Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha… Aw, I made myself sad…
Summary: Regular day in Feudal Japan… until InuYasha falls into an enchanted spring that turns him into a girl! Holy Cheese on Rye! All hell breaks loose as he tries to turn back into his original self. Inu also decides to um… experiment with friends, and cough relatives when he starts to get certain female urges. Find out what happens in InuYasha ½!
Parings: InuxMir, InuxSango, InuxSess, InuxRin, InuxKagWARNING!
Contains underage sex, yaoi, incest and loads of things you wouldn't normally see in InuYasha!
InuYasha 1/2 Chapter 1: From Dick to Vagina in under 5 seconds! It was a warm spring night in Feudal Japan. The trees blew in the fresh breeze, sending cherry blossoms everywhere. InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kilala were walking through a forest. It was really late into the night and everyone was extremely tired."InuYasha, I'm tired! Can't we rest or something?" Shippo whined, pulling on his pants leg.
"Shippo, you're always complaining about me treating you like a kid and when things like this happen, you act just like one!" InuYasha shouted back.
"InuYasha he's got a point… we've been walking all day, and I haven't sensed a jewel shard yet! We need to rest!" Kagome yelled at him.
"No. We need to keep moving! Learn how to sleep walk if you're tired." He muttered and Kagome glared at him.
"You are so inconsiderate! SIT BOY!" she shouted and InuYasha plunged into the ground. "We're camping here tonight. You better get comfortable."
InuYasha quickly stood up and was about to yell something at Kagome but he stopped himself.
"You know what? Forget it… There's a springs nearby. I'm gonna go take a bath." He muttered and stalked off into the forest. Kagome watched him leave and sighed.
'Why does he have to be so difficult?' she thought and continued to rummage through her bag while Sango slapped Miroku for obvious reasons, and Shippo followed InuYasha into the forest. But of course, nobody noticed.
InuYasha mumbled and complained all the way to the springs about reincarnated mikos and unnecessary binding spells. He approached a large spring and noticed a small hut close by. He sniffed the air and caught a demon scent coming from the hut.
'Hmm… maybe I shouldn't take a bath here…' he thought and was about to turn back when something smacked into him and caused him to fall in the spring.
"Haha! Gotcha InuYasha! That's what you get for being mean to Kagome!" Shippo shouted triumphantly and laughed. InuYasha came up for air and glared at Shippo.
"You little bastard! Wait till I get my hands on you…" he growled, and stopped when he noticed his voice had a higher pitch than normal. 'That's funny…' he thought and noticed Shippo staring at him.
"What? You look like you've never seen me before." He replied. Shippo continued to stare at him, and then suddenly burst out into laughter.
"Oh… my… GOD! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!" Shippo fell to the ground and held his sides. InuYasha sweatdropped.
'What's this kid's problem?' he thought a little annoyed. Shippo suddenly stood up and pointed at him.
"Take a look at yourself InuYasha! Oh man, I've got to tell the others about this!" he shouted happily and ran back into the forest.
"What the hell does he mean look at myself? I look like… HOLY HELL! I'M A FUCKING GIRL!" he shouted and stood and looked at his reflection in the water. He had to hold his kimono top to keep it from sliding down to far.
"Oh dear…" a female voice came from the hut. InuYasha looked up to see a demoness with long silver hair tied back into a ponytail standing at the hut's entrance. She had white dog-ears with a gold earring in the right one, electric blue eyes, and she wore a black kimono with red roses embroidered on the bottom. "You fell into the springs…"
"No… I went swimming… Of course I fell in!" InuYasha shouted angrily. The girl frowned and was about to say something but was cut off when she heard someone coming from the forest.
'Oh no…' InuYasha thought and looked in horror as his friends started to appear from the forest.
"InuYasha! Are you alright? Shippo said that you were… whoa." Kagome started but stopped when she saw InuYasha. Miroku and Sango stared in shock as well.
