a tree.

" You know that's kind of surprising, Chi-Chi. I'd think with how you don't want Vegeta-san to be in charge that

you'd prefer my influence upon Kakarrotto rather than his. "

" Well YEAH but I don't want you to set them up for some non-platonic...ENCOUNTER! " Chi-Chi sputtered.

" Heh-heh-heh, "encounter". " he snickered at the word, " I'll remember that one. " the ship lifted up further into

the air, " See you next week Chi-Chi! You as well, Vegeta-san's confused daughter! " Turles waved, then with within 5 seconds

had left the atmosphere, leaving a huge gust of wind in his tracks.

" ... " Chi-Chi and Bura stood there in shock, both looking pale green.

" AAAAAAAAAAAH! NO! TOUSSAN! " Bura wailed in panic, clutching the sides of her head.

Chi-Chi's bottom left eyelid twitched, " This isn't going to end well. "


6:49 PM 4/26/2005

END OF PART THREE!

Vegeta: (looking pale as well) Oh boy...

Chuquita: And that wraps up Part 3!

Goku: What's Turles planning to do?

Chuquita: (grins) That will be revealed in the next chapter!

Vegeta: (flatly) There aren't any other spaceships around for Bulma or Bura to take out to try and stop him, are there?

Chuquita: (nervous laugh) Not really.

Vegeta: (gulps) ...

Chuquita: Aw, don't worry Veggie! Everything'll turn out just fine! I won't let anything too bad happen to you!

Vegeta: Hai. (nods).

Chuquita: And now for the reviewer-replies!

To tea: Glad you liked it! You'll find out in the next chapter; though Veggie kind of revealed it in this one. It wasn't

until this fic that I actually realized Turles's presence in the possible-future was unknown. So I gave him one:)

To Albino Black Sheep: Glad you liked it! More possible-future stuff was in this chapter. What Goku thinks of the film will

be in the next one.

To SupersayiankingTommy: I will bring back the other saiyajins eventually. Pan won't show up til the next fic. Don't worry,

things'll turn out alright.

To Cathowl: Oh yeah, technically Mirai isn't THIS Veggie's son. (sweatdrops) Typo. Raditsu is pretty much disturbed by the

entire situation. Wow, Cathowl has multiple brothers? Heh, poor Bardock.

To PiccoloDiamao: Glad you like it! The subplots are fun! It's a good to alternate between storylines sometimes.

To Nekoni: Glad you like it! He has been? (Makes note to include some more in the next chapter even though it was planned

anyways). Turles's evil plot goes into action in Part 4 once he reaches Bejito-sei. The video future-Goku is watching is too

explicit to describe in the fic, so what happens in it shall go without saying. :) The teeth-itching isn't over yet.

Yup! Had to postpone them, they were ready way too early. Nobody will be running into Brolli for a while. Hai, it is

confusing. I've read some of her doujinshi. I've gotten up to pg 38 or so in the really big one. I think I'll finish it

tommorow/Wednesday.

Vegeta: (looks at popsicle) Well, that was surprisingly safe.

Goku: (sticks near-entire popsicle in mouth) Mmmm-

Vegeta: GAH! BAKA! You can't eat that all at once you'll choke!

Goku: (pulls snack out of his mouth with ease) What?

Vegeta: ...nevermind. (flushes light red)

To The Big Boss: Glad you liked it and Turles! You mean will Turles fight again? Probably. Yup!

To majinbulgeta: Happy you liked it! Veggie's very happy now that he's on his homeplanet. Currently, I don't know about that.

If anything does happen it'll be in Part 4! Or 5 if there is a 5.

To RyukoVulpix: Heh, I was actually wondering just how I'd be able to fit "Ahh! Pink" into this fic's opening. Yup! Turles,

like Goku and the other type-3 saiyajins, don't give up that easily. You're right. They finally get onto Earth and Goku and

Veggie aren't there. The many alternate "Vegeta" spellings are so I don't accidentally confuse myself. Yup! That was

"King me!" which I had lots of fun writing. But I wrote it back in 2002 so its kinda dated. (There's no Gogeta, Turles, or

Brolli in it; also Veggie's semeness was still unquestioned back then). K!

To Kahlan Nightwing: They would if the dragon balls were active and able for them to make their wish; but sadly they can't.

He's up to secretly sabotaging Goku and Veggie's visit to Bejito-sei! You'll find ou in the next chapter!

