In the Back:

Air and AirHead Run up a series of stairs and finally get near the roof when they hear gunfire.

Gunfire: I'm gonna shoot ya'!

AirHead: Please be my bodyguard!

Air: You want me to protect a girl who I just met AND refused to give me crap AND is gonna Die halfway through the game?!?!?!?!

AirHead: Yes.

Air: NO WAY!!!

Air pushes AirHead off and onto a, umm. It's a. Uhh. Yeah. She slides down and lands in front of Rambo, Crude, and one other guy.

Rambo: Hey, It's the girl! Get her!

Meanwhile, Air is on the rafters by a few kegs of beer.

Air: Should I push the barrel? Yes!

Air pushes the barrel/keg off. It rolls down the pillar shaped like the, Umm. The thing that. Uhh. Yeah. It rolls around, then lands on AirHead.

AirHead: What are you doing?!

Rambo: She's Hot when she's angry!

Battle start: [Enemies: Random 'Guy from Turkey' x1]

Random 'Guy from Turkey' (GFT) attacks with a machine gun. It only does ten damage points even though AirHead isn't wearing any armor.

AirHead: Now my Limit Break is up! Whirling Breeze!

AirHead recovers the ten Health points back.

Both: That was Stupid.

AirHead just whacks him a bunch with her five-foot-long staff that fits in her pocket somehow [NOT A SEXUAL REFERENCE].

Battle End! Winner: AirHead!

AirHead: I know!

Sorry.

Airhead runs up the stairs while suspenseful music plays. At the top.

AirHead: Let's go!!

Air: Let's go!!

Airhead: Don't repeat me.

Air: Don't repeat me.

AirHead: Onceaponatimetherewasadumbguywholivedinmildewwhowaskilled.

Air: I don't know WHAT you said.

Airhead: Let's keep it like that.

They run off through the hole in the roof onto some houses.

Old dude: Hey, Foo! I pity the Foo who walks on the roof o' Mr. T!

Air: Dude, you need help.

They continue to run across the roofs, soon they finally jump off.

AirHead: Why didn't we do that earlier?

Air: Who knows?!!?!?

They decide to go into a house for some reason.

Air: Let's go into that house for some reason.

AirHead: Ok.

They run in. Inside.

The Lady: Umm. Why are you in my house?

Air: Hey, 'The Lady', we're your future heroes! We have the right to bust in your house and take what we want while you keep writing a book or something and aren't surprised that guys just busted in.

The Lady: Well, you aren't my heroes yet so. GET OUT!!!

Air: [this sentence was deleted because you're all sick of the Acronym joke]

The Lady: No.

They go up to a bookcase and steal a cookbook.

The Lady: Why did you steal that?

AirHead: You're an NPC; you don't matter to the plot.

The Lady: THE MAIN BAD GUY IS AN NPC!!!

Air disappears and becomes PornoRoth.

Air/PornoRoth: Not with a Gameshark.

The Lady: Go away.

PornoRoth switches back to Air.

Air: How rude!