10:32 PM 5/7/2005
By -Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep 209
Narrator: Vegeta doesn't know the meaning of gentleness.
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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (wagging his tail) I really am enjoying all these semeish quotes you've been using in the Q.O.T.W lately!
Chuquita: Aw, you're welcome Veggie!
Vegeta: It's to make up for all the impending ukeness that's being shot at me lately, isn't it?
Chuquita: (cheesy grin) Hai...
Vegeta: (gives her a quick hug) I like it when you feel guilty about that! It reassures me that I'm safe from ukedom!
Chuquita: I have another surprise for you later on, but it probably won't happen til the first chapter in the next fic.
Vegeta: YES! (pumps his fists in the air) (smirks at her) Been looking at your pre-Turles pre-Brolli fics lately, have you?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) A little, it feels so nostalgic..
Vegeta: GO NOSTALGIA!
Goku: (sweatdrop) ...
Chuquita: (to audiance) Anyways! Welcome to the very first Veggietine's Day to ever have a Part 5!
Vegeta: (to Chu) That's where we're stopping too, right?
Chuquita: (nervous laugh) Of course! After "Fic 100" I don't wanna do another long fic for a long time.
Vegeta: Agreed, too much stress.
Chuquita: (to audiance) Speaking of stress, my finals are this week! Thursday being my last day and then I am free from school!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: Until 2 weeks later when I start my 5-week mini-gym course!
Goku: (blink) ?
Vegeta: (sweatdrop)
Chuquita: Which I actually don't mind. I'm guessing its either gonna be like high-school gym or just exercise stuff; either one is fine though I'd prefer the former. I miss baseball and kickball the most.
Goku: Hee- kickball's like baseball only with feet!
Chuquita: (grins) Exactly! OH! By the way tommorow's Mother's Day!
Vejitto: (hands present to Veggie) Happy Early Mommy's Day, Mommy!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops, embarassed) Thank you Jitto. (takes it)
Gogeta: (hands similarly-sized package to Goku) Happy Early Kaasan's Day, Kaasan!
Goku: YAY! (takes present) Why thank you Goggie! (hugs the fusion)
Gogeta: (wags tail)
Chuquita: And now for Part 5!
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Summary: It's Valentine's day again and this time Veggie's going all out to celebrate by taking his favorite peasant to his avorite place, Bejito-sei! But with how unusually suspicious everyone's been of him lately will Veggie and Goku even get to heir homeplanet intime for the Belatedly-scheduled holiday? And what sort of strange plot is Turles up to concerning this trip to Bejito-sei?
Part 5 Chapter Titles: In search of help l Picnic l Videogamers: Bejito VS Bardock l Turles's Village l Training l Surprise l Sparking l Goku's village l Mattress l Future-Goku's Confusion l Gi l Portal l Sparring l The semeish-looking cape l Intruder alert l You are coming home, right? l Mission to Bejito-sei l Byebye Ojichan and Okaasan l Back to Earth? l Scenic Route l
" Hmm... " Piccolo Sr. said in thought as he walked back and forth around his minions. Drum, Cymbal, Piano, and
Tambourine stood there with blank confused looks on their faces.
" Do you know what we're here for? " Cymbal asked Tambourine.
" How should I know? All Piccolo-sama said was for us to meet him here. " Tambourine sweatdropped, folding his arms.
" Piano. " Piccolo Sr. said suddenly.
" Y..yes Piccolo-sama? the pterodactyl-like minion turned to face him.
" You may go home now.. "
" ... " Piano sweatdroppped, " What? But, Piccolo-sama you haven't even told us yet what.. "
" ..and I'm not going to tell you. At least not until I've gotten far enough into this plan where it cannot be
sabatoged by any outside forces; namely Freeza and Cell. " he said seriously.
Piano blinked, surprised at Piccolo Sr's seriousness. A similar expression appeared on his own face and he nodded to
him, " I wish you goodluck, Piccolo-sama. " Piano then turned and left.
The namekian turned back to the remaining three minions, " Alright, I'm about to test each of your fighting abilities
in the categories of strength and endurance. " he walked before them, then jumped onto a nearby rock, " I'm going to release
a kiah, the two of you whom last the longest will move on to the final test. Is that clear? "
The three minions nodded, " Hai Piccolo-sama. "
Piccolo Sr cracked his knuckles and smirked, " Very well then. " he stretched his arms out, then let the huge blast
of ki shockwave at the trio, " KIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "
Cymbal, Tambourine, and Drum stood there as the humongous gust of wind hit them head on.
Tambourine winced.
" Tambourine, go home. "
" GAHHH? " the minion fell over, " NANI? Piccolo-sama! " he gawked.
" How did he see that? " Drum blinked in shock.
" Go home Tambourine, I'll inform you of my plan once I've put it into action. "
Tambourine sighed dejectedly, " Fine. " he turned and headed off in the same direction as Piano had moments earlier.
" Now then, " Piccolo Sr. hopped down off the rock, " Time for the final test. "
Cymbal and Drum looked at each other uneasily.
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" Ohhhhhh, my head. " Goku groaned. The saiyajin sleepily sat up, slumped slightly to his side.
" Aoi-ni pancakes for my favorite peasant? " Vegeta's voice said pleasantly beside him.
Goku sniffed the fresh air, soon followed by the scent of a berry-like pastry. He opened his eyes and let out a
gasp, " OHMYGOSH! WE ARE ON THE ROOF! " he looked at their surroundings. Vegeta had lay out their picnic equipment ontop of
the roof of the castle, " WOW Veggie... " Goku said in awe.
" Here you go! "
The larger saiyajin turned to see Vegeta holding out a plate of pancakes with a strange pale light blue berry mixed
in, " OH! Why thank you Veggie! " he took the plate and a large fork.
" I decided to mix some of our own planet's ingrediants in an Earth recipe, experiment with the flavors and such. "
Vegeta smirked, then sweatdropped and pointed to the slightly tired look in his eyes, " After that show you put on last night
it was nearly impossible for me to get back to sleep without having nightmares anyway. "
Goku blinked, in the middle of happily gobbling down his food, " What show? " he asked.
" Don't talk with your mouth full. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
Goku swallowed.
" You seriously don't remember? Turles came by last night and stole our curtains so you'd see the full moons and go
into..ah...well you went a little instinct-crazy because of it. " the ouji tried to explain.
The larger saiyajin shook his head, " No Veggie I don't. " he paused, " Wait, if I saw the moons then why didn't I go
oozaru? "
" I made a mistake. " the ouji frowned sourly at that fact, " It isn't summer yet here Kakarrotto, its still spring.
And thus type-3 saiyajin mating season. "
" Oh. " Goku nodded, then paused. His face suddenly went pink with shock, " OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... " he turned
away, clasping his hands on his cheeks, " Hey! Waitaminute Veggie its still night-ti... " the large saiyajin looked up to
see Vegeta had set up a very large red beach umbrella over their heads.
" The sun won't be rising for another half hour or so. I put the umbrella up incase you happened to wake up before
then. " the ouji pointed out.
" Ah... " Goku trailed off, then smiled admiringly, " Veggie's prepared for anything, huh? "
Vegeta layed back and put his hands behind his head, " I wasn't prepared for Turles, that's for sure. "
" Oh! What is Turles doing here, Veggie? And how did he find out a-bout our special Veggietine's Day trip? " Goku
asked, opening up a can of some native drink; Goku didn't know what it was since he couldn't read the label.
" Probably trying to screw with our heads and I have no idea but I can give it a good guess. " the ouji dully
replied, " My theory is he either overheard someone talking about or tricked them into telling him. "
Goku frowned, " I'm sorry Veggie... "
" ..don't be. " Vegeta interupted him, " As soon as we're done eating I'm going back down there and kicking him off
my planet. " he turned his head to face Goku and smirked, " As the Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji I can do that. "
" Hmm-hmm. " Goku chuckled.
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" ... " ▫
" Have you ever thought a-bout wishing them back? "
" ? " Vegeta glanced up at him. Goku edged a little closer and took another sip of his drink.
" The other saiyajins. I mean, we don't have anymore threats to the Earth, and the dragon balls will be active
again later this year... " Goku trailed off.
Vegeta frowned, " I've thought about it once or twice, I suppose. "
Goku tilted his head.
" Heh...you're gonna think I'm really selfish. " the little ouji grimaced, " I'm afraid to wish them back because I
know what would happen. " he turned back to face the underside of the umbrella, " Kakarrotto do you remember a long while ago
when I was temporarily king? "
" Hmm... " Goku folded his arms in thought, " A little. "
" It was about 3 years ago, I think. " the ouji pulled one arm forward to scratch the tip of his nose, " Anyway, if
we were to wish the other saiyajins back, I'd probably have to live here from now on. "
" Aw Veggie that wouldn't be so bad. It's nice here on Veggie's homeplanet. I'd like to live here with you. " Goku
smiled.
" That's not the point. " Vegeta shook his head and sat up, " Kakarrotto I'm so far behind on my training, you know,
for when I actually become king? I should've been officially coroneted 10 years ago! I have so much catching up to do... "
he grabbed his pantlegs with his fingers and gripped them tightly, " I'd be so busy...and that would be nothing compaired to
when I'd be King. It's such a big job Kakarrotto, the entire planet...I'm afraid that if I made that wish I'd be so busy
that I'd never have any time for you. " the ouji said sadly.
Goku watched him with concern.
" I'm afraid of ending up as worked-over as Bulma; constantly jumping from one matter to the other and having such a
small amount of actual time for those I care deeply about in a purely platonic manner. And if I ever got that busy..and just
no longer had the time...and with so many other saiyajin on the planet for you to choose from..you might make a new friend,
someone you'd like even better than me.. "
" ..Veggie there's nobody better than you. " the larger saiyajin said seriously, startling the ouji. Goku broke into
a grin, " And there is no way I could possibly luv anyone more than I luv Veggie. "
" ... " Vegeta flushed.
Goku reached over and glomped the little ouji, " If we do wish the other saiyajins back, and Veggie does have to
stay here to train to be-come their king, then I'm gonna make sure I'm right there with Veggie every step of the way. " Goku
said warmly, then propped his head ontop of Vegeta's and looked out onto the city below just as the sun began to rise.
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" You know this is quite enjoyable! " Bejito grinned as he rapidly pressed the buttons on the ps2 controller, having
beaten Bardock 3 times already.
