They wake up to find that they're in a sewer.
Air: Eww...
AirHead: Where are we?
Umm, if you paid attention to the first sentence...
AirHead: Shut up.
Suddenly, they hear something...
???: ROAR!!!!
Air & AirHead: AHH!!!!!!!
Tiara: Wait, he SAID roar, he didn't roar...
???: Umm...
??? Comes out of the shadows and it's revealed that ??? Is some cards and a couple of dice.
? (Different voice): HA! Ha! Ha!
Tiara: Long Moldy Folk!
Long: Right. I'm not down there, I'm watching you from my room. You shall be fed to my pet! Meet... Craps!
AirHead: WHAT??!!
Long: Craps. You know, like the dice game...
Air: What?
Long: ...In Vegas.........
Tiara: I'm not following.
Long: Oh whatever! Craps, Kill Them!!!
Battle start: enemies: Craps(x1)
Craps throws some cards at Air.
Air: OW! PAPER CUT!!!
Craps does the same to AirHead and Tiara.
AirHead and Tiara: OW! PAPER CUT!!!
Tiara: Now my limit Break is up! Go-
You have to roll correctly on the slots to use Tiara's limit break
Tiara: Whatever.
She spins.
Tiara: Hit,
The next one spins
Tiara: Hit!
The last one spins.
Tiara: Lemon...
Tiara gets mad and kicks the slot machine into Craps' face
Craps: OW!
Air: My limit break is up also! COWARDLYER!!
Air starts whacking Craps like mad.
Battle end: Winner: the Super Dudes
Long: What??!! Oh well, Craps, morph into your 2nd form!
Craps morphs into a house of Cards.
Long: Meet... Collapse!
Air: Oh please.
Air touches Collapse and he, well, collapses.
Long: Well, meet... umm... Lemme think... Oh...
Air: Give it up.
Long: Well, you'll never stop my plan to destroy sector 7 so that I can kill the Super Dudes!
AirHead: WHAT??!!
They run off and get to a chest.
Air: Cool, a ring.
Air takes the ring from the chest.
Tiara: Wow!
It was forged at Mt. Doom, One ring to rule the mall...
AirHead: Don't you mean, one ring to rule them all?
Tiara: No, it's one ring to rule the mall.
The girl is right...
Air: Which one?
It IS one ring to rule the mall.
AirHead: Do they even have malls in middle Earth?
Do you know nothing?
AirHead: Was that rhetorical?
One ring to rule the mall...
Air: Can we just stop the LOTR jokes?
NEVER! FOOLISH MORTAL...
Air: Does that stand for Nice Elves Vigorously Enjoy Red Food or Orange Light in Stupid Hellish Man-eating Orangutan Reed to Allow Life?
That made less sense One ring to rule the mall...
AirHead: So you admit that that made no sense.
Umm...
They continue on and end up somewhere else.
Tiara: Wow. How did you come to that conclusion?
Shut up...
Air: Eww...
AirHead: Where are we?
Umm, if you paid attention to the first sentence...
AirHead: Shut up.
Suddenly, they hear something...
???: ROAR!!!!
Air & AirHead: AHH!!!!!!!
Tiara: Wait, he SAID roar, he didn't roar...
???: Umm...
??? Comes out of the shadows and it's revealed that ??? Is some cards and a couple of dice.
? (Different voice): HA! Ha! Ha!
Tiara: Long Moldy Folk!
Long: Right. I'm not down there, I'm watching you from my room. You shall be fed to my pet! Meet... Craps!
AirHead: WHAT??!!
Long: Craps. You know, like the dice game...
Air: What?
Long: ...In Vegas.........
Tiara: I'm not following.
Long: Oh whatever! Craps, Kill Them!!!
Battle start: enemies: Craps(x1)
Craps throws some cards at Air.
Air: OW! PAPER CUT!!!
Craps does the same to AirHead and Tiara.
AirHead and Tiara: OW! PAPER CUT!!!
Tiara: Now my limit Break is up! Go-
You have to roll correctly on the slots to use Tiara's limit break
Tiara: Whatever.
She spins.
Tiara: Hit,
The next one spins
Tiara: Hit!
The last one spins.
Tiara: Lemon...
Tiara gets mad and kicks the slot machine into Craps' face
Craps: OW!
Air: My limit break is up also! COWARDLYER!!
Air starts whacking Craps like mad.
Battle end: Winner: the Super Dudes
Long: What??!! Oh well, Craps, morph into your 2nd form!
Craps morphs into a house of Cards.
Long: Meet... Collapse!
Air: Oh please.
Air touches Collapse and he, well, collapses.
Long: Well, meet... umm... Lemme think... Oh...
Air: Give it up.
Long: Well, you'll never stop my plan to destroy sector 7 so that I can kill the Super Dudes!
AirHead: WHAT??!!
They run off and get to a chest.
Air: Cool, a ring.
Air takes the ring from the chest.
Tiara: Wow!
It was forged at Mt. Doom, One ring to rule the mall...
AirHead: Don't you mean, one ring to rule them all?
Tiara: No, it's one ring to rule the mall.
The girl is right...
Air: Which one?
It IS one ring to rule the mall.
AirHead: Do they even have malls in middle Earth?
Do you know nothing?
AirHead: Was that rhetorical?
One ring to rule the mall...
Air: Can we just stop the LOTR jokes?
NEVER! FOOLISH MORTAL...
Air: Does that stand for Nice Elves Vigorously Enjoy Red Food or Orange Light in Stupid Hellish Man-eating Orangutan Reed to Allow Life?
That made less sense One ring to rule the mall...
AirHead: So you admit that that made no sense.
Umm...
They continue on and end up somewhere else.
Tiara: Wow. How did you come to that conclusion?
Shut up...
