Thank you for reading chapters 1&2. As you probably know, they went to the Hideout, now they must watch the news. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

They turn on a plasma screen to the news.

Reporter (on TV): Today on channel 9,999,999 news: a rebel group called "The Super Dudes", attacked Playdoh reactor 1 today-

Air: Hey! That group stole our name and our goal!

Tarot: Idiot. That wasn't our name anyway.

Reporter: Many people were killed in the-

Big: BORING!

Air: I concur.

Tarot: Concur?

Air: Word-a-day calendar.

Air pulls the remote off the table and randomly starts pushing buttons.

Weird guy on TV: We'll be right back to 'The guy in the cap' after these commercial messages.

TV Ad: This Fall.

A large tree-like thing, possibly a large tree, appeared one
night

The residents of a nearby town sent a search party to
investigate

The search went pretty well.

Cut to some guys walking through a field:

Guy 1: Yay!

Guy 2: Yay!

Both: Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! No! I mean, Yay!

But when they arrived, they saw that the tree was made of a
wood-like substance

Cut to the guys running back:

Guys: No! No! No! No! No! No! OW! Stupid Tiger Trap!

And on the way back, they saw a crop circle.

They're coming.

To your home VIDEO!!!!!!

"Woody Aliens."

Not associated in any way with Woody Allen.

Back to our heroes:

Tarot: That was stupid.

Air: I want to' see it some time!

Tarot: Why were they afraid of wood anyway?

Air: And did that stand for Video Idiots Die Early On?

Tarot: I never thought I'd say this, but it's plausible.

Air: Really?

Tarot: No.

Tiara: That was stupid.

Air: What should we blow up next?

Tarot: Playdoh reactor 5. Oh, and guys, we earned a reputation as 'the super dudes', so that's our name.

Jenny: WHAT!!!!!

Tarot: It ain't that bad.

Tiara: Yeah it is. I don't want to join a group called 'the super dudes'

Air: Then don't join us.

Tiara: I don't want to leave Tarot alone.

The lift comes down and the girl, (Tarot's daughter, not the one who Air tried to get junk from), is riding it.

Tarot: Hey, Charlene.

Girl: Hi Daddy!

Air: Wait, if Tiara joins us who's gonna' watch this bar?

Tiara and Tarot: Charlene.

Girl (Charlene): WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!!

Air: She's pretty hyper. Why are letting a four year old run a tavern?

Tiara: The Economy is just so bad that kids run bars all the time.

Tarot (to Tiara): Good save.

Tiara: And she sometimes drinks Vodkas while she's working.

Air: YOU HAVE VODKAS!!!!!!

Tiara: Yeah, you want one?

Air: No, I was speaking in an acronym. I said-

Tarot: (to Tiara) plug your ears.

Air: .Yellow Osprey Under Hats Are Very Easy Vulture Order Dingo, Kraylids Also Stink.

Tiara: Was that relevant to anything?

Air: No.

Tiara beats Air to a pulp.

Tarot: You're in.

Air: This ain't the Matrix, ya' know.

Tarot: Shut up.

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So, yeah. If you're wondering, that movie 'Woody aliens' won't be coming to a theater near you. I made it up for no reason except for humor, and I know it has nothing to do with FFVII. Also, this chapter, I had already written. So don't expect to see updates so soon anymore.

To Be Continued (If I get more reviews).