The type-3 saiyajin let out a snort, then landed a virtual kick to the virtual Bejito and hit p, k, g, and e setting
loose his ultimate attack and promptly frying the ou.
" K.O.! PLAYER 2 WINS! "
Bardock grinned.
" Accursed game! " Bejito threw his controller down onto the carpet in a tantrum. He stood up, folded his arms and
let out a huff as he left the room, " I knew it was fixed. "
The type-3 saiyajin sweatdropped, " ... "
" You know you'd think finally being back in the living world would be, I don't know, more exciting than this. "
Ruby sighed as she sat leaning back on one of the kitchen chairs.
" You should try that cheating-box back there; loads of fun. " Bejito sarcastically remarked, sitting down across
from her.
" You lost ONCE and now you hate it! " Bardock exclaimed incrediously, " You beat me like 5 times, isn't that
enough for you? "
" ... " Bejito was silent, a stubborn pout on his face.
Bardock heaved a sigh, " Man I will never understand him. "
" Can I play? " Celipa sat down next to Bardock.
" Sure! " he smiled, " Let me just give you a quick run-through. " Bardock picked up the other controller and
started instructing her on how to use it the same way Vejitto and Gogeta had instructed him earlier.
" Hey guys are Cally and Nappa back yet? I fixed up Raditsu's ship and I'd like to show all of you together. " Bulma
closed the door to the lab behind her and headed into the living room.
" No...they've been gone for 2 hours to, I wonder what's taking them... " Celipa thought outloud.
" I can take a wild guess. " Bejito said knowingly as Ruby nodded in agreement.
" ▫POW▫! " the front-door to Capsule Corp burst open to reveal Cally and Nappa standing there holding dozens of
shopping bags full of food, clothing, and other items available for purchase in West City.
" I LUV THIS PLANET! " Cally gushed, " Hey Ruby, Bejito, did you know that since we're technically "alive", all our
credit cards are active again? " she waved one of her own in the air.
" Really? " Bejito said with interest.
" Planning to purchase something? " Ruby raised an eyebrow.
" Perhaps... " the ou smirked, rubbing his hands together.
" Well, now that you're all here, " Bulma spoke up, " How'd you like to see the ship? "
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" Hmmhmmhmm. " Turles hummed as he walked about his own village, " So dully silent. " the saiyajin sweatdropped, then
spotted his family's house and smirked.
" TURLES! " a voice shouted loudly and bravely behind him.
The evil type-3 saiyajin looked over his shoulder to see Vegeta standing there ontop of a nearby rock wearing his
royal armor and cape. Goku stood partially-hidden in a bush before the rock holding a large fan that was pointed at Vegeta
and allowing his cape to blow heroically in the wind.
" Well this should be interesting. " he sweatdropped, amused at the same time, " Yes, Vegeta-san? "
" As the Great and Powerful Saiyajin no Ouji and current person incharge of this planet due to my parents' absence,
I hereby order you off of it! " Vegeta pointed down at him.
" Alright. "
" "A..a..alright?" " the ouji stood there, stupified.
" There's no point in me staying if you and Kakarrotto both know that I'm here. I'm sure all three of us agree that
it would be best if things were to happen naturally anyway. " Turles said casually, shrugging.
Goku blinked, " Naturally...? "
" Well, ah, that is a wise decision you've made. " Vegeta attempted to regain his ground due to the shock.
" You're welcome, Vegeta-san. " Turles smirked, " Just let me get a few things from my home and I'll be off. " he
said, heading into the nearby hut, then exiting it a few minutes later carrying several miscellaneous items, " There we go! "
Goku and Vegeta watched him in confusion.
" I'll be off to my ship now. No point in staying in the village too long, even without anyone here it still radiates
with that mind-numbing mushificationess. " Turles looked around, then hovered upward and turned in the direction of his
ship which was just outside the village, " Enjoy your honeymoon, Vegeta-san. "
" GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S NOT A HONEYMOON IT'S A VACATION! " Vegeta sputtered, waving his arms about.
" Whatever you say. " the larger saiyajin smiled, then blasted off into the sky.
" He was surprisingly eager to leave. " Goku said, bewildered.
" That's because he's probably plotting something else. " Vegeta twitched, unnerved, " Well fine then. Let him plot.
As long as he stays away from my Veggietine's Day Vacation then let him go. "
" But Veggie.. "
" ..come on Kakarrotto, let's go find YOUR village. " the ouji said, getting down, " Turles's gives me the creeps for
some reason. "
Goku sniffed the air, " There is an odd scent to it...not a bad one, but, just different. "
The ouji inwardly shuddered, " Exactly. "
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" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! "
" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! "
Piccolo Sr. walked back and forth past his two remaining minions who were performing the portal-opening attack again
and again at speeds untrackable to the human eye. Sr watched their movements for another couple minutes, then nodded at them
to stop.
Drum and Cymbal stood there.
" Drum.. "
" ..yes Pi.. "
" ..you may go home now. "
The larger of the two minions sighed, then walked off.
Piccolo Sr. turned towards Cymbal, :Now that this is over with, Cymbal, I can explain to you just exactly what I'm
going to need you for...:
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" You know, it actually doesn't look that much different than before you did anything to it. " Raditsu said as the
group stood there in Bulma's backyard staring at his ship. Raditsu set his can of soda down on the nearby table.
" Ah, but that's where you're wrong! " Bulma grinned, walking up to the ship and opening the top, " The window now
works as the monitor for a brand new navigational system I installed. The system's built inbetween two of the walls, and its
voice-operated so you can just command it from where you sit. " she explained, then grinned cheesily, " Besides you can
barely move your arms in there as it is. I'd have to actually take the entire ship apart if I wanted to put in a control
panel. " she hopped into the ship, " Observe! System on! "
A transparent light came on through the glass and a start-up window appeared on the screen.
" Welcome to the Interplanetary Navigational Unit, version 2.0. Please select your galaxy of destination. " the
computer said pleasantly.
" Wow... " Raditsu said in awe.
" ...I want one of those. " Bejito pointed to it, then turned to Bulma, " How much does such an item run? "
" Well...I don't know yet. This is only the prototype. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" ▫POW▫! " a huge object suddenly hit the ground just out of the way of the small group.
" What the..! " Nappa turned around.
Raditsu paled instantly, " Oh no...he can't be back ALREADY! He just left! "
Bura made fists, worried, " Oooh, if he did anything terrible to Toussan and Kakarroujo I swear I'll.. "
The door on the side to Turles's ship opened and the type-3 saiyajin stepped out carrying a large bag over his
shoulder with a knowing grin on his face, " Greetings everyone! Lackey, Bulma, Vegeta-san's misguided daughter, and oh look!
Vegeta-san and Kakarrotto's PARENTS! What delicious timing you have. " he casually walked up to Bejito and Ruby, both of
whom were glowering at him with Vegeta-esque death-glares.
" You shouldn't go around confusing my son when you know how important his pride and semeness is to him. " Ruby
folded her arms.
Turles chuckled, amused at how much of the ouji he could see in both parents, " Vegeta-san is rather easily confused,
isn't he? "
" Only sometimes. " Ruby sweatdropped, pointing it out.
Bejito burst into ssj and loomed menacingly over Turles, who just stood there, unfazed, " I'll have you know that
as the great and powerful saiyajin no ou, I have the power to punish those who try to cause harm to my son. "
" Punishment, huh? " Turles smirked, " HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " his ki rose and he suddenly burst into ssj.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHECANGOSUPERSAIYAJINNOWTOO? " Raditsu freaked out, jumping back.
" Surprise surprise, lackey. " the evil type-3 saiyajin snickered.
Raditsu growled at him, then went ssj himself and put up a ki shield.
" Aw, did I frighten you, lackey? So sorry about that. " he smirked.
" I'M NOT YOUR LACKEY! " Raditsu exclaimed, then turned to Bardock and Celipa, " SEE! HE is why I want to help you
bring the other saiyajins back! Well, one of the reasons why, but still! "
" Hm, now where was I..oh yes, " Turles turned back to Bejito, " Bejito-Ou. You know I find that statement quite
entertaining, about "punishment". "
" I'm sure you do. I know that you're from that village we used to send criminals to until we found out you were
turning them into mush-minded type-3 saiyajin like yourself. " the ou said bitterly.
" Actually, Bejito-ou, that's very ironic. You see, I'm not your average type-3 saiyajin peasant. Not only am I evil,
" he pulled a large, semi-familiar pole out of his bag. It was a large golden pole with the emblem of a silhouetted type-3
saiyajin head ontop.
" ..WAAAAAAAAAAH! HE'S THE LEADER OF THE ENTIRE VILLAGE! THEIR "GREAT ONE"! " Bejito cried out in horror.
Raditsu felt vaguely ill with shock.
Turles sweatdropped, " Bejito-ou, I was in the middle of puberty when you and Bardock were captured in my village. "
The group breathed a collective sigh of relief.
" "The Great One"'s my Toussan! " he grinned viciously.
" ...I'll be leaving the planet now. " Raditsu said with a blank look on his face as he turned to head to his pod.
" HEY! Don't you leave now! We can take him! " Bura grabbed Raditsu by the back of his collar.
" Well I for one am not going anywhere! " Chi-Chi stepped forward, " Listen you! I don't care WHAT you're the
leader of, I want to know what's happening to Goku-san and the Ouji RIGHT NOW! "
:That's why...: Bulma thought to herself in shock, :That's why Future-Turles was able to get the entire village
behind him to attack Future-Vegeta and Future-Son-kun...he'll become their leader..he's practically that village's leader
right now!: she gawked.
" Wait a minute! How can your father be the leader of that village? We met him on Kaio-sama's planet and his tail was
brown; but when we fought him while rescuing Bardock decades earlier his tail was pink! "
" There's a special type of soil in our village which gives off a pinkish-glow when rubbed onto one's fur; its used
in ceremonies and such; like the one the six of you attended. " Turles explained nonchalantly.
" Their leader was sneakier than the other saiyajin we encountered there... " Bardock thought outloud.