To Hakura0: Glad you liked the last line! Well, that's because I don't know anyone else's birthdays. Toriyama never gave

actual birth dates and Goku and Veggie went through several different birth dates and horoscopes over the course of the

fics until I settled on pisces and scorpio which I got from one of Rissa of the Saiyajin's fics proving Goku and Veggie fit

the profiles. Veggie's actually the only one I've given a date too as well. He's the 30th of October. Goku's somewhere

between Februrary and March. Ooh! How about Goku glomping Veggie! Or if not, Goku in his usual gi and Veggie in his little

blue gi with a look of embarassment on his face at wearing it.

To Farhan: Yah, I'll eventually get a faster connection. Heh, I believe you. That info's available on my DA page.

To GokuGirl: Glad you liked it!

Vegeta: (smirks) I will.

To ShiningMoon: Happy you liked the line! That he is. Well they got there in this chapter, what they do now is in the next

one:)

To JustSomeGuy: It can't affect the past, but it can affect the chances of it being the actual version of the future that

occurs. Yup! They got there this chapter! K!

To Wolfcrysta: I don't like going to the dentist either; all that stuff they stick in your mouth... :( I've only had one

cavity though, so that's good. :) Yup! Veggie's teaching him. Ah, thank you! Yes it is 5 years. Well I wasn't completely sure

of their ages. Ooh! You still get dbz where you live? Only gt airs here now. Yeah, he is almost. Ah, SATS are hard. Lots of

rules being broken; the first 5 still remain though. I've never heard of Caramac. Is it a chocolate bar filled with caramel?

I know there's a candy bar called Carmello like that. I knew about the color red making you hungry, but I didn't know yellow

makes you buy things.

Goku: (happily eating his half of the snack) I shall pass the message a-long to them!

To Queen Phoenix: Yes, they do both want Level 3, and they could be friends if they weren't on different sides of the

Kaka-war. Well, Turles did fly off into space to do evil in this chapter. Yup, only Goku doesn't know it yet. He will by

Part 4.

To GogetaJr: Yup! I bet your guess is correct too. They've gotten there now. :) Yeah, the computers at my school are slow

with everything BUT the internet (like if you were to open a program it'd take forever, but use the internet and it's super

fast). Aw, so glad you liked Part 10. It was REALLY big.

To Kat-YaOi MaNiAc: Yup! I'm happy for Veggie as well! Future-Veggie and Future-Goku's story should wrap up in the next

chapter as well.

To hieilover135: Yup! That he has. He might; lots of possiblities for him now that he's moved on. Cathowl is on deviantart

under the same name. Aw, I'm not doing anymore inserts for a while (I mentioned it in Part 2's End Corner), but I'll think about it.

To Aseret Kitsune: Glad you liked it! I will!

To Afrodite: Thanks! Yup, Goku's bolder cuz he wants to enjoy his time with Veggie as much as he can. Actually I have quite a

few ideas for fics once I bring them all back; since its definately going to affect Veggie.

To Afrodite: Glad you like the side-story! Aww, thanks so much. I do work hard on the chapters, and things have definately

changed since Fic 100 concerning the main characters. Thank you, I appreciate it. :)

To SacredGoggles: Hai, poor Veggie's always having a moral dilema. The fact that he and the others don't even know what the

other alternate future is like (in the long run anyway; the fusions found out what that timeline's like halfway there) makes

him even more concerned. Heh, I kinda used your point in Turles's side of his arguement with Bura. Maybe. Thank you! They'll

have their picnic soon.

To Jenna & Grub: Ooh? You rode horses? I think I've only ridden one once and that was back when I was a chibi. Ah, so that's

where they are, (was wondering). Lol! Bardock's favorite is Celipa. :D Ah, Hiei's back! I am working on the request-doodle,

I just haven't finished it yet :) I might have it done for Friday.

To mkh2: Aw, so sorry about your lost review. Well at least Turles and his fellow villagers get along now. :) Heh, I can't

imagine what his kids would be like if he had any. Hai, Veggie was very homesick. I don't think I've ever been homesick

either. Short reviews are good as well.

Chuquita: (grins) And that wraps up Part 3!

Goku: HOORAY!

Chuquita: (to audiance) See you sometime next week with Part 4 everybody!

Vegeta: (worried) I hope Future-me can defeat Future-Turles.