10:00 PM 4/28/2005
E-mail: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz movie 12 "The Rebirth of the Fusion! Gokuh and Vegeta!"
Vegeta: Kakarotto, watch me beat this guy. But you stay out of this!
Gokuh: Vegeta!
Vegeta: It's been a long time since I've been able to really cut loose in combat. Watch out monster!
Gokuh: Stop it Vegeta!
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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (wagging his tail) I liked that quote!
Goku: (sweatdrops) (perks up) Cut loose Veggie!
Vegeta: (smirks) I shall.
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 4 everybody! This may or may not be the last chapter of this fic!
Vegeta: Not completely sure yet are you?
Chuquita: Wait'll I get halfway there, by then I should know.
Vegeta: Ah.
Goku: (watching the tv) Ooh! It's the Veggieflashback episode!
Chuquita: (happily sits down beside him) YAY! This is one of my favorite gt eps!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) But its just a clipshow episode.
Goku: (grins) From VEGGIE'S point of view.
Vegeta: (flushes red) (flatly) Wonderful.
Chuquita: (watching Majin Veggie fighting Goku) I can't wait til this show comes back to CN in May! It's easily been 1 or 2 years since it's been off the air.
Vegeta: (even larger sweatdrop) You don't even remember how long its been since it's been on!
Chuquita: (cheesy grin) Well, no.
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: (thinks) I do remember that CN gave it the whole last week of weekday Toonami and then took it off. When the block moved to Saturdays they replaced it with gt.
Goku: (watching the tv Veggie watch his tv self fighting Kid Buu) We should go find the videotapes of all this.
Chuquita: Yeah, I have a bunch of Buu and Cell eps that I taped on the vcr back here a while ago.
Vegeta: Like you can find anything in that room.
Chuquita: Hey, I know my mess; I could tell you were 90 percent of the stuff in my room is. Infact I have a few of the tapes by the old printer upstairs..and some next to and under by bed...they're all in cases too so they should be safe.
Goku: (whips out several tapes) How come they're all labeled "Veggie"?
Chuquita: I didn't have the most organized numbering system.
Goku: (flips though them) Veggie 1, Veggie 2, (grins) I wanna see what's on Veggie 3!
Vegeta: ACK! NOYOUDONT! (snatches tape away)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) ...we really need to get some Buu saga dvds.
Goku: (pouts) But all they sell around here is Freeza and Cell.
Chuquita: (grins) And that's why I'm glad I'm going to King of Prussia Mall this weekend! They have at least 5 movie stores; there's BOUND to be something there!
Vegeta: (raises an eyebrow) Why do they call it "King of Prussia Mall" when its in Pennsylvania and the actual country of Prussia no longer exists?
Chuquita: (blinks cluelessly) ...I don't know. (grins) But it's a fun mall and the biggest one on the East
Coast and we only get to go there a few times a year! I'm so excited!
Goku:)
Chuquita: And now for Part 4!
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Summary: It's Valentine's day again and this time Veggie's going all out to celebrate by taking his favorite peasant to his favorite place, Bejito-sei! But with how unusually suspicious everyone's been of him lately will Veggie and Goku even get to their homeplanet intime for the Belatedly-scheduled holiday? And what sort of strange plot is Turles up to concerning this trip to Bejito-sei?
Part 4 Chapter Titles: Veggie is home l A request for Dende l Capes l We have to stop Turles! l Plan B l Piccolo Sr's Plot l FISH! l The furthering adventures of.. l Toothache l Veggie made a mistake? l Platonic Sleep l Turles's evil scheme l Moonlight l Instincts l Toothache l I think we beat him? l Run Veggie! l The long night ahead l
" AHHH! Kakarrotto just smell that wonderful air! " Vegeta took a deep breath as they walked up towards the
royal castle, " This really IS going to be the best Veggietine's Day ever! " he gushed excitedly, spinning around on his
toes only to freeze in place when he felt the larger saiyajin staring at him. Vegeta stood back up, " Ah haha..haha.. " he
laughed nervously, " Don't tell anyone you saw that. " he said flatly.
" My lips are sealed, Veggie! " Goku chirped as they approached the front door.
The ouji opened the front door and stepped inside, " Inside my HOME. My REAL home! " Vegeta boasted.
Goku sniffed the air, " Wow, it still smells fresh in here. "
" That, my favorite peasant, is because your wish brought the planet back to its exact state before Freeza
destroyed it. " Vegeta nodded, then paused to do a couple warm-up stretches, " And now for the four-floor jog to my room! "
" Veggie's room's that high? " Goku blinked, surprised.
" Mmm-hmm! " the ouji turned while still jogging in place to face him, " Two whole floors higher than the room I
stay in at Capsule Corp. My home's got 10 floors in all! " he said proudly.
" What's on the 10th floor? " Goku asked with cheerful curiousity.
" ... " Vegeta went silent, a bewildered look on his face, " Ya know...I don't know. "
" Let's find out! " Goku pumped his fist in the air.
" We can find out later. FIRST we head to my room and drop our stuff off, then I'll take you on a tour of my home,
and after that we can go to the best resturant in the city and I'll cook you some real saiyajin cuisine, and then, and then
we'll tour the entire city, and then we'll go to another one of the cities and find their best resturant and I'll TEACH you
how to cook some real saiyajin cuisine, and finally we'll come back here to my home and spend the night sleeping platonically
in my real bed! " Vegeta eagerly explained to him, bouncing around.
" I like it when Veggie's happy. " Goku smiled warmly.
" OH! " Vegeta said suddenly. He stopped jogging, " Kakarrotto you know what we should do on our way to my room?
We should find one of the storage rooms and get ourselves some real authentic saiyajin armor! And capes! " Vegeta grabbed
Goku by the hands, " Kakarrotto how would you like a cape? "
" GASP! " Goku gasped with joy, " C..could I get an orange cape? "
Vegeta smirked, " I bet we have one just for you. "
" OHVEGGIE! " the larger saiyajin promptly glomped him and let out a large purr.
Vegeta smiled.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
Vegeta began to nervously sweat, " Umm, Kakarrotto? I platonically luv you too, but...uh... "
Goku gently set the smaller saiyajin down, " Aw Veggie you make me so happy! "
" Yeah.. " Vegeta trailed off, his arms feeling numb and a flushmark across his face.
" Now! Let's go get those capes! " Goku said happily, heading towards a nearby flight of stairs. Vegeta waddled
dizzily after him.
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" ▫DING▫DONG▫ "
Piccolo opened one eye. The older namekian was hovering over the living room floor in meditation. He closed his left
eye.
" ▫DING▫DONG▫DING▫DONG▫DING▫. "
Piccolo sighed, then got up and opened the door, " Hello? "
" Greetings! " Bejito grinned; the rest of the saiyajin group behind him, " Are you the "guardian of Earth"? "
" ... " Piccolo sweatdropped, then closed the door, " Dende, it's for you. " he called over to him, smirking.
" Why does the look on your face suggest I shouldn't answer the door at all? " Dende paled at the cool smirk on the
taller namekian's face.
Piccolo just went back to his spot and resumed his meditation.
" Ehhh.. " Dende twitched, then opened the door, " Yes? "
" Hello there! Are YOU the "guardian of Earth"? " Bejito asked.
" Hai. " Dende nodded, then froze when he saw the halos above Bejito and the other saiyajin's heads, " Y..you're
DEAD! "
" Why how convenient of you to notice! May we come in? "
Dende silently counted the number of saiyajin including the living ones; :NINE: he then silently counted the
amount of food currently stored within his house and sweatdropped, " Ah...maybe it would be best if I could talk to you
outside. "
" Of course. " the ou smirked. Dende walked out of the house and closed the door behind him.
" So. "
" So. "
Dende glanced over at Raditsu and the fusions, then zipped over to them and whispered, " How did your relatives.. "
" ..and Nappa! " Gogeta chirped.
