The team enters the next room and see three men.

Man 1: Tell me Air, what is your favorite game?

Air: Metal Gear Solid.

Man 2:Tell me Tiara, what is your favorite game?

Tiara: Final Fantasy X, the game that should be parodied by DSR by now.......

DSR: Sorry...

Man 3: Tell me Tarot, what is your favorite game?

Tarot: Guilty Gears!

Air: Guilty Gears?

Tiara: Guilty Gears?

Tarot: You've never heard of Guilty Gears?! It's a fighting game!

Man 1: We will sing songs that diss your favorite games... Air, you can be the first to suffer. Listen to this: (sung to the tune of the "Scooby Doo, Where Are You" theme)

He's the Solid Snake

He's got two left feet.

His stealth is mediocre.

Whe-en he gets caught

On Level 1

He just dives in the water!

He's the Solid Snake,

Konami's big mistake!

He likes to hit on Meryl.

If he gets stuck

On any puzzle,

He'll just call the Colonel.

He is the Solid

Yes the Solid,

Not liquid, metal or gas.

He's the Solid Snake,

Such a big disgrace,

To all games in the U. S.

He's the Solid Snake,

Konami's big mistake!

He likes to hit on Meryl.

If he gets stuck

On any puzzle,

He'll just call the Colonel.

(End Song)

Air: That wasn't very hard.

Tiara: Let's just go.

Air: Yeah.

Man 2: But we still have two songs...

Tarot: Who cares?

Man 3: I can let you pass if you can defeat me in Mortal Combat!!!!!!!!

Air: I love that game.

Man 3: Not Mortal Kombat, Mortal Combat.

Air: I hate that game.

Man 3: IT'S NOT A GAME!!!!!!!

Air: Whatever....

The team enters the next room and see AirHead in a tube with some Teal Fox- thingy

Man: Hello Super Dudes...

Tiara: THAT'S NOT OUR NAME!!!

Air: Does that stand for Traps, Hats, and Tiger Sharks Need Orange Trees Or Understanding Rabbit Nibblers And Marmalade Eggplant?

Tiara(sarcastically): Yes, He said "Hello Super Dudes...", and I responded by saying "Tiger Sharks Need Orange Trees Or Understanding Rabbit Nibblers And Marmalade Eggplant!!!"

Air: So I was right?

Man: Sorry. I presume that you have come to save AirHead, well-

Air: Shut up. Who are you anyway?

Man: I'm-

Air: I said shut up.

Man: But you-

Air: Shut Up.

Man: I'm just-

Air: As in: NO TALKING!!!

Man: I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU MY NAME!!!!!

Air: Sorry... you don't have to be so mean.

Man: I am Homo, the greatest scientific genius in the world!!!

Tarot: What?

Suddenly, Dr. Eggman walks in accompanied by theme music.

Music: The Story begins!

With who's gonna' win?

In spite of the danger lies within!

Aboard the ARK

a genius departs!

Wantin' to unlock

The mystries' a' life!

I am the Eggman...

That's what I am

I am the Eggman

I got the master plan

I am the Eggman...

Eggman: You claim to be the greatest scientific genius... In all the world. That's my title however, and- HEY, DSR! YOU GOT MY NAME WRONG!!! I'M DR. ROBOTNIK!!!

Air: Does that stand for Hats Envy Young Drunk Stallion Riders, Young Oranges, Understandable-

Tiara: No.

DSR: You aren't even supposed to be here.

Eggman: Well, he stole my title and- YOU GOT MY NAME WRONG AGAIN!!!

Air: Does-

DSR: NO! And "Robotnik", If you hate being called Eggman, why do you have the Egg Hornet, Egg Carrier-

Eggman: They are now called the Robotnik Bee, and the Robotnik Rocket.

DSR: The Robotnik Rocket?

Tiara: The Robotnik Rocket?

Tarot: The Robotnik Rocket?

Air: The Robotnik Rocket?

Homo: Why aren't I killing you now?

