Air: Well, let's ust go tell Rambo we can't do it.
Tiara: Ok, Torbit.
Air: You didn't laugh!
Tarot: The reviewers didn't think that Torbit was clever, especially Sinkeywinky.
Air: Oh...
They go to the tower and climb until they reach Rambo...
Rambo: HA! You're late! I've stolen the girl. She's now at the Spitwad inc. building. I don't know why I'm telling you this. Also, The bomb has been activated.
Rambo flies out in a helicopter.
Air: We've got to rescue AirHead! I think that we should divide into 4 parts: Infiltration, Getting there. Breakdown, killing/destroying. Lone Wolf, it sounds better then "Walk through the now empty halls until we find AirHead. and Escape! Let's go-
The Bomb goes off and the explosion propels the super dudes into a high floor on the Spitwad building.
Air: Ok, that works for step 1...
Tiara: Let's go through that door *Points to door*
They go and end up in a room that's completely empty except for a monk.
Monk: If you wish to find AirHead, go through the hall and face the challenge in each room.
Air: Ok.
They go to the next room and see a man in a suit.
Man: You can pass if you get this question right: Which of the following statement's are true, and which are false? #1: Statement 2 is true. #2: Statement 1 is False. #3: I like Jell-O.
Air: Uhh, guys?
Tiara: I don't know...
Tarot: Hmm...
Air: Wait! I know!
Man: If you get it wrong, you die.
Air: Maybe I don't know...
Tarot: I do know! Watch!
Tarot goes up to the man and knocks him unconscious with a bottle of chloroform he somehow holds with his tennis racket arm.
Tarot: Learn from the pros!
Air: Now you're out of Chloroform.
Tarot: D'oh!
Homer: Hey, that's infringement!
They go to the next room where they see four men around a sword in a stone.
Man 1: This
Man 2: Is
Man 3 : The
All four men: Stone In The Sword!!!
Tiara: The Stone in the sword?
Man 1: Yes, The Stone In The Sword. You can try this for a reward, or skip to the next room-
Air: Let's skip.
Tarot: Yeah.
Man 2: Winning, will give-
Air: I said we're going.
Man 3: Here's how to play, you-
Air: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??!!
Man 4: No. Anyway, you try to pull the stone from the sword. If you succeed, you can keep the stone to throw at someone. If you lose, we get to take your soul.
Air: FINE!!!
Air picks the sword out of the stone with ease.
Air: I'm just going to keep the sword.
Men: Why didn't we think of that?
Man 1: You can only take the stone.
Air: Why?
Man 3: What Man 1 means is, GIVE US THE SWORD!!!
Air: NEVER!!!
Men: Then die.
They use Water 3.14159 and Air dies.
DSR: WHAT??!! How? What? Huh?
A black specter comes up to Air.
Black thing: I am the Grim Reaper, die Air.
The Grim Reaper swings his scythe at Air, it's just about to hit when...
We interrupt this story
for......................................COMMERCIALS!!!
A creepy Dutch guy stands infront of a mirror. (Say what he says outloud, it's fun)
Dutch guy: Da Mee, Da Mee on da all, who Eee da fayist 'o dem all? Ohh! It hoe in me! o app eee aye! Ow, da mee, da mee on da all, who eee da east faye 'o dem ah? eee sho eee a en! At is da eaning o tis meestaa mee??!!
Announcer: Your mirror giving you problems? Try byeing one from southern guy thing mirror company that makes mirrors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And Gelatin)
Back to the story...
Air uses his sword and kills death somehow.
Air: Chloroform? Use a sword next time.
Tarot: You can be mean to me all you want, but NEVER insult the Chloroform.
Air: Ok, You're ugly!
Tiara: Is it just me, or is it weird that Air isn't doing the acronym joke?
Tarot: It's just you.
A Green reaper appears.
Reaper 2: You may killed The Grim Reaper, but not his brother!!! I am......................................................THE GRIM RAPPER!!!!
Backup singers: Bookachica Bookachica Bookachica Bookachica!!!
Rapper: I think that you can understand,
I'm doing this, it's in my business plan.
Yo' momma died from my bro,
Yo' father died too,
But-
Air: UGH! THAT'S ANNOYING!!!!!
Air stabs him, and he's replaced by a yellow reaper.
Reaper 3: You killed my cousins, but not me, I am....................................THE GRIM RAPER
Tiara: Oh Crap...
Grim Raper goes up to Tiara and pulls her dress off.
Tarot: Nobody does that to my wife except me!!! KAMEHAMEHA!!!! Prepare to face the wrath of Chloroform!!!
Air: Tarot, you're out of Chloroform.
Tarot: D'oh.
