Hey. Welcome to chapter 4!!! If you read the last chapter, you know that Tiara just beat up Air, and he was angry. Now read!! Oh yeah, this chapter, I also wrote a while ago, but don't always expect these to come so soon. Also, incase you're wondering, I'm doing the Acronym joke because in the game, SOLDIER and AVALANCHE are all caps, so it seems like they are acronyms. Now Read!!

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Air leaves the basement in anger and almost leaves the bar when.

Tiara: I can't believe you're leaving!

Air: And I can't believe it ain't butter. What do you mean?

Tiara: The Promise, remember?

Air: No.

Tiara: Then I'll remind you with a cheesy flashback

Enter flashback of 7 years ago:

A small Tiara and Air are sitting in a tree fort

Air: Tomorrow I'm leaving this town to go to Mildew and join GOOD GUY.

Tiara: The city of Mildew, Everyone is leaving JigglyStem to go there, tell me, is it just for chicks and money?

Air: Yeah- Uhhhhh. No. It's to meat the great PornoRoth!

Tiara: Promisemethatifyouleaveyouwillsavemeifievergetintotrouble!

Air: Does that stand for Please Remember Only My Iguana Says Eek My Echidna Talks Half Acronyms To Igor F*** You Ogre Under-

Tiara: SHUT UP!!!

Air: Does that stand for-

End of flashback

Important: If you didn't pay attention or don't know much about FFVII then use this reference:

Midgar = Mildew

Sephiroth = PornoRoth (Now, see why this is PG-13?)

Nibleheim = JigglyStem

Back to our "heroes":

Air: So?

Tiara: You agreed to help me if I'm in danger. That's why you should stay with 'the super dudes'.

Air: I never agreed to that, and besides, you aren't in any danger.

Tiara whispers something to Air

Air: I'LL STAY!!!!!

Tiara: Good.

Our heroes rest and in the morning.

Tarot: Onward to Playdoh reactor 5!!!!

He looks around and sees that his team members are still asleep.

Tarot: #%$^ alarm clock.

Tiara (waking up): Tarot, why did you scream?

Tarot: It was Air's fault.

Tiara: AIR!!!!!!!!

Air (groggy): I-

Big: Fwoggy!

DSR: No, I said groggy.

Big: Dang.

Later.

Tarot: OK, here's the train station, we'll jump off at Playdoh reactor 5.

Air: Question, how do we know what reactor is number 5?

Tarot: Who knows??!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Air: This author is weird.

DSR: I heard that!

Air: Let's go to that reactor.

The team goes into the train

Tarot: Every day, the Playdoh reactors suck the life-blood of the planet.

Jenny: We look suspicious, so we use fake Ids.

Air: Thanks for telling me, but did these guys have to know?

He points to everyone on the train

Jenny: No. Thanks to a plot-hole, they can't hear us.

Air: Really?!

He goes up to a man

Air: DKWAEGFNDVN, GFRFVDBLJHFB!!!!!!!!!!

Man: Shut your mouth.

Air: Jenny, you lied.

Jenny: Shut up.

Air starts talking gobbledygook to the passengers

Tarot: We need to-

A loud siren and a voice interrupt him

Voice: Unidentified passengers on board. Proceed to train car lockdown.

Jenny: How did they find us?

Air: Who knows?

They run to the back of the train

Big: I like cheese.

Air: Why did you say that?

Big: I haven't spoken for a while.

Tarot: Idiot.

Jenny: Let's go.

Tarot: K.

Air: K, what's that stand for? Kraylids? Krust the klown? Kartoons?

Tarot: This isn't Donkey Kong*.

* In Donkey Kong games, everything that would start with a C starts with a K.

Krusty (from 'The Simpsons'): Hey, Hey! At least get my name right.

Air: Let's go to the reactor.

They jump off the train and walk through the tunnel; soon they see a laser grid.

Tarot: After comin this far, only an amateur get caught by da' lazor grid.'

Jenny: When did you become a gangster?

Air: Pretty lights.

He touches the laser and receives an electric shock

Air: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!

Tarot: Let's go.

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So, yeeahhh. Weird. Uhh. I don't own Krusty the Klown, Matt G. does. Umm. REVIEW!!!

Air: Does that stand for-

DSR: Shut up.