"See? See? What did I tell you? InuYasha's been transformed into a girl!" Shippo snickered bringing up the rear.
"It's real? Not an illusion?" Miroku asked, eyeing InuYasha's feminine attributes.
"I'm afraid not…" the hanyou that was standing by the hut replied. Everyone turned to look at her.
"Hey… Is this your spring! Are you the one responsible for this!" InuYasha asked threateningly.
"Oh, shut up. Yes this is my spring, but you're the one responsible. Not me. I even put a sign up to warn idiots like you to stay away from here!" she growled at him and pointed to a scroll placed on tree over by Kagome.
" 'Stay the hell away from here or you'll be sorry! Don't go into the springs or face the consequences…' " Kagome read and looked at InuYasha. "Well, she did put a warning, so it's basically your fault."
"Yes, the human girl is right. I'll allow you all to stay at my place tonight. I'll explain everything while you're here." The demoness replied and walked back into the hut.
Later, when everybody is settled in…
"Miroku, touch me and you die!" InuYasha growled as Miroku sat down next to him.
"Please InuYasha. I have my standards. The thought never even crossed my mind." Miroku replied.
'Lie…' InuYasha thought and muttered a 'whatever.'
The female hanyou smiled at their childishness. "If you two are done bickering, I can start explaining if you want."
"Yes, please do." Kagome said politely.
"Very well then. My name is Hikari. You know of course that I'm the keeper of the spring. The Enchanted Spring, as most people call it." She explained.
"Hey, I've heard of this spring before! Any body who falls into it will turn into the opposite sex." Sango said and Hikari nodded.
"Yes. Although the transformation only works once," she added noticing the look of hope on InuYasha's face. "There is another spring that contradicts the effect. Only certain people know its whereabouts."
"Do you know where it is?" Kagome asked.
"Yes… "
"Great! Then you'll take us there, right?" InuYasha asked hopefully.
"Of course… How could I resist such a cute face?" she asked and pulled InuYasha's cheek. InuYasha blushed and pushed her hand away.
"Don't be stupid!" he replied and looked away. Hikari smiled and laid down next to Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and Kilala.
"There's nothing else to discuss, so I guess we could go to sleep. We'll leave first thing in the morning." She yawned and blew out the candles. InuYasha sighed and stood.
"Where are you going InuYasha?" Miroku asked as he watched him head outside.
"I need some air." He replied.
"Mind if I join you?" Miroku asked. When he heard his words, InuYasha felt his heart skip a beat and a blush crept across his face. 'What's this feeling… welling up inside of me?'
"S-sure. C'mon." InuYasha stuttered and walked outside. He sat down by a tree and Miroku followed, sitting next to him. InuYasha glanced at him and his heart started to beat faster. 'Why am I feeling these things… about Miroku no less?' InuYasha thought and looked up at the full moon.
"It's nice… to take a break every once in a while," Miroku said and looked up at the moon as well. "I mean, we're still working for your sake, but away from Naraku and all of this other stuff we're questing for. We just need a little break, you know?"
"Um… yeah, sure whatever…" InuYasha mumbled. He blushed an even deeper red when he felt Miroku's hand start to caress his own. "Miroku…"
"Hmm?" he asked and smiled at him.
"Take me, please…" he whispered and Miroku looked surprised. Once he understood what he had said, he realized how stupid he must have sounded.
"I-I'm sorry Miroku… never mind. I just…" he started but stopped when Miroku pressed his lips lightly against his. He wrapped his arm around his waist and pressed InuYasha closer to him.
'Miroku…' InuYasha thought and wrapped his arms around his neck, deepening the kiss.
END CHAPTER 1!
H.m: Grins Heh, well… there's chapter one for ya! Chapter two sure to be up soon!
I.p: Yeah, as soon as she comes up with an idea…
H.m: You shut up! Anyway, please review! Flame me and I'll find you and kill you.
I.p: Whispers Not really. Just review ok? .
