NOTE: I made that last chapter for no reason at all, period. It has nothing
to do with the plot, takes place during no part of the "game", and is all-
in-all a story in itself. Now back to the real story...
AirHead and Air go to the gym
Gym Teacher: You two squash, NOW!
Air: WHAT??!!
Gym Teacher: Start doing Squash, it's a made-up exercise.
AirHead: It STINKS in here!
Old Lady on a treadmill: Well guess WHAT Mr. Whippersnapper! You should be lucky to even have gyms! In my day, we didn't have gyms! We only had Auditoriums, Weight rooms, and Gyms! So watch youre mouth!
Air: Umm...
DSR: Arfter three chapters, I've deicded to hire a new spellchecker! Meet Mr. McMcMcerson of the Mcy land of Mc!
Mr. McMcMcerson of the Mcy land of Mc: Hi everybody!
DSR: Now back to the parody...
Air: What's Squash?
Gym Owner: It's an exercise. Sit and stand up. It's Eastastical! It's Fanteasy! It's from Dr. Seuss!
Air: umm...
Old lady from before: Well you should be lucky to have Squash! Back in my day, we didn't have Squash! We only had sit-ups, and push-ups, and chin- ups, and Squash! So watch your mouth!
Air: Let's go.
They run out and to the dress shop
AirHead: Do you have the dress?
Manager: Yes we do! *hands Air the dress*
Air goes to the dressing room and comes out in a dress soon afterwards.
AirHead: How did you put that on so fast? I have trouble putting those on!
Air: Umm...
AirHead: Really developing your vocabulary Mrs. Airess
Air: Whatever! Let's just go!
They go up to Long Moldy Folk's Mansion
Guard: You look bizarre. You can't go in.
Air whacks his board at the guards face knocking him unconscious.
AirHead: Why didn't we do that sooner?
Air and AirHead go in and wait in a "waiting room" They find Tiara there.
Tiara: Hey guys.
Air: TIARA!!!!!
AirHead: Hi Tiara. I'm AirHead.
???: AirHead? That's a funny name for a whippersnapper!
Air: Oh god...
Lady: That's right! I'm the lady from the gym.
Tiara: She's one of the contestants. *shudder*
Lady: Ha! Back in my day, we didn't have shutters-
Air: DIE LADY!
Air knocks her out and takes her wig.
AirHead: Give me that wig!
Tiara: Here, I got it from a randumb battle with a flying fish. I don't know why it had this though... *Gives Airhead a wig.*
Man: Hurry up. Long wants to see you all... MwaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!
Air: You know, we can hear you.
Man: Shut up! MwaHaHaHa...
AirHead and Air go to the gym
Gym Teacher: You two squash, NOW!
Air: WHAT??!!
Gym Teacher: Start doing Squash, it's a made-up exercise.
AirHead: It STINKS in here!
Old Lady on a treadmill: Well guess WHAT Mr. Whippersnapper! You should be lucky to even have gyms! In my day, we didn't have gyms! We only had Auditoriums, Weight rooms, and Gyms! So watch youre mouth!
Air: Umm...
DSR: Arfter three chapters, I've deicded to hire a new spellchecker! Meet Mr. McMcMcerson of the Mcy land of Mc!
Mr. McMcMcerson of the Mcy land of Mc: Hi everybody!
DSR: Now back to the parody...
Air: What's Squash?
Gym Owner: It's an exercise. Sit and stand up. It's Eastastical! It's Fanteasy! It's from Dr. Seuss!
Air: umm...
Old lady from before: Well you should be lucky to have Squash! Back in my day, we didn't have Squash! We only had sit-ups, and push-ups, and chin- ups, and Squash! So watch your mouth!
Air: Let's go.
They run out and to the dress shop
AirHead: Do you have the dress?
Manager: Yes we do! *hands Air the dress*
Air goes to the dressing room and comes out in a dress soon afterwards.
AirHead: How did you put that on so fast? I have trouble putting those on!
Air: Umm...
AirHead: Really developing your vocabulary Mrs. Airess
Air: Whatever! Let's just go!
They go up to Long Moldy Folk's Mansion
Guard: You look bizarre. You can't go in.
Air whacks his board at the guards face knocking him unconscious.
AirHead: Why didn't we do that sooner?
Air and AirHead go in and wait in a "waiting room" They find Tiara there.
Tiara: Hey guys.
Air: TIARA!!!!!
AirHead: Hi Tiara. I'm AirHead.
???: AirHead? That's a funny name for a whippersnapper!
Air: Oh god...
Lady: That's right! I'm the lady from the gym.
Tiara: She's one of the contestants. *shudder*
Lady: Ha! Back in my day, we didn't have shutters-
Air: DIE LADY!
Air knocks her out and takes her wig.
AirHead: Give me that wig!
Tiara: Here, I got it from a randumb battle with a flying fish. I don't know why it had this though... *Gives Airhead a wig.*
Man: Hurry up. Long wants to see you all... MwaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!
Air: You know, we can hear you.
Man: Shut up! MwaHaHaHa...
