They go outside and into a store.

Store owner: Buy something!

Air: Why are so grumpy?

Owner: Is me got no good grammar or is the Zigamorphically incorrectable monster that looks like a chicken liver that is reaking havoc on the New York City of Manhatten doing these bad stuffs to me? He make me lose nice job as camera man and I had to get new job as grammer teacher. Is that no bad or good? Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! I lose job as grammer teacher after firsted day here. Tiz iz da worztdaye ov mi life I wizh I wash ded! Also, I am Russian and let me tell you being Russian is the best thing that can happen to you in your life.But I am still upset because my secratryofdefense is mad at my 'No policies!' Policie. I am Mad cow 52 and remember, I'am not a MadCow. These bad things are happaneng to me and Tiz iz da worst daye ov mi life I wizh I wash ded! Crazycomradheyheyheyheytototototototototototototototototoototototototottotot otnbf! Iwaz forsed into da candy stoer business is me a cut-up yes! Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I atleaste get to eat my treats but thenihavenoprofit and I'm crazy andalsoi'mannoyed! YOU TALK TOO MUCH!!!

The owner drinks a few drops of whiskey and passes out.

Air: Well, now that that drunk owner is dead, let's steal some candy!

They all (including the orangutan) start eating everything in the candy store. Pretty soon, after the orangutan has eaten 28 pounds of sweets and then some...

Orangutan(While Running around the room wildly): Ohmygodiamhyperthesugaristakingovermybodyidonotcontrolmyselfidonotcontrolthe wildeffectsofthesugarthesugariscontrolingmeitsmakingmedostoopidthingsandohye ahwhereismybuttercupandshoutstupidphrasesandmaniamgoingcrazyidontgethyperimn othyperneedmoresugarcauseidontgethyperandiamgoingcrazybutineedmore*faints*

Tarot: Air, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

10 minutes later

Air is dressed in a top hat by a sign that says...

Sign: See the talking orangutan! Only 1,000,000 krill!

Tarot: Umm, Air....

Air this way, only one person has to be interested.

Tarot: You're an idiot.

10 more minutes later

Sign: See the talking orangutan! Only 1,000 krill!

Air: I'll go spread the word!

Air goes to a random house and rings the doorbell.

Woman: Hello.

Air: I have a talking orangutan! Cool, huh.

Woman: Me too! Rupert!

An orangutan (Rupert) comes down the stairs

Rupert: Hello, what's your name?

Air: *Slams Door*

Air: Ok, maybe some people don't know her. *Rings other doorbell at other random house.

Man: Hello.

Air: We have a talking orangutan! Cool, Huh!

Man: Me too! Rompert!

An orangutan (Rompert) comes down the stairs

Rompert: Hello, what's your name?

Air: *Slams door*

Air: Ok, one more house.

He rings the doorbell on another random house, unfortunately, it turns out to be...

Robot: Welcome to Compory, the first Robot operated diner.

Air: AHH!!!

Robot: It's him again! The one who refused to try AOL or eat here!!

The doors, windows, and skylights close and are sealed by metal barriers.

Robot 1: Now for our revenge!

17 different robots start firing from different angles, there's no where he can run.

Air: Ha! You forgot about my awesome Matrix-rip-off skills!

He jumps up in the air, the AOL disks all hit each other and explode!

Air: Oh Yeah!

Air runs along the wall and jumps off to kick a robot's head. Amazingly, none of the guests notice what's going on.

Robot 3: You'll pay for tha- {Battery: Low} *Blows up*

Air: How does running out of battery power make you guys self destruct?

Robot 7: He's questioning our operating! (to Air) Now you will die even more!

A Robot fires an AOL disk

Air: Oh, really...

Air grabs the disk and shots it back at the robot. The robot explodes.

Air: Anyone else?

Even more robots rush in, they all tackle him, forming a big pile of robots.

Air: mpphphhmphmphmhmhhp

Robot: What?

Air: Mpphphhmphmphmhmhhp!!!

Air jumps up, and the robots are thrown against the walls while Air stands in the middle.

Larry Wachowski: Hey, DSR.

Andy Wachowski: You have no right using this. It's copyright infragment.

DSR: Bring it on.

Battle start: (enemies: Wachowski brothers x1) Party: DSR x1

DSR: Fire 124

A flaming spiral of doom sweeps them both of they're feet, and when they land they both disintegrate.

Battle end: winner: DSR

DSR: Copyright expired.

Back to the real story...

Air is winning and keeps fighting off wave after wave of robots.

Robots: We can't win like this!

They all fuse together to become............................... A giant Robot!!!

Giant Robot: Now to destroy you!

A white round thing hits it on the back, knocking it's battery out.

Giant Robot: {Battery: No} *Blows up*

Air: What was that?

Air picks it up and takes it outside where he finds Tiara.

Tiara: Good thing I stole that form AirHead.

Air: Tiara! Thank You! What was that?

Tiara: AirHead said it was her mothers, it's called the 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' material.

DSR: I can't think of a good name for a materia, so I'm just keeping it the same.

Air: The 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia?

Tiara: Yep, the 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia.

Air: Is it just me or is 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia a really stupid name?

Tiara: It's not just you, 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia is a stupid name.

Air: Well now that we agree that 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia is a stupid name-

Tiara: Is it just me, or is saying 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia a bunch of times a very cheesy way to boost the word count and make this story seem longer?

DSR: It's just you. Saying 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia isn't cheesy.

Tiara: I think saying 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia a lot is cheesy.

Air: Let's ask Tarot if saying 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia is cheesy.

Tiara: Ok, Tarot, do you think saying 'Slightly off-white but not so off- white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off- white materia' materia many times is cheesy?

Tarot: Yeah, saying 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia is very cheesy.

DSR: Ok, now I'm even sick of 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia.

Tiara: Yeah, let's stop saying 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia.

All: Ok.

Air: Man, Tiz iz da Worztdaye ov mi life!