Air, Tiara and AirHead follow the man to Long's room...

Long: Which one, which one? You, in the gray wig that smells of Honey, you're my date.

Air: WHAT??!!

Long: Guards, you can take the others, be alone for 20 minutes, and feed them to my pet later.

Guards that appeared from nowhere: Thank you sir!

The guards carry AirHead & Tiara away

Long: Come here you...

Air: But, umm... AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Long: We're gonna' have some fun...

Air struggles, but is carried into the room by Long. In the room...

Long: Look at the view, you can see all of the K-market, you can even hear the kids at the school nearby...

The camera switches to a classroom in which the teacher is showing the kids 3 melons.

Teacher: Uno Melon, dos melon, tres melon! Now you know how to count to three in Spanish.

Kids: YAY!!!

Teacher: If you have any feelings of excitement, swallow them now. I know that you'll forget this in 5 minutes so... Let's just play Twister!

Kids: Double YAY!!!!

Teacher: Shut up.

Back in Long's room...

Long: So, without further ado. let's do it!

Air: Never...

15 minutes later...

Air is underneath Long who is about to take off Air's pants

Air: STOP!

Air rolls off the bed

Air: That was easy... Look Long, you're a sicko, so I must announce... I'm a man!

Long: Let's do it anyway.

Air: No way!

Long: well, you tricked me, if you have any feelings of excitement, please swallow them now because I know you won't remember this 5 minutes from now so-

Air: Does everyone here talk like that?

Long: Yeah.

Long opens up a window and you hear the following...

Kid: May I borrow a buck?

Mom: Sure.

Kid: YAY!!!

Mom: If you have any feelings of excitement, please swallow them now, as I know that you'll forget about this next time you want money so... Here's your own Credit card.

Back to Long's room...

Long: Well, we have 15 minutes so... Let's play Monopoly!

Air: Ok.

5 minutes later...

Tiara and AirHead bust in

Tiara: Air, we're here to save you!

Air: I'm in the middle of a game.

AirHead: Well, umm... we're here to save you from this cheater. How can he roll a 63 on two dice?

Air: You're right!

Tiara: It's wrong to cheat! So you should let us go!

Long: I'm evil, why do I need to listen to you?

Tiara: We'll explain it... in song!

Music starts playing and Air, AirHead, and Tiara start dancing and singing to the tune of Good Charlotte's "Girls and Boys"...

AirHead: Just cause you got, some money,

Tiara: Don't mean that you're funny,

Air: And not much to do with,

AirHead: Most of the plot but,

Tiara: you still should not cheat

Air: In monopoly,

All: Cause you still can't be evil.

Tiara: We still have an

Air: Antagonist you see,

AirHead: And it would take up to much disk space if you...

All: Keep making' tough foes, cheating at games,

Air: Keep lying,

Tiara: And we will,

Air: Make pain,

All: You're only,

AirHead: Thing

Air: You'll get what you want if,

Tiara: You keep your hands clean

All: And of course, pay us just a little fee,

Tiara: Keeping secrets sure ain't free.

All: Nobody likes you stupid Moldy Folk.

Long: That's it shut up, I've heard enough of this.

Air: And if you don't shut up,

Tiara: We will double your pay,

AirHead: That you have to pay

All: To get free of this hellhole.

Tiara: We don't like you,

AirHead: You damn Long Moldy Folk

[Guitar Solo]

Air: Girls just like you cause they don't have a say,

Tiara: Their parents make decisions for them anyway,

Air: And these Girls are forced,

AirHead: To say they're in love,

All: You just ARE'NT some angel,

Tiara: That comes from the heavens...

Air: Cause no one likes you

All: Except for your money-

Long: STOP!!!!!!!

The music stops.

Long: Why do President Spitwad, His son, and PornoRoth get the attention??!! I want to be the main villain!!!!!

He pulls a trap door. Air, AirHead, and Tiara start hovering above the hole.

Long: WHAT??!!

He gets some scissors and cuts the wires hanging Air, AirHead, and Tiara in the air. They fall...

All: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!