Air: This time, I'm gonna get it.
He picks up what remains of the phone and tries again.
Air: Hello.
Voice: Hello, you've reached the Mildew police force, this is Mr. Strutzermeyer.
Air: I would like to make a citizen's arrest. AirHead killed her Mom.
Mom: I'm not dead.
Air: AirHead Fatally wounded her mom.
Mom: I'm getting better.
Air: AirHead scared her mom.
Mom: Actually, I was pretending, just for a laugh.
Air: Air killed AirHead's mom and blamed AirHead.
Mom: AirHead, go upstairs please.
AirHead does
Mom: Die Air!
Battle start: enemies dumb mom (x1))
Mom: Die! KAMAKAZETHINGEE!!!
Air steps one centimeter to the left. It misses.
Mom: Well, I'm pooped. Let's get some ice cream.
Air: The Battle ain't over. Magic spell: Thunder
Thunder is heard.
Mom: Well.
Air: D'oh! Magic: Bol-
Mom: It's my move. Magic: Death and crap!
Air dies.
Mom: Mr. Strutzermeyer, I'd like to make an arrest. Oh, you hung up.
AirHead comes down
AirHead: You killed Air!
Mom: So?
AirHead: Item: Angel Spit.
AirHead pulls a little angel out of her pocket which spits on Air.
Air: I'm Up!!!
Mom: Go to bed you guys.
Air: It's 1:30 Pm!
Mom: You're smart, so you can stay up half an hour later. AirHead, BED!!!
Air: Does that stand for Beautiful Echidna's Dress?
Mom: Get some rest.
Air: Do you know where Tiara's Sitcom Rip-off is? I want to go there in the middle of the night to ditch AirHead.
Mom: Sector 7 is past sector 6. Rest up.
Air: I knew that. 7 is past 6; not really rocket science.
Mom: Sector 7 is past sector 6. Rest up.
Air: What??!!
Mom: Sector 7 is past sector 6. Rest up.
Air Damn, the old "Person says the same thing over and over" RPG rule.
Air goes upstairs.
???: Man... I haven't slept in-
Air: Shut up.
???: Now I punish you with a flashback!
Air: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Flashback:
Air is on a bed by his mom
Mom: Do you have a girlfriend?
Air: Shouldn't you know that? You ARE my mom, you're supposed to know everything about my personal life.
Mom: You should get a girlfriend.
Air: How 'bout no.
Mom: A strong girlfriend.
Air: No Thanks.
Mom: A girlfriend that will look out for you.
Air: Are you listening to me??!!
Mom: A girlfriend who can stop me from saying 'girlfriend' every sentence.
Air: Mom, No.
Mom: You should get a girlfriend.
End flashback
Air wakes up and decides to ditch AirHead and go to the bar. He leaves the room, but steps on a floorboard.
AirHead: Air, what are you doing?
Air: Umm... Looking for dirty magazines. Your mom seems weird enough to have some.
AirHead: Yeah, they're by the fridge.
Air: Sweet!
Two hours of searching everywhere for nonexistent magazines later...
Air: Ok. I'm just gonna' go.
Air leaves the house and goes through a ton of shrapnel and sees AirHead guarding a tunnel.
Air: AirHead??!!
AirHead: Hello.
Air: But, how??!!
AirHead: Let's just go.
They go a ways then find A RANDOM BATTLE!!!
Battle start: (enemies: Randumb battle x1)
Randumb battle: I am the random battle that interrupts the game and has a corny name.
Air: A corny name
Randumb battle: A corny name
Air & Randumb battle: The corniest from here to the next fanfic!
All three: The next fanfiiiiiccccc!
Air: Ok. Even I thought that was dumb.
Randumb battle: What am I?
Air: A random battle.
Randumb battle: What enemy?
Air: I'd like to use my "phone a friend".
Randumb battle: Here's a phone.
Air calls AirHead, even though she's right next to him.
Air: What's the answer?
AirHead: Z
Air: There is no Z!
AirHead: E,
Air: There is no E!
AirHead: Well, what are the choices?
Air: You should know! I mean come on-
[Scene Deleated] [Spell checker fired]
Air: Wow, I didn't know you could strangle someone through a phone line.
Randumb battle: I'll just tell you. I'm a-
Air: Audience?
Randumb battle: I'm a Heck Apartment.
AirHead: A WHAT??!!
Heck Apartment: A house that self-destructs.
Air: Quick! Let's hide in that Apartment!
They run inside the enemy
Air: What are these??!!
He points to boxes in the apartment labeled "Chocob-Os", "Materi-Os", "Mildew-Os", "Pornoroth-Os" and "enough with the Os-Os"
AirHead: Merchandise. In this case, cereal. They're all the same, but with different pictures.
Air: Oh.
AirHead: Let's go.
They leave the apartment and run off, hearing a loud "BAOOOM!" behind them.
