Perfect Popple: The Movie
"Alright, alright, I know you're all anxious to see the big Perfect Popple movie, but before that you have to see the reviews," said a worker at a theater, The Mushroom Gate Cinema to be exact.
"A true masterpiece. I laughed, I cried, I yelled insults at the villain out loud."- The Goomba Gazette
"Perfect Popple's finest; a crowning moment and a true masterpiece." - The Mushroom Weekly
"Are you stalling movies with reviews again!?" asked his boss from outside, in a firm voice.
"No sir!" replied the worker who then ran off to get back to work. The audience sat eagerly as the view went from a zoomed in version to the screen so as you could only see the movie. The movie began with a scene over Little Fungi Town, where Kamek was seen walking down the road. Music played in the background. We're switching to present tense to ease confusion. Also characters will only talk like in a script during a song.
Scene 1: Little Fungi Town
The Magikooopa walks the streets carrying a bag of groceries. The first song begins called "Everyday Day."
Kamek: It's a just normal average everyday day!
People: Everyone goes about their normal way!
Kamek: The day begins like every other!
Popple: I wonder what I'll plunder!
Dr. Clangracklis: Just a shot, I'll say-
Mushroomer #1: -quickly the pain'll go away! Ouch!
Popple: Who know's what will fill my pouch?
People: Everything's right in every way!
Kamek: On this everyday day!
The Mushroomers are seen going about normal happenings; shopping, cleaning house, watching TV; etc. Popple goes around robbing them, but this is normal in the area.
People: Nothing different, whatsoever!
Kamek: Everything's fine with the weather!
Birdo: Oh everything's normal here today!
Kamek: The gas station's prices just had a raise.
Popple: Just like every other day!
People: On this everyday day!
Popple runs by Kamek, bumping into him. Kamek drop his groceries, bt quickly catches them before they hit the ground.
Kamek: The children are in school, 911 hard at work!
Cop 1: Hey quit eatin' all the donuts you jerk!
Cop 2: Hey it's your fault you're not taking advantage of this perk!
Popple: I sneak in, stuff goes out!
Birdo: Nothing odd is about!
Kamek: We could all deal without-
People: Troubles on this everyday-
All: DDDDAAAAYYYY!!!!!
Everyone continues their activities. Kamek returns home and puts the things he bought in his refrigerator. Kamek then goes out and sees Popple bent down on one knee. The two have been serious for almost a year now, and Popple had ring box out. He had actually bought the ring, the first thing he ever bought besides food and games for his Playstation 2. Kamek walks up to the two, and sees that Birdo has tears in her eyes, and is smiling. Popple stands up, tucks the ring box away, and looks at Kamek. Popple greeted the Magikoopa, "Hello Kamek! I have great news, but I'd prefer to tell you tonight." Kamek had gotten to like Popple since Popple saved his life after the events of Naturally Idiotic Trio 2. Kamek had already guessed what the news was.
Kamek: So there goes the everyday-
All except Popple and Birdo: DDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamek walks off, back to his home, where he sees someone standing on a carpet outside his house. There, a huge green Pidgit with blood red eyes and one of those Russian hat things sits on a carpet. "Can I help you with something?" the Magikoopa asks. "As a matter of fact yes," replies the Pidgit in a deep voice. "Have you seen someone by the name of Popple?" Kamek nods. "If you want, I'll show you to his house." "That would be appreciated," the Pidgit answers. The Magikoopa leads the way for the Pidgit to Popple's house, a small green one that looks a bit like Kamek's on the outside. Popple had moved into Little Fungi Town a few months earlier. Once the two reach the house, Kamek walks away and the Pidgit knocks.
Scene 2: Popple and Birdo's House
The door opens with Birdo standing in the doorway. "Hello, who are you?" the dinosaur asks of the strange creature at her door.
"Hello, I am named Popful. I am here to discuss something with Popple. Is he home?" the Pidgit says in a firm but kind voice.
"No, he's at work right now."
"What's he do?" asked Popful, eager to know more about Popple. "He's a thief," Birdo replies. "You're not working for the government are you?"
"No, not at all. I used to be a crook myself until I met my first wife. And I still rip off the Beanbean Kingdom while doing my taxes," replies Popful. Birdo asked, "So do we all. Would you like to come in?" The Russian Pidgit nods and rides his large carpet in. Once inside, he hops off and sits down in a chair. "You are Birdo, I presume," says Popful quietly.
"Yes, that's me. The same one who was queen of the Mushroom Kingdom for one day," Birdo answers.
"What's your relationship with Popple?" she inquiries. "I am-" the Pidgit is cut off by screaming outside. Machinery could also be heard outdoors in the town of Little Fungi Town. The two quickly went outside and see a huge bulldozer-like piece of aircraft. A small gray Goomba jumps out onto the land.
"Atteintion zitizeins of ze town ov Lit-el Fungi. Zi am ze ultimate masteir of eveil Monsieur Lit-el and I ordeir you all to evacute ze premises in two dayz or I vill bulldozae oveir your bodois vhen I tear ze town down to create 'Mr.Little's Golf Resourtae and Secreit Opeirationing of Eveil Loca-she-on.' Frankenkoopa, show them I mean business!" the Goomba annouces to a bewildered town. A large Frankenstein-like Koopa steps out of the bulldozer and jumps high into the air. He slams his fist down on the ground, creating a small earthquake that throws the people of the town(except Dr.Clagracklis, who weighs too much(and has no feet) as he is a giant mutant green half-cyclops/half-Piranha Plant, and Popful since he can fly with his carpet and all) flying back a few feet.
The two villains get back in the vehicle and fly off. The two laugh as they depart. The townspeople meet that night to discuss the matter. This is where the second song of the movie begins, entitled, "What Do You Do?"
Mayor: What do you do when you're life's falling apart?
Kamek: When on the so called dart-
Clangracklis: -board of life?
Mushroomer #2: A day that just can't go right?
Popple: And it was supposed to be such a good night?
All: What do you do? What do you do?
Birdo: What do you do when everything is a mess?
Mushroomer #3: Could this be just another test?
Kamek: Of all we have in life!
All: What do you do on a night like tonight?
Kamek: Wait, why worry about a Goomba?
Mayor: Because this one's a real doom-a!
Kamek: That was lame, but all the same, he is to blame-
Clangracklis: For all the stress for his wicked game-
Kamek: And evil association?
Popple: What limitations-
Birdo: Don't we have?
All: What do you do? What do you dooooooooooo?
Birdo: Tonight is the night-
Popple: Of the first of major fright?
Kamek: What can we do?
All: What.... can... we.... DDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOO?????
Kamek: And why do we care? Can't we just MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE?
The song ends. Kamek follows up by saying, "This whole town is filled with overdramatic people. Why do we keep busting into song anyway?" Popple responds, "That's not important right now."
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So ends the first part of my summary of my experience viewing this incredible movie. Check out "The Koopa Leaflet" tomorrow for more!
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Please don't report this story because of the brief script format. This is designed for making reading the songs easier for you. Man, I hate this new no script rule so much....
