Air: Ok, so we agree that 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia is cheesy.

Tiara: Yes!

Tarot: Yes!

DSR: No! 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia isn't cheesy! But seeing as we need to get somewhere in this story, we'll stop saying so much. Ok?

Air: Sure, whatever...

Oh, hello. I would like to apologize to all Final Idiotsy readers, I'm
sorry about chapter 21. 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia'
materia is cheesy AND annoying. I would also like to apologize for the
delay of Final Idiotsy X, It's coming along.........

Tiara: Ok, we have a few hours to make one million krill, how?

Tarot: We could rob a bank.

Air: No, I have a graet idea!

Tiara: Spell-check?

Air: No, when I was in Long Moldyfolk's manor in chapter 16, I noticed that the education system here in the K market isn't that great...

Tiara: How so?

Air: Well...........................................................................

Enter Flashback scene:

Long: Look at the view, you can see all of the K-market, you can even hear the kids at the school nearby.........

The camera switches to a classroom in which the teacher is showing the kids 3 melons.

Teacher: Uno Melon, dos melon, tres melon! Now you know how to count to three in Spanish.

Kids: YAY!!!

Teacher: If you have any feelings of excitement, swallow them now. I know that you'll forget this in 5 minutes so......... Let's just play Twister!

Kids: Double YAY!!!!

Teacher: Shut up.
End Flashback scene

Tarot: I see; how does that tie in with making money?

Air: We become tutors and teach the kids stuff, there parents will then give us money.

Tiara: Do you honestly think that teachers will give US money even though we have no experience, licenses, or smarts?

Air: Why not

Tiara: Good enough for me.

Tarot: Same here!

Tiara: Where first Mr. Air?

Air: Don't call me Mr. Air, You have to say Mr., then my last name.

Tarot: But we don't know your last name!

Air: Oh, it's-

Suddenly, a meteor falls and lands right on Air.

DSR: Note to self: Mission accomplished.

Air crawls out from under the meteor without a scratch.

DSR: Note to self: Ignore last note to self.

Air: Anyway, my last name is-

Lightning strikes right where air is standing, but he moves just in time.

Air: My last name is Torbit (Tee-ore-bit)

Tiara: *Laughter* T- T- *Intense laughter* Te- *Super intense laughter* Tor- Torbit??!!

Tarot: Calling Air Torbit! Calling Air Torbit! *Laughter* Torbit!! *Super intense laughter*

Air: -,-

Tiara: Sorry Mr. *Snicker* Torbit!! *Humungous laughter*

Tarot: * Humungous laughter*

Air: I hate you-

Suddenly, an arrow is shot at Mr. Torbit, he's about to be hit when...

Air: Hey! A five-krill piece!

Air bends down to get it and the arrow goes right over his head.

DSR: DAMN IT!!!

Air: Does that stand for D'oh! A Maniac Negro Idles Torbit?

DSR: God, why do you hate me?

God: You are intolerant of others.

DSR: What?

God: Uhh, I mean, Uhh... Meow, yeah...Yeah, that's it, I'm a cat......... NOT God, a cat.

DSR: umm...

Tarot: Let's just go Mr. *Laughs* Torbit!!!

Air: Oh no, you got to laugh at my last name. Now, I get to laugh at yours. Tarot...

Tarot: Uhh...

Air: Come on.

Tarot: FINE! My last name is asnfozshegfe

Air: asnfozshegfe??!! *Laughs!* That's weirder than Torbit!! Tiara, what's yours?

Tiara: asnfozshegfe, I'm married to Tarot.

Air: Maiden name?

Tiara (Shamefully): Myoonfufucaloo (my-oon-foo-foo-cale-hoo)

Air: And you guys laugh at Torbit.

Suddenly, a man comes up with an M-16 cocked and loaded.

Air: Hi, Hey! You're Emtarkanderundergunderson! I remember you from bhdutfjhafjhsgesyufgdehtdufdjsfisfu Universities!

Emtarkanderundergunderson: Air! It's been a while! A man named DSR wants me to kill you, but I can't, not you!

Emtarkanderundergunderson tosses his gun away.

DSR: DAMNIT!!!

Tiara: Let's go teach some stupid kids!

Air: Ok!

They all go into different houses. In Mr. Torbit's...

Air: Hi woman, do you have a son who's struggling with homework?

Woman: No, I have a daughter...

Air: Good enough, I'm Mr. Torbit, a tutor.

Woman: T- T Torbit??!! *Super laughter*

Air: Goodbye.

Air goes up to the daughter's room.

Daughter: Hi Mr. Man, I'm Lisa.

Air: Uhh-

Lisa: I'm young and cute and sweet and cute and I'm only 9 years old!

Air: Well Lisa, I'm Mr. Torbit, I'm here to tutor you, what do you need help on?

Lisa: Nothing! Look at my math!

She holds up a multiplication sheet that says 10X2=21, 5X0=5, 6X2=13, 19X0=19, and so on...

Air: Let me teach you something. If you multiply anything by 0, it equals 0.

Lisa: WHAT??!!

Air: Let me show you, see this *Puts two beans on a table*, times two, *Puts two more beans on the table* equals four. But, If I have two *Clears two beans off table* times zero *Takes the remaining beans* then *Points to table* There's nothing left.

Lisa: What do you mean? There's a table.

Air: Forget it! You are unworthy to be taught by Mr. Torbit! Goodbye!

Lisa suddenly catches on fire.

DSR: WHAT??!! How could Fire 23 miss??!! Note to self: Air is indestructible.

Air runs out and finds Tiara and Tarot who have also given up.

Tiara: Well, let's just go to Rambo, Mr. *Snicker* Mr. Torbit.