" AAARG! THIS IS INSANE! " Bejito wailed, " YOU MEAN TO TELL ME NOT ONLY IS HE EVIL AND HAVE MYSTERIOUS TYPE-3
SAIYAJIN POWERS, BUT HE HAS EXTRA POWERS AS WELL? "
" Yup! " Turles twirled the pole around between his fingers, then planted it back onto the ground, " You know
Bejito-Ou, you act so much like you son; with the paranoia and fear of all mush-related things; I bet you're an uke too. "
" WHY YOU..HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE SUCH A THING! " Bejito screamed, preparing to lundge at him.
Ruby went ssj and grabbed him by the arms, holding him back, " BEJITO NO! "
" NANI! WHY ARE YOU STOPPING ME! "
" You can attack him but wait until he puts the pole down. " Ruby whispered to him, " He wouldn't have even brought
it back with him unless he was planning to use it for something; meaning it must either contain some sort of power, OR it's
a device used in harnessing whatever latent powers its holder possesses. "
" I see your point. " Bejito said, sad that he couldn't just leap in and attack. The ou's body relaxed and the ouho
let go of him.
" A-HEM! "
Turles turned to his right to see Chi-Chi standing there, " Chi-Chi, my fellow type-3-saiyajins-are-semes supporter,
hello. "
" You still haven't answered my question. " she folded her arms, agitated.
" Hm? OH! Yes, Kakarrotto and Vegeta-san.. " Turles mused, " They're having such a glorious time on Bejito-sei.
Fishing together, picnicing on the roof of the castle, making sweet love under the stars. "
Everyone sans Chi-Chi and Bura stared at him in shock and horror.
Chi-Chi rolled her eyes skeptically, " Liar. " she spat.
Bura raised her arm, " And, if you are telling the truth, Toussan's on top, right? "
" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Turles laughed.
" ... " Bura paled.
" Bah! Goku-san would never break one of the two most important Rules and the Ouji's too afraid of "a non-platonic
relationship with Kakarrotto" to let anything like THAT happen. " Chi-Chi smirked defiantly.
" Even if it were Type-3 Saiyajin Mating Season? "
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" ... " ▫
" I'm contacting Kaio-sama and having him connect me to Goku-san so I can get a straight story out of him and not
something made up like what YOU'RE telling me. " Chi-Chi huffed, storming inside.
" Good luck with that. " Turles smirked, then turned to Raditsu, " So? Lackey.. "
" CHICHIWAIT! " Raditsu shouted, racing frantically after her back into the building.
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" Hmmm? " Brolli said stood before the Hoi Poi Capsule Shop. The densetsu looked down at his bag of money for a
moment, then opened the door, " Hello? "
" Hello sir! "
He looked up to see an elderly woman sitting behind the counter smiling at him.
" Looking for anything inparticular? " she asked him.
" Yeah. " Brolli whipped the bag off from over his shoulder and dropped it onto the desk she was sitting at, " I'm
looking for a Capsule House. " he opened his bag to reveal the 5000 zeni.
" A...ah... " the woman gasped in shock, " C...come right this way sir! " she said excitedly, " I think we have just
the model someone with your bank account is looking for! " the elderly woman walked out from behind the counter and headed
into the next room.
Brolli blinked, " "Bank...account"? " he cocked an eyebrow, then grabbed his bag and followed her into a room full
of capsules, " Whoa... " Brolli murmured.
" Now let's see here...ahh! Perfect! " she picked one of the hoi poi capsules up, " I think you'll find this one to
your liking. It comes with a full set of rooms; living room, kitchen, 2 bedrooms, a bathroom, and some storage closets, all
for 1000 zeni! "
" I'll take it! " the densetsu grinned, whipping out the money. He took the capsule and placed it in his pants
pocket.
" So? You must have quite a high-paying job to lug around that much money. " the woman said, surprised.
" Actually I won this in an unusually short sparring match against this guy a few blocks down. " Brolli motioned out
the front door.
" Really? Somebody finally beat him huh? " she smiled wryly, " Good for you, son. That guy's needed somebody to shut
him up! " she threw a fist at the air.
" Uh... " Brolli sweatdropped.
" So, you gonna enter the Sparking competition this summer? "
" Sparking? " the densetsu tilted his head slightly.
" Yes, you see last year's Budoukai was such a success money-wise for the island that they decided to hold another
competition this year. However, since there are rules about how many years must occur between each Budoukai that they're
holding a special tournament instead. " the older woman explained, " Everyone in South City knows about it; we're so close
to Tenkaichi Island that is impossible for information about the tournaments and such NOT to be leaked here to us. That's
why there's so many fighters who've come to this city recently. They're training for the tournament; I guess they think its
easier if they're training in a simliar climate to which they'll be fighting in. "
" If they're all as strong as that guy I just fought then it won't be that exciting of a tournament. " Brolli
chuckled.
" Oh I wouldn't dismiss it so easily. " she walked back to her register and placed the money inside, " If Son Goku
gets wind of this tournament its sure to be a good one. "
The densetsu froze in place. He narrowed his eyes in interest, " Kakarr..ah, why would they want HIM to participate?"
" Well he is one of the most popular fighters on the planet. He's won 2 tournaments and been a finalist in 4 of them.
I know he participated in a 5th, but for some strange reason he left before we could even see him battle. "
:" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Brolli laughed triumphantly as he stood on the Budoukai platform with his foot ontop of
Goku's back; the type-3 saiyajin brutally beaten and possibly dead as the rest of the z senshi..with the exception of Vejita
who wasn't there because Brolli was currently blocking out all thoughts of the ouji..stood on the sidelines in horror.:
" Umm, sir did you hear anything I just said? "
" When is this tournament and how may I enter. " he said bluntly.
The woman sweatdropped, " I don't know, you're going to have to wait until they announce it. "
" Then I shall wait. " Brolli smirked, then turned and left the store.
" What a strange man...wait, did he have a tail! " she gawked.
" What pleasurable irony it will be to crush Kakarrotto in an arena full of his friends and family! Just think,
Kyohaku! Getting PAID to defeat Kakarrotto! " Brolli grinned.
:But Brolli..:
" ..yes Kyohaku? "
:If Kakarrotto does find out about this competition and decides to enter, won't Vejita enter as well? There's a
chance he'd see you destroy Kakarrotto; or even worse, you might end up paired to fight against Vejita: his tail gulped.
The densetsu grimaced, " ...I, think I'll try not to think about that particular situation. " he shook it off,
" But as soon as I defeat Kakarrotto I'm off to find a spaceship and get off this planet. Afterall there's much more
interesting planets for us to visit, planets where I won't have to face Vejita about the entire "kidnapping" thing I did to
him. "
:Yeah, that would be kind of an awkward conversation: Kyohaku laughed nervously, :I mean, what CAN you say after
all that:
" Perhaps I could apologize to him...but truthfully I feel more sorry for Vejita now than when I had captured him;
dooming himself to a lifetime of Kakarrotto-influenced mayhem. And Vejita held so much potential too...my poor would've-been
otokohime.. " Brolli sighed sadly.
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" Ehhhh.. " Vegeta shifted uneasily as he and Goku walked through a different type-3 saiyajin peasant village, " This
one's definately YOUR village of origin, Kakarrotto. You can practically FEEL the mushiness radiating off of it. "
Goku took a deep breath, " Smells nice, Veggie. "
" Yeah sure it SMELLS nice, but it feels... " the ouji looked around them at the sweetly-built houses and building
signs written in a warm, mushy handwriting style, " ...cozy. "
" I like cozy. "
" Well I DON'T! Coziness lowers your defenses and makes you susceptible to ukefication! " Vegeta exclaimed, already
feeling nervous just standing there, " Its as if the very air itself threatens to microwave your mind into a state of
romantic mushiness the likes of which strike fear into the pit of your soul! "
" If Veggie's so scared then why haven't we left yet? " Goku asked, worried.
" ACK? ME? WORRIED? " the ouji laughed nervously, " Oh Kakarrotto you're so very amusing. " he smiled, " I'm not
scared of YOUR VILLAGE. I'm, merely pointing out that parts of it make me feel a little TOO comfortable being here and that
as soon as we're done exploring it I'd like to leave. " Vegeta said cooley.
" I don't feel any different. " Goku blinked.
" Yeah... " Vegeta sweatdropped, :I had more than enough of you feeling different last night anyway: he gulped
at the nightmarish memory of Goku trying to bite him.
" Hmm.. " Goku looked around the village, then gasped happily, " Look Veggie! A bed store! "
" Since when are you so excited about beds? " Vegeta asked, surprised.
" You know what I would really like Veggie? If I got a new mattress to re-place my old one that I got back when
Chi-chan was pregnant.. "
" ..well that's not TOO long ag.. "
" ..with Gohan. "
Vegeta nearly fell over, " NANI? YOUR MATTRESS IS 22 YEARS OLD! "
" Does Veggie's gasp of shock mean he's going to help me pick out a new mattress for my bed? " Goku happily asked.
The ouji sweatdropped, " Ah, Kakarrotto I'm not so sure...wouldn't us picking out a bed together indicate certain
implications of which I'm frightened and not too fond of? "
" ... " Goku stood there staring blankly at him.
The ouji sighed, his cheeks flushing, " Fine, I'll help you get a new mattress. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered and dashed inside.
Vegeta felt the air practically caressing him with soft, mind-numbing, mushy thoughts and shuddered, then quickly
ran into the store behind Goku, " Kakarrotto! We're making this quick do you hear me? "
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" Heh-heh-heh-heh hahahahaha. " Vegeta laughed lightly as he and Goku lay on one of the larger mattresses. Goku wide
awake and alert as his tail wagged behind him; Vegeta looking and feeling slightly drunk with a flushmark over his nose.
" I like THIS one, Veggie. " Goku said happily, " I wonder if its big enough to fit ontop of my bed? "
" Hehhhhhhhh-, I bet I know what I'm big enough to fit ontop of. " the ouji grinned mindlessly up at the ceiling.
" What? " Goku looked over at him.
" Uh... " Vegeta's face went blank as he trailed off, " I don't know. "
" Aw Veggie you're so silly! " the larger saiyajin gave him a quick glomp, " I wish I could spend every single day
with my Veggie. "
" How kind of you to say such a thing, Kakarrotto. " the ouji smirked, taking it as a compliment, " You know what
would be even kinder? "
" What Veggie? " Goku asked, curious.
