Air, Tiara and AirHead follow the man to Long's room...
Long: Which one, which one? You, in the gray wig that smells of Honey, you're my date.
Air: WHAT??!!
Long: Guards, you can take the others, be alone for 20 minutes, and feed them to my pet later.
Guards that appeared from nowhere: Thank you sir!
The guards carry AirHead & Tiara away
Long: Come here you...
Air: But, umm... AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Long: We're gonna' have some fun...
Air struggles, but is carried into the room by Long. In the room...
Long: Look at the view, you can see all of the K-market, you can even hear the kids at the school nearby...
The camera switches to a classroom in which the teacher is showing the kids 3 melons.
Teacher: Uno Melon, dos melon, tres melon! Now you know how to count to three in Spanish.
Kids: YAY!!!
Teacher: If you have any feelings of excitement, swallow them now. I know that you'll forget this in 5 minutes so... Let's just play Twister!
Kids: Double YAY!!!!
Teacher: Shut up.
Back in Long's room...
Long: So, without further ado. let's do it!
Air: Never...
15 minutes later...
Air is underneath Long who is about to take off Air's pants
Air: STOP!
Air rolls off the bed
Air: That was easy... Look Long, you're a sicko, so I must announce... I'm a man!
Long: Let's do it anyway.
Air: No way!
Long: well, you tricked me, if you have any feelings of excitement, please swallow them now because I know you won't remember this 5 minutes from now so-
Air: Does everyone here talk like that?
Long: Yeah.
Long opens up a window and you hear the following...
Kid: May I borrow a buck?
Mom: Sure.
Kid: YAY!!!
Mom: If you have any feelings of excitement, please swallow them now, as I know that you'll forget about this next time you want money so... Here's your own Credit card.
Back to Long's room...
Long: Well, we have 15 minutes so... Let's play Monopoly!
Air: Ok.
5 minutes later...
Tiara and AirHead bust in
Tiara: Air, we're here to save you!
Air: I'm in the middle of a game.
AirHead: Well, umm... we're here to save you from this cheater. How can he roll a 63 on two dice?
Air: You're right!
Tiara: It's wrong to cheat! So you should let us go!
Long: I'm evil, why do I need to listen to you?
Tiara: We'll explain it... in song!
Music starts playing and Air, AirHead, and Tiara start dancing and singing to the tune of Good Charlotte's "Girls and Boys"...
AirHead: Just cause you got, some money,
Tiara: Don't mean that you're funny,
Air: And not much to do with,
AirHead: Most of the plot but,
Tiara: you still should not cheat
Air: In monopoly,
All: Cause you still can't be evil.
Tiara: We still have an
Air: Antagonist you see,
AirHead: And it would take up to much disk space if you...
All: Keep making' tough foes, cheating at games,
Air: Keep lying,
Tiara: And we will,
Air: Make pain,
All: You're only,
AirHead: Thing
Air: You'll get what you want if,
Tiara: You keep your hands clean
All: And of course, pay us just a little fee,
Tiara: Keeping secrets sure ain't free.
All: Nobody likes you stupid Moldy Folk.
Long: That's it shut up, I've heard enough of this.
Air: And if you don't shut up,
Tiara: We will double your pay,
AirHead: That you have to pay
All: To get free of this hellhole.
Tiara: We don't like you,
AirHead: You damn Long Moldy Folk
[Guitar Solo]
Air: Girls just like you cause they don't have a say,
Tiara: Their parents make decisions for them anyway,
Air: And these Girls are forced,
AirHead: To say they're in love,
All: You just ARE'NT some angel,
Tiara: That comes from the heavens...
Air: Cause no one likes you
All: Except for your money-
Long: STOP!!!!!!!
The music stops.
Long: Why do President Spitwad, His son, and PornoRoth get the attention??!! I want to be the main villain!!!!!
He pulls a trap door. Air, AirHead, and Tiara start hovering above the hole.
Long: WHAT??!!
He gets some scissors and cuts the wires hanging Air, AirHead, and Tiara in the air. They fall...