Dende sweatdropped, " ..and Nappa get here? They're all dead. "
" We're not completely sure. They won't tell us. " Raditsu folded his arms.
" Hmm.. " Dende folded his own arms in thought.
" So, will you be able to help us? " Celipa asked.
" Huh? " Dende looked back over at her and the other dead saiyajin, " Well that depends. What do you need help with?"
Bardock held out the dragon radar, " We want you to recharge the dragon balls early so that we can use them to wish
back all the saiyajin killed by Freeza and move them back to Bejito-sei. "
" Wish them all back? " Dende gawked.
Bejito smirked wickedly at him, " You'll help us do that, right? "
Dende sweatdropped.
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" Hahaha! " Goku laughed as he happily tugged at the bright orange cape hooked onto the back of his dark blue
saiyajin armor, " Oh Veggie I feel so fancy! "
" You look fancy. " the ouji said, impressed and while still wearing his usual blue training uniform, " I bet if
the rest of the saiyajin were here I could pass you off as my personal...umm..my private...ah... " Vegeta tried to think of
a title that didn't sound as if it had an underlying non-platonic meaning to it, " My official bodyguard! Hai! I like how
that sounds! " Vegeta beamed. He walked around Goku, looking at the uniform the larger saiyajin wore. Goku wagged his tail,
" You know Kakarrotto, if I made you my bodyguard I could have you around 24/7 without anyone questioning our purely
platonic motives. "
" Really? " Goku's eyes widened.
" Well, on this planet anyway. I don't know exactly how that'd work on Earth. " Vegeta said deep in thought.
" Yeah, I do not think Chi-chan'd be very happy a-bout me guarding Veggie's body all day long. She'd get lonely. "
Goku frowned.
" HAH! " Vegeta let out a mock-laugh as they continued their stroll through the city, " Kakarrotto I seriously doubt
that Onna could get TOO lonely without your constant presence. Afterall she handled those 7 years you were gone like a pro. "
the ouji chuckled, then paused, " Of course, you left her with a brand new kaka-baby and left me with a deep dark depression
that I don't think ever completely went away. " he mumbled the last part to himself.
Goku stood there suddenly directly infront of Vegeta, holding his arms outstretched in pre-hugging position.
Vegeta laughed nervously, " N..not that I need any physical contact with you to cure that. I'll probably just forget
the pain overtime. " he side-stepped Goku and continued on, a flushmark over the bridge of his nose.
" It's such a big city, Veggie. " Goku said in awe as they walked down the street, " It kinda reminds me of West
City. Kinda. " he tilted his head, looking up at one of the bigger buildings.
Vegeta passed by a grocery shop with fresh fruit layed out on a rack infront of it. The ouji licked his chops and
picked a large, bluish-teal fruit off a pile and took a bite out of it, " Mmmm... " the smaller saiyajin purred, " I forgot
how much I luv the food on my homeplanet. Infact, when we do go back to Earth, I'm taking a bunch of these fruits and making
a pie. Or a fruit-salad. Or shakes. Or smoothies.. " Vegeta's stomach grumbled in excited agreement as the list of possible
dishes he could make with these ingredients went on.
Goku picked up another one of the bluish fruits off the stand and took a bite, " Oh WOW! Veggie it's so juicy and
sweet! " he said happily, turning to Vegeta just intime to see the ouji take another bite. Goku felt his teeth begin to
itch wildly again and he quickly snapped his mouth shut.
Vegeta swallowed and glanced at him, " Kakarrotto? "
" Veggie my teeth are itching again. " Goku said, worried.
" You know that's really odd, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said, finishing off his piece of fruit and walking up to Goku,
" Alright, I want you to bend down and open your mouth wide so I can get a good view of your teeth. "
Goku did so.
The ouji formed a small ball of ki and held it up to Goku's mouth to look inside, " Hai...I don't see anything out of
the ordinary. Your incisors..look a little more pronounced but I'm probably just comparing it to my own teeth so.. "
Something unseen came out from behind the bushes and promptly pushed Goku foward, knocking him off-balance. The
larger saiyajin fell foward sending both himself and Vegeta to the ground with a thump.
" Oww. " Goku rubbed his back, then realized his voice sounded muffled and looked over a the source. He sweatdropped
to see his mouth was now covering half of the ouji's shoulder.
" A...a...ah... " Vegeta choked out in horror as he lay there with his back against the ground and Goku ontop of
him with the larger saiyajin's teeth pressing ever-so-gently against his shoulder.
Goku blinked at him blankly.
" A...am I bleeding? " the ouji gulped.
The larger saiyajin opened his mouth wider so he could pull it off Vegeta's shoulder, " Not that I can see. "
Vegeta quickly yanked himself out from under Goku and began to examine his shoulder with deep serious intrigue. Other
than two small indents in the skin, there was absolutely no reason to believe the skin had been broken. Vegeta sighed with
relief, " Oh that was close. " he smiled weakly.
" What was close? " Goku raised an eyebrow.
" Oh! Nothing! " Vegeta said cheerfully; eager to brush it off, " How about I show you some of those locations the
GIANT FISH like to hang out at? "
" REALLY? " Goku's eyes widened to 5 times their usual size and a long droplet of drool hung from the side of his
mouth, " Me 'n Veggie catching a giant fish and then sharing it together? "
" Yes! Infact what do you say we catch one and bring it back here to cook up in one of these fine resturants? "
Vegeta motioned to the several nearby resturants.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, " WOW! My very first fishing session on me 'n Veggie's homeplant! With Veggie! "
" Mmm-hmm. " the ouji contently nodded.
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" KAASANKAASANKAASANKAASAN! " Bura chanted with terror as she rushed down the stairs, soon followed after by Chi-Chi,
" KAASAAAAAN! "
" Hm? " Bulma looked over from her computer.
Bura screeched to a halt infront of her, " OHKAASANYOUGOTTAHELPMETURLESFOUNDOUTABOUTTOUSSANANDKAKARROUJOSMAGICAL-
HONEYMOONLIKEGETAWAYANDHEWENTTOGOSABOTAGETHEMANDWEGOTTASTOPHIMBEFOREHEDOESANYPERMANENTDAMAGETOTOUSSANSSEMESTANDING! "
Bulma sweatdropped at the huge sentence the demi-saiyajin had just rapidly fired at her, " Yes? "
" Turles found out where the Ouji took Goku-san and now he's gone after them in his own ship, do YOU have a way to
either stall his ship, warn Goku-san and the Ouji, or send me up after him to shoot him down? " Chi-Chi spoke up.
" Well I did have communications with Vegeta but he told me to..wait..TURLES found out? " Bulma gasped, then
turned to Bura, " And CHI-CHI found out? "
" Hai. Forgive me Kaasan he guessed it. " Bura nodded sadly.
" HEY! " Chi-Chi snapped, " How come I only get a question mark and Turles gets a question mark AND an exclaimation
point! I can be just as dangerous and threatening as he can! "
Bulma and Bura simultaneously sweatdropped.
" Is that really such a thing to get upset over? " Bulma said.
" Oooh...ANYWAY, how do you suppose we stop Turles? " Chi-Chi folded her arms.
" Well, we can't. "
" WHAAAT! "
" Vegeta cut communications with me earlier so I can't warn him; and Turles's ship was the only other spaceship on
available so we can't go after him. " she sighed dejectedly.
" COME ON! There has to be something! " Chi-Chi gawked.
" PLEASE Kaasan! Kakarroujo's future oujodom and Toussan's semeness depend on it! " Bura pleaded, " Please THINK! "
" Hn... " Bulma put her hands on her hips in thought, then froze suddenly, " OH! "
Bura smiled with hope.
" Raditsu's ship! I think I still have it lying around somewhere! It's a little worn but I could probably get it
up and running within a few days! " she gave the a thumbs-up.
" HOORAY! " Bura cheered, " You can fix up the ship and then we'll send Raditsu up to stop Turles! "
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" OHhhhhhhhhhhh... " Raditsu shuddered.