" Another hug. "
" ...YAY! " the larger saiyajin cheered, glomping Vegeta once more, " Mmmm- Veggie actually inviting me to hug
him! " he said with amazement, " WOW... "
" You know what, Kakarrotto? I think its the air. "
Goku looked over at him blankly, " ? "
" I think that there's something in the air that relaxes the minds of those who aren't type-3 saiyajin so that
they're more easily willing to let the peasants do things with them. "
" OH! " the larger saiyajins said, " How come I'm not affected? "
" You're probably immune. " the ouji said, then let out a hiccup and paused when he did, " We should get going.
Before I lose consiousness. "
" Oh Veggie I wouldn't want you to fall asleep. " Goku sat up, " Not when we only have a week here and Veggie just
slept a little while a-go. "
Vegeta let out a yawn, " Good idea. " he rolled off the bed and picked up the mattress; Goku with it, " Come on
Kakarotto, let's take this back to the ship. "
" Veggie's gonna give me a ride? " Goku said happily, wagging his tail.
The ouji smirked, " That's right. By the way I move quite fast Kakarrotto you might want to hold on tight. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped, clutching onto the mattress as Vegeta bolted them out of the store and the village. The
smaller saiyajin began to pick up speed, then suddenly bolted upward into the air and performed two loops, spiralling
towards the their ship at roller-coaster like speeds while the larger saiyajin ontop of the mattress laughed excitedly as
they flew.
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" Oooh, you, you, AAARGH! " Future-Goku chucked the dvd into the trash can in his room, upset and confused. He
panted as if he'd just finished a physical struggle while averting his eyes from the dvd, " Stupid dvd. I do not care what
you say its not true. " he removed his ripped uniform, then sat on the edge of the bed and sighed. The large saiyajin glanced
back over at his clothes closet, then at what he had left on; his wristbands, shoes, and fancy underwear. He tilted his head
back up, " Hmm... "
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" Ahh, found it! " Future-Vegeta held up the pearl-colored thread along with a needle just as Goku came into the
room, " Oi! Kakarrotto I've found the thread to fix up the sleeves and.. "
Future-Goku stood there in his orange gi; though his accessories were still from his oujo uniform.
" ..you're wearing the old orange gi. " the ouji trailed off, laughing nervously, " Well, that's fine. Really. "
" It feels nice, V-sama. And comfortable. It's like waking up! " the larger saiyajin happily bounced around.
" Waking up... " Vegeta trailed off, " Ahh! You mean you have better airflow wearing that as opposed to your oujo
uniform. "
" Mmm-hmm. " Goku nodded contently.
" You know, " the ouji said, setting the needle and thread down, " You do have newer gi's, like your blue and gold
one; this old orange gi of yours looks like it's been ripped to shreads. "
" Hai, but its so nostalgic. " he tugged at the shirt.
" Nostalga, huh? " Vegeta folded his arms, " I wonder...if I still have my old blue training uniform from when we
fought Buu.. "
" YEAH! We could have a sparring match "outside" just like back when we lived on Earth! " Goku gushed.
" It's settled then! " the ouji smirked, I'll go find my old training uniform and we'll have a little sparring match,
among other things. "
The larger saiyajin giggled.
" And then I'll figure out what we're to do with your oujo uniform. You know those sleeves are awfully big, perhaps
I should shorten them... " Vegeta trailed off.
" GASP? Really you mean it V-sama? That would be so great! " Goku practically beamed with excitement.
" Yup! A glorious end to what has been a very trying day. " the ouji momentarily rubbed the spot between his
eyebrows, " Care to help me find my old clothes, Kakay? "
" Of COURSE, V-sama! You're the seme! " Goku chirped.
" BWAHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed boastfully, " Good to know Turles and his minions didn't get to you, my oujo. " he
walked past Goku and down the hall.
" ... " Goku tilted his head slightly, his eyes trailing down.
" Kakarrotto? " Vegeta stopped and looked over his shoulder.
" ! " Goku swung his head back upright, " I'm fine! "
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" YOU MEAN THIS MOUNTAIN IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO..mmph! " Cymbal was promptly muffled by Piccolo Sr.
" To answer your question, yes. And don't blurt things out like that; there are people around here with hearing
abilities that even surprass my own. " the older namekian threatened, then removed his hand, " No you're going to perform
that move I had you and Drum practicing earlier. Once I escape and have control over both the Earth and the dragon balls once
more, I'll wish you four back as well. " he stood off to the side of the mountain.
" Hm. " Cymbal got into position.
" Coincidentally, Cymbal, how exactly DID you die? "
" ! " a large sweatdrop appeared on the side of the dinosaur-like minion's head and he nearly fell over in the
process, " Uh...I was...I was eaten, sir. "
" ... " Piccolo Sr. stood there with a blank look on his face, " ..eaten? "
" Err, yes. I was sliced in half by a samurai named Yajirobe, and then cut into even more pieces and fried over an
open flame. " Cymbal made a fist while a vein bulged on his forehead.
" Well...that's, certainly a way to go. " Piccolo Sr said awkwardly, " Huh..."eaten". "
" Yeah... "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Wow, that's uh...I'll be sure to help you get out of here then. " he said to Cymbal, then watched as the minion
performed the proper moves to open the passageway. Piccolo Sr smirked wickedly as he approached it, " I thank you, Cymbal.
And I'll be seeing all of you very soon. "
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" ▫Sigh...▫ " Goku sighed. He and Vegeta were laying on their backs on the grass near their ship.
" It's so much nicer here. " the little ouji murmured, staring up at the sky, " I wish we could stay longer than a
week. Like two weeks..or a month or.. "
" ..or a year! " the large saiyajin mused excitedly.
Vegeta's eyes widened. He looked over at Goku, " Kakarrotto, if I were to stay here for a year I doubt I'd ever want
to go back to Earth. "
" Veggie really likes his home, huh? "
" Mmm-hmm. Much more than West City, that's for sure. " he nodded.
" You know Veggie...there isn't anything that says we HAVE to go home in a week... " Goku started out.
" Yes there is; our food supply. " Vegeta sighed.
" Well, what about the food here on Bejito-sei. Both Veggie and I can hunt and fish. "
" ... " the ouji looked over at him suspiciously, " And what about Onna? "
Goku paused.
" What are you going to tell her? Something like "Dear Chi-chan, this letter is to inform you that I will be living
with Veggie together on our home planet from now on. Have a nice life! -Kakarrotto"? " he said skeptically.
" I guess Chi-chan would be pretty mad... " Goku trailed off, " Not to mention sad and a-bandoned. "
" Bah. She's got two kids and a grandchild coming. " Vegeta shrugged, " And I seriously doubt with how high your ki
is now that you and Onna could possibly, ah.. " he started turning green with nausea just thinking about it, " you know,
procreate. "
" Yeah...I have not done that in a long while. " Goku said sadly, " Chi-chan's afraid I'll accidentally break one of
her bones like how I sprained her shoulderblade the last time. "
" Another reason why Onna doesn't need to keep you under her overbearing grip. " Vegeta snorted.
" ... " Goku looked over at the little ouji.
" ... " ▫
Vegeta shifted around uncomfortably, " What? " a flushmark appeared over his nose.
Goku smiled warmly, then turned his attention back to the sky, " Nothin'. Veggie just makes me happy, that's all. "
" Oh. " the ouji squeaked out.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" I uh, I could teach you how to write in saiyago; before we leave, if you want. " Vegeta offered.
" I'd really like that Veggie. " the larger saiyajin nodded, then recanted, " I really like Veggie. "
" H..hai. I like you too. " Vegeta started to fiddle with his shirt.
" If we did stay here, I bet we could build our own little house by the ocean and spar and swim and fish all day
long. We'd watch the sunset together 'n eat fancy sundaes. And no one would be able to tell us when it was getting too late
to have fun together; we'd even have fun sleeping! "
" Platonically. " Vegeta quickly injected.
" Hai, of course. " Goku smiled.
" Of course. " he laughed nervously, then calmed down, " You know that's impossible; at least right now anyway. "
The larger saiyajin frowned, then turned his body to face the ouji, " Maybe one day... "
" Maybe. " the ouji got up, " How about a quick sparring session before we head back to the city; it'll be easier to
explore if we're both not so tense. "
" Hm. " Goku happily stood up, then turned to face Vegeta. Both saiyajin struck defensive positions, then went flying
at each other. Vegeta quickly threw a punch and the larger saiyajin only to have Goku quickly dodge and teleport from behind
him. He reached foward to grab the ouji. Vegeta flipped upwards and struck his foot across the side of Goku's head, knocking
him off before he could get glomped. Goku shot a ki blast at the ouji while he spun. Vegeta put his arms up to block the
blast only to have Goku's fist come seemingly out of nowhere and hit him in the side of his chest. The ouji freed up his arms
and grabbed Goku's right hand with his own right hand, then the same with the left.
" Heh-heh-heh... "
" HAAAAA! " Goku leaned forward and butted heads with the ouji, giving him a small headache along with a flashback to
their majin battle.
" Alright Kakarrotto let's see how hard that head of yours really is. " Vegeta smirked and butted back. This went on
for at least three or four more times. Goku leaned forward to butt again to butt again only to slip and butt noses instead.
" Oop! "
" Eh...eh...eh... " Vegeta twitched, still nose to nose with his peasant, " NNnnWAAAAAAAAAAAH! " he let go of Goku's
left arm and swung him up into the air with his right. Goku spiralled upward into the sky while Vegeta nervously rubbed his
nose for any signs of Kaka-germs.
" Veh-GEE! " Goku teleported beside him, slightly dizzy, " What was that for? "
Vegeta pointed at him, " I DON'T WANT OUR FACES TO TOUCH ALRIGHT! It's too close.. "
" Close...? To what? " Goku tilted his head, confused as he tilted an eyebrow upward.
" To...a lot of things. " Vegeta sputted, " There's only so much space between the nose and mouth you know! Not even
an INCH! An INCH, Kakarrotto! "
" ... " Goku blinked.
Vegeta sighed, then whipped out a ruler, " THIS! " he pointed to a section of it.
" OHHHHhhhh.. "
" Anyway, " the ouji tossed the ruler away, " Let's continue; but refrain from any headbutting. "
" You got it Veggie! " Goku gave him a thumbs up, then went ssj, as did the ouji. His tail waved excitedly behind
him, " IS Veggie ready for round 2? "
Vegeta smirked, " You bet. "
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" WHHEW! That was fun! " Goku stretched as he and Vegeta walked through the empty city, " I luv sparring on
Bejito-sei! It's like sparring on both Earth and in the gravity room at the same time! "
" It does give you a workout, doesn't it? " the ouji smirked, then walked past a nearby store and let out a gasp,
" OHHHHH! "
" What what is it? "
" LOOK! " Vegeta pointed.
