They go off

AirHead: We really need to get me a wig.

They go into a wig shop

Air: D'oh! This is the tavern.

AirHead: How insightful, 'Homer'.

They go to this guy outside a bathroom

Guy: *doing the potty dance* I need to go. But I can't go home or to another store.

They go to the bathroom door

Air: MAN! It STINKS in there! *opens door and gives lady deodorant* Here.

Lady: How dare you insult me like this??!!

Lady throws a bottle of perfume at Air's forehead. It breaks and Air starts smelling like honey.

Lady: Oh wait, that was honey...

AirHead: Let's go before sober people see me bald.

Air: You know Maasai consider baldness a sign of beauty.

AirHead: Hmmm... You're right. I shouldn't be uptight because... WERE NOT MAASAI!!!!!

Air: Does that stand for Wedding Errors Really Envoke Norwegion Orangatons To Meet Angry Anteaters Saying 'Angry Ion'

AirHead: Nothing I say is going to be an acronym for the rest of the game; GOT IT??!!

Air: The rest? That means that some of your earlier all-caps sentences were acronyms. I was right!

AirHead: No you wer'n't.

Air goes over to a man

Air: Can you help me convinse AirHead that I'm right?

Man: I only make dresses for people.

Air: Can you make one for me?

Man: Sure. Go to the dress shop. I'll make one here instantly and without any material and then ship it there without any delay!

Air: Now that's service!

AirHead: Where can we get wigs?

There's a gym around here. The owner, Tiny Cousin's sister twice revoved, is into cross-dressing. You'll get one there.

Air: Ok.

Will Air rescue Tiara?
Will I stop making stupid name parodies?
Will AirHead find a wig?
Will Man be able to do what he said?
Will I ever shut up?
And why am I asking you dolts all this?

Stay tuned next time.
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