Three hours of looking for that old man who makes dresses later...
Air: I'm tired; let's eat!
AirHead: Ok.
They go into a crowded restaurant
Air: Man, this is a crowded restaurant...
I just said that
Air: Sorry.
They go to the owner who happens to be a robot
Robot 1: Welcome to 'Compory'! The first robot operated diner!
Another robot walks by
Robot 2: {Battery: low}
Robot 2 blows up
Robot 1: So, what do you want?
They look at the menu. It only contains three choices. 1: Chicken, 2: Salad, 3: Chicken and salad
Air: Chicken & salad please.
Another robot walks by and into the flames left by Robot 2. It blows up.
Air: Let's go.
AirHead: Yeah.
They're about to leave the bar when...
Robot 4: Stop!
Robot A:
Air: You mean Robot 1.
Shut up
Robot 1: Don't let them escape!
Metal barriers close off every door, window, and air duct.
Robots: DIE!!!
Air: Does that stand for Die Idiot Elf??!!
Robots: No! Now to annihilate you!
The robots start tossing AOL free-trial membership disks at him
Air: NOOOOOOOOooooo!
Air and AirHead start dodging AOL discs in slow-mo like in 'the Matrix'
Robots: You will try AOL
Air: Neeevvvveeeerrrr...
One of the disks makes a crack in the wall.
Air: We're free!
They jump through the crack into safety. Outside...
Man: I'm a person!
Kids: We're children! We're Children!
Woman: I'm Bob!
AirHead: I think it was safer in 'Compory'.
Air: You have an AOL disk stuck in your hair.
AirHead: AAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
They run into a random building to confiscate it. Inside...
Manager: What can I do you for?
Air: WHAT??!!
Manager: Does that stand for Whales Have Angry Teenagers?
Air: My brother.
AirHead: Sorry to interrupt but, THERES AN AOL DISK IN MY HAIR!!
Manager: I must destroy! *takes a flamethrower to Airhead's Hair*
Air: Thank you.
Manager: Here, take this for no reason *hand's Air some deodorant*
AirHead: Are we having fun yet?
Air: I'm tired; let's eat!
AirHead: Ok.
They go into a crowded restaurant
Air: Man, this is a crowded restaurant...
I just said that
Air: Sorry.
They go to the owner who happens to be a robot
Robot 1: Welcome to 'Compory'! The first robot operated diner!
Another robot walks by
Robot 2: {Battery: low}
Robot 2 blows up
Robot 1: So, what do you want?
They look at the menu. It only contains three choices. 1: Chicken, 2: Salad, 3: Chicken and salad
Air: Chicken & salad please.
Another robot walks by and into the flames left by Robot 2. It blows up.
Air: Let's go.
AirHead: Yeah.
They're about to leave the bar when...
Robot 4: Stop!
Robot A:
Air: You mean Robot 1.
Shut up
Robot 1: Don't let them escape!
Metal barriers close off every door, window, and air duct.
Robots: DIE!!!
Air: Does that stand for Die Idiot Elf??!!
Robots: No! Now to annihilate you!
The robots start tossing AOL free-trial membership disks at him
Air: NOOOOOOOOooooo!
Air and AirHead start dodging AOL discs in slow-mo like in 'the Matrix'
Robots: You will try AOL
Air: Neeevvvveeeerrrr...
One of the disks makes a crack in the wall.
Air: We're free!
They jump through the crack into safety. Outside...
Man: I'm a person!
Kids: We're children! We're Children!
Woman: I'm Bob!
AirHead: I think it was safer in 'Compory'.
Air: You have an AOL disk stuck in your hair.
AirHead: AAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
They run into a random building to confiscate it. Inside...
Manager: What can I do you for?
Air: WHAT??!!
Manager: Does that stand for Whales Have Angry Teenagers?
Air: My brother.
AirHead: Sorry to interrupt but, THERES AN AOL DISK IN MY HAIR!!
Manager: I must destroy! *takes a flamethrower to Airhead's Hair*
Air: Thank you.
Manager: Here, take this for no reason *hand's Air some deodorant*
AirHead: Are we having fun yet?