Inside the window of a nearby store was a large, heavy red cape with dark red trim at the bottom.
" WOW...that must be the most semetastic cape I've ever seen! " Vegeta said with wide-eyes, staring despserately at
the cape.
" It looks a little big for Veggie... " Goku trailed off, comparing the cape's size versus the ouji's.
" Shush! " Vegeta held his hand up to face Goku, " You wait here...I'm going in and getting that cape. "
" But Veggie..? " the larger saiyajin sweatdropped.
Vegeta slowly made his way up to the door, " I must be careful as to not set off the store alarm. "
Goku walked up to the window and looked it over, " ... "
The ouji quietly slid the door open and slipped inside, " Heh-heh, that was close. " he turned the corner to grab
the cape only to see it no longer there, " NANI? "
" Hey Veggie! Check it out! "
Vegeta looked over to see Goku had rolled the storefront window up using a conveniently-located window roller-up to
lower the window's glass. The large saiyajin was holding the cape in his arms and waving to Vegeta, " :) "
" ... " Vegeta slumped forward and sweatdropped, then walked back outside, this time using the open window, " Umm,
thank you, Kakarrotto. "
Goku handed the cape to Vegeta, causing the ouji to nearly fall forward.
" WHOOOOA! :It's so HEAVY: " Vegeta gawked.
Goku easily picked the cape up, " I could help Veggie put it on if Veggie would like.. " he offered.
Vegeta stared at him suspiciously.
" ...what? "
" How can you so simply hold that cape like its light as a feather but when I hold it it's unbearably heavy? "
" I am not sure. " Goku said with a blank look on his face.
" Hn... " the ouji snorted, " Well fine, I don't need any special super-seme-ish cape if it decides it'd prefer YOU
to wear it. " he tossed the cape back inside the store.
" Veggie I don't really think a cape can de-cide.. "
" ..just forget about it. It must've just been due to some odd temporary shift in the planet's gravitational pull..
or something. " Vegeta thought up, brushing it off, " Come on Kakarrotto, let's head back to the castle; maybe we'll get a
chance to explore the 10th floor. "
" I do luv to explore, Veggie! " the larger saiyajin chirped.
Vegeta smirked as he continued on, " So do I. "
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" Hn... " Bejito glowered at Turles from across the table while Turles sat there, mentally snickering to himself as
he took another bite fo his sandwich.
" Yes? " the evil type-3 saiyajin looked up at the ou.
" You're plotting something, and I won't allow you to put it into action; whatever it is. "
" ... " ▫
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" ..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Turles laughed maniacally, causing Bejito to turn pale blue, " I'm not plotting anything. Not
right now anyway. Just relaxing. "
" Relaxing? " Bejito cocked an eyebrow.
" Although I wouldn't be surprised if Kakarrotto and Vegeta come back from their little vacation in each other's
arms. "
" Hmmph. Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh, I get it. You're trying to psyche me out like you do with my son. Well I can tell you
this much I have a lot more experiance dealing with the forces of evil. You don't scare me. " Bejito said smugly.
" Neither do you. Afterall I doubt you and the others will be able to hide out here on Earth for too long before
Enma finds out you're missing. "
Bejito sulked and sat back in his chair, " Well that wouldn't have happened if the dragon balls weren't inactive. And
if we had had a.. " he suddenly froze.
Turles took another bite of his sandwich.
The ou suddenly stood up, trying his best to keep the psychotic, Veggie-like grin of sneakiness off his face,
" Excuse me for a moment. " he walked slowly out of the room, then bolted out of the house and around the back to Turles's
spaceship. Bejito walked up to the spaceship and contently grabbed the door leading inside.
" ▫BEEP▫BEEP▫BEEP▫BEEP▫ " the ship started to beep like a car alarm had gone off.
Bejito instanly pulled his hand away in surprise.
Several machines popped out from around the door, " -Intruder Alert- -Intruder Alert- " they aimed themselves at
Bejito and fired.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! " the ou's voice screamed from outside.
" Heh. " Turles folded his arms and smirked.
The ou, now spray-painted pink, wobbled back into the kitchen, this time using the backdoor. He glared at Turles.
" It's not nice to steal someone's spaceship you know. I might've let you use it if you'd have asked me first. "
Turles said casually.
Bejito tiredly pointed at him, clearly annoyed, " You'd better hope this stuff washes off. "
" Uh-huh. "
" ... " ▫
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" DOES it wash off? "
" You'll find out soon enough. " he wagged his tail.
Bejito paled, then headed down the hall to the bathroom, his now-pink tail sulking with embarassment behind him.
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" I really don't know why you had to drag ME into this.. " Raditsu sweatdropped as he and Chi-Chi stood on
Kaio-sama's planet infront of the house.
" BECAUSE of the three people left on the planet who can teleport, I trust you the most. " she folded her arms.
" You don't trust the fusions? " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" It's not that I don't "trust" them, its just that while they do have many Goku-esque qualities about them there's
a certain level of Ouji-ness that radiates off their ki that makes me suspicious. " she said innocently.
" It's their hair isn't it. " Raditsu said, pointing to his own.
" Yes. " Chi-Chi said flatly, then perked up, " Besides, you coming with me to Kaio-sama's means you're not back at
Capsule Corp with Turles. "
Raditsu shuddered slightly at the name, " Point...but, why did we bring my parents here as well? "
Bardock and Celipa stood behind him.
" To help keep the Ouji on his toes when we contact him. You know how full of himself he likes to get when it's ME
he's talking to. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" ▫KNOCK▫KNOCK▫KNOCK▫ " Bardock knocked on the door.
" Hello? " Kaio-sama opened the front door, a bowl of rice in one hand, " BARDOCK! "
" Hey. " he waved, " Kaio-sama, how've you been..OOF! " Chi-Chi pushed the type-3 saiyajin out of the way.
" KAIO-SAMA! " she said furiously.
" Well you're certianly polite aren't you. " Bardock twitched, his rear on the grass beside the house.
" C..Chi-Chi! " the kai paled in shock.
" I need you to help me contact Goku-san and make sure the Ouji hasn't moved in for the kill! Non-platonically
speaking. " she explained.
" ...what are you talking about? " Kaio-sama cocked an eyebrow.
" The Ouji and Goku-san! They're on Bejito-sei for some stupid "Veggietine's Day" vacation and I feel if they're
both completely alone together in any one place for too long, certain "feelings" and "tension" might start to develop and
then who-knows-what! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Ah...yeah. " Kaio-sama sweatdropped at the situation she'd painted, " But, if they went there on a ship, wouldn't
you be able to contact them that way? Why use my powers? "
" BECAUSE the Ouji had their communications disconnected so no one else could interfere with their mushy little week
of supposed-platonicness. " Chi-Chi said bitterly.
" So, you're going to interfere even after they went through extra measures to keep you FROM interfering? " Kaio-sama
cocked an eyebrow.
" Well originally I wasn't going to..but then TURLES actually went to the planet and interfered with them so I have
to check and make sure they're alright; namely Goku-san. " she pointed out.
Kaio-sama sighed, " Alright, just give me a moment to tell Goku you want to talk to him so you don't completely
surprise the two of them. " he turned in the direction facing Bejito-sei. The kai's antennae twitched around, :GOKU:
" Hm? " Goku paused in the middle of squirting a massive amount of whipped-cream ontop of an equally massive bowl
filled to the brim with chocolate ice-cream and hot fudge swirls, " Kaio-sama? "
Vegeta, who was seated across from Goku in the saiyajin equivalent of an Ice Cream Shop, looked over at him, " What's
he want? "
" Ohhh! What if some terrible villian has appeared to cut our Veggietine's Day Week-long vacation SHORT? " Goku
gasped in horror. Vegeta paled as well, :Y..yes Kaio-sama:
:You don't have to worry too much, Goku. It's nothing too serious. Chi-Chi just wants to check on how you're both
doing after the "Turles" incident.: Kaio-sama mentally explained.
" Tell Onna I singlehandedly defeated Turles in both physical battle and all-around mental sneakiness; overjoying my
favorite peasant here and causing much merriment to be made. " Vegeta smirked, folding his arms.
" Actually Veggie you technically did not de-feat Turles..he just went away. "
" ... " ▫
" Anyway, tell that to Onna. " Vegeta brushed it off, then turned back to Goku, " I have a peasant to please. "
" Hahaha- "
:She kind of wants to talk to you directly.:
" ... " both Goku and Vegeta were silent.
" What should we do, Veggie? " Goku whispered.
" Hn... " Vegeta thought to himself, then after a moment spoke up, " I'll talk to Onna for a bit. You enjoy your
treat before it melts. "
" Aww, Veggie that is so very kind of you. " Goku clasped his hands together, then dug into his ice-cream.
" You're welcome, Kakarrotto. " the ouji smiled, " Alright Kaio-sama, we're ready. "
The kai turned back to Chi-Chi, " You can talk to them now. "
Chi-Chi put her hand on Kaio-sama's shoulder, " Goku-san? "
Vegeta sat back in his seat and smirked wickedly, " Onna. "
:OUJI: she narrowed her eyes, :Where's Goku-sa? I want to talk to him right now!:
" Sorry Onna, can't do that. Kakay's busy enjoying one of the many wonderful snacks I've prepared for him so far
on our glorious vacation-at-home. " Vegeta chuckled.
" I'm eating special ice cream, Chi-chan! " Goku chirped, then took another bite, " MMmmmm- "
:Special: Chi-Chi grimaced, :What are you feeding him, Ouji: she demanded.
" Oh its perfectly safe Onna. You see there was an Ice Cream Shop in one of the cities and we decided to stop by on
our way home. We were about to simply sample a few flavors until Kakay was hit with this amazing idea. He asked me if I could
make ice cream; which, with the equipment in this shop; it just so happens I could. And so, my favorite peasant and I went
through the procedures of making two large vats of ice cream, one chocolate and one strawberry. And now that we're finished
we're simply sitting back and enjoying it along with one another's company. " Vegeta said confidently.
" I like making ice-cream with Veggie. " the larger saiyajin beamed.
