A final Idiotsy Christmas! Is brought to you by.

Woody Aliens!!!! Coming sometime to a theater not near you!!!!!!!!

*This is not part of the Final Idiotsy story*

The super dudes + AirHead are lounging around Tiara's Sitcom Rip-off

Air: You know, it's Christmas.

Tiara: You're right. We should do a secret Santa thing.

Tarot: Yeah. Let's write our name on paper slips and draw them and whoever we draw we have to bye gifts for.

They do that.

AirHead: Let's pick.

They pick, and the pairing is the following:

Air buys something for Tarot

Tarot buys something for Big

Big " " for jenny

Jenny " " for Air

AirHead " " for AirHead

Tiara fell asleep

Guys: Let's shop!!

They all run off. A little LATER...

Air: Does that stand for Little Ants Take Early Relaxations?

DSR: Damn Caps Lock.

A bit later in the bar...

Air: Tarot, this is for you.

Air hands Tarot a gift

Tarot: Oh boy!

Tarot opens it to find an inflatable doll.

Tarot: WHAT THE CRAP??!!

Air: You're welcome.

Tarot: I have a girlfriend, Tiara. Why would I need this. Ahh whatever, I'll get used to it.

He inflates it, draws Air's face over the original one, and starts making out with it like crazy.

Air: Uhh, Tarot...

Tarot pops it and throws it out the window

Tarot: you didn't see anything.

Air: Yes.

Tarot: Here Big.

Big opens his gift

Big: Fwoggy!

Tarot: Actually, that's Croaky McCroackCroak, he was 2 krill at the pet shop since he's dead.

Big: Fwoggy!

Tiara: That's the lamp.

Big: Oh... Fwoggy!

AirHead: That's a can.

Big: Oh... Fwoggy!

Tarot: That's Croaky McCroackCroak.

Big: Oh... Fwoggy!

The team gives up.

Big: Oh, Jenny, Hewe.

Big hands Jenny the lamp he thought was Froggy

Jenny: COOL! A lamp!

Air: Does that *is slapped, pulverized, beaten, and stomped on by Tiara*

Tarot: Hey! THAT'S MY LAMP!!!

Air: Does *Tiara does all of the above things again*

Air: Ow...

Airhead: AirHead, I've got a gift for you!

AirHead pulls 5 krill out of her wallet, gives it to herself, and puts it in her wallet. Then she slaps herself

AirHead: CHEAPSKATE!!!

Jenny: Air, here you go...

Jenny hands him a book called "ACRONYMS! The guide to making good ones! (Does that stand for acronyms can really open nefarious yearly moth stomachs?)"

Air: Yes!

Tarot: Well, that was interesting... Jenny, GIVE ME BACK MY LAMP!!!!!

Suddenly there is a huge rumble and PornoRoth walks in.

All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

PornoRoth: What? Don't I get a present?