They go into the house.
AirHead: MOM, I'm HOME!
Airhead's Mom: *has a heart attack*
Air: Very smart, very, very smart. You killed your own mom.
AirHead: She's not my mo- *Slapped by DSR*
Air: This is revenge for not giving me crap!
Air goes to the phone and calls someone.
Air (On phone): Hello, I'm here to make a citizen's arrest.
Voice (on other line): Hello, this is Mrs. Strutzermeyer.
Air: Are you on the police force?
Strutzermeyer: I can't hear you. Let me tune my Hearing Aid. Come to think of it, I don't know if you are there, or if the phone rang. Hmm.
Air Hangs up and tries again
Air: Is this the police force?
Voice on other line: Hello, this is Tony, Owner of Tony's pizzeria.
Air: Do you know the-
Tony: -the topping with the least fat. Yeah, we get that a lot.
Air: No, what's the number for the Mildew police force??!!
Tony: Yeah, the topping with the least fat is-
Air hangs up.
Air: I'll get it this time. Hello, police?
Voice: Hello, this is Mrs. Strutzermeyer, How can I help your life suck?
Air: I HATE YOU STRUTZERMEYER!!!
AirHead: Does that stand for Iguanas hate apples, teeth, echidnas, you or-
Air: Hey, you're stealing my line!
Air calls again.
Voice: Hello, You have reached-
Air: The Mildew police force??!!
Voice: No, this is Mr. Strutzermeyer. Would-
Air: DAMN YOU STRUTZERMEYERS!!!!!
Air slams the phone down on Airhead's mom.
AirHead: You're gonna pay for that.
Mom: Please kill me.
AirHead: MOM, I'm HOME!
Airhead's Mom: *has a heart attack*
Air: Very smart, very, very smart. You killed your own mom.
AirHead: She's not my mo- *Slapped by DSR*
Air: This is revenge for not giving me crap!
Air goes to the phone and calls someone.
Air (On phone): Hello, I'm here to make a citizen's arrest.
Voice (on other line): Hello, this is Mrs. Strutzermeyer.
Air: Are you on the police force?
Strutzermeyer: I can't hear you. Let me tune my Hearing Aid. Come to think of it, I don't know if you are there, or if the phone rang. Hmm.
Air Hangs up and tries again
Air: Is this the police force?
Voice on other line: Hello, this is Tony, Owner of Tony's pizzeria.
Air: Do you know the-
Tony: -the topping with the least fat. Yeah, we get that a lot.
Air: No, what's the number for the Mildew police force??!!
Tony: Yeah, the topping with the least fat is-
Air hangs up.
Air: I'll get it this time. Hello, police?
Voice: Hello, this is Mrs. Strutzermeyer, How can I help your life suck?
Air: I HATE YOU STRUTZERMEYER!!!
AirHead: Does that stand for Iguanas hate apples, teeth, echidnas, you or-
Air: Hey, you're stealing my line!
Air calls again.
Voice: Hello, You have reached-
Air: The Mildew police force??!!
Voice: No, this is Mr. Strutzermeyer. Would-
Air: DAMN YOU STRUTZERMEYERS!!!!!
Air slams the phone down on Airhead's mom.
AirHead: You're gonna pay for that.
Mom: Please kill me.