:I'm sure you do...: Chi-Chi said dryly, :What else have you done with "Veggie" so far:
" Oh, lots of things. " Goku smiled warmly at the smaller saiyajin, who flushed red, " Veggie's been making me SO
HAPPY on our trip. "
The ouji's chest puffed out with pride.
:Man, he boasts just like his father when his ego's inflated..: another voice said form out of nowhere.
" Nani? " Vegeta blinked, then looked over at Goku.
" I did not say anything, Veggie. "
" Bring someone with you, Onna? "
:Oh, just Goku-san's brother and parents.: Chi-Chi said casually, :You know, to make sure you keep your story
somewhat close to the truth. That as Bardock by the way.:
" Ah... " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Hi. " he waved.
:Hey.: Bardock replied, :So, how's the planet look for being "wished back?":
" It looks good, brand new actually. " the ouji replied, eternally thankful the older type-3 saiyajin hadn't started
off with a "what kind of relationship are you and Kakarrotto REALLY in" question.
:We're trying to find a way to be wished back to life along with the other saiyajins: Celipa spoke up, then
frowned, :But the dragonballs are inactive and Turles won't let us use his ship after Bejito tried to break into it.:
" EH! How could my father and Turles be in the same place? He's DEAD! Unless... "
:..no Vegeta, Turles didn't die on his way back to Earth: Bardock sweatdropped.
" I seriously doubted that theory myself. " Vegeta agreed, then paused, " But that would mean..? "
:..hey! I can't talk about that right now with Kaio-sama here. I'll tell you later.:
" Hai.. " the ouji scratched his head.
:Goku-san: Chi-Chi spoke up again, :Turles didn't try to persuade you into breaking any of the first 5 rules..did
he:
" No, but the other night I.. "
" ..hey!NotimpotantforOnnatoknowKakarrotto! " Vegeta covered Goku's mouth with his hand and laughed nervously,
" I told you Onna we defeated Turles and why didn't you ask if he persuaded ME into doing anything! "
:Well I since I pretty much support anything that makes YOU less dangerous, he can ukefy you all he wants; I really
don't care.: she smirked.
" Hn... " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " Heh, I don't have to listen to you Onna, and neither does my peasant. "
" I don't? " Goku questioned.
" No, you don't. Infact as soon as Kakarrotto and I finish our ice-cream we'll be heading back home to explore the
castle. Kaio-sama, disconnect Onna. " the ouji huffed.
the kai sweatdropped, :You could at least be a little nicer about it:
" Kaio-sama would you please di-connect Chi-chan so me 'n my Veggie can eat our ice-cream without our motives being
questioned? Thank you. " Goku wagged his tail politely.
:Aww, just like I taught him: Chi-Chi clasped her hands together, :I'll see you at the end of the week, Goku-sa.:
she smiled. Goku waved and she took her hand off the Kai's shoulder only to quickly put it back on, :Oh, and Ouji:
" Yes? "
:Don't try anything stupid: she said with suspicion.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said, unfazed.
This time Chi-Chi removed her hand from Kaio-sama's shoulder for good.
" ▫WHEW▫ " Vegeta sighed in relief, " Well, that was sort of expected; although I am glad Onna didn't try to
physically make her way out here. "
" Me too. I like it best when its just me 'n Veggie. Veggie doesn't give me any big books of rules to o-bey, and
Veggie doesn't get mad at me for going off to spar, and Veggie doesn't force me to go to sleep at a certain time. " he looked
up at the ouji, " Veggie's nice to me and we have fun together and Veggie teaches me all sorts of stuff! " the larger
saiyajin said brightly, " OH! Maybe if I ask Chi-chan real super-politely, she'll let us live here together for an entire
year! " he gushed, his eyes widening, " We'll explore the entire planet every last bit! Me 'n my Veggie on a worldwide
adventure! That would be the greatest thing EVER! "
The little ouji's face flushed bright red, " Uh... "
" Oh Veggie wouldn't it be wonderful, just you 'n me... " the larger saiyajin scooted closer to him.
Vegeta's breathing started to quicken, " Uh... "
" Veggieplease? "
" I'll..think about it. " the ouji managed to choke out.
Goku smiled and sat back, " It's oh-kay. Veggie can take all the time he wants. I won't rush you. "
" H..hai. "
" But you know, I would like to take this time to point out to Veggie that once we go back home it will be very hard
for Veggie 'n I to have special times a-lone to-gether because everybody else will keep getting suspicious and interupting
our fun to check and make sure we're alright which we are. " the larger saiyajin twiddled his thumbs.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" Kakarrotto, out of curiousity, just how long do you think we could stay here before the others try to trek out here
to come get us? " Vegeta finally spoke up.
" GASPOFSHEERJOY! " Goku instantly stood up with big sparkily eyes.
" Uhhhhhhhh... " the ouji's face went bright red again.
Goku reached over and hugged him tightly, " Oh VEGGIE you're the greatest! "
" Haha..hahahahhahaha! " Vegeta laughed in a daze.
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One Month Later.
" ..AAAAAAGH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! " Chi-Chi screamed at the ceiling as she practically lept off the couch in
the Capsule Corp living room, then angrily stormed outside, " Why haven't they come back home yet? " she slumped confusedly
against the front door.
" Maybe they lost track of time. "
She looked over incrediously to see Bejito laying there on a beachchair in his boxers with sunglasses on.
" Apparently those looking for us have lost track of time as well. " the ou smirked.
" Are those the Ouji's sunglasses? " Chi-Chi pointed to them.
" Hey! Bejito! " Bulma stuck her head out the nearby open window, " Someone on the phone for you; a Son Gohan Sr? "
" ... " the ou froze, " Uhh, tell him I'm not here. "
She shrugged, then went back on the phone only to return a moment later, " He says he knows you and the other
saiyajins are there he can see you through Baba's crystal ball. "
" Oh. " Bejito said uneasily.
Bulma listened a little more, " Also, he says they're coming over to pick you guys up within the hour. "
" THE HOUR! " he gasped, horrified, " But, but, " Bejito suddenly stood up, " I'm off to warn the others so we can
hopefully formulate a plan of escape. " the ou said semeishly, then dashed back inside.
Chi-Chi sighed, unfazed by this, " I still can't believe it though...an entire MONTH! What could they possibly be
doing up there? "
Bulma glanced back out the window, worried, " Vegeta... "
" Well, " Turles said suddenly, " As much as I'd hate to ruin Kakarrotto and Vegeta-san's honeymoon.. "
" ..ITS NOT A HONEYMOON THEY'RE ON VACATION! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, waving her arms about in the air.
" Sure they are. " Turles smiled sneakily, " Or maybe they've decided not to come back because they've fallen for
each other and wish to live out the rest of their lives in peaceful romantic bliss. " he taunted.
" ...I swear if you weren't the one with the spaceship I'd slug you. "
" Uh-huh. " Turles said, completely unaffected, then headed for his ship, " All who plan on coming on our little
intervention feel free to board the ship within the next 5 minutes. "
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" ▫DING-DONG▫ " the doorbell to Capsule Corp rang.
" Hello? " Bunni opened it, then smiled, " Oh! Baba what a pleasant surprise; and you've brought a friend. "
" I'm Son Gohan Sr. Goku's adoptive grandfather. " the man shook Bunni's hand.
" His grandfather? Aw, I'm sure he'd be happy to see you if he were here, but Goku's on Bejito-sei right now; my
daughter and her friends just went to go pick him up. " she explained.
" That's alright. " Gohan Sr smiled, " Actually I'm here to see Goku and Vegeta's parents...and Nappa. Do you happen
to know which way they went? "
" Psst! "
Bunni poked her head back inside and glanced to the right.
" Tell him we're not here and that somebody else brought us back already. " Bejito whispered.
" They're never going to believe that; Baba has that crystal ball she can see where we are! " Ruby whispered back to
him.
" Um... " Bunni blinked, then turned her attention back to Gohan Sr and Baba, " They may or may not be in here but
probably aren't. " she said cheerfully.
" ... " Gohan Sr and Baba sweatdropped.
" May we at least come in? " Gohan Sr asked.
Bejito made a quick "no" motion with his hands, Bunni watched him as he continued making signals, " No, you can't
because...we're having the house fumigated? "
Bardock sweatdropped, then mouthed incrediously to Bejito, " Fumigated? "
" What? " Bejito mouthed back.
" Oh, bug problem, huh? " Gohan Sr frowned.
" Um, yes. But it's nothing too serious. " she continued, " Infact we should have it all cleaned up by the time you
leave! "
" That's alright I've dealt with poisonous odors before, I should be fine. " Gohan Sr walked into the room and the
saiyajins went flying off in different directions in an attempt to be seen. The man sighed tiredly, " I know you're all in
here and I'm not taking you back to hfil because I want to...I'd rather you at least get a chance to meet up with the rest
of your children before you go. "
Bardock suspiciously glanced out at him.
" The reason we're here is because Enma's conducting a headcount tommorow and if we don't get you back before he
realizes you're gone there's a good chance you'll all be sent to deeper hfil and I know none of you want that. "
Bejito grimaced, " I really don't...deeper hfil... " he muttered in his head, letting some of the words actually
come out. The ou folded his arms.
" Maybe we should just go. " Nappa said, disappointed.
" Ohh, I don't want to leave Earth now...I like being here so much.. " Cally said sadly.
" And we never even got to see Vegeta. " Ruby sulked.
" Well, maybe we'll be able to come back. " Celipa suggested. She poked her head out of the hallway completely, " Oi!
Gohan Sr-san! Can we come back through the portal again after the attendance? "
" You will be able to go through it again but it takes a month for the energies to stablize after the portal's been
been used more than three times in a row. " Gohan Sr explained.
" A month! " Bejito gawked, then sighed, " Well, fine. We'll wait a month. Who knows how long it'll take for Vegeta
and Kakarrotto to get back here from Bejito-sei on that Capsule 3 ship anyway. "
" I heard they were only supposed to be there for a week too... " the ouho trailed off.
" Can we at least say goodbye to our friends and relatives who haven't gone off after Kakarrotto and Vegeta? "
Bardock asked.
" Of course. " Gohan Sr smiled.
Bardock turned to his left only to nearly fall over when he saw Vejitto and Gogeta standing there sniffling. Raditsu
stood beside them with a sad expression on his face.
