Perfect Popple: The Movie
Scene 3: Popple's House/ Wedding Chappel
Popple stands with Birdo, Kamek, and Popful, talking about the subject of Mr. Little's threat. Popple turns to Popful. "Who are you anyway?" asks the bean thief, looking at the Pidgit curiously. Popful turns toward Kamek and Birdo.
"Can you two please go into another room for a second? I have something to say to Popple." The two do so, and Popful turns back to Popple.
"Popple," he began, "I am your father."
"That's impossible!" yells Popple fiercly. "You're a Pidgit!"
"Well, your mother happened to have the dominant gene. Had she not, you would most likely have been born a Pidgit," replies Popful solumnly.
"But... she always told me my dad died in a flaming building," Popple says softly.
"She thought I did. I faked my death because I'd frauded my taxes for about 16 years straight," answers Popful firmly, with honesty in his voice.
"If you actually did that-"
"I did," Popful answers.
"You'd have to be my dad then! I've done the same thing ten years straight! Wait- do you have proof?" Popful responds to the question by holding up DNA testing results. Popple and Popful stare at each other for a minute, but then the door comes open and Kamek and Birdo fall to the ground.
"Ow," states Kamek, "next time I'll try spying through the window."
"I agree," Birdo answers Kamek.
"You two really know how to mess up an emotional moment," Popple says to his friend and fiance. The four laugh. Little do they know that a grey Goomba sits in the window, coming up with a plan to make himself go from just conquerer low to really trully evil low...
A few days later, Popple and Birdo procede with their plans and get prepared for their marriage. They invite plenty of their fans from Little Fungi Town, and even Croco manages to stop by via the magic of plot holes, since at the time he is on Earth searching for Atlantis. So, they are prepared for the marriage, with Popple in his house with several guys(including every Martin Party member but Fang along with Croco and a few others) and Birdo in a friend's house with several girls(one of which is Fang). Popple is nervous, and with good reason. "I can't believe I'm marrying Birdo," Popple tells his friends, "I don't think I'll be able to go through with it."
"Don't worry," Croco says, "just as sure as I managed to sneak off on Kent C. and the Crooks and Tatanga, you'll be fine."
"Who is the best man anyway?" Kamek asks.
"You," Popple replies.
"Ah, great, I'll have to go get my suit." Kamek disappears and reappears in a suit... which looks rather odd with his hat.
A few hours later, the marriage goes down. Obviously Croco sits on the side of the groom, because you don't tend to be friends with somebody you abducted and later tried to kill. But the matters of an alligator who is completely butchering continuality just for completion's sake are of no consequence to us, as the climatic wedding is about to commence. Birdo walks down with a male blue Birdo. The Birdo's obviously her dad. After a long march to "Here Comes the Bride" the two finally reach the alter. Popple comes down shortly after and so does everyone else who has some role in the wedding. The wedding goes off without a hitch; however, the reception is a different story. Just as Popple and Birdo are about to have some of the cake, a large Koopa-like monster jumps into the building through the roof, grabs Birdo, and runs off. A familiar voice is heard above.
"I haf now gone from vannabee evil to pure evil! Moihoihoi!" All attending see a helicopter up above hanging high in the sky. Mr. Little, Frankenkoopa, and Birdo stand in the doorway... well, Birdo's rather held in the doorway by Frankenkoopa, but still, you get the point. Kamek whistles, bringing his broom to him, and he and the groom jump onto it and give chase to the helicopter. Shockingly, they're able to catch up and actually manage to make it to Mr. Little's castle.
"Wow, the heroes NEVER catch up on the first try!" Popple says to his best man. The two walk inside and gasp upon seeing the interior of the castle.
"Wow, I've got to find out who his interior decorator is," the Magikoopa says upon arrival. The castle is gigantic, with ornate trim along the walls and a very nice dark red color that not only adds to the palace's evil theme, but also pulls the look together and gives the building a homely feel. The two friends walk through the castle, looking for a way to the roof.
"Why are we looking for the roof?" Kamek asks while they are searching.
"Well it's simple," Popple replies. " After all, when's the last time you saw the main baddie hide in the basement?"
"This is an interesting point." The two walk through the large building looking around until they find a set of steps. They proceed to go up them.
"I'm just wondering how this is going to end up preventing him from bulldozing over Lil' Fungi Town," the bean who was just married says.
"Hard to say, Popple. Hard to say."
Eventually the two reach the roof of the castle and see who else but Mr. Little, Birdo, and Frankenkoopa.
"I told you," Popple says. He then leaps back into the stance of the Martial Arts style Crane. This involves someone standing on one leg with both arms up and bent at the shoulders and hands. In a way, Popple looks like a real dork.
"Things are about to get interesting, I see." The Magikoopa leaps back and pulls out his wand. Frankenkoopa charges him. As the large Frankenstein-like Koopa charges, Kamek jumps over him, causing him to run right off the castle... which is in the sky so...
"Moi didn't see zis coming!"
Popple leaps forward and kicks the Goomba, who is sent flying backwards. Popple jumps at him and is about to kick him off when Mr. Little jumps over him(don't ask how) and kicks Kamek off of the castle.
"First you kidnap my wife then you possibly kill my best friend? ARGH!" The bean leaps at the Goomba and begins mercilessly beating him. "I'm going to kill you, and I'll enjoy it!"
The Goomba manages to slide out from under Popple and begins trying to run away. Popple turns and chases after the Goomba, who is at the edge of the castle now. Mr. Little jumps and kicks Popple off!
"Moihoihoihoihoihoihoihoihoi!"
