In the Back:
Air and AirHead Run up a series of stairs and finally get near the roof when they hear gunfire.
Gunfire: I'm gonna shoot ya'!
AirHead: Please be my bodyguard!
Air: You want me to protect a girl who I just met AND refused to give me crap AND is gonna Die halfway through the game?!?!?!?!
AirHead: Yes.
Air: NO WAY!!!
Air pushes AirHead off and onto a, umm. It's a. Uhh. Yeah. She slides down and lands in front of Rambo, Crude, and one other guy.
Rambo: Hey, It's the girl! Get her!
Meanwhile, Air is on the rafters by a few kegs of beer.
Air: Should I push the barrel? Yes!
Air pushes the barrel/keg off. It rolls down the pillar shaped like the, Umm. The thing that. Uhh. Yeah. It rolls around, then lands on AirHead.
AirHead: What are you doing?!
Rambo: She's Hot when she's angry!
Battle start: [Enemies: Random 'Guy from Turkey' x1]
Random 'Guy from Turkey' (GFT) attacks with a machine gun. It only does ten damage points even though AirHead isn't wearing any armor.
AirHead: Now my Limit Break is up! Whirling Breeze!
AirHead recovers the ten Health points back.
Both: That was Stupid.
AirHead just whacks him a bunch with her five-foot-long staff that fits in her pocket somehow [NOT A SEXUAL REFERENCE].
Battle End! Winner: AirHead!
AirHead: I know!
Sorry.
Airhead runs up the stairs while suspenseful music plays. At the top.
AirHead: Let's go!!
Air: Let's go!!
Airhead: Don't repeat me.
Air: Don't repeat me.
AirHead: Onceaponatimetherewasadumbguywholivedinmildewwhowaskilled.
Air: I don't know WHAT you said.
Airhead: Let's keep it like that.
They run off through the hole in the roof onto some houses.
Old dude: Hey, Foo! I pity the Foo who walks on the roof o' Mr. T!
Air: Dude, you need help.
They continue to run across the roofs, soon they finally jump off.
AirHead: Why didn't we do that earlier?
Air: Who knows?!!?!?
They decide to go into a house for some reason.
Air: Let's go into that house for some reason.
AirHead: Ok.
They run in. Inside.
The Lady: Umm. Why are you in my house?
Air: Hey, 'The Lady', we're your future heroes! We have the right to bust in your house and take what we want while you keep writing a book or something and aren't surprised that guys just busted in.
The Lady: Well, you aren't my heroes yet so. GET OUT!!!
Air: [this sentence was deleted because you're all sick of the Acronym joke]
The Lady: No.
They go up to a bookcase and steal a cookbook.
The Lady: Why did you steal that?
AirHead: You're an NPC; you don't matter to the plot.
The Lady: THE MAIN BAD GUY IS AN NPC!!!
Air disappears and becomes PornoRoth.
Air/PornoRoth: Not with a Gameshark.
The Lady: Go away.
PornoRoth switches back to Air.
Air: How rude!
Air and AirHead Run up a series of stairs and finally get near the roof when they hear gunfire.
Gunfire: I'm gonna shoot ya'!
AirHead: Please be my bodyguard!
Air: You want me to protect a girl who I just met AND refused to give me crap AND is gonna Die halfway through the game?!?!?!?!
AirHead: Yes.
Air: NO WAY!!!
Air pushes AirHead off and onto a, umm. It's a. Uhh. Yeah. She slides down and lands in front of Rambo, Crude, and one other guy.
Rambo: Hey, It's the girl! Get her!
Meanwhile, Air is on the rafters by a few kegs of beer.
Air: Should I push the barrel? Yes!
Air pushes the barrel/keg off. It rolls down the pillar shaped like the, Umm. The thing that. Uhh. Yeah. It rolls around, then lands on AirHead.
AirHead: What are you doing?!
Rambo: She's Hot when she's angry!
Battle start: [Enemies: Random 'Guy from Turkey' x1]
Random 'Guy from Turkey' (GFT) attacks with a machine gun. It only does ten damage points even though AirHead isn't wearing any armor.
AirHead: Now my Limit Break is up! Whirling Breeze!
AirHead recovers the ten Health points back.
Both: That was Stupid.
AirHead just whacks him a bunch with her five-foot-long staff that fits in her pocket somehow [NOT A SEXUAL REFERENCE].
Battle End! Winner: AirHead!
AirHead: I know!
Sorry.
Airhead runs up the stairs while suspenseful music plays. At the top.
AirHead: Let's go!!
Air: Let's go!!
Airhead: Don't repeat me.
Air: Don't repeat me.
AirHead: Onceaponatimetherewasadumbguywholivedinmildewwhowaskilled.
Air: I don't know WHAT you said.
Airhead: Let's keep it like that.
They run off through the hole in the roof onto some houses.
Old dude: Hey, Foo! I pity the Foo who walks on the roof o' Mr. T!
Air: Dude, you need help.
They continue to run across the roofs, soon they finally jump off.
AirHead: Why didn't we do that earlier?
Air: Who knows?!!?!?
They decide to go into a house for some reason.
Air: Let's go into that house for some reason.
AirHead: Ok.
They run in. Inside.
The Lady: Umm. Why are you in my house?
Air: Hey, 'The Lady', we're your future heroes! We have the right to bust in your house and take what we want while you keep writing a book or something and aren't surprised that guys just busted in.
The Lady: Well, you aren't my heroes yet so. GET OUT!!!
Air: [this sentence was deleted because you're all sick of the Acronym joke]
The Lady: No.
They go up to a bookcase and steal a cookbook.
The Lady: Why did you steal that?
AirHead: You're an NPC; you don't matter to the plot.
The Lady: THE MAIN BAD GUY IS AN NPC!!!
Air disappears and becomes PornoRoth.
Air/PornoRoth: Not with a Gameshark.
The Lady: Go away.
PornoRoth switches back to Air.
Air: How rude!
