They go off
AirHead: We really need to get me a wig.
They go into a wig shop
Air: D'oh! This is the tavern.
AirHead: How insightful, 'Homer'.
They go to this guy outside a bathroom
Guy: *doing the potty dance* I need to go. But I can't go home or to another store.
They go to the bathroom door
Air: MAN! It STINKS in there! *opens door and gives lady deodorant* Here.
Lady: How dare you insult me like this??!!
Lady throws a bottle of perfume at Air's forehead. It breaks and Air starts smelling like honey.
Lady: Oh wait, that was honey...
AirHead: Let's go before sober people see me bald.
Air: You know Maasai consider baldness a sign of beauty.
AirHead: Hmmm... You're right. I shouldn't be uptight because... WERE NOT MAASAI!!!!!
Air: Does that stand for Wedding Errors Really Envoke Norwegion Orangatons To Meet Angry Anteaters Saying 'Angry Ion'
AirHead: Nothing I say is going to be an acronym for the rest of the game; GOT IT??!!
Air: The rest? That means that some of your earlier all-caps sentences were acronyms. I was right!
AirHead: No you wer'n't.
Air goes over to a man
Air: Can you help me convinse AirHead that I'm right?
Man: I only make dresses for people.
Air: Can you make one for me?
Man: Sure. Go to the dress shop. I'll make one here instantly and without any material and then ship it there without any delay!
Air: Now that's service!
AirHead: Where can we get wigs?
There's a gym around here. The owner, Tiny Cousin's sister twice revoved, is into cross-dressing. You'll get one there.
Air: Ok.
Will Air rescue Tiara?
Will I stop making stupid name parodies?
Will AirHead find a wig?
Will Man be able to do what he said?
Will I ever shut up?
And why am I asking you dolts all this?
Stay tuned next time.
Same Final Idiotsy Story
Same Final Idiotsy URL
AirHead: We really need to get me a wig.
They go into a wig shop
Air: D'oh! This is the tavern.
AirHead: How insightful, 'Homer'.
They go to this guy outside a bathroom
Guy: *doing the potty dance* I need to go. But I can't go home or to another store.
They go to the bathroom door
Air: MAN! It STINKS in there! *opens door and gives lady deodorant* Here.
Lady: How dare you insult me like this??!!
Lady throws a bottle of perfume at Air's forehead. It breaks and Air starts smelling like honey.
Lady: Oh wait, that was honey...
AirHead: Let's go before sober people see me bald.
Air: You know Maasai consider baldness a sign of beauty.
AirHead: Hmmm... You're right. I shouldn't be uptight because... WERE NOT MAASAI!!!!!
Air: Does that stand for Wedding Errors Really Envoke Norwegion Orangatons To Meet Angry Anteaters Saying 'Angry Ion'
AirHead: Nothing I say is going to be an acronym for the rest of the game; GOT IT??!!
Air: The rest? That means that some of your earlier all-caps sentences were acronyms. I was right!
AirHead: No you wer'n't.
Air goes over to a man
Air: Can you help me convinse AirHead that I'm right?
Man: I only make dresses for people.
Air: Can you make one for me?
Man: Sure. Go to the dress shop. I'll make one here instantly and without any material and then ship it there without any delay!
Air: Now that's service!
AirHead: Where can we get wigs?
There's a gym around here. The owner, Tiny Cousin's sister twice revoved, is into cross-dressing. You'll get one there.
Air: Ok.
Will Air rescue Tiara?
Will I stop making stupid name parodies?
Will AirHead find a wig?
Will Man be able to do what he said?
Will I ever shut up?
And why am I asking you dolts all this?
Stay tuned next time.
Same Final Idiotsy Story
Same Final Idiotsy URL