All: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Long: Which one, which one? You, in the gray wig that smells of Honey, you're my date.
Air: WHAT??!!
Long: Guards, you can take the others, be alone for 20 minutes, and feed them to my pet later.
Guards that appeared from nowhere: Thank you sir!
The guards carry AirHead & Tiara away
Long: Come here you...
Air: But, umm... AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Long: We're gonna' have some fun...
Air struggles, but is carried into the room by Long. In the room...
Long: Look at the view, you can see all of the K-market, you can even hear the kids at the school nearby...
The camera switches to a classroom in which the teacher is showing the kids 3 melons.
Teacher: Uno Melon, dos melon, tres melon! Now you know how to count to three in Spanish.
Kids: YAY!!!
Teacher: If you have any feelings of excitement, swallow them now. I know that you'll forget this in 5 minutes so... Let's just play Twister!
Kids: Double YAY!!!!
Teacher: Shut up.
Back in Long's room...
Long: So, without further ado. let's do it!
Air: Never...
15 minutes later...
Air is underneath Long who is about to take off Air's pants
Air: STOP!
Air rolls off the bed
Air: That was easy... Look Long, you're a sicko, so I must announce... I'm a man!
Long: Let's do it anyway.
Air: No way!
Long: well, you tricked me, if you have any feelings of excitement, please swallow them now because I know you won't remember this 5 minutes from now so-
Air: Does everyone here talk like that?
Long: Yeah.
Long opens up a window and you hear the following...
Kid: May I borrow a buck?
Mom: Sure.
Kid: YAY!!!
Mom: If you have any feelings of excitement, please swallow them now, as I know that you'll forget about this next time you want money so... Here's your own Credit card.
Back to Long's room...
Long: Well, we have 15 minutes so... Let's play Monopoly!
Air: Ok.
5 minutes later...
Tiara and AirHead bust in
Tiara: Air, we're here to save you!
Air: I'm in the middle of a game.
AirHead: Well, umm... we're here to save you from this cheater. How can he roll a 63 on two dice?
Air: You're right!
Tiara: It's wrong to cheat! So you should let us go!
Long: I'm evil, why do I need to listen to you?
Tiara: We'll explain it... in song!
Music starts playing and Air, AirHead, and Tiara start dancing and singing to the tune of Good Charlotte's "Girls and Boys"...
AirHead: Just cause you got, some money,
Tiara: Don't mean that you're funny,
Air: And not much to do with,
AirHead: Most of the plot but,
Tiara: you still should not cheat
Air: In monopoly,
All: Cause you still can't be evil.
Tiara: We still have an
Air: Antagonist you see,
AirHead: And it would take up to much disk space if you...
All: Keep making' tough foes, cheating at games,
Air: Keep lying,
Tiara: And we will,
Air: Make pain,
All: You're only,
AirHead: Thing
Air: You'll get what you want if,
Tiara: You keep your hands clean
All: And of course, pay us just a little fee,
Tiara: Keeping secrets sure ain't free.
All: Nobody likes you stupid Moldy Folk.
Long: That's it shut up, I've heard enough of this.
Air: And if you don't shut up,
Tiara: We will double your pay,
AirHead: That you have to pay
All: To get free of this hellhole.
Tiara: We don't like you,
AirHead: You damn Long Moldy Folk
[Guitar Solo]
Air: Girls just like you cause they don't have a say,
Tiara: Their parents make decisions for them anyway,
Air: And these Girls are forced,
AirHead: To say they're in love,
All: You just ARE'NT some angel,
Tiara: That comes from the heavens...
Air: Cause no one likes you
All: Except for your money-
Long: STOP!!!!!!!
The music stops.
Long: Why do President Spitwad, His son, and PornoRoth get the attention??!! I want to be the main villain!!!!!
He pulls a trap door. Air, AirHead, and Tiara start hovering above the hole.
Long: WHAT??!!
He gets some scissors and cuts the wires hanging Air, AirHead, and Tiara in the air. They fall...
All: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