Vejitto looked over at him, confused, " Uncle Ditsu its 80'F out here. How could you get a chill. "
" I don't, know... " he looked around, suddenly very uneasy.
" AHHHHHH! What do you mean you can't recharge them! " Bejito exclaimed in shock.
" I mean I can't recharge them. Its not the healthiest way to do things and I don't think Shenlong would be too
happy about it either. " Dende explained to them.
" But, but you did it before. Kakarrotto and Vegeta's sons-who-weren't-created-through-sexual-intercourse told us
about how you revived the dragon balls for Bardock's grandson's wedding gift. " Nappa pointed out.
Dende twitched and glanced over in the fusions' direction.
Vejitto and Gogeta grinned and waved back to him.
" ... " the guardian sweatdropped, " Listen guys, as much as I'd like to help you, I just don't have the power to
recharge the dragon balls right now. It's been too soon since they were used. They'd need at least 2 months to recuperate
before I could even try anything like that. My own ki's connected to them. " Dende told the group.
" Ohh. I don't want to go back to hfil. " Cally said, disappointed. Nappa patted her on the shoulder.
" I knew this was too good to be true. " Bardock folded his arms.
" Hey, there has to be another way, right? I mean, Bejito got us this far.. " Ruby trailed off.
" OH! " Vejitto said suddenly, " Porunga! "
" YEAH! " Gogeta lit up, " Porunga can help us! "
" Porunga? " Bejito blinked, " Who's that? "
" Heh.. " Vejitto grinned victoriously, " Porunga's the New Namek-sei dragon. There's a set of dragon balls on New
Namek-sei just like there are here. We could borrow Turles's ship and use Bulma's dragon radar, then fly there and use the
New Namek-sei dragon balls to wish you and the other saiyajins back. AND unlike Shenlong, Porunga can grant you THREE
wishes. "
" WELL THEN! " Bejito said, elated, " What are we waiting for! Let's go borrow those items and off we go! "
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" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " Piccolo Daimou Sr spread his arms out as he stood before the windy current while
staring into the passageway out of hfil. He tried to move his foot again only to find the wind was too powerful to allow
him any further, " Ingenius security tool. " he placed his arms down and the wind and passageway both ceased, " One cannot
both enter and open the doorway at the same time. You need two people for it, and one of them has to be willing to stay
behind. " the older namekian thought outloud to himself. He walked away from the mountain and sat quietly ontop of a large,
nearby rock, " Hn...I suppose I could attempt a split-form technique...but if I were to do that my power would be drastically
cut in half when I arrived back on Earth. I could create another egg-creature, but that would also cut into my ki AND age
me...OR, " Piccolo Sr smirked, an idea popping into his head as he glanced off into the more populated part of hfil, " I
could find one of my previous henchmen and teach THEM how to open the passageway. "
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" ▫SPLASH▫! " a ridiculously huge fish lept out of the water and back into the river, followed by several other
fish of similar sizes.
Goku stood there in awe of the sheer size of them.
Vegeta stood there leaning in a hunting position while grinning menacingly at the fish. The ouji kept his tail low
to the ground. Both saiyajin were in their boxers with their clothes on a rock off to the side. Vegeta, in addition to the
boxers, was still wearing his gloves, :Heh-heh: Vegeta let out a mental snicker in his head as he slowly crept towards
the river, thinking about all the delicious dishes he could possibly make with this type of fish.
" WHEEEEEEEEEEE! " Goku suddenly sped past him and lept head-first into the water.
" AAAH! KAKARROTTOWHATAREYOUDOING! " Vegeta cried out.
The fishes panicked, quickly speeding off in every direction they could possibly go.
" Oooh, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta made his hands into fists, then ran for the river and lept into the lukewarm water as
well. He looked around underwater at all the fish hurriedly passing by along with some of the smaller breeds, then nearly let
out a gasp if for the fact that he was underwater.
Goku had easily captured one of the bigger fish which he held under one arm and a dozen or so small fish under his
other arm, :This is FUN, Veggie: he gushed contently.
:Yeah...fun...: Vegeta trailed off in disbelief, then turned in the other direction and made a determined
expression, :I'm not going to let Kakarrotto catch every single fish in this river while I remain fishless: he darted off
to the right and caught one of the larger fish offguard, then grabbed it by its tail and started to swing it around in a
circular motion. Vegeta tossed the fish up into the air and out of the water, then teleported behind it and kicked the
fish across the river and onto the ground a few feet away, knocking it unconsious. The ouji contently landed by the side of
the river just as Goku emerged from underwater carrying his fish.
" WOW that was fun! " Goku chirped happily to himself.
" BWAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed victoriously, placing one of his feet upon his captured fish, " So Kakarrotto, " he
smirked, " What do you think? "
Goku stared at Vegeta, then let out a giggle, " I think Veggie's naked. "
" ... " the ouji's expression went completely blank. He looked downward and then let out a scream, " AHHH! " Vegeta
shrieked and quickly bent over so his arms covered himself, " WHERE ARE MY SHORTS! " he cried out, his face bright red.
" You probably lost them in the river, I lose wristbands 'n shorts all the time when I fish. " Goku said casually.
" HOW CAN YOU ACT SO CALM ABOUT THIS I'M, NUDE! "
" Silly Veggie. We can probably get your shorts back if we head downstream, that's how I get back 90 percent of the
stuff I accidentally lose. "
" What about the other 10 percent. " Vegeta said suspiciously.
" Usually one of the more carn-ivorious fish eats it. " Goku explained, " Chi-chan gets upset when that happens. "
" Who CARES about Onna. " Vegeta huffed, calming down and waddling over to where they'd left their clothes, " ... "
" Veggie? " Goku glanced over at him, confused.
" How eeriely convenient. My PANTS are gone too! " he twitched, embarassed.
A large menacing grin erupted from the nearby woods out of Goku and Vegeta's current range of vision. A figure
contently tossed the ouji's boxers and pants up into the air, the two items rolled up into a ball, " BWAHAHA! "
" Something's aray here. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes with suspicion, :But, there isn't anyone else on this planet
besides Kakarrotto. That would mean...no. No Kakarrotto wouldn't have done something like that. A, a wild animal probably
just wandered by and decided it would take my..pants.:
:Yeah, I'm not too satisfied with that explaination either: Nango added.
" Well, that's just going to have to do. " Vegeta nodded, " Kakarrotto! "
" Yes Veggie? "
" ACK! " Vegeta jumped back to see Goku suddenly no more than a foot away from him. Vegeta clutched at his chest from
the closeless and near-nudeness of the larger saiyajin, " Please, don't do that. " he said shakily, then coughed to clear
his throat and made a seme-ish pose, " Kakarrotto, it has come to my attention that one of the animals of the forest has
stolen my pants. "
" Really? " Goku said, surprised, " Does that, happen often? "
" Yes. Quite often infact. " Vegeta lied, " It has to do with..the material and such. "
" Oh? " the larger saiyajin watched him, baffled. He lit up, " OH! I know! " Goku set his fish down, " Hey Veggie
would you like to borrow my bo.. "
" ..NO! " Vegeta yelped, " I..I'm fine, look? " he grabbed his cape, unhooked it from his armor and wrapped it around
his waist, " There. I can get a new pair of boxers and pants at one of the shops in the city. "
" Is Veggie sure he doesn't wanna stay here and look for his old ones? " Goku asked, getting his own armor back on.
" I'm sure, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta put his upper armor back on and picked up his fish. The two saiyajin headed off
back in the direction of the city.
Goku frowned upon re-entering it, unable to read any of the store names, street signs, or otherwise, " I wish I knew
saiyago. "
" Well I'll teach you the written form eventually. " Vegeta reassured him. He lead Goku up to a large, fancy
resturant and opened the door, " Kakarrotto you take the fish and go wait inside, I'm going to get a change of clothes. " he
motioned to a shop across the street.
" You got it Veggie! " Goku gave him a thumbs-up, taking Vegeta's fish from him and lugging the fish into the
resturant behind him.