He picks up what remains of the phone and tries again.
Air: Hello.
Voice: Hello, you've reached the Mildew police force, this is Mr. Strutzermeyer.
Air: I would like to make a citizen's arrest. AirHead killed her Mom.
Mom: I'm not dead.
Air: AirHead Fatally wounded her mom.
Mom: I'm getting better.
Air: AirHead scared her mom.
Mom: Actually, I was pretending, just for a laugh.
Air: Air killed AirHead's mom and blamed AirHead.
Mom: AirHead, go upstairs please.
AirHead does
Mom: Die Air!
Battle start: enemies dumb mom (x1))
Mom: Die! KAMAKAZETHINGEE!!!
Air steps one centimeter to the left. It misses.
Mom: Well, I'm pooped. Let's get some ice cream.
Air: The Battle ain't over. Magic spell: Thunder
Thunder is heard.
Mom: Well.
Air: D'oh! Magic: Bol-
Mom: It's my move. Magic: Death and crap!
Air dies.
Mom: Mr. Strutzermeyer, I'd like to make an arrest. Oh, you hung up.
AirHead comes down
AirHead: You killed Air!
Mom: So?
AirHead: Item: Angel Spit.
AirHead pulls a little angel out of her pocket which spits on Air.
Air: I'm Up!!!
Mom: Go to bed you guys.
Air: It's 1:30 Pm!
Mom: You're smart, so you can stay up half an hour later. AirHead, BED!!!
Air: Does that stand for Beautiful Echidna's Dress?
Mom: Get some rest.
Air: Do you know where Tiara's Sitcom Rip-off is? I want to go there in the middle of the night to ditch AirHead.
Mom: Sector 7 is past sector 6. Rest up.
Air: I knew that. 7 is past 6; not really rocket science.
Mom: Sector 7 is past sector 6. Rest up.
Air: What??!!
Mom: Sector 7 is past sector 6. Rest up.
Air Damn, the old "Person says the same thing over and over" RPG rule.
Air goes upstairs.
???: Man... I haven't slept in-
Air: Shut up.
???: Now I punish you with a flashback!
Air: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Flashback:
Air is on a bed by his mom
Mom: Do you have a girlfriend?
Air: Shouldn't you know that? You ARE my mom, you're supposed to know everything about my personal life.
Mom: You should get a girlfriend.
Air: How 'bout no.
Mom: A strong girlfriend.
Air: No Thanks.
Mom: A girlfriend that will look out for you.
Air: Are you listening to me??!!
Mom: A girlfriend who can stop me from saying 'girlfriend' every sentence.
Air: Mom, No.
Mom: You should get a girlfriend.
End flashback
Air wakes up and decides to ditch AirHead and go to the bar. He leaves the room, but steps on a floorboard.
AirHead: Air, what are you doing?
Air: Umm... Looking for dirty magazines. Your mom seems weird enough to have some.
AirHead: Yeah, they're by the fridge.
Air: Sweet!
Two hours of searching everywhere for nonexistent magazines later...
Air: Ok. I'm just gonna' go.
Air leaves the house and goes through a ton of shrapnel and sees AirHead guarding a tunnel.
Air: AirHead??!!
AirHead: Hello.
Air: But, how??!!
AirHead: Let's just go.
They go a ways then find A RANDOM BATTLE!!!
Battle start: (enemies: Randumb battle x1)
Randumb battle: I am the random battle that interrupts the game and has a corny name.
Air: A corny name
Randumb battle: A corny name
Air & Randumb battle: The corniest from here to the next fanfic!
All three: The next fanfiiiiiccccc!
Air: Ok. Even I thought that was dumb.
Randumb battle: What am I?
Air: A random battle.
Randumb battle: What enemy?
Air: I'd like to use my "phone a friend".
Randumb battle: Here's a phone.
Air calls AirHead, even though she's right next to him.
Air: What's the answer?
AirHead: Z
Air: There is no Z!
AirHead: E,
Air: There is no E!
AirHead: Well, what are the choices?
Air: You should know! I mean come on-
[Scene Deleated] [Spell checker fired]
Air: Wow, I didn't know you could strangle someone through a phone line.
Randumb battle: I'll just tell you. I'm a-
Air: Audience?
Randumb battle: I'm a Heck Apartment.
AirHead: A WHAT??!!
Heck Apartment: A house that self-destructs.
Air: Quick! Let's hide in that Apartment!
They run inside the enemy
Air: What are these??!!
He points to boxes in the apartment labeled "Chocob-Os", "Materi-Os", "Mildew-Os", "Pornoroth-Os" and "enough with the Os-Os"
AirHead: Merchandise. In this case, cereal. They're all the same, but with different pictures.
Air: Oh.
AirHead: Let's go.
They leave the apartment and run off, hearing a loud "BAOOOM!" behind them.
