Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I haven't been planing anything special, I've just been lazy with Writer's block.
Air: Want me to continue telling the story?
Tiara: No, It's stupid.
Tarot: Tiara, you stopped acting crazy about goths.
Tiara: AHHHH!!!
Tiara falls down on the floor and starts screaming like a maniac.
Air: Well, while we wait for Tiara to regain her sanity, I'll finish......
I found Pornoroth in a hidden library at the bottom of the Spitwad manor. He was reading a ton of books-
Tarot: We all know about Jenova and all that crap, can you skip this part and just go to the part where Pornoroth murders all of your family and friends besides Tiara?
Air: Sure.
I ran out after Sephiroth-
Tarot: Who?
I ran after Pornoroth as he rushed out of the Spitwad mansion, but as I came out I realized that in just one second he had spread Fire to the whole town and sliced the necks of everyone except Tiara and myself.
Young Air: Pornoroth, Stooooppppp thiiiiiissss. I mean stop this.
Pornoroth: No. I'm going to see..................... My mommy.
In the present
Teal 197097whatever: Mommy?!!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Tarot: What's so funny about him calling Jenova 'Mommy'? If you ask me, Pornoroth is so much more powerful because of his bond to Jenova. Even though Jenova isn't his real mother, he feels the special bond between parent and child, and he knows he must see her and avenge her by destroying his friend's family. He knows that love conquers all and that he must see Jenova, his 'Mommy', who he loves enough to name.
Air: Whoa, that's all.............................Philisophricicalil.
Tiara: You're only saying that because you call YOUR mom 'Mamacita'.
Tarot: Umm........... That has a little to do with it
Back to the un future which is the past...
Pornoroth walks into the flames in a cool FMV
Young Air: Whoa, not only did he walk through flames, he suddenly became DDD or #D or 3D or ddd or DDT or something. I've gotta' try that!
He walks into the flames, but since he's not super cool, his clothes catch on fire.
Young Air: OWWWWWWWWW!!! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT! Ok, remember what I learned in Smoke Jumper school about if you land in the middle of a fire-
Back to the future which is the present but is the future to the past which they are talking about in the future which is the present.
Tarot: You were a Smoke Jumper?!!?
Air: Well, only for one day. I got fired for trying to put out a fire with a Flamethrower to it's base.
Teal 197097: Ok, I'm only gonna' sing this once, so listen up:
If you want 'Its' to be possessive, it's just I-t-s
but, if it's supposedtobeacontraction then
It's I-T-apostraphe-S
Scalawag.
Tiara: Where'd you get that song?
Teal 197097: I made it up.
Tiara: No you didn't. You got that from www.homestarrunner . com
Teal 197097: What, I swear I've never been to that site.
Tiara: Cheat commandoes, maybe fighting for freedom
Teal 197097: And each is sold separately.
Tiara: Cheat commandoes, they're probably battling evil,
Teal 197097: Buy all our playsets and......... Shit.
Tiara: I love making people fall into my mental traps.
DSR: If you can't tell by now, I'm a huge HSR fan and I'm also a huge Fair Use copyright Law fan.
Air: Back to me.
Tiara: O-
Tarot: Tiara! You're here. Now we can go.
Teal 197097: But I want to know what happens.
Air: You can't defy the fox.
Teal 197097: Wolf.
Air: Whatever.
Air: So, Well, only for one day. I got fired for trying to put out a fire with a Flamethrower to it's base.
Tarot: This constitutes something that I've thought for a long time: Air, you're an idiot.
Air: Well, it made sense because of the old saying: Fight Fire with Fire. But later I realized that that was just a saying that really means: If someone throws a rock at you, throw a rock at them. If someone throws a hydroelectricular missile at you, you throw one at them. If someone poisons your leader, you poison they're leader. It's kinda like communism.
Tiara: Yeah, those crazy communists.
Tarot: They're all like: We dance and prance and dance. We're from the Moscow Russia, the place where communism equals FUN!!
Teal 197097: And like: Here in Moscow, we no have microphone, instead, we take chicken and roll him into funnel!!!
Tiara: And like: Here in Moscow, we have no, umm..., what's another Moscow stereotype?
AirHead: THAT'S IT!!!!! And that does not stand for Two Hats And The Stupid Irishman Tinkle.
Air: Darn.
AirHead: I happen to be Moscowian (Try saying that, it's fun), And let me tell you that the things you're mocking are STEREOTYPES!!! We don't dance all day, we don't use chickens as microphones, and communism doesn't work like that!!!!!!
Tarot: Ok, I'm sorry AirHead.
Tiara: Me too, we didn't know.
Air: You aren't really Moscowian, are you?
AirHead: NO!!! [mockingly] We dance and prance and dance,
We wear loose baggy pants
We used to be much bigger,
but now there's a million Stans...
Air: Am I ever going to finish my story?
Tarot: Not Likely.
Air: Then I'll just finish it super fast: Pornoroth got to the Reactor and released Jenova who possessed him and then he attacked me but I somehow lived and I won't tell you how until late in the game.
Tarot: Ok, let's go.
Tiara: No, I'm not passing through that Goth land again.
How will they convince Tiara to leave?
How many Russians will flame me?
How did Air survive?
Do dogs have lips?
Is AirHead really Moscowian?
Is Moscowian even a word?
Find out next time on.....
DAWSON'S CREEK!!!!!
