Final Idiotsy VII CH. 19
Tarot: To repeat what I said a moment ago, Rambo, you'll pay for this!
Rambo: I don't think so. The bomb is going to go off in
Tarot: Shut up. *Aims tennis racket arm at Rambo*
Rambo: I don't think you want to do that.
Tarot: Why?
Rambo: Crude has kidnapped the old fart (Ancient), when I give the signal, He'll shoot her. He's in that helicopter. *Points to helicopter*
Air: How did you get a helicopter in here?
Rambo: Shut up. I won't give the signal if you take this 100 krill I'm about to give you, and make it 1,000,000 krill by the end of the day.
Tarot: This sounds an awful lot like that one Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode.
Rambo: Shut up, you have 24 hours, starting...any minute now...come on... Now!
They run out of the tower and to the K market.
Tarot: Ok. Air, invest this money wisely. We're gonna get drunk at the tavern.
They all (Except Air) go get drunk, after they get sober, and after 5 hours...
Tarot: Ok, what did you buy?
Air: I bought an Orangutan!
Tarot: AN ORANGUTAN??!! AN ORANGUTAN WON'T DO US ANY GOOD!!! AN ORANGUTAN CAN'T MAKE ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN ONE DAY!!!
Air: Does that stand for Apples Now Open Really Amazingly Not Greatly Ugly Trees At Niger And-
Tarot: Air, you can make up stupid acronyms that I'd never say, or we think HOW an orangutan will make us a million krill.
Air: I choose acronyms.
Tiara: I have an idea. We train the monkey to act out scenes from 'The Murders of the Rue Moure.'
Tarot: Two things, one, It's not a monkey, and two, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO TRAIN IT!!!
Air: Does that stand for Wildly Erotic Dumb Orangutans Need Two Hats And Very Exciting Animal Ninny Yugoslavs To Open The 'Red Ape Interest' Nuisance Inc. Trainers?
Tarot: Ok. You're an idiot.
Orangutan: Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ahh Ooo Eee Eee Ahh Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ahh Ooo Ooo Ooo...
Air: It's trying to say something. I think it means "Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ahh Ooo Eee Eee Ahh Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ahh Ooo Ooo Ooo"
Tarot: Shut up orangutan and Air.
Air: I have another idea! We go around bragging about how we have the only Orangutan in the K market.
Tiara: What would that accomplish exactly?
Air: Ok, then we sell the monkey,
Tarot: Orangutan.
Air: Whatever. We sell the Orangutan to a resident to get back the money.
Tarot: No one will want an orangutan!
Air: But, they will want the bragging rights that come with having the only orangutan in the K Market.
Tarot: Then why wouldn't they buy an orangutan and kill ours?
Air: Ok, we lie and say it's a magic monkey,
Tarot: Orangutan.
Air: Whatever. And this Magic Orangutan has super, mystical, magical, oranutany powers of biblical proportions, that come to the owner of the monk-
Tarot: ORANGUTAN!!!
Air: Shut Up!!! And, because we're the reincarnation of Christ, we're selling it instead of using it's power for our own good.
Tarot: Air?
Air: Yes?
Tarot: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!
Air: Does that stand for You Only Understand Really Easy And New Idiotic Deaths In Orangutan Trips?
Tiara: SHUT UP!!!
Tarot: Let's just watch Tv at the tavern.
They go to the tavern. On the TV...
Announcer: This summer...
Not Fast! Not Furious!
The screen shows two guys running at 2 MPH (For my English readers, 2.04653632793656543765473763471792474536743973243276 KPH) down a road.
Announcer: Do you want action scenes to, have action in them? Feed your actors Speed Pills!
Sexy Arab women: Won sllip deeps yub. Rebmun eht llac. Won sllip deeps yub. Rebmun eht llac. (If you've the Simpsons episode where Bart joins the 'Party Posse', you'll get that...)
Announcer: To order Speed Pills call 1-900-666-SCAM, side effects include: Shrinkage of major sex organs, Shrinkage of non-sex organs, Strange craves for chocolate, slower reflexes, and loss of speed!
Arab Women: Won Llac!!!