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" Well, its a city alright. " Brolli said as he looked down at the upcoming city bustling with people.
:I don't see any Capsule Corp...: Kyohaku said, smiling, :We must be in a place that's not West City:
" Ah, wonderful then! " the densetsu smirked and made a landing. He looked at the large sign before him, " "Welcome
To South City, conveniently located within distance of the Official Tenkaichi Budoukai Island". " he read outloud, " Huh.
What's a Tenkaichi Budoukai? " Brolli tilted his head.
" HEY THERE, one and all! I challange anyone who finds themselves powerful enough to take me on! If you win which I
seriously doubt, there's a hefty sum of 5000 zeni instore for you! " a large man laughed broadly as a group stood around
him.
" Hm? " Brolli easily peered over the group, considering he was a head taller than most of the people there, to see
a man wearing boxing gloves and a woman beside him holding a pile of money.
The man cocked an eyebrow and almost cracked up at the incredibly large saiyajin with the green hair, " Hey there
pal, you look like a strong one. " he snickered, " How about it champ? Care to give it a shot? " he struck a defensive pose.
The audiance moved so that Brolli could step forward, " Umm, you want me to fight you? "
" If you think you can handle it. " he smirked, " Beat me and you win the 5000 zeni my lovely girlfriend is holding
for us. " he motioned to her.
" Hi. " the young woman waved.
" Hn...I guess I could use some money for a place to stay. " Brolli thought outloud, " Alright. " he stepped up to
the man and threw a light punch, sending the man flying off into the air screaming in terror before landing in the ocean just
off-shore.
" GASP! " the fighter gasped for air, poking his head above the water, dizzy.
" ... " the girlfriend's jaw dropped along with the bag of money in her hand.
" Well, that was mildly amusing! " Brolli grinned, then picked up the bag, " I'll be taking my money now! " he said,
then headed off deeper into the city while the large group of people stared at him in shock.
" It is not going to be an easy Budoukai this year. " one guy muttered in disbelief.
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" Ahhh, MUCH better. " Vegeta said, standing infront of a mirror in his new pair of royal blue saiyajin training
pants. The ouji turned and left the clothing store only to let out a gasp.
The resturant across the street was now completely lit up in a soft glow while a warm, slow, mushy melody cascaded
through the air. Vegeta suddenly felt a wave of nervousness overcome him only to shake it off. He entered the resturant and
looked around to see all the tables had their candles lit and menus neatly set down upon them. Goku was sitting at one of the
tables with the larger fish they had caught each on their own seats while he tried to read the menu.
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped at the sight of the fish at the table, forgetting his previous non-platonic-related
fears, " Thank you fish. "
" Hm? " Goku looked up past his menu, " Veggie! You're back! " he teleported infront of the ouji and gave him a hug,
" And you've got brand new pants! "
" Indeed I have, Kakarrotto! " the ouji grinned, then picked up the fish off their seats, " Now, let's go make
ourselves some delicious meals! Would you like to help me? " he smirked.
Goku nodded vigorously, " I would LUV to help Veggie cook delicious snacks! "
" Wonderful! Follow me Kakarrotto! " he said with pride, leading Goku into the kitchen.
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" MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm " Goku mmm'd as he devoured the food before him, " Oh Veggie it's so GOOD! "
Vegeta smirked, then swallowed the food in his mouth, " See? What did I tell you about the food on our homeplanet. "
" It's GOOD, Veggie. " the larger saiyajin smiled.
Vegeta went back to eating, cutting up pieces of the fish and dipping them in sauce. The ouji dunked an entire piece
in sauce and promptly ate it. Goku felt his teeth start to itch again.
" ▫Smmmack▫ "
" ... " Vegeta froze and looked up to see the larger saiyajin had just licked his chops, " Ah ha..ah ha ha ha. "
" Hahahahahaha. " Goku contently laughed with him, " Veggie what's so funny? "
" Funny?...OH! Funny, hai, uh, nothing. Nothing really. " the ouji wipoed the sweat off his brow.
" You know what we should do tommorow, Veggie? " the larger saiyajin smiled, " We should go on our picnic. We'll
wake up super-early before the sun comes up and we'll set up camp on one of those hills by the river and watch the fishes
swim by and the sunrise and just relax together! "
Vegeta nodded, flushing, " S-sounds nice. "
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" And then we'll SPAR! " Goku grinned.
" YES! " Vegeta said suddenly, excited, " Sparring is a good way to round out such a potentially enjoyable and
completely platonic morning! "
Goku smiled back at him.
Vegeta finished off the last of his fish, then smirked sneakily at Goku, " Hey Kakarrotto, seeing as there's not
a single other sentient being on the planet aside from us.. "
A pair of eyes popped out from behind a nearby table while holding a digital camera.
" ..what do you say we go check out a few of the type-3 saiyajin peasant villages? "
" ... " the figure sweatdropped, :Knew it was too good to be true.: he chastized himself.
" Type-3 saiyajin peasant villages? " Goku tilted his head.
" Sure. You see because of the type 3 saiyajins powers and abilities to mushify their fellow saiyajin, most of us
were afraid to approach the villages; even Freeza feared them. But with nobody currently IN the villages, I think it might
be an interesting experiance to go check a few out, maybe we'll even find the village YOU come from :and maybe I can figure
out a little more of what's been going in in that complex kaka-mind of yours lately:. "
:Silly Veggie, there's nothing going on in my mind that is any different than usual: Goku tilted his head to the
side and chuckled.
Vegeta froze in place, :Would you mind getting out of my head, Kakarrotto: he twitched, embarassed.
" Veggie's worried a-bout my teeth, huh. " Goku frowned.
The ouji's body jerked slightly.
" If Veggie wants, I guess we could hook the communications back up and ask Bulma a-bout my tee.. "
" ..NO! " Vegeta shouted, reaching across the table, " This is OUR Veggietine's Day, er, Week, and I'm not going to
let it or us be influenced by anybody! Not Turles, not Onna, not Bura, not even Bulma! "
Goku stared at him, " Veggie.. "
" I just want to have a normal Veggietine's Day this time without anyone butting in and forcing me to put on an act
for them to convince both them and myself that I don't have any non-platonic thoughts and or feelings for a certain type-3
saiyajin peasant whom I happen to be sharing a meal with this very moment. " the ouji sputtered.
" Yeah, its nice to just be yourself 'n not worry about people getting mad at you for a change, Veggie. " Goku
grinned, shoveling more food into his mouth.
" ...you actually got what I just said? " Vegeta asked with curious surprise.
" Sure! " Goku paused in mid-bite, " Why wouldn't I? "
" Well, err... " the ouji looked confused, " Do you understand what I'm saying everytime I purposely speak
indirectly like that out of paranoia? "
" Sometimes. " Goku replied honestly, " But most of the time I can't cuz Veggie's dialect is hard for me to
understand when he goes into a nervous speech. "
" Ah. Well, that's nice to know. " Vegeta nodded.
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" ... " ▫
The music continued to play in the background, giving off a sappy romance novel feeling that made Vegeta's whole body
queasy and uneasy, " M..maybe we should get going back home. "
" Back to Veggie's house? " Goku asked.
" Yeeeah. I, I don't think I'm really in the mood to do anymore exploring today. " Vegeta admitted.
" That's oh-kay, I do not really care what we do as long as I do it with Veggie. " the larger saiyajin smiled.
Vegeta smiled back, " H..hai. "
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" ▫Knock▫knock▫knock▫ "
" Come in! " Bulma called up the stairs.
Raditsu opened the door, " Hey. " he waved, coming down the steps. The large saiyajin walked up to Bulma, then
looked suspiciously about for a moment, " Bulma is Turles around? "
Bulma stared at him for a moment in shock, " You're actually asking where he is? Usually you're trying to avoid him."
" Well I'm not looking for him INPARTICULAR, I'm looking for his ship. " Raditsu said bluntly.
