Thank you for reading chapters 1&2. As you probably know, they went to the
Hideout, now they must watch the news.
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They turn on a plasma screen to the news.
Reporter (on TV): Today on channel 9,999,999 news: a rebel group called "The Super Dudes", attacked Playdoh reactor 1 today-
Air: Hey! That group stole our name and our goal!
Tarot: Idiot. That wasn't our name anyway.
Reporter: Many people were killed in the-
Big: BORING!
Air: I concur.
Tarot: Concur?
Air: Word-a-day calendar.
Air pulls the remote off the table and randomly starts pushing buttons.
Weird guy on TV: We'll be right back to 'The guy in the cap' after these commercial messages.
TV Ad: This Fall.
A large tree-like thing, possibly a large tree, appeared one
night
The residents of a nearby town sent a search party to
investigate
The search went pretty well.
Cut to some guys walking through a field:
Guy 1: Yay!
Guy 2: Yay!
Both: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! No! I mean, Yay!
But when they arrived, they saw that the tree was made of a
wood-like substance
Cut to the guys running back:
Guys: No! No! No! No! No! No! OW! Stupid Tiger Trap!
And on the way back, they saw a crop circle.
They're coming.
To your home VIDEO!!!!!!
"Woody Aliens."
Not associated in any way with Woody Allen.
Back to our heroes:
Tarot: That was stupid.
Air: I want to' see it some time!
Tarot: Why were they afraid of wood anyway?
Air: And did that stand for Video Idiots Die Early On?
Tarot: I never thought I'd say this, but it's plausible.
Air: Really?
Tarot: No.
Tiara: That was stupid.
Air: What should we blow up next?
Tarot: Playdoh reactor 5. Oh, and guys, we earned a reputation as 'the super dudes', so that's our name.
Jenny: WHAT!!!!!
Tarot: It ain't that bad.
Tiara: Yeah it is. I don't want to join a group called 'the super dudes'
Air: Then don't join us.
Tiara: I don't want to leave Tarot alone.
The lift comes down and the girl, (Tarot's daughter, not the one who Air tried to get junk from), is riding it.
Tarot: Hey, Charlene.
Girl: Hi Daddy!
Air: Wait, if Tiara joins us who's gonna' watch this bar?
Tiara and Tarot: Charlene.
Girl (Charlene): WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!!
Air: She's pretty hyper. Why are letting a four year old run a tavern?
Tiara: The Economy is just so bad that kids run bars all the time.
Tarot (to Tiara): Good save.
Tiara: And she sometimes drinks Vodkas while she's working.
Air: YOU HAVE VODKAS!!!!!!
Tiara: Yeah, you want one?
Air: No, I was speaking in an acronym. I said-
Tarot: (to Tiara) plug your ears.
Air: .Yellow Osprey Under Hats Are Very Easy Vulture Order Dingo, Kraylids Also Stink.
Tiara: Was that relevant to anything?
Air: No.
Tiara beats Air to a pulp.
Tarot: You're in.
Air: This ain't the Matrix, ya' know.
Tarot: Shut up.
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So, yeah. If you're wondering, that movie 'Woody aliens' won't be coming to a theater near you. I made it up for no reason except for humor, and I know it has nothing to do with FFVII. Also, this chapter, I had already written. So don't expect to see updates so soon anymore.
To Be Continued (If I get more reviews).
They turn on a plasma screen to the news.
Reporter (on TV): Today on channel 9,999,999 news: a rebel group called "The Super Dudes", attacked Playdoh reactor 1 today-
Air: Hey! That group stole our name and our goal!
Tarot: Idiot. That wasn't our name anyway.
Reporter: Many people were killed in the-
Big: BORING!
Air: I concur.
Tarot: Concur?
Air: Word-a-day calendar.
Air pulls the remote off the table and randomly starts pushing buttons.
Weird guy on TV: We'll be right back to 'The guy in the cap' after these commercial messages.
TV Ad: This Fall.
A large tree-like thing, possibly a large tree, appeared one
night
The residents of a nearby town sent a search party to
investigate
The search went pretty well.
Cut to some guys walking through a field:
Guy 1: Yay!
Guy 2: Yay!
Both: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! No! I mean, Yay!
But when they arrived, they saw that the tree was made of a
wood-like substance
Cut to the guys running back:
Guys: No! No! No! No! No! No! OW! Stupid Tiger Trap!
And on the way back, they saw a crop circle.
They're coming.
To your home VIDEO!!!!!!
"Woody Aliens."
Not associated in any way with Woody Allen.
Back to our heroes:
Tarot: That was stupid.
Air: I want to' see it some time!
Tarot: Why were they afraid of wood anyway?
Air: And did that stand for Video Idiots Die Early On?
Tarot: I never thought I'd say this, but it's plausible.
Air: Really?
Tarot: No.
Tiara: That was stupid.
Air: What should we blow up next?
Tarot: Playdoh reactor 5. Oh, and guys, we earned a reputation as 'the super dudes', so that's our name.
Jenny: WHAT!!!!!
Tarot: It ain't that bad.
Tiara: Yeah it is. I don't want to join a group called 'the super dudes'
Air: Then don't join us.
Tiara: I don't want to leave Tarot alone.
The lift comes down and the girl, (Tarot's daughter, not the one who Air tried to get junk from), is riding it.
Tarot: Hey, Charlene.
Girl: Hi Daddy!
Air: Wait, if Tiara joins us who's gonna' watch this bar?
Tiara and Tarot: Charlene.
Girl (Charlene): WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!!
Air: She's pretty hyper. Why are letting a four year old run a tavern?
Tiara: The Economy is just so bad that kids run bars all the time.
Tarot (to Tiara): Good save.
Tiara: And she sometimes drinks Vodkas while she's working.
Air: YOU HAVE VODKAS!!!!!!
Tiara: Yeah, you want one?
Air: No, I was speaking in an acronym. I said-
Tarot: (to Tiara) plug your ears.
Air: .Yellow Osprey Under Hats Are Very Easy Vulture Order Dingo, Kraylids Also Stink.
Tiara: Was that relevant to anything?
Air: No.
Tiara beats Air to a pulp.
Tarot: You're in.
Air: This ain't the Matrix, ya' know.
Tarot: Shut up.
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So, yeah. If you're wondering, that movie 'Woody aliens' won't be coming to a theater near you. I made it up for no reason except for humor, and I know it has nothing to do with FFVII. Also, this chapter, I had already written. So don't expect to see updates so soon anymore.
To Be Continued (If I get more reviews).