" We will miss you Ojichan and Obaasan and Ojichan and Obaasan and Great-Aunt Cally. " Vejitto shook both of
Bardock's hands at once while addressing the entire group, " And Nappa. "
Nappa sweatdropped.
" Nine-person goodbye-glomp? " Gogeta suggested, holding his arms out and wagging his tail.
" CAN nine people glomp at once? " Raditsu asked, confused.
" ▫GLOMP!▫ "
" ...I guess they can. "
The fusions let go of them.
" We promise we'll find a way to bring you all back for good as soon as we can. " Vejitto smiled.
" Thanks guys. " Bardock replied.
" Well you've had your tearful goodbyes now let's get going. " Baba floated into the room on her crystal ball.
" Aren't we going back to hfil through the passageway? " Ruby asked.
" Why do that and use up more of its energy when I can just teleport us all back using my own methods? " she said,
" Now everyone stand close together and wave goodbye. "
The group did so. Vejitto, Gogeta, and Raditsu all waved back as the others slowly started to fade away until they
disappeared from sight altogether.
Raditsu sighed, " Toussan...Kaasan.. "
" Don't be sad, Uncle Ditsu. " Gogeta chirped and patted him on the shoulder, trying to cheer him up, " We'll wait
til Dende's able to recharge the dragon balls and then track them down ourselves! "
" Yeah! We're gonna help Ojichan with his plan even though he's not here! " Vejitto said determindly with a grin on
his face.
" Thanks guys. " Raditsu smiled, " I really appreciate it. I know I don't get as emotional about it as Vegeta, but I
miss home too. "
" I hope Mommy's alright.. " Vejitto wondered, curious, " He's been gone so long.. "
" Heh, no need to worry about Toussan, Jitto. " Gogeta grinned proudly, " I'm sure he's got everything perfectly
under control. "
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" UGGH! Stupid 10x Earth's gravity! " Chi-Chi grunted as she struggled towards the castle where Goku and Vegeta's kis
were. Bura was a few feet behind her and Bulma even farther.
Turles walked at a content, leisurely pace while whistling a ceremonial type-3 saiyajin mating song.
" Curse him. " she narrowed her eyes at Turles, " Able to walk this crazy Ouji-homeworld like its second-nature to
him. "
" Well it is, this is Turles's homeplanet too. " Bura said, then sighed, " He is so confused. "
" At least I'm not in denial! " Turles said, grinning cheekily.
" I AM NOT IN DENIAL! "
" LOOK! " Bulma shouted suddenly as they made their way over a hill. Before them stood the royal castle and infront
of the front doors stood a large figure in royal saiyajin armor and a fancy orange cape.
" GOKU-SAN! " Chi-Chi exclaimed and rushed towards him, though not nearly as fast as she would have had the gravity
not slowed her run down a slow inching pace. She continued her sprint only to go back to walking five minutes later,
" Oh-kay, remind me again why we didn't bring any of the three other people back on Earth who can TELEPORT? "
" They'd rather have spent time with their newly-returned parents and grandparents. I don't blame them. " Bulma
shrugged, " I don't think they really wanted to get this involved in the Kaka-war anyway. "
" Kaka-war? " Turles raised an eyebrow, " How long have you been calling your indirect constipation of Kakarrotto
and Vegeta-san's natural desires that? "
" I'm not exactly sure.. " Bulma trailed off.
" 1 year 3 months and 2 days. " Chi-Chi said bluntly, " The Ouji coined it LAST "Veggietine's Day". "
" ...wow, you uh, really keep track of your stuff concerning this, huh. " Bulma said, her eyes bugging out of her
head in shock.
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi sighed tiredly, " Stupid Ouji. " she paused, then looked over at Turles, " Would he be less
ANNOYING too if was uke'd? "
" Probably. " Turles said cooley.
" Go for the kill; platonically. "
" ... " Bulma and Bura sweatdropped.
The group finally reached the front gates.
" FINALLY! " Chi-Chi exclaimed with joy. She dashed up to Goku and gave the large saiyajin a hug, " Oh Goku-sa!
I'm so happy you're alright..ooh, fancy cape. " she tugged at it.
" Hee- " Goku beamed, " Nopa te la quinna, Chi-chan! "
" ... " Chi-Chi froze in place, " Eh? " she looked up at him.
" Aww, isn't that wonderful? Kakarrotto's decided to adopt his native tongue as his new natural language to show his
deep semeish affections for Vegeta-san. " Turles smirked.
" Shuddup. " Chi-Chi snapped at him, then paused, " You know that is so weird that I both like and dislike you all at
the same time. "
" CONFUSING, aren't I? " Turles snickered wickedly, then walked up to Goku, " Kakarrotto, na eete la sequencia de
popina te yo? "
" Ah, Veggie ni ma zeh bobinato pa sesenae la misma! " Goku happily chirped back.
" Bwahahaha.. "
" Heeheeheehaha. "
" ... " Chi-Chi twitched.
" Kakarrotto's Vegeta-san's official bodyguard. They sensed us coming so Vegeta-san freaked out and sent his seme.. "
" ..PLATONIC seme.. " Chi-Chi gritted her teeth.
" ..to guard the castle for him. " Turles finished.
" Son-kun, " Bulma spoke up, " Could you please use english so that Chi-Chi, Bura, and I can all understand what
you're saying? "
" Oh nonsense I'll translate Kakarrotto's dialogue FOR you. " Turles offered sneakily.
" NO. " the trio said at once.
" ... " Turles was silent, " Fine. " he turned to Goku, " English? "
" English. " Goku said.
" Now, let's give Vegeta-san a nice little visit, hm? " Turles said, approaching the door.
" No! " Goku shouted with worry, bouncing so that he was now between the crease seperating the doors, " Veggie
doesn't want anybody to go in. "
" Why not? Something he doesn't want us to see? " Turles asked.
Goku shook his head no, " It's not that at all...its just that..me and Veggie know that once you guys came here we'd
have to go back to Earth and things would have to go back to the way they were before and..I do not want my Veggiecation
to end and neither does Veggie. " he said sadly, sniffling.
" Oh come on! " Chi-Chi let go of him, " This isn't any different than the living situation you and the Ouji have
been in since we rescued him from Brolli! So you're wearing fancy Ouji-clothes and there's no one around to spy..ah, see
you so you have complete and unadulterated privacy! Big deal! The gravity's heavy; so is the gravity in the room you two
train in. You're living in a rich, gigantic building; that's what CAPSULE CORP practically is...only without all the flags
and surprisingly detail applied to the structure itself. It's the SAME THING! "
" ... " Goku was quiet, " I have to talk to Veggie. " he turned and went inside, the others following him until they
reached the throne room. Goku sneaked inside and closed the door on the quartet.
" HEY! " Chi-Chi exclaimed in shock.
" Veggie. " Goku sniffled, glancing over at the little ouji who sat on the ou throne wearing a fancy version of his
royal saiyajin no ouji uniform. The yellow spots on his armor were shiny including the symbol on his left chestplate; and
the his current red cape sparkled majestically, seeing as it was covered in tiny red sequins, " Veggie they're here. " he
said in saiyago.
" I know. " Vegeta waddled off his seat and down to where Goku stood, " So.. "
" So... "
" If we keep the door closed long enough do you think they'll just give up and leave? "
" Veggie! " Goku sweatdropped, " That would not be very nice at all! "
" Hai... "
" For Chi-chan, Bulma, Bura, and Turles to come all this way they must've been worried a-bout us. We could at least
talk to them about why they are here and if we have to stop living together in Veggie's fun comfy castle and go back to
Earth. "
The ouji sighed, " Fine. " he opened the door with a stubborn pout on his face.
" Aw, did we interupt something important? " Turles asked.
" Pono te yo. " Vegeta snorted, looking off in the other direction only to suddenly freeze.
" ▫SNIFF▫SNIFF▫SNIFF▫ " Turles sniffed the little ouji, then beamed, " You smell like Kakarrotto..you've been
BATHING together! " he happily deduced.
" NANI! " Vegeta nearly fell over, bright red, " MI DEBO LA SETI YEN WAWI DA NA! " he snapped angrily.
" Oh. You were in a pool. " the evil type-3 saiyajin said, disappointed while Vegeta continued to hyperventilate
over the implication of being in that kind of situation with Kakarrotto.
" Sorry about that, Vegeta-san. " Turles nodded to him.
" Hmmph! "
" By the way nice sparkily uke cape. " he grinned.
" Just because it sparkles doesn't automatically make it an "uke" cape. " Vegeta huffed, " An uke cape would have
frills and lace and fluffy things on it. "
" You talk as though you own such a clothing item. " Turles said smoothly.
" Quiet you. "
" You don't deny it then? "
" ...UGGGGGGGH! " Vegeta exclaimed, then walked past him and up to Bulma, " Bulma. "
" Nice cape. " she sweatdropped.
" Hahaha-! " Turles laughed.
" ISAIDBEQUIET! " the ouji waved his arms up and down in the air, then turned back, " So, I'm assuming you're here
to escort Kakarrotto and I back to Earth? "
" Of course we are! Vegeta you didn't contact us at all to say you'd be staying here three more weeks! We had to come
check on you and make sure you were oh-kay and nothing bad happened. " she explained.
" YEAH Ouji! What's with the idea of keeping Goku-sa here all to yourself where you can manipulate him without any
interference! " Chi-Chi folded her arms.
" I do NOT manipulate my peasant and it wasn't my idea to stay here indefinately until you came for us it was
Kakarrotto's! " Vegeta shouted.
The others eyes went wide.
" Kakarrotto's... " Turles said, impressed.
" He wanted to stay here for a year but I told him that was impossible because of everyone back home so he persuaded
me into letting us stay here indefinately until someone came up after us. " Vegeta sighed.
" A year.. " Chi-Chi said in disbelief, then turned to Goku in shock, " You actually wanted to live on Bejito-sei
all alone with the ouji for an entire YEAR! "
The larger saiyajin's face flushed and he looked down, twiddling his thumbs, " I...I like spending time with Veggie."
he stammered out.
" Ah, a year alone together...that was all it took Timeline 8's Kakarrotto and Vegeta, wasn't it? " Turles smiled,
suspicious of Goku.
" ? " Goku froze.