" His..ship? "
" Yes, " a voice said, suddenly beside Bulma. She looked over and gasped to see Bejito standing there, " We'd like
to use his ship to journey to New Namek-sei, track down the dragon balls, and wish the rest of our species back to life. "
" BEJITO! " Bulma gawked, " W..what is.. "
" Interesting fact, Vegeta's girlfriend; there happens to be a mountain on this very planet that those of otherworld
can pass through which happens to be guarded by Kakarrotto's adoptive grandfather. " Bejito smirked.
" Oh! THAT mountain. " Chi-Chi said, remembering it.
" You actually know what he's talking about! " Mirai looked over at her.
" Of course. It's that mountain that kept causing the volcano that led to my village being destroyed once and nearly
destroyed a second time. " she folded her arms, " Goku-san and I even journeyed there to try and stop it. "
" When was THIS? " Bulma asked, confused.
" Between Goku-san winning the 23rd Budoukai and he and I getting married. "
" Oh? That's strange I've never heard of you two going on an adventure. " she thought outloud.
A small vein bulged on Chi-Chi's forehead.
" VEGETA maybe, but you...? "
" I GET IT, ALRIGHT! " Chi-Chi snapped.
Bulma gulped.
" Speaking of which, where is Vegeta? " Ruby asked, " As long as we're here we'd like to see him. "
" I'D like to see him too. " Chi-Chi muttered.
" He and Son-kun took the Capsule 3 to Bejito-sei for a week long Veggietine's Day vacation/trip/picnic sort of
thing. " Bulma told them.
" What's Veggietine's Day? " Bardock tilted his head.
Bulma laughed nervously, " You know what, I'll explain that to you later, it's a rather long story. "
" Ah. " the type-3 saiyajin nodded uneasily.
She turned back to Raditsu, " I hate to have to tell you this after your parents and Vegeta's parents came all this
way, but.. "
" ..oh geez! " Bardock groaned, " Here we go again! "
" We just can't win today. " Celipa sweatdropped.
" ..Turles accidentally found out about Son-kun and Vegeta leaving and took his own ship to go after them in an
attempt to sabotage it. " Bulma finished.
" Ac-curse-ed Turles, trying to ruin my only child's natural semeness with his twisted brand of evil. " Bejito shook
his fist in frustration.
" Wait, how long are you guys allowed up here? "
" Actually we never really asked Gohan Sr about that. " Cally admitted, " We just sort of assumed by the time Enma
found out we were gone that we'd already have wished ourselves back. Why? "
" Because I have an idea that can get that ship back here within the day. " Bulma smirked.
" Really! " Nappa gasped.
" Mmm-hmm. " she nodded, " First we'll send Raditsu up in his spacepod after Turles and.. "
" ..NO. " Raditsu said bluntly.
" What? "
" NO. I'm not going after him. He creeps me out; it would only encourage him. " he shuddered.
" But, its YOUR pod.. "
" ..send someone else up in it then. I'll give 'um a crash course. " Raditsu was still slightly blue from a few
horrific images strolling through his mind.
" Raditsu's right to worry; I wouldn't send ANYONE up after him, not at this time of year. " Bardock said, wiping a
light sweat off his brow.
" Baru-kun? " Celipa looked over at him, worried.
" You oh-kay Mr, ah, Son-kun's dad? " Bulma said.
" Man I haven't even been back in the living world two hours and its already... " he mumbled to himself, then
looked over at the others, " The reason I don't think its safe to send anyone after Turles is because we're smack in the
middle of type-3 saiyajin mating season. "
" WHAT! " Chi-Chi let out a horrified scream so powerful her heart nearly burst out of her chest.
" B..b..but Vegeta said it was SUMMER on Bejito-sei! " Bulma paled.
" Bulma, Vegeta was SEVEN when our planet was blown up; how much about saiyajin mating habits do you think he really
knows; aside from whatever Nappa and Raditsu felt the need to tell him which probably wasn't much anyway given his living
situation. " Bardock exclaimed.
" Not much, " Raditsu sweatdropped, " Freeza disapproved of co-worker relationships; thought if enough of us coupled
up we'd try to take him out. He'd punish you if he found out you were dating another one of the soldiers. "
Bulma folded her arms, " You know I never really thought about how much Vegeta knows about the saiyajin sex drive;
other than his own of course. "
" He doesn't. Why do you think he gets so nervous all the time when the topic comes up? " Ruby spoke up.
" What about the..uh..."non-platonic"? " Mirai asked.
" That's connected to the Ukephobia he's inherited from our fearless leader over here. " the ouho ended sarcastically
, motioning to Bejito and smirking at him.
" It's not a phobia, its a natural, seme-survival instinct that all semes have. " Bejito said proudly.
" I don't know, Bejito. I'm not afraid of the color pink. " Nappa said.
" Me neither. " Bardock added.
" ... " Bejito twitched, " SHUSHTHEBOTHOFYOU! " he snapped, then turned back to the others and letting out a snort.
:Wow, he's not Vegeta's dad, is he: Bulma sweatdropped at the ou, " So, Bardock. "
" Yes? "
" How exactly can you tell its still, ah, "spring" on Bejito-sei if you're not even there and Vegeta is. "
Bardock took his bandana off and used it to wipe his forehead of sweat again, " Well, its sort of a combination of
a year-long internal clock-like device that sets off large amounts of testosterone among other chemicals to the brain, and
your tail becoming much more sensitive to zeno rays. It also drastically increases one's alert and awareness of all that's
happening around them. " he tried to explain, " For instance, your toaster oven upstairs just went off and the scent
coming from inside it smells something like an artificial strawberry preservative. "
" A...poptart? " Mirai blinked.
" ACHOO! " Trunks sneezed suddenly, standing there in the kitchen infront of the toaster oven. He rubbed his nose
and took the strawberry poptart out from inside, " That's weird. " he muttered.
" Now the reason I'm currently not in the chokehold of the powerful heat of type-3 saiyajin mating season is
because we're too far away from Bejito-sei for enough zeno units to reach me. Also it only truely goes into affect during
the night when the sun is down and unable to neutralize any of the zeno units. " Bardock continued, " Type 3 saiyajin who
have a mate, such as myself, will seek them out during the night while those without mates will hunt down a potential mate
while in a vicious heat-induced frenzy that will make their previous teeth-itching stage feel like nothing more than a poke
in the stomach. "
" "Teeth-itching". " Chi-Chi went dangerously pale.
" But you're mated to Kakarrotto, so he has no reason to race after Vegeta. " Bardock shrugged contently.
" Umm, by "mated" do you mean "had sex with" or "bitten releasing hundreds of kaka-germs into your lover's body"? "
Bulma asked, laughing nervously.
" The 2nd one. "
" OHHHH WHY! WHY WHY WHY! " Chi-Chi wailed, slamming her head against the nearby wall.
" Aw, don't worry Onna, Kakarroujo's no seme, I doubt he'll want Toussan to do anything more than maybe sleep a
little bit closer. " Bura brushed it off.
" But his teeth WERE itching! He kept complaining about how much it was bothering him but he was afraid to go see a
dentist about it! " she groaned, " G..Goku-sa wouldn't go after the Ouji, would he? I mean, he only likes the Ouji in a
"purely platonic" way, right? "
" Of course he does. " Bulma nodded.
" Besides with how ototochan acts I doubt he'd fall under the exact circumstances to go into heat. " Raditsu pointed
out, " First he'd need to be up late at night; Chi-Chi always makes him go to bed at sunset, then he'd need to be outside;
Kakarrotto always goes to sleep in his room and Vegeta probably has them sleeping in the castle knowing him, and last he'd
need to have a constant flow of zeno units to his tail; even if they do sleep outside Kakarrotto's tail will probably be
covered by whatever blanket he's using. "
" ... " the others were silent.
