Air: This time, I'm gonna get it.

He picks up what remains of the phone and tries again.

Air: Hello.

Voice: Hello, you've reached the Mildew police force, this is Mr. Strutzermeyer.

Air: I would like to make a citizen's arrest. AirHead killed her Mom.

Mom: I'm not dead.

Air: AirHead Fatally wounded her mom.

Mom: I'm getting better.

Air: AirHead scared her mom.

Mom: Actually, I was pretending, just for a laugh.

Air: Air killed AirHead's mom and blamed AirHead.

Mom: AirHead, go upstairs please.

AirHead does

Mom: Die Air!

Battle start: enemies dumb mom (x1))

Mom: Die! KAMAKAZETHINGEE!!!

Air steps one centimeter to the left. It misses.

Mom: Well, I'm pooped. Let's get some ice cream.

Air: The Battle ain't over. Magic spell: Thunder

Thunder is heard.

Mom: Well.

Air: D'oh! Magic: Bol-

Mom: It's my move. Magic: Death and crap!

Air dies.

Mom: Mr. Strutzermeyer, I'd like to make an arrest. Oh, you hung up.

AirHead comes down

AirHead: You killed Air!

Mom: So?

AirHead: Item: Angel Spit.

AirHead pulls a little angel out of her pocket which spits on Air.

Air: I'm Up!!!

Mom: Go to bed you guys.

Air: It's 1:30 Pm!

Mom: You're smart, so you can stay up half an hour later. AirHead, BED!!!

Air: Does that stand for Beautiful Echidna's Dress?

Mom: Get some rest.

Air: Do you know where Tiara's Sitcom Rip-off is? I want to go there in the middle of the night to ditch AirHead.

Mom: Sector 7 is past sector 6. Rest up.

Air: I knew that. 7 is past 6; not really rocket science.

Mom: Sector 7 is past sector 6. Rest up.

Air: What??!!

Mom: Sector 7 is past sector 6. Rest up.

Air Damn, the old "Person says the same thing over and over" RPG rule.

Air goes upstairs.

???: Man... I haven't slept in-

Air: Shut up.

???: Now I punish you with a flashback!

Air: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Flashback:

Air is on a bed by his mom

Mom: Do you have a girlfriend?

Air: Shouldn't you know that? You ARE my mom, you're supposed to know everything about my personal life.

Mom: You should get a girlfriend.

Air: How 'bout no.

Mom: A strong girlfriend.

Air: No Thanks.

Mom: A girlfriend that will look out for you.

Air: Are you listening to me??!!

Mom: A girlfriend who can stop me from saying 'girlfriend' every sentence.

Air: Mom, No.

Mom: You should get a girlfriend.

End flashback

Air wakes up and decides to ditch AirHead and go to the bar. He leaves the room, but steps on a floorboard.

AirHead: Air, what are you doing?

Air: Umm... Looking for dirty magazines. Your mom seems weird enough to have some.

AirHead: Yeah, they're by the fridge.

Air: Sweet!

Two hours of searching everywhere for nonexistent magazines later...

Air: Ok. I'm just gonna' go.

Air leaves the house and goes through a ton of shrapnel and sees AirHead guarding a tunnel.

Air: AirHead??!!

AirHead: Hello.

Air: But, how??!!

AirHead: Let's just go.

They go a ways then find A RANDOM BATTLE!!!

Battle start: (enemies: Randumb battle x1)

Randumb battle: I am the random battle that interrupts the game and has a corny name.

Air: A corny name

Randumb battle: A corny name

Air & Randumb battle: The corniest from here to the next fanfic!

All three: The next fanfiiiiiccccc!

Air: Ok. Even I thought that was dumb.

Randumb battle: What am I?

Air: A random battle.

Randumb battle: What enemy?

Air: I'd like to use my "phone a friend".

Randumb battle: Here's a phone.

Air calls AirHead, even though she's right next to him.

Air: What's the answer?

AirHead: Z

Air: There is no Z!

AirHead: E,

Air: There is no E!

AirHead: Well, what are the choices?

Air: You should know! I mean come on-

[Scene Deleated] [Spell checker fired]

Air: Wow, I didn't know you could strangle someone through a phone line.

Randumb battle: I'll just tell you. I'm a-

Air: Audience?

Randumb battle: I'm a Heck Apartment.

AirHead: A WHAT??!!

Heck Apartment: A house that self-destructs.

Air: Quick! Let's hide in that Apartment!

They run inside the enemy

Air: What are these??!!

He points to boxes in the apartment labeled "Chocob-Os", "Materi-Os", "Mildew-Os", "Pornoroth-Os" and "enough with the Os-Os"

AirHead: Merchandise. In this case, cereal. They're all the same, but with different pictures.

Air: Oh.

AirHead: Let's go.

They leave the apartment and run off, hearing a loud "BAOOOM!" behind them.