Homer: That's it, I'm suing...
Tiara: Ok, Torbit.
Air: You didn't laugh!
Tarot: The reviewers didn't think that Torbit was clever, especially Sinkeywinky.
Air: Oh...
They go to the tower and climb until they reach Rambo...
Rambo: HA! You're late! I've stolen the girl. She's now at the Spitwad inc. building. I don't know why I'm telling you this. Also, The bomb has been activated.
Rambo flies out in a helicopter.
Air: We've got to rescue AirHead! I think that we should divide into 4 parts: Infiltration, Getting there. Breakdown, killing/destroying. Lone Wolf, it sounds better then "Walk through the now empty halls until we find AirHead. and Escape! Let's go-
The Bomb goes off and the explosion propels the super dudes into a high floor on the Spitwad building.
Air: Ok, that works for step 1...
Tiara: Let's go through that door *Points to door*
They go and end up in a room that's completely empty except for a monk.
Monk: If you wish to find AirHead, go through the hall and face the challenge in each room.
Air: Ok.
They go to the next room and see a man in a suit.
Man: You can pass if you get this question right: Which of the following statement's are true, and which are false? #1: Statement 2 is true. #2: Statement 1 is False. #3: I like Jell-O.
Air: Uhh, guys?
Tiara: I don't know...
Tarot: Hmm...
Air: Wait! I know!
Man: If you get it wrong, you die.
Air: Maybe I don't know...
Tarot: I do know! Watch!
Tarot goes up to the man and knocks him unconscious with a bottle of chloroform he somehow holds with his tennis racket arm.
Tarot: Learn from the pros!
Air: Now you're out of Chloroform.
Tarot: D'oh!
Homer: Hey, that's infringement!
They go to the next room where they see four men around a sword in a stone.
Man 1: This
Man 2: Is
Man 3 : The
All four men: Stone In The Sword!!!
Tiara: The Stone in the sword?
Man 1: Yes, The Stone In The Sword. You can try this for a reward, or skip to the next room-
Air: Let's skip.
Tarot: Yeah.
Man 2: Winning, will give-
Air: I said we're going.
Man 3: Here's how to play, you-
Air: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??!!
Man 4: No. Anyway, you try to pull the stone from the sword. If you succeed, you can keep the stone to throw at someone. If you lose, we get to take your soul.
Air: FINE!!!
Air picks the sword out of the stone with ease.
Air: I'm just going to keep the sword.
Men: Why didn't we think of that?
Man 1: You can only take the stone.
Air: Why?
Man 3: What Man 1 means is, GIVE US THE SWORD!!!
Air: NEVER!!!
Men: Then die.
They use Water 3.14159 and Air dies.
DSR: WHAT??!! How? What? Huh?
A black specter comes up to Air.
Black thing: I am the Grim Reaper, die Air.
The Grim Reaper swings his scythe at Air, it's just about to hit when...
We interrupt this story
for......................................COMMERCIALS!!!
A creepy Dutch guy stands infront of a mirror. (Say what he says outloud, it's fun)
Dutch guy: Da Mee, Da Mee on da all, who Eee da fayist 'o dem all? Ohh! It hoe in me! o app eee aye! Ow, da mee, da mee on da all, who eee da east faye 'o dem ah? eee sho eee a en! At is da eaning o tis meestaa mee??!!
Announcer: Your mirror giving you problems? Try byeing one from southern guy thing mirror company that makes mirrors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And Gelatin)
Back to the story...
Air uses his sword and kills death somehow.
Air: Chloroform? Use a sword next time.
Tarot: You can be mean to me all you want, but NEVER insult the Chloroform.
Air: Ok, You're ugly!
Tiara: Is it just me, or is it weird that Air isn't doing the acronym joke?
Tarot: It's just you.
A Green reaper appears.
Reaper 2: You may killed The Grim Reaper, but not his brother!!! I am......................................................THE GRIM RAPPER!!!!
Backup singers: Bookachica Bookachica Bookachica Bookachica!!!
Rapper: I think that you can understand,
I'm doing this, it's in my business plan.
Yo' momma died from my bro,
Yo' father died too,
But-
Air: UGH! THAT'S ANNOYING!!!!!
Air stabs him, and he's replaced by a yellow reaper.
Reaper 3: You killed my cousins, but not me, I am....................................THE GRIM RAPER
Tiara: Oh Crap...
Grim Raper goes up to Tiara and pulls her dress off.
Tarot: Nobody does that to my wife except me!!! KAMEHAMEHA!!!! Prepare to face the wrath of Chloroform!!!
Air: Tarot, you're out of Chloroform.
Tarot: D'oh.
Homer: That's it, I'm suing...