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I mean Final Idiotsy.
Air: Want me to continue telling the story?
Tiara: No, It's stupid.
Tarot: Tiara, you stopped acting crazy about goths.
Tiara: AHHHH!!!
Tiara falls down on the floor and starts screaming like a maniac.
Air: Well, while we wait for Tiara to regain her sanity, I'll finish......
I found Pornoroth in a hidden library at the bottom of the Spitwad manor. He was reading a ton of books-
Tarot: We all know about Jenova and all that crap, can you skip this part and just go to the part where Pornoroth murders all of your family and friends besides Tiara?
Air: Sure.
I ran out after Sephiroth-
Tarot: Who?
I ran after Pornoroth as he rushed out of the Spitwad mansion, but as I came out I realized that in just one second he had spread Fire to the whole town and sliced the necks of everyone except Tiara and myself.
Young Air: Pornoroth, Stooooppppp thiiiiiissss. I mean stop this.
Pornoroth: No. I'm going to see..................... My mommy.
In the present
Teal 197097whatever: Mommy?!!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Tarot: What's so funny about him calling Jenova 'Mommy'? If you ask me, Pornoroth is so much more powerful because of his bond to Jenova. Even though Jenova isn't his real mother, he feels the special bond between parent and child, and he knows he must see her and avenge her by destroying his friend's family. He knows that love conquers all and that he must see Jenova, his 'Mommy', who he loves enough to name.
Air: Whoa, that's all.............................Philisophricicalil.
Tiara: You're only saying that because you call YOUR mom 'Mamacita'.
Tarot: Umm........... That has a little to do with it
Back to the un future which is the past...
Pornoroth walks into the flames in a cool FMV
Young Air: Whoa, not only did he walk through flames, he suddenly became DDD or #D or 3D or ddd or DDT or something. I've gotta' try that!
He walks into the flames, but since he's not super cool, his clothes catch on fire.
Young Air: OWWWWWWWWW!!! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT! Ok, remember what I learned in Smoke Jumper school about if you land in the middle of a fire-
Back to the future which is the present but is the future to the past which they are talking about in the future which is the present.
Tarot: You were a Smoke Jumper?!!?
Air: Well, only for one day. I got fired for trying to put out a fire with a Flamethrower to it's base.
Teal 197097: Ok, I'm only gonna' sing this once, so listen up:
If you want 'Its' to be possessive, it's just I-t-s
but, if it's supposedtobeacontraction then
It's I-T-apostraphe-S
Scalawag.
Tiara: Where'd you get that song?
Teal 197097: I made it up.
Tiara: No you didn't. You got that from www.homestarrunner . com
Teal 197097: What, I swear I've never been to that site.
Tiara: Cheat commandoes, maybe fighting for freedom
Teal 197097: And each is sold separately.
Tiara: Cheat commandoes, they're probably battling evil,
Teal 197097: Buy all our playsets and......... Shit.
Tiara: I love making people fall into my mental traps.
DSR: If you can't tell by now, I'm a huge HSR fan and I'm also a huge Fair Use copyright Law fan.
Air: Back to me.
Tiara: O-
Tarot: Tiara! You're here. Now we can go.
Teal 197097: But I want to know what happens.
Air: You can't defy the fox.
Teal 197097: Wolf.
Air: Whatever.
Air: So, Well, only for one day. I got fired for trying to put out a fire with a Flamethrower to it's base.
Tarot: This constitutes something that I've thought for a long time: Air, you're an idiot.
Air: Well, it made sense because of the old saying: Fight Fire with Fire. But later I realized that that was just a saying that really means: If someone throws a rock at you, throw a rock at them. If someone throws a hydroelectricular missile at you, you throw one at them. If someone poisons your leader, you poison they're leader. It's kinda like communism.
Tiara: Yeah, those crazy communists.
Tarot: They're all like: We dance and prance and dance. We're from the Moscow Russia, the place where communism equals FUN!!
Teal 197097: And like: Here in Moscow, we no have microphone, instead, we take chicken and roll him into funnel!!!
Tiara: And like: Here in Moscow, we have no, umm..., what's another Moscow stereotype?
AirHead: THAT'S IT!!!!! And that does not stand for Two Hats And The Stupid Irishman Tinkle.
Air: Darn.
AirHead: I happen to be Moscowian (Try saying that, it's fun), And let me tell you that the things you're mocking are STEREOTYPES!!! We don't dance all day, we don't use chickens as microphones, and communism doesn't work like that!!!!!!
Tarot: Ok, I'm sorry AirHead.
Tiara: Me too, we didn't know.
Air: You aren't really Moscowian, are you?
AirHead: NO!!! [mockingly] We dance and prance and dance,
We wear loose baggy pants
We used to be much bigger,
but now there's a million Stans...
Air: Am I ever going to finish my story?
Tarot: Not Likely.
Air: Then I'll just finish it super fast: Pornoroth got to the Reactor and released Jenova who possessed him and then he attacked me but I somehow lived and I won't tell you how until late in the game.
Tarot: Ok, let's go.
Tiara: No, I'm not passing through that Goth land again.
How will they convince Tiara to leave?
How many Russians will flame me?
How did Air survive?
Do dogs have lips?
Is AirHead really Moscowian?
Is Moscowian even a word?
Find out next time on.....
DAWSON'S CREEK!!!!!
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I mean Final Idiotsy.
