Air: Ok, so we agree that 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that
anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely
but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia'
materia is cheesy.
Tiara: Yes!
Tarot: Yes!
DSR: No! 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia isn't cheesy! But seeing as we need to get somewhere in this story, we'll stop saying so much. Ok?
Air: Sure, whatever...
Oh, hello. I would like to apologize to all Final Idiotsy readers, I'm
sorry about chapter 21. 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia'
materia is cheesy AND annoying. I would also like to apologize for the
delay of Final Idiotsy X, It's coming along.........
Tiara: Ok, we have a few hours to make one million krill, how?
Tarot: We could rob a bank.
Air: No, I have a graet idea!
Tiara: Spell-check?
Air: No, when I was in Long Moldyfolk's manor in chapter 16, I noticed that the education system here in the K market isn't that great...
Tiara: How so?
Air: Well...........................................................................
Enter Flashback scene:
Long: Look at the view, you can see all of the K-market, you can even hear the kids at the school nearby.........
The camera switches to a classroom in which the teacher is showing the kids 3 melons.
Teacher: Uno Melon, dos melon, tres melon! Now you know how to count to three in Spanish.
Kids: YAY!!!
Teacher: If you have any feelings of excitement, swallow them now. I know that you'll forget this in 5 minutes so......... Let's just play Twister!
Kids: Double YAY!!!!
Teacher: Shut up.
End Flashback scene
Tarot: I see; how does that tie in with making money?
Air: We become tutors and teach the kids stuff, there parents will then give us money.
Tiara: Do you honestly think that teachers will give US money even though we have no experience, licenses, or smarts?
Air: Why not
Tiara: Good enough for me.
Tarot: Same here!
Tiara: Where first Mr. Air?
Air: Don't call me Mr. Air, You have to say Mr., then my last name.
Tarot: But we don't know your last name!
Air: Oh, it's-
Suddenly, a meteor falls and lands right on Air.
DSR: Note to self: Mission accomplished.
Air crawls out from under the meteor without a scratch.
DSR: Note to self: Ignore last note to self.
Air: Anyway, my last name is-
Lightning strikes right where air is standing, but he moves just in time.
Air: My last name is Torbit (Tee-ore-bit)
Tiara: *Laughter* T- T- *Intense laughter* Te- *Super intense laughter* Tor- Torbit??!!
Tarot: Calling Air Torbit! Calling Air Torbit! *Laughter* Torbit!! *Super intense laughter*
Air: -,-
Tiara: Sorry Mr. *Snicker* Torbit!! *Humungous laughter*
Tarot: * Humungous laughter*
Air: I hate you-
Suddenly, an arrow is shot at Mr. Torbit, he's about to be hit when...
Air: Hey! A five-krill piece!
Air bends down to get it and the arrow goes right over his head.
DSR: DAMN IT!!!
Air: Does that stand for D'oh! A Maniac Negro Idles Torbit?
DSR: God, why do you hate me?
God: You are intolerant of others.
DSR: What?
God: Uhh, I mean, Uhh... Meow, yeah...Yeah, that's it, I'm a cat......... NOT God, a cat.
DSR: umm...
Tarot: Let's just go Mr. *Laughs* Torbit!!!
Air: Oh no, you got to laugh at my last name. Now, I get to laugh at yours. Tarot...
Tarot: Uhh...
Air: Come on.
Tarot: FINE! My last name is asnfozshegfe
Air: asnfozshegfe??!! *Laughs!* That's weirder than Torbit!! Tiara, what's yours?
Tiara: asnfozshegfe, I'm married to Tarot.
Air: Maiden name?
Tiara (Shamefully): Myoonfufucaloo (my-oon-foo-foo-cale-hoo)
Air: And you guys laugh at Torbit.
Suddenly, a man comes up with an M-16 cocked and loaded.
Air: Hi, Hey! You're Emtarkanderundergunderson! I remember you from bhdutfjhafjhsgesyufgdehtdufdjsfisfu Universities!
Emtarkanderundergunderson: Air! It's been a while! A man named DSR wants me to kill you, but I can't, not you!
Emtarkanderundergunderson tosses his gun away.
DSR: DAMNIT!!!
Tiara: Let's go teach some stupid kids!
Air: Ok!
They all go into different houses. In Mr. Torbit's...
Air: Hi woman, do you have a son who's struggling with homework?
Woman: No, I have a daughter...
Air: Good enough, I'm Mr. Torbit, a tutor.
Woman: T- T Torbit??!! *Super laughter*
Air: Goodbye.
Air goes up to the daughter's room.
Daughter: Hi Mr. Man, I'm Lisa.
Air: Uhh-
Lisa: I'm young and cute and sweet and cute and I'm only 9 years old!
Air: Well Lisa, I'm Mr. Torbit, I'm here to tutor you, what do you need help on?
Lisa: Nothing! Look at my math!
She holds up a multiplication sheet that says 10X2=21, 5X0=5, 6X2=13, 19X0=19, and so on...
Air: Let me teach you something. If you multiply anything by 0, it equals 0.
Lisa: WHAT??!!
Air: Let me show you, see this *Puts two beans on a table*, times two, *Puts two more beans on the table* equals four. But, If I have two *Clears two beans off table* times zero *Takes the remaining beans* then *Points to table* There's nothing left.
Lisa: What do you mean? There's a table.
Air: Forget it! You are unworthy to be taught by Mr. Torbit! Goodbye!
Lisa suddenly catches on fire.
DSR: WHAT??!! How could Fire 23 miss??!! Note to self: Air is indestructible.
Air runs out and finds Tiara and Tarot who have also given up.
Tiara: Well, let's just go to Rambo, Mr. *Snicker* Mr. Torbit.
Tiara: Yes!