" THANK YOU! " Chi-Chi shook Raditsu's hands, " Now I don't have to hijack your space-pod and fly off to Bejito-sei
afterall. " she smiled.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " You're, welcome? "
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" Ah, I luv my room. " Vegeta sighed happily as he closed the thick heavy red curtains before the large window in the
room, " I don't care, I like my privacy. "
" Hmmhmmhmmhmm hmmhmmhmm. " Goku hummed as he contently bounced up and down on Vegeta's bed in his boxers.
The ouji's face flushed, " Shouldn't you at least get some pajamas on. "
" No way! " Goku beamed, stopping his temporary bouncing to land ontop of the big plush bed that was easily the
size of Vegeta's entire Capsule Corp room, " Veggie's sheets feel nicer than ANY of my pajamas. I wanna feel them when I go
to sleep. "
" It is a magnificent bed, isn't it. " the ouji stared at his bed admiringly, " I would've moved up from my kiddy
room to this one once I hit my teens; had Freeza not kidnapped me and blown up the planet. "
" Aw Veggie let's not talk a-bout sad things right now. " the larger saiyajin pouted.
" Agreed. " Vegeta sat down and popped the first of his boots off.
" You know Veggie, if I didn't know that by doing so it would make Chi-chan sad and lonely; I think I could live here
with you forever. " Goku mused.
" ..PLATONICALLY. " Vegeta nervously injected.
" H..hai. Platonically. " Goku smiled and nodded.
Vegeta popped his other boot off, then reached over to grab his cape only to twitch in annoyment, " Kakarrotto do you
think you could help me unhook my cape from the armor? "
" Sure Veggie! " Goku hopped up from behind him and unhooked the cape. He handed it to Vegeta who folded it and set
it back in a nearby drawer. The ouji took his upper armor off, " I still like the little blue gi on you better. "
" Not a big fan of the armor? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" No, it is not that, its just that...Veggie looks so trapped in there. Gi's give you so much more flex-i-bility and
freedom to move. " Goku said.
" So? This does too. " the ouji started to pull the training uniform off.
" Well yeah but...it's different. "
" I suppose. " Vegeta flung off the rest of the uniform and got into bed as far away from Goku as he possibly could,
" Goodnight, Kakarrotto. " he called across the bed to him, his voice echoing from how far apart they were. "
A sad little stormcloud hovered over Goku's head.
" ... " Vegeta sighed tiredly, " Fine. Come on. "
" ▫WHOOSH▫ " Goku was suddenly laying exactly a foot away from him, wagging his tail.
" Better? "
Goku nodded.
" Are we happy now? "
" Very much so, little Veggie! " Goku chirped.
" Good. " Vegeta replied, " Goodnight, Kakarrotto. " he turned so that his back was facing Goku.
Goku turned so his back was facing Vegeta's back, " Goodnight Veggie. "
Outside the royal castle, the sun was just beginning to set.
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" Heh-heh-heh, man am I glad I had these zeno-unit-blocking-sunglasses. " Turles grinned as he walked throughout the
royal castle, " And this zeno-unit-blocking tail-sock! " he motioned to the black tail-sock over his tail, which sulked at
having to wear it, " Hey, don't get upset, Akkei. You only have to wear it til morning; if I took it off now with all these
windows around I'd probably end up destroying half of Vegeta-san's home. " he explained, then grimaced, " And we can't have
THAT happening. "
Turles's tail nodded sadly in agreement.
" Now let's see... " the evil type-3 saiyajin sensed around for Goku and Vegeta's ki's, " AHH! What luck! They're
right down the hall. " he headed to a large door and quietly opened it, " Oh Vegeta-saaan? " Turles said sneakily in a quiet
tone of voice so as not to wake him. Turles eyes widened in surprise.
Goku had flipped while asleep and was now once again facing Vegeta's back, the larger saiyajin's arm reaching over
the ouji's waist.
Akkei mentally giggled at the sight while Turles whipped out his digital camera and snapped a picture.
" I can't wait to see the look on Vegeta-san's face when he sees the cover of the magazine this photo'll be on! "
the evil type-3 saiyajin grinned. He put the camera away and adjusted his tail sock and sunglasses to make sure he was fully
covered as he headed for the thick curtains blocking any moonlight from entering the bedroom, " Hehhhh. " Turles grinned,
yanking them off to expose the two bright moons outside. He wrapped the curtains up in his arms and carried them out of the
room, " Well, my deed is done here, back to the ship! " he left the room, then poked his head momentarily in the doorway
again, " Sweet dreams, Vegeta-san. "
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" nNnn.. " Goku groaned. He squirmed around under the sheets from the discomfort of his teeth, which felt like they
were trying to escape out of his gums by itching them to death; and the blindingly bright light shining at him, " Oh Veggie
close the curtains. "
" Zzzz...Zzzz... " the heavily-sleeping ouji infront of him just lay there, oblivious to the world around him.
" Veggie? " Goku mumbled again, this time opening his eyes sleepily and sitting up. He peered over Vegeta's shoulder,
" Aww, Veggiesleeping. No wonder. " he laughed lightly, " Well don't worry Veggie, I'll get the.. " Goku looked up at the
window only to have his pupils dialate to 10 times their normal size, " ... " he slowly moved back to where he had
previously been sleeping and layed there quietly. Goku licked his chops once, then went silent.
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2 hours later.
" Ohhhhh, geez what the.. " Vegeta muttered in annoyance as he pulled the covers up over his head; the bright lights
finally waking him up, " Urrrrg. " he opened his eyes and rubbed his nose, " What time is it? " the ouji pulled his right
glove partially down to see his watch, which currently read 1:38am, " NANI? How can that be? Unless...unless that isn't
the sun out there, it's the moons! " he gulped, afraid to check it as a thought-bubble of himself looking at the moons and
suddenly going oozaru; thus destroying his entire room and the several floors below it hovered over his head. Vegeta's bottom
left eyelid twitched, " Kuso... " he flipped over to face Goku and poked his head out from under the covers, " Psst,
Kakarrotto? We're gonna have to sleep under the covers the rest of the night so we don't accidentally go oozaru, alright? "
Vegeta said, looking up at Goku only to let out a yelp, " Aaaa...a...Ka..Kakarrotto? "
" I..s..it time nowwww? " the larger saiyajin whispered, " Veggie? "
Vegeta stared at the wide-eyed, sweaty peasant laying a foot away from him, " Is it time for what? "
A desperate, sneaky, and amused grin appeared on Goku's face; exposing his incisors which had easily almost doubled
in size, " Time for VEGGIE! "
" WAAH! " Vegeta freaked out, grabbed his pillow and stuffed it in Goku's mouth and then bounced off the bed, " Umm,
I'm gonna, you what I'm, I'm just gonna go sleep in one of the other rooms tonight. " he slowly backed up, then closed the
door behind him and walked over to the side. Vegeta took a deep breath, " ▫WHEW▫...that's, not normal. " he said outloud,
nervous, " Zeno rays shouldn't dialate the pupils, they shrink them. " the ouji folded his arms, " Poor Kakarrotto, I hope
there isn't anything wrong with him. " Vegeta said as he walked down the hall, shuddering as he was flooded with memories
of what the larger saiyajin was like with the heart virus, " Oh Kakarrotto. " the ouji clasped his hands together with
worry.
" Oh VEGGIE. "
The ouji froze. He turned around to see Goku standing next to the now torn-open door to the ouji's room. Goku's body
was slightly hunched over, almost as if he was going to run at the ouji on all fours. His eyes were still dialated and in the
light from the window Vegeta could see just how much sweat was dripping down Goku's body, " Kakarrotto.. " Vegeta walked
towards him, concerned, " It's alright, you were probably just exposed to some of the moon's rays, it'll wear off by
morning. " he reached as if going to give the larger saiyajin a hug.
Goku licked his chops.
" ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! " Vegeta screamed, whipped around in the other direction and practically flew off
down the hall, Goku racing after him.
" VEGGIE! VEGGIE COME BACK! I JUST WANT A HUG! " the dazed peasant called out after him.
" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT HIS WAY! " Vegeta snapped frantically at him only to have Goku
suddenly teleport infront of the ouji and glomp him tightly.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
The larger saiyajin started to gently rub Vegeta's back, calming him down.
" Kakarrotto? Are you even awake? Are you asleep and just acting out what you're dreaming of? " the ouji asked him.
Goku leaned down and started to sniff Vegeta's neck and shoulder, " Hey Veggie...your shoulder smells really good. "
" My shoulder huh. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Well, that's nice, but you have to go back to bed now if you want us to
wake up before sunrise to get things ready for the picnic. "
" ▫Prrrrrrrrrrrr...▫ "
" You still want to go on your picnic, don't you? "
" H..hai. "
" Then you're going to have to let go of me, and we're both going to have to go back to bed and get some sleep. "
the ouji tried to remain as calm as he possibly could given the fact that Goku was now sniffing Vegeta's shoulder wildly.
" Kakarrotto? "
Goku's mouth opened widely over the space where the neck and shoulder met. A dazed look in his eyes while his
incisors gleamed in the moonlight.
" YAHH! " Vegeta swerved around and tripped the larger saiyajin, then made a mad dash down the hall until he sensed
another ki in the building, " Who could.. " he mumbled in confusion only to see Goku stumble to his feet and start coming
after him again, " AAAH! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GUESS ALL I KNOW IS ITS SOMEONE TO TELEPORT TO! " he put his fingers on his
forehead and promptly teleported out of the hallway.
Goku skidded to a halt, spinning around on the floor a few times before landing on his rear end. His teeth were
practically aching now. He touched his finger to one of his incisors, then removed his hand, closed his mouth, and grabbed
the sides of his cheeks in pain.
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" Ohhhhh, my head. " Future-Vegeta groaned, sitting up to find he was back in his bedroom, " I seriously doubt I
dreamt all that; though I am sort of hoping I did. " he admitted grimly to himself. He looked down to see the type-3
saiyajins had taken his armor and cape off of him; leaving the ouji in a black tank-top and his slightly baggy blue gi pants,
" Well isn't that nice of them. " Vegeta sweatdropped, then suddenly let out a gasp, " KAKARROTTO! "
" ▫Creak▫ " as if on cue the door to his room opened to expose Goku standing there holding a dvd in his right hand at
his side. He had a terribly confused look on his face and the sleeves and collar to his oujo uniform had been ripped off.
" Kakarrotto what happened what did they do to you? " the ouji freaked out, running up to him.
" They left. " Future-Goku said, still baffled, " After the movie was over a few of them gave me a hug and then they
all left. They let me keep the dvd though. " he held it up.
" What was on there? What did they show you? And what happened to your uniform! " Vegeta asked in shock. He rubbed
the fringes of what was left of the sleeves, " Your beautiful oujo uniform...how could this happen? " he gave Goku a quick
hug.
" The other pieces are in the room where we watched the movie. I don't know why I ripped them off, I think I just got
scared. " the larger saiyajin tried to explain.
" Aww. " the ouji smiled thoughtfully, " Well don't worry Kakay, I'll sew the sleeves and collar back on and we'll
get rid of that scary movie so you don't have to see such things ever again, hm? " he reached for the dvd.
Goku pulled it back, " I'll throw it away Veggie-sama, it's alright. " he smiled weakly.
" Good. I'll go get your sleeves for you. We have a lot of cleaning up to do, and now I'm probably going to have to
order a better security system, or a faster engine. " future-Vegeta thought outloud as he headed out of the room, rubbing the
side of his head.
The larger saiyajin sighed in relief. He took the top of his uniform off and set it down on the bed and headed over
to the bureau. Goku opened one of the drawers and went through half a dozen tops before pausing to stare at an old, worn,
orange one. He glanced over at his ripped oujo top, then back at the orange gi shirt, " Ohhh, " Goku grabbed the sides of
his head, " My head hurts. "
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" ▫PANT▫ ▫HEAVE▫ ▫PANT▫ ▫HEAVE▫ " Vegeta shuddered as he suddenly appeared in one of the kitchens. The light was on
and a lone figure wearing a pair of dark sunglasses stood next to the fridge sipping a drink out of a glass.
" Vegeta-san! Hello! Wonderful season spring is on Bejito-sei, eh? The flowers are blooming, the birds are back and
singing their delightful bird-like songs, and the type-3 saiyajins are just mad with procreational desire. " Turles smirked.
" YOU! " Vegeta gasped, pointing at him.
Turles only smiled back at him.
" You did something to Kakarrotto didn't you! " he shouted accusingly.
" Vegeta-san I didn't do anything more than simply allow nature to take its course. " the evil type-3 saiyajin
smirked, " Funny how you got spring and summer mixed up; though I don't blame you. This time of year they both feel the
same. However, in a month or so I'd say things around here will start to get MUCH warmer. " Turles nodded thoughtfully.
" ... " Vegeta stared at him oddly.
" Yes? "
" What's with the sunglasses? "
" Oh, just protecting myself from the same rays that've affected Kakarrotto. " Turles pointed out, " You see, I
wouldn't want to go crazy with the desire to cause mayhem and destruction while in your wonderful home. "
" And what if I look at the rays? Will I go fall into this, ah, state as well? " Vegeta asked, faultering on what
to call it.
" Sadly I have to admit that you won't. " Turles sighed, " This season only affects type-3 saiyajin, Vegeta-san. If
you looked at the moon you would simply just go oozaru instead. "
" Heh. " the ouji smirked, " So much for your grand scheme, eh? "
" ▫FWWOOOSH▫ " a rush of wind came up from behind the ouji. Vegeta turned around to see Goku standing there in ssj
with his hand on his forehead as if he'd just teleported there and was now panting excitedly.
" Aw, isn't that sweet, Kakarrotto's found you. "
" ▫PANT▫PANT▫PANT▫PANT▫ "
" Quick! Turles give me your sunglasses! "
" No way and too late, Vegeta-san. Kakarrotto's already been exposed to the moonlight. " Turles said, casually
heading out of the room, " You're just gonna have to wait until it wears off. "
" Errr... " the ouji twitched, annoyed, then turned back to Goku, " Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto listen to me. You don't
want to attack and or hurt me. "
" Of course...not. I'd NEVER..w.a..nt to hurrt Veh-gee. " the larger saiyajin strained out, " I just want my Veggie
to be happy. How can I make you happy Veggie? "
" Well, first of all, you could power back down to your normal form. " Vegeta said cautiously, moving towards the
fridge.
Goku did so but continued to almost hover over the ouji as he walked towards him, " Is Veggie happy now? "
" Yes, very happy. You, you stay in that form for now alright? "
The larger saiyajin nodded.
" In your current state of mind, yes. " the ouji said flatly, then opened the fridge door and looked around, " Now,
let's see what kind of midnight-snacks we can find for Kakarrotto. "
" SnaAAAackS? " Goku tilted his head.
The smaller saiyajin's eyes quickly darted around the inside of the fridge when he spotted a frozen fish in a
plastic bag, :Hn...do I really want to hit Kakarrotto over the head with a frozen fish in order to stop him from doing
something I know he would never do if his hormones weren't controlling him right now:
" ▫Thunk▫! " the larger saiyajin came up and hugged Vegeta from behind, " Mmm, oh Veggie I just found the most
perfect midnight snack.. "
" ! " Vegeta froze, then whipped around and promptly smacked Goku over the head with the mackeral. The larger
saiyajin tumbled back and hit the floor unconsious.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
Vegeta dropped the fish, " Well, that was an awkward victory. " he sighed, then wiped the sweat off his brow,
" Hahaha, you really had me worried there for a little while, Kakarrotto. " the ouji picked Goku up, " And I really think it
would be best if I placed you in one of the guest rooms or the oujo's room until morning. " the small saiyajin left the room
and looked out down the hallway to check which floor he was on, " GAH? The 8th floor! " he exclaimed, " I have to carry
you down four floors to get you back to bed! OHHHHhhh... " the little ouji sulked, " AND I have to make sure you don't
wake up. At least not until all those zeno units are out of your system. " he muttered, shuddering at what would happen if
the larger saiyajin did wake up, " But, but I'm sure you only came after me because I was the only other one on the planet
for you TO come after. You don't have any non-platonic feelings for "Veggie", right? "
" ... " Goku lay there, unconsious.