" How very very sneaky of you, Kakarrotto. If there were such, I would give you a medal or some type of award for
your intreguing attempt. "
" That was not my intention at all! " Goku pleaded, " A year was the biggest normal timeframe I could come up with
that didn't feel like it would be too super-long. "
" Yeah, in your consious mind...but the subconsious, ah that's a little different. "
" What ABOUT Timeline 8? " Vegeta asked.
" Oh Veggie it is nothing don't worry! " Goku laughed nervously.
" ? " the little ouji tilted his head.
" Well, now that we're all here, what do you say we get going home? " Bulma smiled.
Goku and Vegeta slumped sadly, their tails hitting the floor.
" I was almost finished building our little fishing cottage by the river, too... " Goku sniffled.
" There there Kakay. " Vegeta patted him on the back.
" Oh come on. You've seemingly learned how to speak oujish in the month you've been here; isn't that enough? "
Chi-Chi twitched, annoyed.
" I still cannot read or write it. "
" Do you really NEED to? There's only 6 of you. "
" But that makes it all the more special. " Goku chimed in.
" ...come on Goku-san. " she groaned and grabbed him by the wrist, then dragged the larger saiyajin down the hall
towards the exit.
" But I don't want to leave! I want to stay here and live with Veggie and guard his Veggie body! "
" You can do that last thing at home. Now hurry up! " she said, agitated.
" K, Chi-chan.. " Goku said quietly, hanging his head.
" Well, I guess that's it for me then too. " Vegeta sulked.
" You know Vegeta, if you really do want to stay, I can understand. " Bulma smiled tiredly.
" What's the use of staying here if Kakarrotto can't. " Vegeta walked past her.
Bulma watched him waddle out of the room, " Ohhhhh...I have this terrible sinking feeling we should've just let them
come home on their own instead of forcing them. "
" I agree completely. " Turles said, " A few more months alone together and they probably would've admitted
themselves. "
" I'd rather be there to watch when it happens; what fun is knowing it happened when you could actually be there to
witness such a historic moment. " Bura pointed out.
" True..true... " Turles nodded.
" Who said there was even anything going on between them? " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Who said there wasn't? " Turles countered.
" ... " Bulma groaned, shaking her head, " There isn't anything going on, trust me. I'm a genius, I can tell these
s ort of things. "
" Uh-huh... " Turles said, still not believing her.
Bulma sighed.
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" Can I at least take Veggie's ship home? " Goku asked Chi-Chi sadly as he followed her towards the two ships;
Turles had landed his own ship just 12 feet away from the Capsule 3.
She glanced over at the lonely expression on his face, " Fine. " Chi-Chi admitted.
" YAY! " Goku pulled his hand away and bounced over to the other ship, " More Veggietime for me! " he turned in
Vegeta's direction as he and the others reached the ships, " Did you hear that Veggie? We get to go home together in the
Capsule 3! "
" Really? " Vegeta said, surprised, then smirked at Chi-Chi, " I'm rather impressed Onna; you'd think you would be a
little more paranoidly-protective after Kakarrotto's spent an entire month alone with me. "
" I'm trying to trust you. " Chi-Chi said.
" How very kind of you. "
" Key word, "trying". "
Vegeta chuckled, " You know there isn't any reason to fear any possible non-platonic goings on now anyway. It's been
summer for at least 2 weeks now. "
" You should see Veggie's pool, Chi-chan! It's the biggest fanciest pool I have ever swam in! " Goku gushed.
" It IS a rather breathtaking water container isn't it? " Vegeta boastfully puffed his chest out in a semeish style.
" Mmm-hmm! "
" Good for the Ouji. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Now let's get out of here and back home, alright? "
" Alright. " the smaller saiyajin shrugged, then entered the Capsule 3 along with Goku. Both ships started up at once
and slowly lifted off; Turles's ship at 3 times the rate of the Capsule 3 and promptly blasting off ahead of them.
Goku sat back in his seat, " I wonder if Chi-chan remembered that Turles's ship can travel in 2 to 3 hours what takes
the Capsule 3 around two days to a-ccomplish? "
" Well, if Onna did remember that; points to her for giving us a few more days without the meddling of others; and if
she didn't, then there's no reason for us to tell her that. " Vegeta smirked while pressing several buttons on the control
panel.
" Hahaha, Veggie is sneaky! " Goku grinned at him.
" Indeed I am, Kakarrotto. " the ouji replied, " You know, we still have quite a bit of fuel left; how about taking
the scenic route home? "
" Oh Veggie that would be wonderful! " the larger saiyajin clasped his hands together, then paused, " Are you sure
Chi-chan won't get mad? "
" Of course not. It'll only take us about three or so more days, and we are heading back to Earth, eventually. "
" Hmm. " Goku nodded contently and with that the ship changed course, flying off in a completely different
direction.
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THE END!
Chuquita: FINALLY!
Vegeta: 80.0kb?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) This chapter started suffering from super-long-chapter-ness. That and the fact that last week was my
finals are the reasons I'm late in uploading it.
Vegeta: Ah.
Goku: So, I can speak saiyago now?
Chuquita: Yup!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: And now without further delay, the reviewer-replies!
To majinbulgeta: Glad you liked the fic 'n Turles! Aw, no lemon, sorry.
Vegeta: (grins) YES! A supporter of my semedom! Wonderful way to start off the replies!
Goku: (sweatdrops) ...
To Afrodite: In-heat Goku was fun :) Hai, but I'm going to spread his involvement around to other characters he interacts
with too so he gets to do different stuff as well. Glad you found him entertaining:D
To Gokurper: Yup, very very close. Possibly closer had they not been sent off of Bejito-sei. Aolim Goku's like regular Goku
only less rules attached. And some of Veggie's sneakiness has rubbed off on him.
Vegeta: (gulps) N..no I wouldn't enjoy being an uke.
To GogetaJr: Congradulations on guessing correctly! Heh, so close for Goku. YAY! Glad you got it back!
To Albino Black Sheep: Glad you liked the tail name. I was choosing between that and a synonym for "evil", but I liked the
"plotting" one better. :)
To Wolfcrysta: Ooh! You're able to buy stuff on ebay? I'm not..but one day I might be able to. Congrads that your sats are
over! My finals were over last Thursday. The fish was the first thing Veggie saw that he thought could knock Goku out.
They'll be wished back in a future fic. True. Heh, Turles definately creeps him out; one of the reasons Raditsu didn't go
with the others to Bejito-sei. Ah, here it feels like winter lasted way too long; all the tempetures have been below normal
for months now. At least we're almost to summer. Happy Birthday!
To WarrenSpike500: Thanks:) It's oh-kay. I know reviews take time. Bardock, Bejito, and the rest of the dead saiyajins
will all be brought back probably within the next several stories. I just wasn't ready yet and I don't think I had enough
room in this story left as it was to bring them back now. (This chapter was starting to get way too big). Sure! I'll take a
look at your fic :)
To Kat-YaOi MaNiAc: Glad you like the type-3 saiyajin mating season :D They'll be back in a future-fic to search for the
dragonballs and wish themselves and the other saiyajins back. You'll find out in this chapter.
To tea: Happy you liked it! Raditsu's afraid to go after Turles, so...at least Veggie got rid of him. Yup! They are.
To GokuGirl: YAY! I got the correct spelling! It's a cool place :) They rearranged everything the last time I was there
though. The undubbed stuff used to be upstairs but now everything's all mixed in downstairs. The cds are a little expensive,
but most of the books priced oh-kay. :) Good luck at Otakon! Hope you have fun! I think Veggie did go into heat once before..
during "Kakarroujo" when the full moon was out Veggie went into this semeish heat and went off in search of Goku.
Veggie: (grins happily) Ah, the praise and encouragement! (slaps a "SEME" sticker on the front of his tank-top) :)
Goku: Veggie...
To The Big Boss: So happy you like him! He does get paid for the photos. More on what happens with that plotline in the next
fic. I plan to give Brolli a little cameo until he meets up with the others again. That it does :D
To Hakura0: She should make some more ships, the only problem is they take a lot of time to build. Oh-kay. Bye!
To orchideater: So happy you liked it! Well it was a big fish..and the gravity was 10x normal. Yup. His teeth are done
itching and back to normal size. Right now he's just very confused by it. His eyes weren't so much pinned open as they were
locked onto the screen from shock. :)
To JustSomeGuy: Hai, heat can do that. A little bit of trouble. Future-Turles just decided to leave.
To Kahlan Nightwing: Yup! Turles's ship is much faster than the Capsule 3 since it runs on technology from multiple planets.
Raditsu was too scared to go up after him, but I did have some scenes in the chapter with them.
To mkh2: Hai, he's very confused. Heh, that and the fact that Veggie's the only other saiyajin on the planet :) Well, Raditsu
didn't go up after him afterall so both of them are oh-kay. :)
To SupersayiankingTommy: Hai, its just that Veggie hasn't been there in so long. Don't worry nothing'll happen. Glad you
like it. Bye!
To hieilover135: Glad you sorta like him. :) Heh, Brolli'd be enraged at Goku. Luckily he was on a different planet. Ironic
you should mention that seeing as Gohan has an important part in the next story. He and Videl finally have their baby. :)
The reason Gohan hasn't been around lately is because he no longer lives at the Son home under Chi-Chi. I will bring him back
regularly again though.
To Ravus: WHOA! Did you really get through all of them non-stop? Wow...congradulations. (applaudes in shock) Heh, it is
kind of like its own little epic/universe now. I'm not sure how much you can fit into a review-box actually. Well, if I ever
do, I have several sceneros in mind for what it would be like. But I don't plan on ending at the moment. So happy you like
the story! And Turles! They are their own beings. :) Actually Vejitto and Gogeta are going to use the fusion dance in the
Super 17 parody I have lined up (I have them fighting Super 17 instead of Goku). Actually if they happen to fuse incorrectly,
instead of turning into a skinny or fat version of their fusion they would end up as a Goku or Vegeta in appearance.
He could do that, I've just never really thought of him trying to make that much money. Yup! Piccolo Sr is staying on Earth.
He meets up with Piccolo Jr in the next fic's first chapter. Well, he figures that since all he has to do is swap their
positions, that just leaving a bit of doubt in future-Goku's mind about ukedom will be enough to make him eventually switch
over. Hope you have a good sleep. :)
Chuquita: And that ends Part 5 and "Veggietine's Day 4!" See you next week or possibly later this week with a story I have
yet to give a name/title to :)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...
Goku: BYEBYE :)