Tarot: Yes!
DSR: No! 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia' materia isn't cheesy! But seeing as we need to get somewhere in this story, we'll stop saying so much. Ok?
Air: Sure, whatever...
Oh, hello. I would like to apologize to all Final Idiotsy readers, I'm
sorry about chapter 21. 'Slightly off-white but not so off-white that anyone would notice that it's not white unless they looked really closely but for some reason the programmers insist on making it off-white materia'
materia is cheesy AND annoying. I would also like to apologize for the
delay of Final Idiotsy X, It's coming along.........
Tiara: Ok, we have a few hours to make one million krill, how?
Tarot: We could rob a bank.
Air: No, I have a graet idea!
Tiara: Spell-check?
Air: No, when I was in Long Moldyfolk's manor in chapter 16, I noticed that the education system here in the K market isn't that great...
Tiara: How so?
Air: Well...........................................................................
Enter Flashback scene:
Long: Look at the view, you can see all of the K-market, you can even hear the kids at the school nearby.........
The camera switches to a classroom in which the teacher is showing the kids 3 melons.
Teacher: Uno Melon, dos melon, tres melon! Now you know how to count to three in Spanish.
Kids: YAY!!!
Teacher: If you have any feelings of excitement, swallow them now. I know that you'll forget this in 5 minutes so......... Let's just play Twister!
Kids: Double YAY!!!!
Teacher: Shut up.
End Flashback scene
Tarot: I see; how does that tie in with making money?
Air: We become tutors and teach the kids stuff, there parents will then give us money.
Tiara: Do you honestly think that teachers will give US money even though we have no experience, licenses, or smarts?
Air: Why not
Tiara: Good enough for me.
Tarot: Same here!
Tiara: Where first Mr. Air?
Air: Don't call me Mr. Air, You have to say Mr., then my last name.
Tarot: But we don't know your last name!
Air: Oh, it's-
Suddenly, a meteor falls and lands right on Air.
DSR: Note to self: Mission accomplished.
Air crawls out from under the meteor without a scratch.
DSR: Note to self: Ignore last note to self.
Air: Anyway, my last name is-
Lightning strikes right where air is standing, but he moves just in time.
Air: My last name is Torbit (Tee-ore-bit)
Tiara: *Laughter* T- T- *Intense laughter* Te- *Super intense laughter* Tor- Torbit??!!
Tarot: Calling Air Torbit! Calling Air Torbit! *Laughter* Torbit!! *Super intense laughter*
Air: -,-
Tiara: Sorry Mr. *Snicker* Torbit!! *Humungous laughter*
Tarot: * Humungous laughter*
Air: I hate you-
Suddenly, an arrow is shot at Mr. Torbit, he's about to be hit when...
Air: Hey! A five-krill piece!
Air bends down to get it and the arrow goes right over his head.
DSR: DAMN IT!!!
Air: Does that stand for D'oh! A Maniac Negro Idles Torbit?
DSR: God, why do you hate me?
God: You are intolerant of others.
DSR: What?
God: Uhh, I mean, Uhh... Meow, yeah...Yeah, that's it, I'm a cat......... NOT God, a cat.
DSR: umm...
Tarot: Let's just go Mr. *Laughs* Torbit!!!
Air: Oh no, you got to laugh at my last name. Now, I get to laugh at yours. Tarot...
Tarot: Uhh...
Air: Come on.
Tarot: FINE! My last name is asnfozshegfe
Air: asnfozshegfe??!! *Laughs!* That's weirder than Torbit!! Tiara, what's yours?
Tiara: asnfozshegfe, I'm married to Tarot.
Air: Maiden name?
Tiara (Shamefully): Myoonfufucaloo (my-oon-foo-foo-cale-hoo)
Air: And you guys laugh at Torbit.
Suddenly, a man comes up with an M-16 cocked and loaded.
Air: Hi, Hey! You're Emtarkanderundergunderson! I remember you from bhdutfjhafjhsgesyufgdehtdufdjsfisfu Universities!
Emtarkanderundergunderson: Air! It's been a while! A man named DSR wants me to kill you, but I can't, not you!
Emtarkanderundergunderson tosses his gun away.
DSR: DAMNIT!!!
Tiara: Let's go teach some stupid kids!
Air: Ok!
They all go into different houses. In Mr. Torbit's...
Air: Hi woman, do you have a son who's struggling with homework?
Woman: No, I have a daughter...
Air: Good enough, I'm Mr. Torbit, a tutor.
Woman: T- T Torbit??!! *Super laughter*
Air: Goodbye.
Air goes up to the daughter's room.
Daughter: Hi Mr. Man, I'm Lisa.
Air: Uhh-
Lisa: I'm young and cute and sweet and cute and I'm only 9 years old!
Air: Well Lisa, I'm Mr. Torbit, I'm here to tutor you, what do you need help on?
Lisa: Nothing! Look at my math!
She holds up a multiplication sheet that says 10X2=21, 5X0=5, 6X2=13, 19X0=19, and so on...
Air: Let me teach you something. If you multiply anything by 0, it equals 0.
Lisa: WHAT??!!
Air: Let me show you, see this *Puts two beans on a table*, times two, *Puts two more beans on the table* equals four. But, If I have two *Clears two beans off table* times zero *Takes the remaining beans* then *Points to table* There's nothing left.
Lisa: What do you mean? There's a table.
Air: Forget it! You are unworthy to be taught by Mr. Torbit! Goodbye!
Lisa suddenly catches on fire.
DSR: WHAT??!! How could Fire 23 miss??!! Note to self: Air is indestructible.
Air runs out and finds Tiara and Tarot who have also given up.
Tiara: Well, let's just go to Rambo, Mr. *Snicker* Mr. Torbit.