AirHead: The Robotnik Rocket?

Teal Fox-thingy: The Robotnik Rocket?

Tiara: The dog talked?

Chris(pathetically): The Robotnik Rocket?

Eggman: Yes, and-

DSR: Guys, should I kill Eggman?

All: YES!!!

DSR: Okay.

Battle Start: enemy(s): Eggman (x1)

DSR: Death!

bATTLE eND: wINNER: dsr!!!

dsr: d'OH! fORGOT TO TAKE OFF CAPSLOCK... There we go...

We now return you to you're regulrly scheduled Paredy...

DSR: Ok, Mr. McMcMcerson of the Mcy land of Mc isn't doing his job well, so... Please welcome our NEW spellchecker: HomeStarRunner!!!!

Homestarrunner: Hi. I'm the HomeStaw Wunnew. Some folks say I'm a tewwific asthlete.

DSR: Hopefully you're a good speller too.

Homestar: Yeah, I think I wemembew something like that. Ow maybe it was Mawzipan's flowew gawden...

Homo: Ok-

Tarot: Shut up, *Frees AirHead*

AirHead: Thanks.

Fox-thingy: Thank you. *starts attacking Homo* *Attacks Homo* *Finishes attacking Homo* I am Teal 197097496593696596983-9648.

Tarot: Oh god...

Powerful Voice: You must, Uhh... Mreeeeooooooowwwww Meow Meow Purrrrrrrrrrrr Hiss Meow

Air: You're always welcome!

Teal 197097496593696596983-9648 Joined your party!!!

Tarot: We have a party?! Awesome! Where are the chips?

Tiara: He means our team, Moron.

DSR: Tiara is right.

Tarot: I hate you guys...

Air: Then why are you on our team?

Tarot: 'Cause I got to pay for Charlene's schooling!!!

Air: Where is Charlene anyway?

Meanwhile In the bar......

Guy: I would like change for a ten-Krill piece.

Charlene: Well I would like a dad who was actually here for me! I would like a dad who didn't leave me to run this bar while he goes and almost gets killed! I would like a dad who let me have friends! I WOULD LIKE A NORMAL LIFE!!!!! But do you hear me whining? NO!!!!!!!!!

Guy: You're whining right now.

Charlene: Shut up.

Guy: Not until I get change.

Charlene: I hate you! I hate my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Back to our zeroes......

Homo: Well, now that that guy is dead, let's continue... I am the greatest scientific genius... IN THE WORLD!!!

Air: I doubt it.

Tiara: There must be someone better than you, "The grass is always greener on the other side..."

Homo: I'm on the other side!

Tarot: There is always someone better than you.

Homo: That's impossible! There is always someone who's the best. And I'm the best scientist in the world.

Teal 197097496593696596983-9648: No, you aren't. There is always someone better.

AirHead: Yeah! GAIN THAT!!!

Air: What?

AirHead: It means Golden Antelopes In Norway Trampled Hitler's Aunt's Tree.

Air: That's stupid.

Homo: Ok, somewhere out there there is a man who can Hula-Hoop for 8732548732054250832540563280560824593659346596435983298465649658500287548569 325479.83265 hours and nobody is better than him.

Teal 197097whatever: But someone out there can Hula-Hoop for 8732548732054250832540563280560824593659346596435983298465649658500287548569 325479.83267 hours, but he doesn't tell anyone.

Homo: But nobody's better than him!

Teal 197097496593696596983-9648: I'm going to say my name 100 times:

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Homo: Anyway... MY GRASS IS GREENEST!!!

Air: Does that stand for My Young Gay Rabbit And 'Slippery Snake Iodine Stabilizer' Give Red, Evil......

Homo: I love my life!

Tiara: Tell us about your childhood.