" Right! Right... " Vegeta reassured himself, " Nothing wrong here. Nope. " he laughed nervously, then headed for the
nearest staircase, " I'd take the elevator, but I'm not only afraid of being trapped in small closed spaces to begin with,
but knowing my recent luck we'd get trapped and you'd wake up and I'd have no possible way to escape your hormone-induced
wrath. " the ouji said as he approached the stairs and headed down, " Yup. Gonna be a long night... "
9:10 PM 5/4/2005
END OF PART FOUR!
Chuquita: Yes, there is a Part 5. (nods)
Vegeta: (twitchy-twitchy) AARG! You're being influenced by the im's!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Um, I'm sorry?
Vegeta: (groan) ...
Chuquita: Hey, don't worry. AolIM Goku and Fic Goku are two completely different Gokus. And so is Corner Goku.
Goku: Hi! (grins)
Vegeta: I fear AolIM Goku.
Chuquita: I know. (to audiance) ANYWAY! Hope you enjoyed Part 5. Sorry its a little late, it's cuz I was at King of Prussia
on Saturday; though I didn't really get much shopping done, at least not as much as I wanted to since we didn't leave early
like usual because my sister's dance number was later in the day instead of early.
Goku: (pouts) :(
Chuquita: But hey I plan to go back there soon..eventually.
Vegeta: Eventually.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Hai.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) I plan to monitor your im-ing next time.
Chuquita: ... (to audiance) And now for the reviewer-replies!
To ShiningMoon: Yup! It's probably a different Turles. Don't worry, Veggie plans on kicking Turles off the planet the next
morning. Glad you liked the ice-cream part.
To SupersayiankingTommy: Veggie's going to try to get Turles to leave the planet in the next chapter. Actually it is, but
its almost over.
To Queen Phoenix: Heh, Raditsu 'n Turles? I think you're the second or third person to suggest them together. Actually I
never really thought about that. Hai, Turles definately makes Raditsu uneasy/nervous.
To Hakura0: Thanks for the pic! Ah, I think I get it. You think I'm over-using Turles's "enjoys-scaring-Veggie" aspect of
his personality. Well, Bulma's busy so often she just doesn't have that much time to spend with Veggie. Heh, Hercule doesn't
even know Brolli's on Earth; neither does anyone else.
To RyukoVulpix: She's very worried about Veggie lately, especially since he's come back. Glad you like the references :)
Well, Future-Turles has left so at least Future-Goku and Future-Veggie are safe now. Thanks!
To Kat-YaOi MaNiAc: Glad you liked it! Hai, Future-Goku knows much of the stuff present-Goku is in the dark of. You'll find
out in this chapter:)
To GokuGirl: One day I will :) But no, I haven't been to any before. The closest I've been is that Kinokuniya (sp?) bookstore
in NY (which is where I got my dbz kanzenban and tankoben books; and a db cd). Hope you have fun at Otakon though! I shall
check out the website :D I'm in New Jersey actually (points to boardwalks, wawa's, and blueberries).
Vegeta: (wags his tail) How I luv encouragement of my semehood like that. :)
To Afrodite: Glad you liked Piccolo Sr's insertion. He puts his plot into escaping hfil into action in the next chapter.
Bejito and the other saiyajins are so much fun to use; they're one of the reasons I really want to bring the saiyajins back
soon. Hee I couldn't believe I forgot to age her, Goten, and Trunks before. It is like that.
Vegeta: (grins) (wags his tail as he puts his gift on) WOW! This has been such a fun "replies" session so far!
To Kahlan Nightwing: Lol! Hai! I was wondering if anyone'd notice that :) Level 3 references are fun. Glad you liked it!
To JustSomeGuy: Actually, it is. (Poor Veggie) But at least Goku won't be affected by it in the daytime, and as long as he
keeps himself away from the moonlight he'll do fine. Nope, cuz then I'd have to bump the rating up to R. (The movie was a
lemon). Well, other than drag him back to his room and take his armor, not much. Veggie got away surprisingly easy. You'll
find out!
To Wolfcrysta: Randomness:D Turles has actually taken quite a few pictures since he got to Bejito-sei. Future-Goku's just
very confused right now. Well, Brolli's trying his best to avoid the rest of the characters, especially Veggie since he's
trying to move on with his life. I don't think Raditsu can be mushy. The gang of dead saiyajins will get their wish soon.
It's been unusually cold here as well. It's May and we're still in the upper 50's lower 60's. :( Usually we're in the 70's
by now. Ah, it's easily been 3 or 4 years since they aired the Android/Cell saga here. I'd like to see some of it again;
Buu saga's my favorite though. We haven't gotten DB for a while either. GT airs here Monday through Thursday at 10:30pm. It
used to be on Toonami at 10 and 10:30, but once the new eps ran out they replaced it with One Piece. Ah, SATS..they're hard.
And I heard they added an essay portion to it too. (shudders) I dislike essay-writing; I prefer multiple choice :) OH! Ok!
I'll look it up on google. Happy early birthday then:)
To Nekoni: So glad you liked it! An Turles! Hai, Future-Goku's definately starting to remember something now that he's seen
the video. Actually it sort of started out with Goku and Veggie sparring on Earth in their Buu-saga outfits and...then
certain things happened. Well, I did put that scene in the random-comic-strips comic I'm drawing right now; so once I finish
it you'll get to see Goggie meeting Bejito for the first time. Oh it was a fun doujinshi:)
Vegeta: ... (face flushed red) There goes that seme feeling I had earlier... (sweatdrops)
To Nekoni: Actually the first one did have your full review afterall.
To GogetaJr: You'll find out this chapter:D Heh, Veggie does like to keep warm. Glad you liked it. You're correct! Ah, I
wish I had a faster connection too. The computers at my school have T1 modems! They're the best :) (well technically T3 is
the best but only big companies can use those). I have a 56k phone modem XD Heh, its been so long I'm not sure how much
stuff I have. Aw, that was nice of 'um. :) K!
To draco star home: So glad you like my fics! Ah, that one...(thinks) "Me Myself and I"? I really don't know who was in what
body at the end of that one, but it wasn't until a couple years ago that the continuity got a little closer so some of the
older fics have plotholes. :) That was a fun story to write though cuz it was a different genre that I don't normally use.
To The Big Boss: Glad you liked it:)
To Spot and Jenna: Ok! LOL! Hiei's "dress". Aw, the chibis need a hug. Lol, donuts! Heh, Hiei left. XD Food is good :)
Lol, "I belong here". Hai, but at least with King Bejito, Raditsu actually wants to help him.
To PiccoloDiamao: Heh, glad you liked having Piccolo Sr in the fic. His plot to escape goes into action when he recruits one
of his old minions to open the passageway next chapter. Thanks so much! They could actually if Piccolo Sr gets to stay on
Earth after this is all over.
To orchideater: Aw, its oh-kay! You'll find the rest of it out in the next chapter. :) Glad you like it; they'll do more
exploring once Veggie kicks Turles off the planet and after they have their picnic.
Chuquita: And that's the end of Part 4! (to audiance) My finals are next week, I got 5 of 'um in all to take; wish me luck!
Vegeta: At least when they're over you'll have a break from school.
Chuquita: Yeah, I still gotta take that mini gym course, but it shouldn't be too hard; I even bought a wiffle bat 'n ball if
I need it! (swings bat in the air)
Vegeta: (dodges bat) (sweatdrops) Careful with that.
Chuquita: (to audiance) See you sometime next week everybody!
Goku: Byebye!
