Later.
Tarot: Guys, split up and meet back at the hideout.
The guys run off in random directions, most of them run into each other.
Air: Uh, Tarot,
Tarot: Air?!!? I thought you died!
Air: That was just the stunt guy.
Tarot: Oh. If this is about your pay, save it until we get to the hideout.
Air: Actually, I wanted to know where the hideout is.
Tarot: Just run in a random direction and you'll find us.
Air: OK.
Air runs into the destroyed reactor and gets burned by the flame.
DSR: I am losing WAY too many stuntmen.
Later still.
Air is running and he runs into a girl.
Girl: What's going on?
Air : You better get out of here.
Girl: OK.
The girl walks off.
Air: Wait, aren't you going to sell me some crap for a low price?
Girl: No.
Air: Why? You're supposed to give me some worthless junk for free.
Girl: Go away.
Air goes to a bridge and sees some GOOD GUY soldiers.
Soldier 1: Die!
Soldier 2: I like milk.
Soldier 3: Die!
Soldier 4: I like milk.
Soldier 5: Die!
Soldier 6: I like milk.
Soldier 7: I'm noticing a pattern here.
Air looks down and sees some railroad tracks beneath the bridge.
Soldiers: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. GIVE YOURSELF UP.
Air hears a train.
Soldiers: GIVE UP ALREADY!!!!!!
Air jumps down onto the tracks, he lands on the tracks directly as opposed to on a train.
Air: Ow.
He then sees the train heading at him.
Air: %^#$&^!
The train hits Him.
Air: %#$&.
Air climbs onto and then into the train.
In the train.
Tarot: Air! Where were you?
Jenny: Jeesh Air.
Air: Sorry.
Tarot: You better be sorry you #^@^ idiot! You were sittin' on your lazy @$$ and didn't give a #^@^ about us you #&&$%!
Jenny: Here's our stop.
The team jumps out.
Tarot: Here's our hideout.
Air: A town? Are all these other guys members of the group too?
Tarot: No you IDIOT!
Air: Does that stand for Idiots Dive In Orange Tanks?
Tarot: No. And the town isn't the HIDOUT! The tavern over there is.
The camera shows a run-down bar.
Air: Does that stand for His Insane Doctor Over Uses Traps?
Tarot: When I say something in Caps, it doesn't mean it's an acronym. Take GOOD GUY for example.
Air: Does that stand for Gold Orangutans Oppose Dumb Guys Under Yaks?
Tarot: Shut up. How about when the soldiers said GIVE UP ALREADY in all caps?
Air: How do you know about that?
Tarot: That's irrelevant.
Air: Anyway, that stood for Gray Idiotic Vultures Envy Ugly People And 'Lucy' Reruns Eating Aardvarks Dyed Yellow.
Tarot: OK, now really shut up.
They run into the tavern and see an ugly PERSON with a-
Air: Does that stand for People Eat Red Stuff On Newspapers?
DSR: No.
Anyway, an ugly Person and a kid are in the tavern.
Air: Tiara!??! You're the bartender?!
Tiara: Yes you jerk. Remember?
Air: I don't care that the planets dieing, I just want my money.
Tarot: What?
Air: Well, we forgot to have this conversation in Playdoh reactor 1.
Kid: Daddy!
Tarot: Son, I mean daughter!
Kid: I missed you daddy.
Tiara: Air, want a drink?
Air: Yes.
Tiara: TOO BAD YOU #%$#%@#!!!!
Air: Does that stand for-
Tarot: Look Air, Pinball!
Air: YAY!!!!
Air goes to the pinball machine and starts breaking it. Suddenly, he gets lowered down to a basement.
Air: Cool.
Everyone else gets down into the hideout.
Tarot: Let's watch the news.
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So, that's it more as soon as I get 2 reviews. 2.
Tarot: Guys, split up and meet back at the hideout.
The guys run off in random directions, most of them run into each other.
Air: Uh, Tarot,
Tarot: Air?!!? I thought you died!
Air: That was just the stunt guy.
Tarot: Oh. If this is about your pay, save it until we get to the hideout.
Air: Actually, I wanted to know where the hideout is.
Tarot: Just run in a random direction and you'll find us.
Air: OK.
Air runs into the destroyed reactor and gets burned by the flame.
DSR: I am losing WAY too many stuntmen.
Later still.
Air is running and he runs into a girl.
Girl: What's going on?
Air : You better get out of here.
Girl: OK.
The girl walks off.
Air: Wait, aren't you going to sell me some crap for a low price?
Girl: No.
Air: Why? You're supposed to give me some worthless junk for free.
Girl: Go away.
Air goes to a bridge and sees some GOOD GUY soldiers.
Soldier 1: Die!
Soldier 2: I like milk.
Soldier 3: Die!
Soldier 4: I like milk.
Soldier 5: Die!
Soldier 6: I like milk.
Soldier 7: I'm noticing a pattern here.
Air looks down and sees some railroad tracks beneath the bridge.
Soldiers: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. GIVE YOURSELF UP.
Air hears a train.
Soldiers: GIVE UP ALREADY!!!!!!
Air jumps down onto the tracks, he lands on the tracks directly as opposed to on a train.
Air: Ow.
He then sees the train heading at him.
Air: %^#$&^!
The train hits Him.
Air: %#$&.
Air climbs onto and then into the train.
In the train.
Tarot: Air! Where were you?
Jenny: Jeesh Air.
Air: Sorry.
Tarot: You better be sorry you #^@^ idiot! You were sittin' on your lazy @$$ and didn't give a #^@^ about us you #&&$%!
Jenny: Here's our stop.
The team jumps out.
Tarot: Here's our hideout.
Air: A town? Are all these other guys members of the group too?
Tarot: No you IDIOT!
Air: Does that stand for Idiots Dive In Orange Tanks?
Tarot: No. And the town isn't the HIDOUT! The tavern over there is.
The camera shows a run-down bar.
Air: Does that stand for His Insane Doctor Over Uses Traps?
Tarot: When I say something in Caps, it doesn't mean it's an acronym. Take GOOD GUY for example.
Air: Does that stand for Gold Orangutans Oppose Dumb Guys Under Yaks?
Tarot: Shut up. How about when the soldiers said GIVE UP ALREADY in all caps?
Air: How do you know about that?
Tarot: That's irrelevant.
Air: Anyway, that stood for Gray Idiotic Vultures Envy Ugly People And 'Lucy' Reruns Eating Aardvarks Dyed Yellow.
Tarot: OK, now really shut up.
They run into the tavern and see an ugly PERSON with a-
Air: Does that stand for People Eat Red Stuff On Newspapers?
DSR: No.
Anyway, an ugly Person and a kid are in the tavern.
Air: Tiara!??! You're the bartender?!
Tiara: Yes you jerk. Remember?
Air: I don't care that the planets dieing, I just want my money.
Tarot: What?
Air: Well, we forgot to have this conversation in Playdoh reactor 1.
Kid: Daddy!
Tarot: Son, I mean daughter!
Kid: I missed you daddy.
Tiara: Air, want a drink?
Air: Yes.
Tiara: TOO BAD YOU #%$#%@#!!!!
Air: Does that stand for-
Tarot: Look Air, Pinball!
Air: YAY!!!!
Air goes to the pinball machine and starts breaking it. Suddenly, he gets lowered down to a basement.
Air: Cool.
Everyone else gets down into the hideout.
Tarot: Let's watch the news.
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So, that's it more as soon as I get 2 reviews. 2.