Tarot: To repeat what I said a moment ago, Rambo, you'll pay for this!
Rambo: I don't think so. The bomb is going to go off in
Tarot: Shut up. *Aims tennis racket arm at Rambo*
Rambo: I don't think you want to do that.
Tarot: Why?
Rambo: Crude has kidnapped the old fart (Ancient), when I give the signal, He'll shoot her. He's in that helicopter. *Points to helicopter*
Air: How did you get a helicopter in here?
Rambo: Shut up. I won't give the signal if you take this 100 krill I'm about to give you, and make it 1,000,000 krill by the end of the day.
Tarot: This sounds an awful lot like that one Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode.
Rambo: Shut up, you have 24 hours, starting...any minute now...come on... Now!
They run out of the tower and to the K market.
Tarot: Ok. Air, invest this money wisely. We're gonna get drunk at the tavern.
They all (Except Air) go get drunk, after they get sober, and after 5 hours...
Tarot: Ok, what did you buy?
Air: I bought an Orangutan!
Tarot: AN ORANGUTAN??!! AN ORANGUTAN WON'T DO US ANY GOOD!!! AN ORANGUTAN CAN'T MAKE ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN ONE DAY!!!
Air: Does that stand for Apples Now Open Really Amazingly Not Greatly Ugly Trees At Niger And-
Tarot: Air, you can make up stupid acronyms that I'd never say, or we think HOW an orangutan will make us a million krill.
Air: I choose acronyms.
Tiara: I have an idea. We train the monkey to act out scenes from 'The Murders of the Rue Moure.'
Tarot: Two things, one, It's not a monkey, and two, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO TRAIN IT!!!
Air: Does that stand for Wildly Erotic Dumb Orangutans Need Two Hats And Very Exciting Animal Ninny Yugoslavs To Open The 'Red Ape Interest' Nuisance Inc. Trainers?
Tarot: Ok. You're an idiot.
Orangutan: Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ahh Ooo Eee Eee Ahh Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ahh Ooo Ooo Ooo...
Air: It's trying to say something. I think it means "Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Eee Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ahh Ooo Eee Eee Ahh Ooo Ahh Eee Ooo Eee Ahh Ooo Ooo Ooo"
Tarot: Shut up orangutan and Air.
Air: I have another idea! We go around bragging about how we have the only Orangutan in the K market.
Tiara: What would that accomplish exactly?
Air: Ok, then we sell the monkey,
Tarot: Orangutan.
Air: Whatever. We sell the Orangutan to a resident to get back the money.
Tarot: No one will want an orangutan!
Air: But, they will want the bragging rights that come with having the only orangutan in the K Market.
Tarot: Then why wouldn't they buy an orangutan and kill ours?
Air: Ok, we lie and say it's a magic monkey,
Tarot: Orangutan.
Air: Whatever. And this Magic Orangutan has super, mystical, magical, oranutany powers of biblical proportions, that come to the owner of the monk-
Tarot: ORANGUTAN!!!
Air: Shut Up!!! And, because we're the reincarnation of Christ, we're selling it instead of using it's power for our own good.
Tarot: Air?
Air: Yes?
Tarot: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!
Air: Does that stand for You Only Understand Really Easy And New Idiotic Deaths In Orangutan Trips?
Tiara: SHUT UP!!!
Tarot: Let's just watch Tv at the tavern.
They go to the tavern. On the TV...
Announcer: This summer...
Not Fast! Not Furious!
The screen shows two guys running at 2 MPH (For my English readers, 2.04653632793656543765473763471792474536743973243276 KPH) down a road.
Announcer: Do you want action scenes to, have action in them? Feed your actors Speed Pills!
Sexy Arab women: Won sllip deeps yub. Rebmun eht llac. Won sllip deeps yub. Rebmun eht llac. (If you've the Simpsons episode where Bart joins the 'Party Posse', you'll get that...)
Announcer: To order Speed Pills call 1-900-666-SCAM, side effects include: Shrinkage of major sex organs, Shrinkage of non-sex organs, Strange craves for chocolate, slower reflexes, and loss of speed!
Arab Women: Won Llac!!!
