A final Idiotsy Christmas! Is brought to you by.
Woody Aliens!!!! Coming sometime to a theater not near you!!!!!!!!
*This is not part of the Final Idiotsy story*
The super dudes + AirHead are lounging around Tiara's Sitcom Rip-off
Air: You know, it's Christmas.
Tiara: You're right. We should do a secret Santa thing.
Tarot: Yeah. Let's write our name on paper slips and draw them and whoever we draw we have to bye gifts for.
They do that.
AirHead: Let's pick.
They pick, and the pairing is the following:
Air buys something for Tarot
Tarot buys something for Big
Big " " for jenny
Jenny " " for Air
AirHead " " for AirHead
Tiara fell asleep
Guys: Let's shop!!
They all run off. A little LATER...
Air: Does that stand for Little Ants Take Early Relaxations?
DSR: Damn Caps Lock.
A bit later in the bar...
Air: Tarot, this is for you.
Air hands Tarot a gift
Tarot: Oh boy!
Tarot opens it to find an inflatable doll.
Tarot: WHAT THE CRAP??!!
Air: You're welcome.
Tarot: I have a girlfriend, Tiara. Why would I need this. Ahh whatever, I'll get used to it.
He inflates it, draws Air's face over the original one, and starts making out with it like crazy.
Air: Uhh, Tarot...
Tarot pops it and throws it out the window
Tarot: you didn't see anything.
Air: Yes.
Tarot: Here Big.
Big opens his gift
Big: Fwoggy!
Tarot: Actually, that's Croaky McCroackCroak, he was 2 krill at the pet shop since he's dead.
Big: Fwoggy!
Tiara: That's the lamp.
Big: Oh... Fwoggy!
AirHead: That's a can.
Big: Oh... Fwoggy!
Tarot: That's Croaky McCroackCroak.
Big: Oh... Fwoggy!
The team gives up.
Big: Oh, Jenny, Hewe.
Big hands Jenny the lamp he thought was Froggy
Jenny: COOL! A lamp!
Air: Does that *is slapped, pulverized, beaten, and stomped on by Tiara*
Tarot: Hey! THAT'S MY LAMP!!!
Air: Does *Tiara does all of the above things again*
Air: Ow...
Airhead: AirHead, I've got a gift for you!
AirHead pulls 5 krill out of her wallet, gives it to herself, and puts it in her wallet. Then she slaps herself
AirHead: CHEAPSKATE!!!
Jenny: Air, here you go...
Jenny hands him a book called "ACRONYMS! The guide to making good ones! (Does that stand for acronyms can really open nefarious yearly moth stomachs?)"
Air: Yes!
Tarot: Well, that was interesting... Jenny, GIVE ME BACK MY LAMP!!!!!
Suddenly there is a huge rumble and PornoRoth walks in.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
PornoRoth: What? Don't I get a present?
Woody Aliens!!!! Coming sometime to a theater not near you!!!!!!!!
*This is not part of the Final Idiotsy story*
The super dudes + AirHead are lounging around Tiara's Sitcom Rip-off
Air: You know, it's Christmas.
Tiara: You're right. We should do a secret Santa thing.
Tarot: Yeah. Let's write our name on paper slips and draw them and whoever we draw we have to bye gifts for.
They do that.
AirHead: Let's pick.
They pick, and the pairing is the following:
Air buys something for Tarot
Tarot buys something for Big
Big " " for jenny
Jenny " " for Air
AirHead " " for AirHead
Tiara fell asleep
Guys: Let's shop!!
They all run off. A little LATER...
Air: Does that stand for Little Ants Take Early Relaxations?
DSR: Damn Caps Lock.
A bit later in the bar...
Air: Tarot, this is for you.
Air hands Tarot a gift
Tarot: Oh boy!
Tarot opens it to find an inflatable doll.
Tarot: WHAT THE CRAP??!!
Air: You're welcome.
Tarot: I have a girlfriend, Tiara. Why would I need this. Ahh whatever, I'll get used to it.
He inflates it, draws Air's face over the original one, and starts making out with it like crazy.
Air: Uhh, Tarot...
Tarot pops it and throws it out the window
Tarot: you didn't see anything.
Air: Yes.
Tarot: Here Big.
Big opens his gift
Big: Fwoggy!
Tarot: Actually, that's Croaky McCroackCroak, he was 2 krill at the pet shop since he's dead.
Big: Fwoggy!
Tiara: That's the lamp.
Big: Oh... Fwoggy!
AirHead: That's a can.
Big: Oh... Fwoggy!
Tarot: That's Croaky McCroackCroak.
Big: Oh... Fwoggy!
The team gives up.
Big: Oh, Jenny, Hewe.
Big hands Jenny the lamp he thought was Froggy
Jenny: COOL! A lamp!
Air: Does that *is slapped, pulverized, beaten, and stomped on by Tiara*
Tarot: Hey! THAT'S MY LAMP!!!
Air: Does *Tiara does all of the above things again*
Air: Ow...
Airhead: AirHead, I've got a gift for you!
AirHead pulls 5 krill out of her wallet, gives it to herself, and puts it in her wallet. Then she slaps herself
AirHead: CHEAPSKATE!!!
Jenny: Air, here you go...
Jenny hands him a book called "ACRONYMS! The guide to making good ones! (Does that stand for acronyms can really open nefarious yearly moth stomachs?)"
Air: Yes!
Tarot: Well, that was interesting... Jenny, GIVE ME BACK MY LAMP!!!!!
Suddenly there is a huge rumble and PornoRoth walks in.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
PornoRoth: What? Don't I get a present?