Homo: Well, my mother was a 15-year-old prostitute with web toes, my father was a cruel and bitter man who would always throw beer cans out on the street and sing "Empty Beer Cans, On the road, Are Ugly Many Say. But at night, reflecting bright, they safely guide the way!". He owned a paper- making plant and forced me to work 29 hours a day! He strapped me to a chair and made me do chair-work, the chair could move see. So one hwekuhgday, I chaired my way out and made a fake ID. With it I bought Tobacco all day and grew Tobacco all night. I sold my Tobacco to that one camel thing,-you know how they have the camel who's name is, like, 'Joe the Camel', but I call him 'Mr. Camel Mama"-while watching "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Remember that one song: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all Day"

Air: He's a lumberjack.

AirHead: And he's OK.

Tiara: He sleeps all night

Tarot: And he works all day!

Homo: Yes, I love that song, memories of the days of old. Back before the newfangled Nuclear plants got all around. I remember the classical music, like that one band, 'The Russian Guys'. I still have their first album, with the song that's like "We're the Russian Guys!!! I know we're here to stay". And guess what, I'm the one who invented the "Cow Switchy"-

Air: The "Cow Switchy"?

Tarot: What the hell?

Homo: You know, the "Cow Switchy", the invention that turns anything into a cow. I hoped that I would end world hunger and get rid of garbage and nuclear waste by turning those things into cows. But when I turned nuclear waste into a cow and someone ate it and was like "Oh No! The cow's radioactive!" and then he started growing fins and a tail and started singing "Hello my baby, Hello my Honey. Hello my rag-time gal" and got me and the "Cow Switchy" banned from California. Then I made a new invention that was called the "Ham Radio"

AirHead: That was made by Tom Edison.

Homo: That's what they want you to believe. I also made the "Age Machine" I made a clever marketing ploy: A song that was like:

Homo: Have you seen?

Have you seen?

My super awesome

Age machine!

Air: Just pick an age you want to be.

Teal 197097496593696596983-9648: And 20 cents is all the fee.

AirHead: Do I hear two?

Tarot: four, six, eleven?

Tiara: Someone want to be seventy-seven?

Homo: Just gather 'round

Air: Now now, don't crowd.

Homo: I go to bed... and rest my head...

Teal 197097496593696596983-9648: I woke in the morning'.

Tiara: Sheets are red.

AirHead: Bowlin' ball smashed on my head.

Tarot: Machine stolen, Money gone.

Air: Ages scattered 'cross the lawn.

Teal 197097496593696596983-9648: I guess I made a big mistake.

Homo: They even took my 'Lectric Rake. (End song)

All: I LOVE THAT SONG!!!

Homo: It's true. They did take my 'Lectric Rake. I wanted to get it back, so I made a song. LET ME SING IT THIS TIME!!!!!

Have you seen,

Have you seen,

My 'Lectric Rake?

That age machine was a big mistake.

But my Lectric' Rake,

My 'Lectric Rake-

Air: You didn't write that, The Russian Guys did.

Homo: I am the Russian Guys.

Air: But you're only one person.

Homo: That's what they want you to think... I remember when I went to my first tea house. The tea was like "I'm tea" And I'm all "The tea talked" and then a waiter said "That's the talking tea!" and the tea's like "I'm talkin' Tea!" and then I ate the fortune cookie and it said "I'm a cookie" and I love you guys! Guys? Gggggguuuuuuuyyyyyysssssss????!!!!!!

The team had run away and was now caught and in jail.

Air: Well, we're in jail!

Tiara: Let's leave.

Teal 197097496593696596983-9648: Yeah.

The team walks out of the cell and sees something..........EVIL!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AirHead: Ahhhhhhhhhh! A trail of red spray paint!!!!!!!!! Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!! *faints*

To be continued... DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

DSR: Duh it's going to be continued, I wouldn't end my story with a girl fainting. Especially if it's a parody of a game that I have barely even gotten into.

So what? We need a clever thing to draw them in.

DSR: They already are drawn in! Why would they read 24 chapters if they weren't??!!

I don't know? A bet?

DSR: I'm getting a new narrator...

Air: I thought you were the narrator.

DSR: ...................Shut up.